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(The Morning Call) Fail Police said man made obscene calls to deaf for fun of it   (mcall.com) divider line 58
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strangeguitar 2009-07-02 06:34:14 PM  
i267.photobucket.com
I WANNA BE ON TOP OF YOU!!!

 
mudpants 2009-07-02 07:05:35 PM  
how did they know?

 
Gilligann [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:06:23 PM  
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

 
Cyanna 2009-07-02 07:06:57 PM  
What?

 
Ponzholio 2009-07-02 07:06:58 PM  
Bet they didn't see that one coming... Oh wait, that really doesn't work here...

 
Stay Cool Babylon 2009-07-02 07:07:02 PM  
I'm deaf in my left ear, and you better believe I have a sense of humor about it.

/headphones need to be modded, tho

 
Thisbymaster 2009-07-02 07:07:54 PM  
victimless crime?

 
erewhon 2009-07-02 07:09:02 PM  
Isn't this reverse mopery, without intent to creep?

 
Stay Cool Babylon 2009-07-02 07:09:48 PM  
Thisbymaster: victimless crime?

niiiiice

 
moops 2009-07-02 07:11:08 PM  
erewhon: Isn't this reverse mopery, without intent to creep?

On an Indian reservation

 
Boyd Schidt 2009-07-02 07:12:43 PM  
I love deaf people's accents.

 
anfrind 2009-07-02 07:13:13 PM  
Subby fails. The man didn't make obscene calls to deaf people. He sent text messages to a service intended for use by deaf people, and the service would read those messages aloud, over the phone, to the intended non-deaf recipient of the message.

/I know, it's not as funny that way.

 
Psumek 2009-07-02 07:13:29 PM  
erewhon: Isn't this reverse mopery, without intent to creep?

They're both victimless crimes.

 
moops 2009-07-02 07:14:20 PM  
Boyd Schidt: I love deaf people's accents.

I get their accent mixed up with a retarded person's accent.

/straight to hell

 
EdwardBlake 2009-07-02 07:14:46 PM  
For those who didn't RTFA...

A HEARING MAN USED A INTERNET RELAY SERVICE (POPS!) TO CALL OTHER HEARING PEOPLE! THERE IS NO DEAF PEOPLE INVOLVED SO NO NEED TO BRING OUT THE DEAF RELATED JOKES. THANK YOU AND HAVE A GOOD NIGHT!

 
futuridz 2009-07-02 07:15:18 PM  
do the helen keller and talk with your hips.

 
Ponderoid 2009-07-02 07:15:21 PM  
Subby didn't read the article fully. One of the article's headlines is also wrong; the obscene caller was IMing messages to a service for the deaf to call hearing people.

 
Lloyd Braun 2009-07-02 07:17:16 PM  
Ponderoid: Subby didn't read the article fully. One of the article's headlines is also wrong; the obscene caller was IMing messages to a service for the deaf to call hearing people.

is ur refridge running lol ;)

 
moops 2009-07-02 07:19:00 PM  
EdwardBlake: THERE IS NO DEAF PEOPLE INVOLVED SO NO NEED TO BRING OUT THE DEAF RELATED JOKES.

www.webtvwire.com

 
moops 2009-07-02 07:19:43 PM  
futuridz: do the helen keller and talk with your hips.

did you hear what happened when she fell down the well? She screamed her hands off.

 
TheSignPost 2009-07-02 07:20:27 PM  
Does that mean I get to do stuff to him, if I find it hilarious and entertaining.....?

 
bohab 2009-07-02 07:20:31 PM  
Lloyd Braun: Ponderoid: Subby didn't read the article fully. One of the article's headlines is also wrong; the obscene caller was IMing messages to a service for the deaf to call hearing people.

is ur refridge running lol ;)


no, i just checked its still sitting there. you been having problems with runaways? we use to, till pa took the whip and thought them fridgers a lesson.

 
Reverend Otis 2009-07-02 07:21:56 PM  
i376.photobucket.com

"Is your hearing aid wet? Is your hearing aid WEEEEEETTTTT!!!!!!"

 
Gwildar 2009-07-02 07:22:36 PM  
Being an actual relay operator, im amused at these replies. For the record, probably 95% of the populace has no idea what a relay call is and i honestly get asked daily why deaf people need to make phone calls.

 
Pay the Man 2009-07-02 07:23:26 PM  
EdwardBlake: For those who didn't RTFA...

A HEARING MAN USED A INTERNET RELAY SERVICE (POPS!) TO CALL OTHER HEARING PEOPLE! THERE IS NO DEAF PEOPLE INVOLVED SO NO NEED TO BRING OUT THE DEAF RELATED JOKES. THANK YOU AND HAVE A GOOD NIGHT!


It's even funnier imagining those poor operators having to read every foul word to the hearing recipients... verbatim.

 
Gosling [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:23:26 PM  
"I see," said the blind man.

 
Shaunn [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:23:49 PM  
Howard Stern Show used to play recordings of Sal the Stockbroker using this service a similar service, and Richard Christie would be on the other end of the wire, having fun with the operator teletyping phone sex. Hilarious.

 
HelmetTesterTJ 2009-07-02 07:24:06 PM  
My ex girlfriend used to work for a relay operator service. No matter how lewd the call was, how awkward or strange, or how hateful, she had to carry on with it. Even if, for example, the call was just "penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis..." True story, that one. She asked "Do I have to say them all?" Supervisor replied that she just had to say "a bunch."

 
futuridz 2009-07-02 07:26:55 PM  
i like matt hammill to win ufc fights just so i can hear him talk after the match

 
Psumek 2009-07-02 07:32:17 PM  
Gosling: "I see," said the blind man.

To the deaf dog in the dark cave

 
wrenchboy 2009-07-02 07:33:22 PM  
Boyd Schidt: I love deaf people's accents.


aeerr??

/very deaf, gettting a kick, bla bla bla

 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:33:51 PM  
EdwardBlake: For those who didn't RTFA...

A HEARING MAN USED A INTERNET RELAY SERVICE (POPS!) TO CALL OTHER HEARING PEOPLE! THERE IS NO DEAF PEOPLE INVOLVED SO NO NEED TO BRING OUT THE DEAF RELATED JOKES. THANK YOU AND HAVE A GOOD NIGHT!


WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING? I'M NOT DEAF BLIND!

 
evilmousse 2009-07-02 07:34:47 PM  
we should all use this system to call the relevant authorities and have the automated system read out our messages about how this person shouldn't be charged.

 
CommandantVonThrash 2009-07-02 07:38:28 PM  
Pretty much everyone I know has done this.

My favorite line: "I want to DJ Tanner all over your Kimmy Gibbler face."

 
cochlear 2009-07-02 07:42:18 PM  
I'm deaf, and got an obscene call once. Kept asking the guy to repeat himself, and talk louder. He finally hung up on me. I put it all together afterwards and figured out what he was asking. Must have been frustrating for the poor guy.

 
EdwardBlake 2009-07-02 07:46:22 PM  
cochlear: I'm deaf, and got an obscene call once. Kept asking the guy to repeat himself, and talk louder. He finally hung up on me. I put it all together afterwards and figured out what he was asking. Must have been frustrating for the poor guy.

I take it that you have a cochlear implant, eh? Yeah one reason I stopped using my cochlear- it does shiat.

 
austerity101 2009-07-02 07:46:29 PM  
I had a friend who used to do TTY work. He had a lot of really interesting stories about having to relay totally raunchy messages over the phone. They're required by federal law, I believe, to say anything and everything, exactly, that the deaf people enter. Sometimes deaf people would mess with them to see what they could get away with--which is, to say, everything. :)

 
eagles95 2009-07-02 07:47:26 PM  
Almost as much fun as playing Marco Polo with Helen Kellerthumbnails.hulu.com

 
Reverend Otis 2009-07-02 07:52:43 PM  
eagles95: Almost as much fun as playing Marco Polo with Helen Keller

Whoa -- Family Guy made a Helen Keller joke?!

They're really breaking new ground, aren't they...



The Helen Keller Experience on YTMND (new window)

 
ruetheday69 2009-07-02 07:55:36 PM  
Also deaf, getting a kick out of replies

/at least I can talk somewhat normally

 
Biv 2009-07-02 08:07:07 PM  
Deaf folk must love the intertubes.

 
simpsonfan 2009-07-02 08:09:37 PM  
This doesn't make sense. Title of article says he made calls to deaf. Article says service reads the message.
I can see a service for deaf people to send the message out to recipients who can hear. Assuming recipient has no email or texting ability.

Messages to deaf people, they'd have to write it, like email, or text it. No point in reading it to them.

And what kind of service would read an obscene message to someone anyway.

And there is also some phone system for deaf people, unless this was it.

 
brap [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:19:50 PM  
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natas6.0 2009-07-02 08:42:39 PM  
As usual, the scenario playing in my head is certainly better than what transpired.

giggity

 
JigsawX [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:45:39 PM  
Lloyd Braun: Ponderoid: Subby didn't read the article fully. One of the article's headlines is also wrong; the obscene caller was IMing messages to a service for the deaf to call hearing people.

is ur refridge running lol ;)


i39.tinypic.com

You better let em out...

 
TickleMyElmo 2009-07-02 08:59:52 PM  
bartonhome.ca

 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:16:47 PM  
I banged a few feaf girls in college. They were all screamers.

/end threadjack
// just wanted to share

 
tuffsnake 2009-07-02 09:28:29 PM  
Eddie Adams from Torrance: I banged a few feaf girls in college. They were all screamers.

/end threadjack
// just wanted to share


From what country do feaf girls hail?

 
mudpants 2009-07-02 09:44:29 PM  
feaf fi fo fum

 
rbcp [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:48:17 PM  
That's nothing, I used a deaf delay operator to co-host my podcast and others to sing songs and do commercials for me. (new window)

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:54:26 PM  
EdwardBlake: For those who didn't RTFA...

A HEARING MAN USED A INTERNET RELAY SERVICE (POPS!) TO CALL OTHER HEARING PEOPLE! THERE IS NO DEAF PEOPLE INVOLVED SO NO NEED TO BRING OUT THE DEAF RELATED JOKES. THANK YOU AND HAVE A GOOD NIGHT!


WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING? DO YOU THINK WE'RE DEAF TOO?

 
brap [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:35:47 PM  
EdwardBlake:

YES, I GOT IT BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN ONE TO LET REALITY STAND IN THE WAY OF A CHEAP JOKE. P.S. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?!?!

 
Annoyance 2009-07-02 11:06:48 PM  
Eddie Adams from Torrance: I banged a few feaf girls in college. They were all screamers.

/end threadjack
// just wanted to share


I'm guessing you went to R.I.T?

/Heard stories
//Ha

 
cochlear 2009-07-03 12:13:50 AM  
I take it that you have a cochlear implant, eh? Yeah one reason I stopped using my cochlear- it does shiat.

yes I have an implant. And actually-- it restored my hearing to near normal levels and allowed me to resume a life as a working musician again. After being deaf as a rock for about 20 years. true. sorry yours didn't work so well.

 
EdwardBlake 2009-07-03 12:16:20 AM  
cochlear: I take it that you have a cochlear implant, eh? Yeah one reason I stopped using my cochlear- it does shiat.

yes I have an implant. And actually-- it restored my hearing to near normal levels and allowed me to resume a life as a working musician again. After being deaf as a rock for about 20 years. true. sorry yours didn't work so well.


My apologizes. I assumed that you were one of those people that got implanted and brainwashed as a 3 year old child. If you got it as an adult then awesome! Glad to know that it's working for you.

 
66dude 2009-07-03 12:22:21 AM  
anfrind: Subby fails. The man didn't make obscene calls to deaf people. He sent text messages to a service intended for use by deaf people, and the service would read those messages aloud, over the phone, to the intended non-deaf recipient of the message.

/I know, it's not as funny that way.


Also known as the text relay service.

 
66dude 2009-07-03 12:26:52 AM  
EdwardBlake: cochlear: I take it that you have a cochlear implant, eh? Yeah one reason I stopped using my cochlear- it does shiat.

yes I have an implant. And actually-- it restored my hearing to near normal levels and allowed me to resume a life as a working musician again. After being deaf as a rock for about 20 years. true. sorry yours didn't work so well.

My apologizes. I assumed that you were one of those people that got implanted and brainwashed as a 3 year old child. If you got it as an adult then awesome! Glad to know that it's working for you.


Wow... what a backhanded compliment. I could almost feel the hate in your message.

/Almost
//CI user for six years
///Not brainwashed, as I got them as an adult

 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:38:12 AM  
Annoyance: Eddie Adams from Torrance: I banged a few feaf girls in college. They were all screamers.

/end threadjack
// just wanted to share

I'm guessing you went to R.I.T?


Yup NTID FTW!

 
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