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Fail in Human Form 2009-07-02 08:32:11 PM  
Was private browsing in Safari not enough?

/Who actually downloads porn??

 
OzEdgy 2009-07-02 08:40:30 PM  
but how do I hide the sexting I do on my iphone?

 
taobananaboat 2009-07-02 08:47:19 PM  
lame

 
meehaw [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:53:24 PM  
Password can be bonerfood...

 
jake_lex [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:54:14 PM  
That's why you should learn how to enable the root user on a Mac.

/root
//hehehheh

 
candriessen 2009-07-02 09:16:28 PM  
That guy is not nearly enough of a douche to work at a Mac Genius Bar.

 
Headcheese 2009-07-02 09:23:29 PM  
Was that a commercial for different porn sites?

 
Brownman 2009-07-02 09:33:28 PM  
Headcheese: Was that a commercial for different porn sites?

It may as well have been.

Anyone else go to the porn sites from the video to...validate their existence?

 
G.Carver 2009-07-02 09:49:13 PM  
mac users need porn?

their own ego's aren't enough to fap over?

 
farkwell 2009-07-02 09:51:33 PM  
first the MS IE 8 vomit video, now this?

(pops, like last night's dinner all over the floor)

 
dougfm 2009-07-02 09:58:13 PM  
Like I've said before, I'm starting to like the clips they show when I vote "die" at the end.

 
garyg 2009-07-02 10:23:31 PM  
Did that dude just ramble for 5 whole farking minutes to set up a 5 second joke??

Retarded. Holy s***.

 
JSTACAT [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:23:44 PM  
hubbie falling into the puke= Priceless
the only problem with the ad was the part where she was drooling,
and why didn't they show what she saw?

 
JSTACAT [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:28:38 PM  
oops, heh

 
RottNDude 2009-07-02 10:36:38 PM  
Only a Mac user would need a 5 minute video that explains how to create a new user account.

 
wjllope 2009-07-02 11:23:42 PM  
Good Lord. If you need this information, you probably should not be venturing out unescorted on the internet.

My kids use hand-me-down machines that I've upgraded beyond. They don't touch my daily drivers and couldn't get in even if they wanted to. Their play computers got completely wiped beforehand, and then filled with games. None of these are even on the internet, but both of my kids are pretty young...

The wife has her own machine.

This strikes me as about the perfect approach so far...

 
wjllope 2009-07-02 11:29:59 PM  
RottNDude: Only a Mac user would need a 5 minute video that explains how to create a new user account.

half the links in this tab are shots across various platform bows. consider yourself successully trolled.

(checking) - 3.
that's both how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop, and how many clicks it takes to create a new user acct in OS X.

clearly it is likely as difficult to create new accts in other OS's...

 
skycruiser-x 2009-07-02 11:41:17 PM  
I don't remember the exact wording but when I try to setup a new account in XP I always get to a step where it says "the user does not exist" or something like that (you know, the user for the account I'm trying to ADD!!). I always have to scratch my head about that one for a couple of minutes and go to Google to remind myself how to do it.

So in XP it does NOT take 3 clicks, not for me anyway. Probably 100+ adding in all the searching I have to do for help.

 
Cozret 2009-07-03 12:03:00 AM  
I assume from the name of the website, that since it wasn't funny, we get to see those involved being executed in the next video release?

 
Notabunny 2009-07-03 12:24:48 AM  
wjllope: The wife has her own machine.

twss


img.photobucket.com

 
bingethinker [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:29:13 AM  
That guy is not nearly enough of a douche to work at a Mac Genius Bar.

Is he a big enough douche to spread anti-Apple misinformation online?

douche

 
yesanded 2009-07-03 12:48:31 AM  
DIE at 15 seconds.

New record for me.

 
tetzy 2009-07-03 02:23:54 AM  
Sweet Jesus, I clicked that link before noticing the destination.

/won't ever make that mistake again.

 
petcat2469 2009-07-03 09:57:23 AM  
skycruiser-x:
So in XP it does NOT take 3 clicks, not for me anyway. Probably 100+ adding in all the searching I have to do for help.


Just to be fair, Apple makes it take fewer clicks to save wear and tear on the single mouse button. Also, how does that pr0n look in 6bit color on your macbook pro? Pretty awesome? Thousands of colors??

 
darkscout 2009-07-03 10:42:09 AM  
If we're talking about ease....

sudo adduser

0 mouse clicks.

 
wjllope 2009-07-03 11:43:26 AM  
petcat2469: Also, how does that pr0n look in 6bit color on your macbook pro?

LOL WUT?

 
petcat2469 2009-07-03 01:17:28 PM  
wjllope: petcat2469: Also, how does that pr0n look in 6bit color on your macbook pro?

LOL WUT?


6 bit with dithering. Enjoy your failed computers..

http://forums.macnn.com/69/mac-notebooks/394160/mbp-13-6-bit-8-bit/

 
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