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(Contact Music) Stupid Tori Spelling pens children's book. Look for "Your Nose is Too Big and Your Boobs are Too Small" to hit stores this fall   (contactmusic.com) divider line 15
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daveinaz [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 06:27:16 PM  
Headline of the week material. Well played, subby.

 
Second Try 2009-07-02 07:15:22 PM  
How about no.jpg

 
WhileAmericaBurns 2009-07-02 07:15:24 PM  
Subby, you fool, the problem with Tori's boobs has nothing to do with their size.

 
GratuityIncluded 2009-07-02 07:28:03 PM  
I was thinking of Tori Amos when I read the headline.

/ in before pics of the gap between Spellings boobs

 
eagles95 2009-07-02 07:53:44 PM  
honestly, the holland tunnel between her jugs doesnt bother me as much as the fact she needs to eat a sammich or 4

 
2chris2 2009-07-02 07:55:23 PM  
I read that as "Tori Spelling penis children's book".

 
katerbug72 2009-07-02 08:23:41 PM  
2chris2: I read that as "Tori Spelling penis children's book".

As did I.

 
What Would Emilio Estevez Do 2009-07-02 08:55:50 PM  
Chalk another for reading Tori Spelling penis childrens book. Guess we've all just got our minds on Tori Spelling's penis.

 
blueyedevil 2009-07-02 09:20:07 PM  
katerbug72: 2chris2: I read that as "Tori Spelling penis children's book".

As did I.

yup

 
WhileAmericaBurns 2009-07-02 11:53:03 PM  
blueyedevil: katerbug72: 2chris2: I read that as "Tori Spelling penis children's book".

As did I.

yup

What Would Emilio Estevez Do: Chalk another for reading Tori Spelling penis childrens book. Guess we've all just got our minds on Tori Spelling's penis.

Wow, lots of (closeted?) gays here.

/NTTAWWT

 
mecaenas 2009-07-03 09:00:34 AM  
2chris2: I read that as "Tori Spelling penis children's book".


damn you!

*shakes fist*

 
The English Major [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 10:47:00 AM  
mecaenas

2chris2: I read that as "Tori Spelling penis children's book".


damn you!

*shakes fist*

I read the headline a few times before I hit "add link" because I just had to make sure. Of course, I didn't give this one a once-over, and look what happened.

 
Pxtl 2009-07-03 12:02:01 PM  
WhileAmericaBurns: Subby, you fool, the problem with Tori's boobs has nothing to do with their size.

This.

eagles95: honestly, the holland tunnel between her jugs doesnt bother me as much as the fact she needs to eat a sammich or 4

And that.

She's like a skeleton with a pair of grapefruit strapped to the ribcage.

 
greenapple2step 2009-07-03 01:33:32 PM  
She is odd looking but I would still hit it.

 
katerbug72 2009-07-03 10:45:49 PM  
greenapple2step: She is odd looking but I would still hit it.

With a brick.

 
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