While I know what Jackson meant, I have to agree with subby.

+1

so if jermaine had died instead, michael would be immortal? i bet if michael had known that, he would have had him offed

I wished it was Tito.

/Don't really know which one is which.
//Or all of Menudo

Yet no one loves Marlon. Won't somebody please think about Marlon!

/Marlon

If MJ would have lived to be 97, his death would have probably only drawn slightly more attention than Karl Maldens did the other day.

Psumek: Yet no one loves Marlon. Won't somebody please think about Marlon!

/Marlon

Sorry, I'm too busy praying for Omarion!

well Jermaine, whats stopping you now? Go eat a bullet.

And take Latoya with you


/One Club car ticket please

"We lost our brother, our healer meal ticket."

There, fixed.

Tito get me a tissue ;(

castufari: "We lost our brother, our healer meal ticket."

There, fixed.

Man...pay attention. Meal tickets are far more valuable dead than alive.

wrenchboy: well Jermaine, whats stopping you now? Go eat a bullet.

And take Latoya Toyota with you


FTFM

/Forgot who started that the other day. But I loled.

Megain: so if jermaine had died instead, michael would be immortal?

There can be only one.

"Jermaine Jackson says that he wishes it had been he who died instead of Michael."

So do we, Jermaine. So do we.

Say hi to Randy, Marlon, Jackie, Geranium, and Frito for me!

lawboy87: If MJ would have lived to be 97, his death would have probably only drawn slightly more attention than Karl Maldens did the other day.

Most people who were Maldens' contemporaries have died already. Honestly, I bet most people under 40 haven't heard of Malden. He won the Oscar 58 years ago. Not exactly current events. That's why there was no big deal made about it. Plus he was 97. Not exactly a big surprise when a 97 year old bites it. But when a 50 year old who's been in the news ten, and probably one hundred times more than Malden, bites it suddenly, it tends to warrant coverage. Not this much, but coverage.

tatum: castufari: "We lost our brother, our healer meal ticket."

There, fixed.

Man...pay attention. Meal tickets are far more valuable dead than alive.

Jackson may be 'worth more dead than alive' (new window)

Ha! If it had been up to Michael, they'd all be dead! (new window, sorta NSFW, will probably make you dumber for having seen it, blah blah blah...)

/"You suck, Jermaine!"

Deschit: Tito get me a tissue ;(

Jermaine, stop teasing

/Came for this

tatum: Man...pay attention. Meal tickets are far more valuable dead than alive.

True.



/ room temperature like Elvis...

Why couldn't it have been their dad? What a farking shiatbag asshole.

Like Chris Rock, I'm DONE with Jer maine.

Lawboy87 FTW

saw his tv interview on cnn. might have been w/ larry king. he recited the lyrics to 'man in the mirror' like he was actually saying those words in the context of a conversation. my jaw hit the floor, metaphorically