Pure genius.

Win. +1

Dawg47: Pure genius.

nah - this is recycled
Man who beat his girlfriend with a flashlight charged with assault. Flashlight charged with battery

Just wait til the blurnsball hitting machines

Doesn't subby remember when Reggie Jackson tried to kill the queen?

Subby... Yes (new window)

Great headline. Too bad it's made possible by a waste of oxygen like Leyritz.

tomlennon: Dawg47: Pure genius.

nah - this is recycled
Man who beat his girlfriend with a flashlight charged with assault. Flashlight charged with battery

Fark headline of the year, wasn't it?

Super Chronic: Fark headline of the year, wasn't it?

First one, I believe. Stake a chick was last year's.

Still funny, if you ask me.


/i know no one did

+1

Not sure who to believe. sounds like the wife was being a little belligerent.

I'm not feeling it subby... thought it was kinda lame. Sorry.

lefdeee: Subby... Yes (new window)

Farkers, we have just seen the precursor to the T-1 Terminator. Seriously, add a creepy head, a tank tread, and a heat sensor, and that thing is gonna start killin'.

I guess he gave up trying to kill himself. Why is he not in jail?

I hope they have that life insurance for when the robots come to get you.... and they will.



/you know it's hot

madcow66: I guess he gave up trying to kill himself. Why is he not in jail?


They can't find a jail big enough to fit such a huge douchebag

FTA:During a stint with the New York Yankees, he hit a memorable home run in the 1996 World Series to help the Yankees win Game 4 against the Atlanta Braves.

Another chance to suck on the yankees tailpipe espn? F*ck them and fark wholers.

/yes im still bitter
//that was our farking series until wholers farked it up

Still LOLling

+1

In all fairness, he did ask her to shut her whore mouth.

madcow66: I guess he gave up trying to kill himself. Why is he not in jail?

1) He hasn't been tried yet

2) THe other driver was drunk as well.

3) Florida.

4) Donte Stallworth.

Continue.

madcow66: Why is he not in jail?

Because of Game 4, 1996.

/we are TIED.

As long as Frank Drebin is around, we have nothing to worry about.

MattyFridays: madcow66: I guess he gave up trying to kill himself. Why is he not in jail?

1) He hasn't been tried yet

2) THe other driver was drunk as well.

3) Florida.

4) Donte Stallworth.

Continue.

Hes not an active player anymore, he should be under the jail.


I wonder if I could pay an inmate to rape him, it would be money well spent.

There's always a few hitters that i have to look away for a minute when they're waiting for the next pitch. Nomar for one. Just way too much obsessive/compulsive behavior and silly motions.

leyritz was another. it looked like he was some kind of bad roller disco dancer