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(ESPN) Stupid Former Yankee Jim Leyritz charged with battery. First steroids in baseball, now there were robots too?   (sports.espn.go.com) divider line 25
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Dawg47 2009-07-02 02:06:27 PM  
Pure genius.

 
Di Atribe [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 02:09:33 PM  
Win. +1

 
tomlennon [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 02:24:38 PM  
Dawg47: Pure genius.

nah - this is recycled
Man who beat his girlfriend with a flashlight charged with assault. Flashlight charged with battery

 
Doogles4221 2009-07-02 03:25:26 PM  
Just wait til the blurnsball hitting machines

 
maxwellhauser [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 03:27:17 PM  
Doesn't subby remember when Reggie Jackson tried to kill the queen?

 
lefdeee 2009-07-02 03:39:25 PM  
Subby... Yes (new window)

 
haplo53 2009-07-02 03:53:35 PM  
Great headline. Too bad it's made possible by a waste of oxygen like Leyritz.

 
Super Chronic 2009-07-02 03:56:51 PM  
tomlennon: Dawg47: Pure genius.

nah - this is recycled
Man who beat his girlfriend with a flashlight charged with assault. Flashlight charged with battery

Fark headline of the year, wasn't it?

 
Di Atribe [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 04:01:41 PM  
Super Chronic: Fark headline of the year, wasn't it?

First one, I believe. Stake a chick was last year's.

Still funny, if you ask me.


/i know no one did

 
Anarchangel 2009-07-02 04:06:35 PM  
ROBO STEROID CASES
FORMER YANKEE LEYRITZ
JIM WAS CHARGED WITH BATTERY

 
Trey Le Parc 2009-07-02 04:11:55 PM  
+1

 
MattyFridays 2009-07-02 04:12:44 PM  
Not sure who to believe. sounds like the wife was being a little belligerent.

 
belome 2009-07-02 04:18:34 PM  
I'm not feeling it subby... thought it was kinda lame. Sorry.

 
gambit60 2009-07-02 04:29:24 PM  
lefdeee: Subby... Yes (new window)

Farkers, we have just seen the precursor to the T-1 Terminator. Seriously, add a creepy head, a tank tread, and a heat sensor, and that thing is gonna start killin'.

 
madcow66 2009-07-02 04:42:24 PM  
I guess he gave up trying to kill himself. Why is he not in jail?

 
Peter von Nostrand 2009-07-02 04:55:52 PM  
I hope they have that life insurance for when the robots come to get you.... and they will.

cache.gawker.com

/you know it's hot

 
JustFarkingGreat 2009-07-02 05:05:01 PM  
madcow66: I guess he gave up trying to kill himself. Why is he not in jail?


They can't find a jail big enough to fit such a huge douchebag

 
steamingpile 2009-07-02 06:09:02 PM  
FTA:During a stint with the New York Yankees, he hit a memorable home run in the 1996 World Series to help the Yankees win Game 4 against the Atlanta Braves.

Another chance to suck on the yankees tailpipe espn? F*ck them and fark wholers.

/yes im still bitter
//that was our farking series until wholers farked it up

 
MrCab [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:22:00 PM  
Still LOLling

+1

 
Farkomatic 2009-07-02 08:32:06 PM  
In all fairness, he did ask her to shut her whore mouth.

 
MattyFridays 2009-07-02 09:47:53 PM  
madcow66: I guess he gave up trying to kill himself. Why is he not in jail?

1) He hasn't been tried yet

2) THe other driver was drunk as well.

3) Florida.

4) Donte Stallworth.

Continue.

 
FishyFred [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:41:41 PM  
madcow66: Why is he not in jail?

Because of Game 4, 1996.

/we are TIED.

 
maxwellhauser [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:43:13 PM  
i.cnn.net

As long as Frank Drebin is around, we have nothing to worry about.

 
steamingpile 2009-07-02 11:26:41 PM  
MattyFridays: madcow66: I guess he gave up trying to kill himself. Why is he not in jail?

1) He hasn't been tried yet

2) THe other driver was drunk as well.

3) Florida.

4) Donte Stallworth.

Continue.

Hes not an active player anymore, he should be under the jail.


I wonder if I could pay an inmate to rape him, it would be money well spent.

 
wjllope 2009-07-03 12:08:48 PM  
There's always a few hitters that i have to look away for a minute when they're waiting for the next pitch. Nomar for one. Just way too much obsessive/compulsive behavior and silly motions.

leyritz was another. it looked like he was some kind of bad roller disco dancer

 
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