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(CBS News) Dumbass Who shot Neda? Iran says doctor on the scene saw who did it, Interpol is seeking him. Interpol: "We're doing what?"   (cbsnews.com) divider line 107
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40below [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 04:12:55 PM  
Those crazy Arabs are at it again, huh?

 
BigBaum [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 04:13:34 PM  
Who here has been keeping tally of how many groups are responsible for Neda's death?

I have CIA spy super-agents, Zionist aggressors, maligned protestors, classic Great Satan, British Great Satan, journalists, and now I guess we can lump in doctors. Anyone I am missing?

 
Bored Horde 2009-07-02 04:14:33 PM  
BigBaum: Who here has been keeping tally of how many groups are responsible for Neda's death?

I have CIA spy super-agents, Zionist aggressors, maligned protestors, classic Great Satan, British Great Satan, journalists, and now I guess we can lump in doctors. Anyone I am missing?


They haven't blamed the Sauds yet

 
gorgor 2009-07-02 04:15:13 PM  
jaymzz: gorgor: I blame the Jews.

I blame the Juice.


Blame it on the rain.

 
poot_rootbeer 2009-07-02 04:15:17 PM  
Murphyr: "The murder of Neda Agha-Sultan was a scenario

"We heard they rushed and rushed and attacked. Then she rebuked and they had to smack. Causin' rambunction throughout the sphere, raised the level of the boom inside her ear."

 
LazerFish [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-02 04:15:45 PM  
There's such a sad love
Deep in your eyes, a kind of pale jewel
Open and closed within your eyes
I'll place the sky within your eyes

There's such a fooled heart
Beating so fast in search of new dreams
A love that will last within your heart
I'll place the moon within your heart

As the pain sweeps through
Makes no sense for you
Every thrill has gone
Wasn't too much fun at all
But I'll be there for you-oo-oo
As the world falls down

 
Arkanaut 2009-07-02 04:18:44 PM  
Colonel Mustafa, with a pistol, in the conservatory.

 
RemyDuron 2009-07-02 04:19:22 PM  
Bored Horde: RemyDuron: I love it that people think the only way not to be a slave to Israel is to defend the government of Iran's murder of an innocent young woman.

You can, you know, condemn senseless murder of innocents in two countries at once, even if those two countries don't like each other. Amazing, I know.

Most of us aren't defending Iran

We're talking trash about how the western world only cares about white people


You're still implying her death doesn't matter because there have been worse acts.

But I was really thinking about jakomo and his ilk, not you.

 
EsteeFlwrPot 2009-07-02 04:20:57 PM  
40below: Those crazy Arabs are at it again, huh?

They aren't Arabs they're Persian.

 
GavinTheAlmighty 2009-07-02 04:23:03 PM  
gorgor: jaymzz: gorgor: I blame the Jews.

I blame the Juice.

Blame it on the rain.


I blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol baby.

 
roughridersfan 2009-07-02 04:23:26 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot: 40below: Those crazy Arabs are at it again, huh?

They aren't Arabs they're Persian.


Persians? Shouldn't PETA be involved then?

 
gorgor 2009-07-02 04:27:28 PM  
GavinTheAlmighty: gorgor: jaymzz: gorgor: I blame the Jews.

I blame the Juice.

Blame it on the rain.

I blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol baby.


The cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems.

 
dervish16108 2009-07-02 04:31:06 PM  
BigBaum: Anyone I am missing?

MKO.

 
NicoFinn [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 04:32:01 PM  
LazerFish: There's such a sad love
Deep in your eyes, a kind of pale jewel
Open and closed within your eyes
I'll place the sky within your eyes

There's such a fooled heart
Beating so fast in search of new dreams
A love that will last within your heart
I'll place the moon within your heart

As the pain sweeps through
Makes no sense for you
Every thrill has gone
Wasn't too much fun at all
But I'll be there for you-oo-oo
As the world falls down


Dude, you're ruining my childhood. Stop it.

 
Peter_Steele 2009-07-02 04:32:04 PM  
Hey wait. Great smile.

/Lay some shells under the belly, some GSR inside his hand...

 
HMS_Blinkin 2009-07-02 04:32:10 PM  
electricmayhem: Nobody shot him, Darth Vader choked his ass.



RIP


What do you expect when you let the Millennium Falcon get away like that??

 
Rusty McSukit [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 04:34:23 PM  
full.retard.

 
Peter von Nostrand 2009-07-02 04:38:40 PM  
You've betrayed me, haven't you Neda?

alignmap.com

/hot, like Elaine

 
budsterr 2009-07-02 04:38:46 PM  
img2.pict.com

 
PeterPipersPickledPecker 2009-07-02 04:40:33 PM  
gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net

 
Bit'O'Gristle [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 04:41:46 PM  
Head of police Brig. Gen. Esmail Ahmadi-Moqaddam said, "Arash Hejazi is wanted by Interpol and Iran's Intelligence Ministry"

/Hey..i know that guy...he's from Eagle River.

//obscure?

 
Zoq-Fot-Pik 2009-07-02 04:47:18 PM  
www.clubochenteros.com

Her?

 
hourheroyes 2009-07-02 04:54:20 PM  
Interpol has slow hands.

 
0100010 [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-02 04:56:14 PM  
img407.imageshack.us

I know there are a lot of rumors going around about some sort of "demonstrations" going on. They are false. Everyone here is happy, healthy, and still hate Democracy. Now, go about your business and ignore the foreigner's lies.

/wondered where that guy went
//thought he was dead...

 
0rion 2009-07-02 04:59:50 PM  
Interpol isn't as effective as Iran thinks.

www.popular-nostalgia.com

 
I_Love_Cheesecake 2009-07-02 05:07:51 PM  
jakomo002: Who farking cares?

Can anybody name one single solitary name of the hundreds of Pakistanis pounded into the farking dirt by American missiles and unmanned drones last week?

If America's enemies kill an innocent person, then ZOMG LOOK AT THE PICTURES!

If America's allies (or America themselves), kill an innocent person (or hundreds at once), it's an "unfortunate error". No names, nobody gets canned, nothing.

So take your add-water-instant-propaganda-Neda and pretend it's a suppository.

Then look up one single solitary name of any Palestinian shot to death by IDF troops in the last 5 days. And maybe look at their picture.


Neda in Palestine, Sentenced to Die Alone

FTFA:

"When the mainstream American press chose to broadcast the graphic video -- as moving as the footage is, it is difficult to watch -- it made a commendable decision that nonetheless highlighted its hypocritical attitude towards Palestinians who resist Israeli occupation on a daily basis, and who often meet the same fate as Neda.

"Video of the Israeli army's shootings of Palestinians demonstrators are easily accessible through YouTube....These videos are no less outrageous than the video of Neda's death. However, to my knowledge, no outlet from the mainstream American media has ever broadcast them. And as far as I know, no cable news program, including liberal-leaning shows like Olbermann and Maddow, have never even mentioned the non-violent protests in Bi'lin and Ni'ilin, or Israel's brutal response. The videos remain unseen by America eyes. The struggles of Bi'lin and Ni'lin do not even play in Peoria."

 
elkraf 2009-07-02 05:08:28 PM  
Neda........What a pain in the neck!

 
Plant Rights Activist 2009-07-02 05:11:03 PM  
Interpol sent their best men:

images.rottentomatoes.com

/Someone in Iran's government was watching too many bad movies
// not obscure
/// onfortunately

 
MIguy [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 05:14:17 PM  
Nice to see that Farkers still care about what's going on in Iran. Oh wait....

 
Broz_Tito 2009-07-02 05:15:28 PM  
I saw Neda singing in one of the bars in Croatia.
She is older now but still good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z0t9jmxvPU

 
zippolight2002 2009-07-02 05:17:10 PM  
How is this thread not already at 100 posts? What happened to all of the people that posted in the "IRAN SUCKS XXXXXXXXVIII" threads? Oh wait... thats right... it was only 20 or so people posting over and over thinking they're making a difference.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 05:21:54 PM  
edmo: Yesterday: The recount is complete and Ahmanoneedajob is still the winner.

Tomorrow: Neda's death was due to self-inflicted injury.


Earthlink had a headline I couldn't bring myself to read, which said something like "Experts calling Neda's death suspicious."

That's when I knew the Apocalypse was at hand.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 05:37:27 PM  
What I feel about this thread:

i14.photobucket.com

 
BigBaum [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 05:47:50 PM  
Gyrfalcon:

Earthlink had a headline I couldn't bring myself to read, which said something like "Experts calling Neda's death suspicious."

That's when I knew the Apocalypse was at hand.


The death of Crispus Attucks was also a bit suspicious. This did not make him any less of a symbol. I hope the "experts" can grasp this.

/now dismounting my History High Horsetm

 
D-Wolf2k2 2009-07-02 06:03:00 PM  
jakomo002: Who farking cares?

Can anybody name one single solitary name of the hundreds of Pakistanis pounded into the farking dirt by American missiles and unmanned drones last week?

If America's enemies kill an innocent person, then ZOMG LOOK AT THE PICTURES!

If America's allies (or America themselves), kill an innocent person (or hundreds at once), it's an "unfortunate error". No names, nobody gets canned, nothing.

So take your add-water-instant-propaganda-Neda and pretend it's a suppository.

Then look up one single solitary name of any Palestinian shot to death by IDF troops in the last 5 days. And maybe look at their picture.


Your attempt at trolling....

stacksmash.cultnet.net

 
Temptation 2009-07-02 06:09:14 PM  
jakomo002: Blah blah blah, inane, uninformed blather

Well, I believe I found another ignore...
Why yes I did!


 
geniusiknowit 2009-07-02 06:24:37 PM  
Did you see the photos of her? All that makeup makes her look like a whore.

 
Retort [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-02 06:30:58 PM  
D-Wolf2k2: jakomo002: Who farking cares?

Can anybody name one single solitary name of the hundreds of Pakistanis pounded into the farking dirt by American missiles and unmanned drones last week?

If America's enemies kill an innocent person, then ZOMG LOOK AT THE PICTURES!

If America's allies (or America themselves), kill an innocent person (or hundreds at once), it's an "unfortunate error". No names, nobody gets canned, nothing.

So take your add-water-instant-propaganda-Neda and pretend it's a suppository.

Then look up one single solitary name of any Palestinian shot to death by IDF troops in the last 5 days. And maybe look at their picture.

Your attempt at trolling....


No, he has a point. You people glorify the shiat out of darkies dying in warfare, as long as you didn't do it. If any of you had any respect, "Neda" wouldn't be a household internetname.

 
BiblioTech [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 06:35:54 PM  
zippolight2002: How is this thread not already at 100 posts? What happened to all of the people that posted in the "IRAN SUCKS XXXXXXXXVIII" threads? Oh wait... thats right... it was only 20 or so people posting over and over thinking they're making a difference.

Hmmm...maybe they all just got tired of being trolled to death? Maybe they are waiting for more news? It isn't gone, though. Much like the Iranian protests, it is only mutating.

LaraABCNewsSource: Protest is mutating into a more subtle but potent form. It's changed from the 1st week, but it's definitely not over #iranelection

about 3 hours ago from web

 
Denial_of_Death 2009-07-02 06:43:59 PM  
pd771: Well, I don't know what Interpol is talking about, they already sent their best agent into Iran to investigate.

Niiice.


Interpol was on the grassy knoll, supplied Sirhan Sirhan with ammo, is causing global warming, and rigged the 2000 US and 2009 Iran elections.

He's one bad motherf-- (shut your mouth!) I'm jus' talkin' 'bout Interpol...

i42.tinypic.com

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 06:50:36 PM  
Retort: No, he has a point. You people glorify the shiat out of darkies dying in warfare, as long as you didn't do it. If any of you had any respect, "Neda" wouldn't be a household internetname.

This. It's just not right to do this to a dead person, no matter how or why that person died. I felt disgusted when all the non-Iranian twitters started changing their icons to photos of her like if she were the new Che Guevara (I wouldn't be surprised if someone came up with the idea of combining the two).

BiblioTech: zippolight2002: How is this thread not already at 100 posts? What happened to all of the people that posted in the "IRAN SUCKS XXXXXXXXVIII" threads? Oh wait... thats right... it was only 20 or so people posting over and over thinking they're making a difference.

Hmmm...maybe they all just got tired of being trolled to death? Maybe they are waiting for more news? It isn't gone, though. Much like the Iranian protests, it is only mutating.

LaraABCNewsSource: Protest is mutating into a more subtle but potent form. It's changed from the 1st week, but it's definitely not over #iranelection

about 3 hours ago from web


Also this. I've been keeping in touch, as to not forget. The protests have gone stealthy, but once in a while they've gone active. It seems the Allahu Akbar shouts in the buildings remain, however.

 
BiblioTech [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 06:58:23 PM  
CygnusDarius: The protests have gone stealthy

As have we.

/Persian kitteh wants freedom too

 
Funk Brothers 2009-07-02 07:15:16 PM  
It was the CIA and Party Van.

 
microfiber pocketwatch 2009-07-02 07:35:41 PM  
Saw this (or something like it) a few days ago.
Linky won't insert so c&p
http://www.theage.com.au/world/neda-doctor-tells-of-her-death-in-tehran-2009062 6 -cyj1.html

So yeah, not actually looking that hard (CBS news or Iran police).

 
geniusiknowit 2009-07-02 08:16:53 PM  
Some dumb woman accidentally walks into the crossfire and she becomes a martyr?

Those protesters sure are struggling desperately to remain relevant, aren't they?

 
UnspokenVoice [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:29:30 PM  
redconfetti: EsteeFlwrPot: Who the fark is Neda? Out of all the people that were shot in protests why is she the one everyone's crying over?

Because she was an innocent woman not even protesting and still someone shot her in the heart, killing her. Everyone suspects it was a member of the Basij which sniped her. The Basij are the ones with the guns, I don't think I saw any citizens protesting on the streets with guns.


Aren't they *all* citizens?

 
mamoru [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:59:55 PM  
Did anyone else catch this bit of craziness from the 1 July Green Brief (^)?

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad reportedly said today that there was as much truth to electoral fraud in Iran as there was for the Holocaust. (Ahmadinejad is a Holocaust denier.)

 
tuffsnake 2009-07-02 09:47:43 PM  
UnspokenVoice: redconfetti: EsteeFlwrPot: Who the fark is Neda? Out of all the people that were shot in protests why is she the one everyone's crying over?

Because she was an innocent woman not even protesting and still someone shot her in the heart, killing her. Everyone suspects it was a member of the Basij which sniped her. The Basij are the ones with the guns, I don't think I saw any citizens protesting on the streets with guns.

Aren't they *all* citizens?


I don't have tat's running post but I'm pretty sure in it he mentions that the Basij are not from Iran so no they aren't Iranian citizens. Boom, roasted.

 
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute 2009-07-02 09:54:09 PM  
Stay off the street.
You won't get shot that way.

/tmyk.
//you can't beat the farkers with the tanks and shiat

 
budsterr 2009-07-02 10:11:49 PM  
zippolight2002: How is this thread not already at 100 posts? What happened to all of the people that posted in the "IRAN SUCKS XXXXXXXXVIII" threads? Oh wait... thats right... it was only 20 or so people posting over and over thinking they're making a difference.

You mean like the 20 or so idiots the kept repeating stupid shiat in Iran fark threads thinking they are actually making a difference? You are naive and a hypocrite. Good luck with that and the revolution. Just don't let the revolution interfere with your WOW or whatever gay shiat you normally do.

 
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