Iran's just pissing everyone off aren't they?

INTERPOL DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT!!

/they issue bulletins
//sort of like the UN sends letters

Iran really doesn't give a shiat about anything it says anymore, does it?

Norad: Iran really doesn't give a shiat about anything it says anymore, does it?

If you're so far in the shiat as they are, you might as well go all in.

Norad: Iran really doesn't give a shiat about anything it says anymore, does it?

They never did. Lying to the infidels is tradition, and religiously justified in their view.

I say it was Col. Mustard in the library...

It's almost sad the royal iran thread tradition hasn't continued..

I think they forgot the "holier" part of "holier than thou" in their propaganda - isn't lying a sin in islam too?

Nobody shot Neda because the video is a FAKE!

Use of aimbots will get you kicked off of Iran's servers.

Yesterday: The recount is complete and Ahmanoneedajob is still the winner.

Tomorrow: Neda's death was due to self-inflicted injury.

Richard Pye: Nobody shot Neda because the video is a FAKE!

Who the fark is Neda? Out of all the people that were shot in protests why is she the one everyone's crying over?

What Interpol may look like:


http://www.bengarvey.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/interpol_hattem_1.jpg

Fail.

"The murder of Neda Agha-Sultan was a scenario and is not related to the Tehran unrest in any way," the network quoted Ahmadi-Moqaddam as saying.

Ok, so I can accept that they're going to blatantly lie, but what does the first part of that even mean? "The murder of Neda Agha-Sultan was a scenario," while technically a sentence, has got to be an error in translation.

Who cares. What killed MJ is the real question!

Well, I don't know what Interpol is talking about, they already sent their best agent into Iran to investigate.

EsteeFlwrPot: Richard Pye: Nobody shot Neda because the video is a FAKE!

Who the fark is Neda? Out of all the people that were shot in protests why is she the one everyone's crying over?

good point, I anxiously await your info about all the others. Be sure to supply some video too.

/i know, I got trolled.

EsteeFlwrPot: Who the fark is Neda? Out of all the people that were shot in protests why is she the one everyone's crying over?

Because she was an innocent woman not even protesting and still someone shot her in the heart, killing her. Everyone suspects it was a member of the Basij which sniped her. The Basij are the ones with the guns, I don't think I saw any citizens protesting on the streets with guns.

redconfetti: Because she was an innocent woman

lol all women are guilty of something

EsteeFlwrPot: Richard Pye: Nobody shot Neda because the video is a FAKE!

Who the fark is Neda? Out of all the people that were shot in protests why is she the one everyone's crying over?

The video of her death came out relatively early and is pretty graphic because she keeps her eyes on the camera before bleeding out. It's disturbing, and videos that graphic typically don't appear on television (just as this one didn't until a few days after her death; it was only available on youtube and through torrents and when the major news networks finally aired it, they censored her face and called it a "serious injury"). Symbolically, the video represents the fact that even the Supreme Leader can't keep everything suppressed and that the truth would get out eventually. People protesting rallied around her and claimed her death as a martyrdom for their cause, which is why the government wants to dismiss it as an unrelated murder that just happened to occur in the middle of the protests and that the doctor that was trying to stop her bleeding was actually the one who shot her.

I blame the Jews.

Who farking cares?

Can anybody name one single solitary name of the hundreds of Pakistanis pounded into the farking dirt by American missiles and unmanned drones last week?

If America's enemies kill an innocent person, then ZOMG LOOK AT THE PICTURES!

If America's allies (or America themselves), kill an innocent person (or hundreds at once), it's an "unfortunate error". No names, nobody gets canned, nothing.

So take your add-water-instant-propaganda-Neda and pretend it's a suppository.

Then look up one single solitary name of any Palestinian shot to death by IDF troops in the last 5 days. And maybe look at their picture.

redconfetti: EsteeFlwrPot: Who the fark is Neda? Out of all the people that were shot in protests why is she the one everyone's crying over?

Because she was an innocent woman not even protesting and still someone shot her in the heart, killing her. Everyone suspects it was a member of the Basij which sniped her. The Basij are the ones with the guns, I don't think I saw any citizens protesting on the streets with guns.

It's because she's hot and western looking enough for us to care

We've seen pictures of fields of mutilated bodies in Africa and not cared because lol black people

I won't be really shocked until the A-team is looking for the shooter.

I got sidetracked when I saw an incorrect usage of "who's" in the article.

EsteeFlwrPot: Richard Pye: Nobody shot Neda because the video is a FAKE!

Who the fark is Neda? Out of all the people that were shot in protests why is she the one everyone's crying over?

Because she's young, duh! She wouldn't receive anywhere near this amount of attention, sadly, if she'd been middle aged. People in their twenties can relate to her, so they took it personally.

It's because she's hot and western looking enough for us to care

We've seen pictures of fields of mutilated bodies in Africa and not cared because lol black people

no, because she's an vivid image of repression that people can quickly identify with. sucks for those poor africans. the congo needs a neda.

Neda died? That's a bummer. I always thought she was hot. I loved that 99 Luftballoons song...

Murphyr: Ok, so I can accept that they're going to blatantly lie, but what does the first part of that even mean? "The murder of Neda Agha-Sultan was a scenario," while technically a sentence, has got to be an error in translation.

They mean "staged".

So far, I've heard the government claim:

- completely fake (i.e. no shooting or death)
- shot by thugs hired by the BBC's main Iran correspondent so he could film it
- shot by terrorists who were actually looking to shoot the sister of an MEK/MKO member (IOW, mistaken identity) and blame it on the government
- shot by one of allegedly numerous people merely *impersonating* Basij and/or police, including uniforms

What sayof

/pricipal

I think Ahamdinnerjacket is running out of options here.

jakomo002: Who farking cares?

Can anybody name one single solitary name of the hundreds of Pakistanis pounded into the farking dirt by American missiles and unmanned drones last week?

If America's enemies kill an innocent person, then ZOMG LOOK AT THE PICTURES!

If America's allies (or America themselves), kill an innocent person (or hundreds at once), it's an "unfortunate error". No names, nobody gets canned, nothing.

So take your add-water-instant-propaganda-Neda and pretend it's a suppository.

Then look up one single solitary name of any Palestinian shot to death by IDF troops in the last 5 days. And maybe look at their picture.

Time to crank up the dozer...

Caught sayof dammit

FTFM

She was alright, 'cause the sea was so airtight, she broke away.

Iran: doctor on the scene saw who did it, Interpol is seeking him.

Doctor: sure, I'll go to Interpol and tell them everything I saw

Iran: let's hold off on that, mkay?

I love it that people think the only way not to be a slave to Israel is to defend the government of Iran's murder of an innocent young woman.

You can, you know, condemn senseless murder of innocents in two countries at once, even if those two countries don't like each other. Amazing, I know.

RemyDuron: I love it that people think the only way not to be a slave to Israel is to defend the government of Iran's murder of an innocent young woman.

You can, you know, condemn senseless murder of innocents in two countries at once, even if those two countries don't like each other. Amazing, I know.

Most of us aren't defending Iran

We're talking trash about how the western world only cares about white people

Neda shot first.

/not really, but nothing gets in the way of a good cliche

albo: It's because she's hot and western looking enough for us to care

We've seen pictures of fields of mutilated bodies in Africa and not cared because lol black people

no, because she's an vivid image of repression that people can quickly identify with.

This. "A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths a statistic", as Stalin said (or supposedly said, I'm not really sure).

Murphyr: EsteeFlwrPot: Richard Pye: Nobody shot Neda because the video is a FAKE!

Who the fark is Neda? Out of all the people that were shot in protests why is she the one everyone's crying over?

The video of her death came out relatively early and is pretty graphic because she keeps her eyes on the camera before bleeding out. It's disturbing, and videos that graphic typically don't appear on television (just as this one didn't until a few days after her death; it was only available on youtube and through torrents and when the major news networks finally aired it, they censored her face and called it a "serious injury"). Symbolically, the video represents the fact that even the Supreme Leader can't keep everything suppressed and that the truth would get out eventually. People protesting rallied around her and claimed her death as a martyrdom for their cause, which is why the government wants to dismiss it as an unrelated murder that just happened to occur in the middle of the protests and that the doctor that was trying to stop her bleeding was actually the one who shot her.

Oh wow. Ok I get it now. That sucks hardcore.

/let's bring all the Iranian protesters here and make it easier for everybody.

Kuoxasar: she broke away

she broke away broke away

Those dudes rock.

By doing nothing... we all killed Neda. *sniff*

Observatory: You kids today with your fancy "internets" and your iphone-thingies.........I mean it's not like the C.I.A. has any sort of history of causing unrest in Iran. I mean come on people!!

are you implying it's a cia plot? that, like, the cia got an agent into the country to shoot an innocent person in order to blacken the reputation of a government that was sending goons into the street to bludgeon peaceful protestors.

i believe it.

Sorry but what the hell does this have to do with Michael Jackson or John & Kate?

Bored Horde: We're talking trash about how the western world only cares about white people

the same western world that send millions of dollars worth of aid and ships and doctors to help the asian tsunami victims?

the same western world that is pushing to save Africans in darfur, only to be rebuffed by the arab world?

Picture of the murderer they are looking for


/would love someone to shop a "Ali Khamenei: WANTED FOR MURDER" type poster.

gorgor: I blame the Jews.



I blame the Juice.

albo: the same western world that send millions of dollars worth of aid and ships and doctors to help the asian tsunami victims?

the same western world that is pushing to save Africans in darfur, only to be rebuffed by the arab world?

Rwanada. Check and mate.

Nobody shot him, Darth Vader choked his ass.



RIP