Iran's just pissing everyone off aren't they?

INTERPOL DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT!!

/they issue bulletins
//sort of like the UN sends letters

Iran really doesn't give a shiat about anything it says anymore, does it?

Norad: Iran really doesn't give a shiat about anything it says anymore, does it?

If you're so far in the shiat as they are, you might as well go all in.

Norad: Iran really doesn't give a shiat about anything it says anymore, does it?

They never did. Lying to the infidels is tradition, and religiously justified in their view.

I say it was Col. Mustard in the library...

It's almost sad the royal iran thread tradition hasn't continued..

I think they forgot the "holier" part of "holier than thou" in their propaganda - isn't lying a sin in islam too?

Nobody shot Neda because the video is a FAKE!

Use of aimbots will get you kicked off of Iran's servers.

Yesterday: The recount is complete and Ahmanoneedajob is still the winner.

Tomorrow: Neda's death was due to self-inflicted injury.

Richard Pye: Nobody shot Neda because the video is a FAKE!

Who the fark is Neda? Out of all the people that were shot in protests why is she the one everyone's crying over?

What Interpol may look like:


http://www.bengarvey.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/interpol_hattem_1.jpg

Fail.

"The murder of Neda Agha-Sultan was a scenario and is not related to the Tehran unrest in any way," the network quoted Ahmadi-Moqaddam as saying.

Ok, so I can accept that they're going to blatantly lie, but what does the first part of that even mean? "The murder of Neda Agha-Sultan was a scenario," while technically a sentence, has got to be an error in translation.

Who cares. What killed MJ is the real question!

Well, I don't know what Interpol is talking about, they already sent their best agent into Iran to investigate.

EsteeFlwrPot: Richard Pye: Nobody shot Neda because the video is a FAKE!

Who the fark is Neda? Out of all the people that were shot in protests why is she the one everyone's crying over?

good point, I anxiously await your info about all the others. Be sure to supply some video too.

/i know, I got trolled.

EsteeFlwrPot: Who the fark is Neda? Out of all the people that were shot in protests why is she the one everyone's crying over?

Because she was an innocent woman not even protesting and still someone shot her in the heart, killing her. Everyone suspects it was a member of the Basij which sniped her. The Basij are the ones with the guns, I don't think I saw any citizens protesting on the streets with guns.

redconfetti: Because she was an innocent woman

lol all women are guilty of something

EsteeFlwrPot: Richard Pye: Nobody shot Neda because the video is a FAKE!

Who the fark is Neda? Out of all the people that were shot in protests why is she the one everyone's crying over?

The video of her death came out relatively early and is pretty graphic because she keeps her eyes on the camera before bleeding out. It's disturbing, and videos that graphic typically don't appear on television (just as this one didn't until a few days after her death; it was only available on youtube and through torrents and when the major news networks finally aired it, they censored her face and called it a "serious injury"). Symbolically, the video represents the fact that even the Supreme Leader can't keep everything suppressed and that the truth would get out eventually. People protesting rallied around her and claimed her death as a martyrdom for their cause, which is why the government wants to dismiss it as an unrelated murder that just happened to occur in the middle of the protests and that the doctor that was trying to stop her bleeding was actually the one who shot her.

I blame the Jews.

Who farking cares?

Can anybody name one single solitary name of the hundreds of Pakistanis pounded into the farking dirt by American missiles and unmanned drones last week?

If America's enemies kill an innocent person, then ZOMG LOOK AT THE PICTURES!

If America's allies (or America themselves), kill an innocent person (or hundreds at once), it's an "unfortunate error". No names, nobody gets canned, nothing.

So take your add-water-instant-propaganda-Neda and pretend it's a suppository.

Then look up one single solitary name of any Palestinian shot to death by IDF troops in the last 5 days. And maybe look at their picture.

redconfetti: EsteeFlwrPot: Who the fark is Neda? Out of all the people that were shot in protests why is she the one everyone's crying over?

Because she was an innocent woman not even protesting and still someone shot her in the heart, killing her. Everyone suspects it was a member of the Basij which sniped her. The Basij are the ones with the guns, I don't think I saw any citizens protesting on the streets with guns.

It's because she's hot and western looking enough for us to care

We've seen pictures of fields of mutilated bodies in Africa and not cared because lol black people

I won't be really shocked until the A-team is looking for the shooter.

I got sidetracked when I saw an incorrect usage of "who's" in the article.

EsteeFlwrPot: Richard Pye: Nobody shot Neda because the video is a FAKE!

Who the fark is Neda? Out of all the people that were shot in protests why is she the one everyone's crying over?

Because she's young, duh! She wouldn't receive anywhere near this amount of attention, sadly, if she'd been middle aged. People in their twenties can relate to her, so they took it personally.

It's because she's hot and western looking enough for us to care

We've seen pictures of fields of mutilated bodies in Africa and not cared because lol black people

no, because she's an vivid image of repression that people can quickly identify with. sucks for those poor africans. the congo needs a neda.

Neda died? That's a bummer. I always thought she was hot. I loved that 99 Luftballoons song...

Murphyr: Ok, so I can accept that they're going to blatantly lie, but what does the first part of that even mean? "The murder of Neda Agha-Sultan was a scenario," while technically a sentence, has got to be an error in translation.

They mean "staged".

So far, I've heard the government claim:

- completely fake (i.e. no shooting or death)
- shot by thugs hired by the BBC's main Iran correspondent so he could film it
- shot by terrorists who were actually looking to shoot the sister of an MEK/MKO member (IOW, mistaken identity) and blame it on the government
- shot by one of allegedly numerous people merely *impersonating* Basij and/or police, including uniforms

What sayof

/pricipal

I think Ahamdinnerjacket is running out of options here.

jakomo002: Who farking cares?

Can anybody name one single solitary name of the hundreds of Pakistanis pounded into the farking dirt by American missiles and unmanned drones last week?

If America's enemies kill an innocent person, then ZOMG LOOK AT THE PICTURES!

If America's allies (or America themselves), kill an innocent person (or hundreds at once), it's an "unfortunate error". No names, nobody gets canned, nothing.

So take your add-water-instant-propaganda-Neda and pretend it's a suppository.

Then look up one single solitary name of any Palestinian shot to death by IDF troops in the last 5 days. And maybe look at their picture.

Time to crank up the dozer...

Caught sayof dammit

FTFM

She was alright, 'cause the sea was so airtight, she broke away.

Iran: doctor on the scene saw who did it, Interpol is seeking him.

Doctor: sure, I'll go to Interpol and tell them everything I saw

Iran: let's hold off on that, mkay?

I love it that people think the only way not to be a slave to Israel is to defend the government of Iran's murder of an innocent young woman.

You can, you know, condemn senseless murder of innocents in two countries at once, even if those two countries don't like each other. Amazing, I know.

RemyDuron: I love it that people think the only way not to be a slave to Israel is to defend the government of Iran's murder of an innocent young woman.

You can, you know, condemn senseless murder of innocents in two countries at once, even if those two countries don't like each other. Amazing, I know.

Most of us aren't defending Iran

We're talking trash about how the western world only cares about white people

Neda shot first.

/not really, but nothing gets in the way of a good cliche

albo: It's because she's hot and western looking enough for us to care

We've seen pictures of fields of mutilated bodies in Africa and not cared because lol black people

no, because she's an vivid image of repression that people can quickly identify with.

This. "A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths a statistic", as Stalin said (or supposedly said, I'm not really sure).

Murphyr: EsteeFlwrPot: Richard Pye: Nobody shot Neda because the video is a FAKE!

Who the fark is Neda? Out of all the people that were shot in protests why is she the one everyone's crying over?

The video of her death came out relatively early and is pretty graphic because she keeps her eyes on the camera before bleeding out. It's disturbing, and videos that graphic typically don't appear on television (just as this one didn't until a few days after her death; it was only available on youtube and through torrents and when the major news networks finally aired it, they censored her face and called it a "serious injury"). Symbolically, the video represents the fact that even the Supreme Leader can't keep everything suppressed and that the truth would get out eventually. People protesting rallied around her and claimed her death as a martyrdom for their cause, which is why the government wants to dismiss it as an unrelated murder that just happened to occur in the middle of the protests and that the doctor that was trying to stop her bleeding was actually the one who shot her.

Oh wow. Ok I get it now. That sucks hardcore.

/let's bring all the Iranian protesters here and make it easier for everybody.

Kuoxasar: she broke away

she broke away broke away

Those dudes rock.

By doing nothing... we all killed Neda. *sniff*

Observatory: You kids today with your fancy "internets" and your iphone-thingies.........I mean it's not like the C.I.A. has any sort of history of causing unrest in Iran. I mean come on people!!

are you implying it's a cia plot? that, like, the cia got an agent into the country to shoot an innocent person in order to blacken the reputation of a government that was sending goons into the street to bludgeon peaceful protestors.

i believe it.

Sorry but what the hell does this have to do with Michael Jackson or John & Kate?

Bored Horde: We're talking trash about how the western world only cares about white people

the same western world that send millions of dollars worth of aid and ships and doctors to help the asian tsunami victims?

the same western world that is pushing to save Africans in darfur, only to be rebuffed by the arab world?

Picture of the murderer they are looking for


/would love someone to shop a "Ali Khamenei: WANTED FOR MURDER" type poster.

gorgor: I blame the Jews.



I blame the Juice.

albo: the same western world that send millions of dollars worth of aid and ships and doctors to help the asian tsunami victims?

the same western world that is pushing to save Africans in darfur, only to be rebuffed by the arab world?

Rwanada. Check and mate.

Nobody shot him, Darth Vader choked his ass.



RIP

Those crazy Arabs are at it again, huh?

Who here has been keeping tally of how many groups are responsible for Neda's death?

I have CIA spy super-agents, Zionist aggressors, maligned protestors, classic Great Satan, British Great Satan, journalists, and now I guess we can lump in doctors. Anyone I am missing?

BigBaum: Who here has been keeping tally of how many groups are responsible for Neda's death?

I have CIA spy super-agents, Zionist aggressors, maligned protestors, classic Great Satan, British Great Satan, journalists, and now I guess we can lump in doctors. Anyone I am missing?

They haven't blamed the Sauds yet

jaymzz: gorgor: I blame the Jews.

I blame the Juice.

Blame it on the rain.

Murphyr: "The murder of Neda Agha-Sultan was a scenario

"We heard they rushed and rushed and attacked. Then she rebuked and they had to smack. Causin' rambunction throughout the sphere, raised the level of the boom inside her ear."

There's such a sad love
Deep in your eyes, a kind of pale jewel
Open and closed within your eyes
I'll place the sky within your eyes

There's such a fooled heart
Beating so fast in search of new dreams
A love that will last within your heart
I'll place the moon within your heart

As the pain sweeps through
Makes no sense for you
Every thrill has gone
Wasn't too much fun at all
But I'll be there for you-oo-oo
As the world falls down

Colonel Mustafa, with a pistol, in the conservatory.

Bored Horde: RemyDuron: I love it that people think the only way not to be a slave to Israel is to defend the government of Iran's murder of an innocent young woman.

You can, you know, condemn senseless murder of innocents in two countries at once, even if those two countries don't like each other. Amazing, I know.

Most of us aren't defending Iran

We're talking trash about how the western world only cares about white people

You're still implying her death doesn't matter because there have been worse acts.

But I was really thinking about jakomo and his ilk, not you.

40below: Those crazy Arabs are at it again, huh?

They aren't Arabs they're Persian.

gorgor: jaymzz: gorgor: I blame the Jews.

I blame the Juice.

Blame it on the rain.

I blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol baby.

EsteeFlwrPot: 40below: Those crazy Arabs are at it again, huh?

They aren't Arabs they're Persian.

Persians? Shouldn't PETA be involved then?

GavinTheAlmighty: gorgor: jaymzz: gorgor: I blame the Jews.

I blame the Juice.

Blame it on the rain.

I blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol baby.

The cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems.

BigBaum: Anyone I am missing?

MKO.

LazerFish: There's such a sad love
Deep in your eyes, a kind of pale jewel
Open and closed within your eyes
I'll place the sky within your eyes

There's such a fooled heart
Beating so fast in search of new dreams
A love that will last within your heart
I'll place the moon within your heart

As the pain sweeps through
Makes no sense for you
Every thrill has gone
Wasn't too much fun at all
But I'll be there for you-oo-oo
As the world falls down

Dude, you're ruining my childhood. Stop it.

Hey wait. Great smile.

/Lay some shells under the belly, some GSR inside his hand...

electricmayhem: Nobody shot him, Darth Vader choked his ass.



RIP

What do you expect when you let the Millennium Falcon get away like that??

full.retard.

You've betrayed me, haven't you Neda?



/hot, like Elaine

Head of police Brig. Gen. Esmail Ahmadi-Moqaddam said, "Arash Hejazi is wanted by Interpol and Iran's Intelligence Ministry"

/Hey..i know that guy...he's from Eagle River.

//obscure?

Her?

Interpol has slow hands.

I know there are a lot of rumors going around about some sort of "demonstrations" going on. They are false. Everyone here is happy, healthy, and still hate Democracy. Now, go about your business and ignore the foreigner's lies.

/wondered where that guy went
//thought he was dead...

Interpol isn't as effective as Iran thinks.

jakomo002: Who farking cares?

Can anybody name one single solitary name of the hundreds of Pakistanis pounded into the farking dirt by American missiles and unmanned drones last week?

If America's enemies kill an innocent person, then ZOMG LOOK AT THE PICTURES!

If America's allies (or America themselves), kill an innocent person (or hundreds at once), it's an "unfortunate error". No names, nobody gets canned, nothing.

So take your add-water-instant-propaganda-Neda and pretend it's a suppository.

Then look up one single solitary name of any Palestinian shot to death by IDF troops in the last 5 days. And maybe look at their picture.

Neda in Palestine, Sentenced to Die Alone

FTFA:

"When the mainstream American press chose to broadcast the graphic video -- as moving as the footage is, it is difficult to watch -- it made a commendable decision that nonetheless highlighted its hypocritical attitude towards Palestinians who resist Israeli occupation on a daily basis, and who often meet the same fate as Neda.

"Video of the Israeli army's shootings of Palestinians demonstrators are easily accessible through YouTube....These videos are no less outrageous than the video of Neda's death. However, to my knowledge, no outlet from the mainstream American media has ever broadcast them. And as far as I know, no cable news program, including liberal-leaning shows like Olbermann and Maddow, have never even mentioned the non-violent protests in Bi'lin and Ni'ilin, or Israel's brutal response. The videos remain unseen by America eyes. The struggles of Bi'lin and Ni'lin do not even play in Peoria."

Neda........What a pain in the neck!

Interpol sent their best men:



/Someone in Iran's government was watching too many bad movies
// not obscure
/// onfortunately

Nice to see that Farkers still care about what's going on in Iran. Oh wait....

I saw Neda singing in one of the bars in Croatia.
She is older now but still good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z0t9jmxvPU

How is this thread not already at 100 posts? What happened to all of the people that posted in the "IRAN SUCKS XXXXXXXXVIII" threads? Oh wait... thats right... it was only 20 or so people posting over and over thinking they're making a difference.

edmo: Yesterday: The recount is complete and Ahmanoneedajob is still the winner.

Tomorrow: Neda's death was due to self-inflicted injury.

Earthlink had a headline I couldn't bring myself to read, which said something like "Experts calling Neda's death suspicious."

That's when I knew the Apocalypse was at hand.

What I feel about this thread:

Gyrfalcon:

Earthlink had a headline I couldn't bring myself to read, which said something like "Experts calling Neda's death suspicious."

That's when I knew the Apocalypse was at hand.

The death of Crispus Attucks was also a bit suspicious. This did not make him any less of a symbol. I hope the "experts" can grasp this.

/now dismounting my History High Horse^tm

jakomo002: Who farking cares?

Can anybody name one single solitary name of the hundreds of Pakistanis pounded into the farking dirt by American missiles and unmanned drones last week?

If America's enemies kill an innocent person, then ZOMG LOOK AT THE PICTURES!

If America's allies (or America themselves), kill an innocent person (or hundreds at once), it's an "unfortunate error". No names, nobody gets canned, nothing.

So take your add-water-instant-propaganda-Neda and pretend it's a suppository.

Then look up one single solitary name of any Palestinian shot to death by IDF troops in the last 5 days. And maybe look at their picture.

Your attempt at trolling....

jakomo002: Blah blah blah, inane, uninformed blather

Well, I believe I found another ignore...
Why yes I did!

Did you see the photos of her? All that makeup makes her look like a whore.

D-Wolf2k2: jakomo002: Who farking cares?

Can anybody name one single solitary name of the hundreds of Pakistanis pounded into the farking dirt by American missiles and unmanned drones last week?

If America's enemies kill an innocent person, then ZOMG LOOK AT THE PICTURES!

If America's allies (or America themselves), kill an innocent person (or hundreds at once), it's an "unfortunate error". No names, nobody gets canned, nothing.

So take your add-water-instant-propaganda-Neda and pretend it's a suppository.

Then look up one single solitary name of any Palestinian shot to death by IDF troops in the last 5 days. And maybe look at their picture.

Your attempt at trolling....

No, he has a point. You people glorify the shiat out of darkies dying in warfare, as long as you didn't do it. If any of you had any respect, "Neda" wouldn't be a household internetname.

zippolight2002: How is this thread not already at 100 posts? What happened to all of the people that posted in the "IRAN SUCKS XXXXXXXXVIII" threads? Oh wait... thats right... it was only 20 or so people posting over and over thinking they're making a difference.

Hmmm...maybe they all just got tired of being trolled to death? Maybe they are waiting for more news? It isn't gone, though. Much like the Iranian protests, it is only mutating.

LaraABCNewsSource: Protest is mutating into a more subtle but potent form. It's changed from the 1st week, but it's definitely not over #iranelection

about 3 hours ago from web

pd771: Well, I don't know what Interpol is talking about, they already sent their best agent into Iran to investigate.

Niiice.


Interpol was on the grassy knoll, supplied Sirhan Sirhan with ammo, is causing global warming, and rigged the 2000 US and 2009 Iran elections.

He's one bad motherf-- (shut your mouth!) I'm jus' talkin' 'bout Interpol...

Retort: No, he has a point. You people glorify the shiat out of darkies dying in warfare, as long as you didn't do it. If any of you had any respect, "Neda" wouldn't be a household internetname.

This. It's just not right to do this to a dead person, no matter how or why that person died. I felt disgusted when all the non-Iranian twitters started changing their icons to photos of her like if she were the new Che Guevara (I wouldn't be surprised if someone came up with the idea of combining the two).

BiblioTech: zippolight2002: How is this thread not already at 100 posts? What happened to all of the people that posted in the "IRAN SUCKS XXXXXXXXVIII" threads? Oh wait... thats right... it was only 20 or so people posting over and over thinking they're making a difference.

Hmmm...maybe they all just got tired of being trolled to death? Maybe they are waiting for more news? It isn't gone, though. Much like the Iranian protests, it is only mutating.

LaraABCNewsSource: Protest is mutating into a more subtle but potent form. It's changed from the 1st week, but it's definitely not over #iranelection

about 3 hours ago from web

Also this. I've been keeping in touch, as to not forget. The protests have gone stealthy, but once in a while they've gone active. It seems the Allahu Akbar shouts in the buildings remain, however.

CygnusDarius: The protests have gone stealthy

As have we.

/Persian kitteh wants freedom too

It was the CIA and Party Van.

Saw this (or something like it) a few days ago.
Linky won't insert so c&p
http://www.theage.com.au/world/neda-doctor-tells-of-her-death-in-tehran-2009062 6 -cyj1.html

So yeah, not actually looking that hard (CBS news or Iran police).

Some dumb woman accidentally walks into the crossfire and she becomes a martyr?

Those protesters sure are struggling desperately to remain relevant, aren't they?

redconfetti: EsteeFlwrPot: Who the fark is Neda? Out of all the people that were shot in protests why is she the one everyone's crying over?

Because she was an innocent woman not even protesting and still someone shot her in the heart, killing her. Everyone suspects it was a member of the Basij which sniped her. The Basij are the ones with the guns, I don't think I saw any citizens protesting on the streets with guns.

Aren't they *all* citizens?

Did anyone else catch this bit of craziness from the 1 July Green Brief ^{(^)}?

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad reportedly said today that there was as much truth to electoral fraud in Iran as there was for the Holocaust. (Ahmadinejad is a Holocaust denier.)

UnspokenVoice: redconfetti: EsteeFlwrPot: Who the fark is Neda? Out of all the people that were shot in protests why is she the one everyone's crying over?

Because she was an innocent woman not even protesting and still someone shot her in the heart, killing her. Everyone suspects it was a member of the Basij which sniped her. The Basij are the ones with the guns, I don't think I saw any citizens protesting on the streets with guns.

Aren't they *all* citizens?

I don't have tat's running post but I'm pretty sure in it he mentions that the Basij are not from Iran so no they aren't Iranian citizens. Boom, roasted.

Stay off the street.
You won't get shot that way.

/tmyk.
//you can't beat the farkers with the tanks and shiat

zippolight2002: How is this thread not already at 100 posts? What happened to all of the people that posted in the "IRAN SUCKS XXXXXXXXVIII" threads? Oh wait... thats right... it was only 20 or so people posting over and over thinking they're making a difference.

You mean like the 20 or so idiots the kept repeating stupid shiat in Iran fark threads thinking they are actually making a difference? You are naive and a hypocrite. Good luck with that and the revolution. Just don't let the revolution interfere with your WOW or whatever gay shiat you normally do.

mamoru: Did anyone else catch this bit of craziness from the 1 July Green Brief (^)?

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad reportedly said today that there was as much truth to electoral fraud in Iran as there was for the Holocaust. (Ahmadinejad is a Holocaust denier.)

Oh yeah, Senor Facepalm was present at the moment (picture a facepalm with a mexican mustache).

CygnusDarius: It seems the Allahu Akbar shouts in the buildings remain, however.

It's a... trap?

BigBaum: Gyrfalcon:

Earthlink had a headline I couldn't bring myself to read, which said something like "Experts calling Neda's death suspicious."

That's when I knew the Apocalypse was at hand.

The death of Crispus Attucks was also a bit suspicious. This did not make him any less of a symbol. I hope the "experts" can grasp this.

/now dismounting my History High Horsetm

Wasn't so much the symbolism. Just the idea that someone felt the need to weigh in with the obvious. It depressed me more than it should have.

Green Brief #16 (new window)

microfiber pocketwatch: Green Brief #16 (new window)

Thanks

Somaticasual:
isn't lying a sin in islam too?

Not if you lie to infidels or to make Islam look good, it isn't. Islam even has a word for it: taquiya.

/the more you know

tuffsnake: UnspokenVoice: redconfetti: EsteeFlwrPot: Who the fark is Neda? Out of all the people that were shot in protests why is she the one everyone's crying over?

Because she was an innocent woman not even protesting and still someone shot her in the heart, killing her. Everyone suspects it was a member of the Basij which sniped her. The Basij are the ones with the guns, I don't think I saw any citizens protesting on the streets with guns.

Aren't they *all* citizens?

I don't have tat's running post but I'm pretty sure in it he mentions that the Basij are not from Iran so no they aren't Iranian citizens. Boom, roasted.

It appears that they reside in the country and are citizens.