from end of article: Channel 4's Vickie Pierre had other questions about the attack, but Jacksonville Beach Police Department's public information officer refused to grant an interview because he said he was upset with WJXT over a story the station aired over the weekend about parking at the beaches.


Classy...

The victim told police that she spent about 45 minutes showing him available properties on the computer before he pulled out a hammer and struck her on the back of the head.


He's what you would call an aggressive negotiator.

Florida's version of Rock, Paper, Scissors. I wonder what beats paperweight?

Thor hates realtors. It's a fact.

tukatz: from end of article: Channel 4's Vickie Pierre had other questions about the attack, but Jacksonville Beach Police Department's public information officer refused to grant an interview because he said he was upset with WJXT over a story the station aired over the weekend about parking at the beaches.


Classy...

I saw that, and I thought to myself, "Really? You're going to report that?"

High journalistic standards, there.

Was it as a silver hammer?

mekki: Florida's version of Rock, Paper, Scissors. I wonder what beats paperweight?

Fire extinguisher?

mekki: Florida's version of Rock, Paper, Scissors. I wonder what beats paperweight?

My thoughts exactly.

Maybe a tarp?
I'm sure you could attempt to suffocat someone with a tarp.

He stopped an assault on a realtor and you consider him a GOOD Samaritan?

It's missing scissors.

mekki: Florida's version of Rock, Paper, Scissors. I wonder what beats paperweight?

Alligator

If paperweight beats Hammer, and Hammer beats Realtor, then Realtor beats paperweight.

If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning...

Hammer Time.

fta According to the arrest report, the victim wrestled the hammer away from Medeiros before he could hit her again, then stuck him with it.

I have to wonder where she stuck it. Because there's on obvious location.

When all you have is a hammer... everyone starts looking like a nail.

I like this story. It's got impact.

cowgirl toffee: When all you have is a hammer... everyone starts looking like a nail.

So your saying it was a love triangle.

First he nailed her, then her boyfriend weighed in...

More Realtors^(tm) should be struck with hammers.

obscure?

That's the Jacksonville Beach way.

Stop! Hammertime!


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Sounds like he confused haggling with hammering. It's a simple misunderstanding.

mrEdude: obscure?

That is an image I have not seen since working at a video store in 1987. We had a beta section.