Fibber McLiarson: EsteeFlwrPot: I don't get it.

Christ, you're still around??? I was hoping you were welcoming MJ through the gates of hell.

If by gates of hell you mean your moms vagina then yes.

/Does anyone know how MJ's kids are doing?

asleep71: nosferatublue: gorgor: He jerked off a little boy?

He climbed a tree?

He gave wine to little boys?

He gave a shiat about football?

NorCalLos: The "celebration" was lame. He could've at least moonwalked before he died.

I was thinking the same thing.

*moonwalks*... *collapses*

*audience applause and laughter*

nimblehuman: News: There is a Canadian Football League
Fark: They play American football

Uh, no. American Football is actually based on a Canadian version of rugby.

In the 1860s, McGill University played two games of rugby against Harvard; one with American rules, one with Harvard rules. Harvard liked the game so much they adopted the Canadian ruleset. The rules in each country diverged over time (at one time, a Canadian football field of play was 100 yards long, not 110 yards).

There is a very odd and creepy connection between black athletes and Michael Jackson

PfizerX: MICHAEL JACKSON DIED?!

Who's Michael Jackson? Is he that pitchman?

roughridersfan: I've been seeing too much of this coordinated stuff for years in the CFL and it should be stopped. It makes the players doing it look like idiots. We've had guys pretending to be bobsledders, using another player and pretending to be on an exercise bike, players having a game of Duck-Duck-Goose and so forth. Ridiculous.

For me, the most embarrassing part is imagining them all coming up with ideas, and rehearsing them to see what "works" for them: "How about duck-duck-goose? You three sit down and I'll run over..."

CFL or NFL, it doesn't matter. You look retarded.

EsteeFlwrPot: /Does anyone know how MJ's kids are doing?

Better, now that they don't have to suck Daddy off to sleep every night.

*ducks*

My roommate asked me why so many people from the black community like Michael Jackson since he pretty much rejected his race, dyed his skin white, had tons of surgery to change his nose and lips. I told her it was because he made Thriller.

/Don't know the real answer, but Thriller was awesome.

The Southern Dandy: PfizerX: MICHAEL JACKSON DIED?!

Who's Michael Jackson? Is he that pitchman?

I think you mean pitcher, but that's golf. Dumbass.

MightyPez: The last time I was in Montreal I was sitting in a pub drinking my beer when I saw they had the CFL on TV. Before this I didn't know there was a difference in rules. I asked the bartender why there were more yards on the field. I was treated to a 20 minute diatribe about all the different rules and why each were superior.

Remembering I didn't give a shiat about US or Canadian football, I learned my lesson and will from now on no longer engage locals in a Canadian ANY bar about anything local they might be actively engaged in watching at the time.

FTFY

That's just standard for locals at a bar isn't it?

roughridersfan: Either way, this is not the kind of super showboating that goes on in the US.

I'm a CFL fan and I felt he should have been ejected (you can get ejected for excessive objectionable conduct) for that display.

Last year, the same guy pulled off his helmet and put on a Spider-man mask.

Zing, Guess I was wrong.

roughridersfan: Actually, the player who did it is an American.

Arland Bruce (new window)

Most of the Canadian players show a little more respect and just hand the ball to the referee after scoring.

OK that explains it, he is in training for the NFL.

My Baloney Has No First Name: henryhill: He should have moonwalked, grabbed his heart, then fell over.

And then get up and do the Thriller dance.

That. Would. Be. AWESOME.

EZ Writer: EsteeFlwrPot: /Does anyone know how MJ's kids are doing?

Better, now that they don't have to suck Daddy off to sleep every night.

*ducks*

Yea, he's stiff on his own, now.

EZ Writer: EsteeFlwrPot: /Does anyone know how MJ's kids are doing?

Better, now that they don't have to suck Daddy off to sleep every night.

*ducks*

I thought they might secretly be relieved because they don't have to wear those masks in public anymore but he was their father so probably not.

"by pretending to be a dead Michael Jackson"

Is there any other kind?

wsommerv: MightyPez: The last time I was in Montreal I was sitting in a pub drinking my beer when I saw they had the CFL on TV. Before this I didn't know there was a difference in rules. I asked the bartender why there were more yards on the field. I was treated to a 20 minute diatribe about all the different rules and why each were superior.

Remembering I didn't give a shiat about US or Canadian football, I learned my lesson and will from now on no longer engage locals in a Canadian ANY bar about anything local they might be actively engaged in watching at the time.

FTFY

That's just standard for locals at a bar isn't it?

Thus far it's only been Canada. Inferiority complex of something.

dabbletech: "by pretending to be a dead Michael Jackson"

Is there any other kind?

zombie Michael Jackson

EsteeFlwrPot: I told her it was because he made Thriller

I dug on some old MJ, but in all reality, Quincy Jones made Thriller.. I know lots of folks will disagree with me, but then explain why the albums that QJ produced did so well, and the others did good but not QJ good.

What would the league done if he had done a different Jackson tribute and jumped into the stands and molested a small boy?

He should have done a smooth criminal lean before toppling over.

nosferatublue: gorgor: He jerked off a little boy?

He climbed a tree?

They said it was pecker wood.

EsteeFlwrPot: I don't get it.

Neither do I? Maybe he was doing it as a tribute to Farrah Fawcett, Karl Malden, or Ed McMahon.

CFL receiver in trouble after celebrating touchdown by pretending to be a dead Michael Jackson.

So he just laid flat on the ground or what?

Why does the NFL always have to go after black football players? Unreasonable displays of pride in meaningless accomplishments is part of their culture, and the NFL is racist for fining them.

Razorwolf: CFL receiver in trouble after celebrating touchdown by pretending to be a dead Michael Jackson.

So he just laid flat on the ground or what?

Actually, yes

I am at a loss for words as to how FARKING STUPID this is. Carry on.

The CFL too. Also racist.

"But he's straight with it now, and I think next time around he will celebrate in an appropriate manner."


So he'll imitate a dead Bea Arthur?

He jerked off a little boy?

He climbed a tree?

He gave wine to little boys?

He gave a shiat about football?

He had a ?

PsyLord: EsteeFlwrPot: I don't get it.

Neither do I? Maybe he was doing it as a tribute to Farrah Fawcett, Karl Malden, or Ed McMahon.

Or David Carradine, Billy Mays, the economy...

roughridersfan: CapitolG: zabadu: How can anyone construe that as a Michael Jackson reference?

well maybe he told them.....


Either way, this is not the kind of super showboating that goes on in the US.

I'm a CFL fan and I felt he should have been ejected (you can get ejected for excessive objectionable conduct) for that display.

Last year, the same guy pulled off his helmet and put on a Spider-man mask.

I've been seeing too much of this coordinated stuff for years in the CFL and it should be stopped. It makes the players doing it look like idiots. We've had guys pretending to be bobsledders, using another player and pretending to be on an exercise bike, players having a game of Duck-Duck-Goose and so forth. Ridiculous.

Minimize the celebration if you have one, do it by yourself and then get the hell off the field.


lol. i dont like football but now i want to watch.

tedbundee: The Southern Dandy: PfizerX: MICHAEL JACKSON DIED?!

Who's Michael Jackson? Is he that pitchman?

I think you mean pitcher, but that's golf. Dumbass.

I think he meant Billy Mays. Dumbass²

Canadian's play handegg as well? Weird.

Razorwolf: CFL receiver in trouble after celebrating touchdown by pretending to be a dead Michael Jackson.

So he just laid flat on the ground or what?

He removed his helmet while on the field (penalty), then took off his jersey and shoulder pads (they came off together), laid on the ground and crossed his arms like a dead man.

Shortly after on the sidelines, he said it was his tribute to Michael Jackson.

In the CFL's favour, the cheerleaders are very much worth watching:

Boberto: tedbundee: The Southern Dandy: PfizerX: MICHAEL JACKSON DIED?!

Who's Michael Jackson? Is he that pitchman?

I think you mean pitcher, but that's golf. Dumbass.

I think he meant Billy Mays. Dumbass2

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


/you mean to tell me that guy would know who Billy Mays is, but not Michael Jackson? And that golf has pitchers? Jeez man, way to ruin the fun!

NorCalLos: The 50-year-old iconic entertainer died last week.

Kind of old for a football player, even in the Canadian league. And I don't think a CFL player qualifies as an "iconic entertainer."

The "celebration" was lame. He could've at least moonwalked before he died.

If he could moonwalk in cleats, he'd be the greatest dancer ever.

i'll let you in on a little secret, America. football players run up and down a field to carry a ball into the endzone for millions a year. and alot of young (and old) people think they are supermen and Heroes.

they aren't rocket scientists. just give them the ball and a juicy contract and they'll run with it.

MightyPez: wsommerv: MightyPez: The last time I was in Montreal I was sitting in a pub drinking my beer when I saw they had the CFL on TV. Before this I didn't know there was a difference in rules. I asked the bartender why there were more yards on the field. I was treated to a 20 minute diatribe about all the different rules and why each were superior.

Remembering I didn't give a shiat about US or Canadian football, I learned my lesson and will from now on no longer engage locals in a Canadian ANY bar about anything local they might be actively engaged in watching at the time.

FTFY

That's just standard for locals at a bar isn't it?

Thus far it's only been Canada. Inferiority complex of something.

Nah, that's not a Canadian thing in general, more of a CFL thing specifically.

40below: In the CFL's favour, the cheerleaders are very much worth watching:

So I see their cheerleaders are also NFL rejects...

I'm a Canadian who knows the CFL sucks. Most of us do, really. We just don't need to proselytize everybody.

EZ Writer: 40below: In the CFL's favour, the cheerleaders are very much worth watching:

So I see their cheerleaders are also NFL rejects rejects from the movie "The Replacements"...

FTFY

40below: In the CFL's favour, the cheerleaders are very much worth watching:

camel toe

Nakor BlueRider: Nah, that's not a Canadian thing in general, more of a CFL thing specifically.

That makes sense. Maybe I just instinctively stopped asking about US football for the same reason. See the Wisconsin DUI thread for proof.

do you remember the guy in class who was big and strong, well liked, and passed his classes without ever seeming to do any work???

well, he plays pro football now.


and he's your hero because the Boob Toob said so.

What are Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett getting for Christmas?

Patrick Swayze.

/CFL sucks
//Go Steelers

I'm still trying to understand why he would perform that type of action in a celebratory manner. I mean, what convinces anyone who just did something great to rip off their clothing and lie dead on the ground in tribute of a celebrity who has no relation to me whatsoever? Was there anything to indicate to the crowd of people he was performing this in front of that it was in fact a tribute to Michael Jackson? Knowing they would have no clue what he was doing, why would he do it? At the risk of facing punishment and fines? Even if this was a "tribute" to Michael, how exactly is it a tribute to his memory to lay down and look dead like a corpse? "Man, I love you Michael. Instead of saying a prayer for you and pointing the sky, or a dance move that would inform the crowd I enjoyed your music, I'm going to inexplicably rip off my shoulder pads and lie dead on the ground like your body currently looks. I know that's what you would have wanted." It just doesn't add up. It's farking stupid.

tedbundee: Boberto: tedbundee: The Southern Dandy: PfizerX: MICHAEL JACKSON DIED?!

Who's Michael Jackson? Is he that pitchman?

I think you mean pitcher, but that's golf. Dumbass.

I think he meant Billy Mays. Dumbass2

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


/you mean to tell me that guy would know who Billy Mays is, but not Michael Jackson? And that golf has pitchers? Jeez man, way to ruin the fun!

I posted, went to do some work... mind clicked and I figured I'd check back in for an apology - wanted to make sure that you were aware you had indirectly pwned my brain.

PS. Good golf should have several pitchers, some before you get on the course, following the front 9, and plenty when you finish.

Linux_Yes: do you remember the guy in class who was big and strong, well liked, and passed his classes without ever seeming to do any work???

well, he plays pro football now.


and he's your hero because the Boob Toob said so.

Not putting in a lot of effort today, eh? Getting ready for the big weekend?

goneja: I'm still trying to understand why he would perform that type of action in a celebratory manner. I mean, what convinces anyone who just did something great to rip off their clothing and lie dead on the ground in tribute of a celebrity who has no relation to me whatsoever? Was there anything to indicate to the crowd of people he was performing this in front of that it was in fact a tribute to Michael Jackson? Knowing they would have no clue what he was doing, why would he do it? At the risk of facing punishment and fines? Even if this was a "tribute" to Michael, how exactly is it a tribute to his memory to lay down and look dead like a corpse? "Man, I love you Michael. Instead of saying a prayer for you and pointing the sky, or a dance move that would inform the crowd I enjoyed your music, I'm going to inexplicably rip off my shoulder pads and lie dead on the ground like your body currently looks. I know that's what you would have wanted." It just doesn't add up. It's farking stupid.

You need a hobby.