As someone who grew up where it never seemed to be below 95 degrees and it never seemed to rain, fark you people for complaining about rainy, cool weather.

belhade:
At least our tomato crop is thriving.

Really? My tomatoes are pathetic... They need some sun and some hot to get going.... In fact, the entire veggie garden is pathetic right now.... not nearly enough sun. (the lawn on the other hand...sheesh!)

This is today. In the middle of the day. In July.

H31N0US: Raining in NYC right now. Again. Forces the tourists into the subway.

Ahhh, NYC in the rain...the only city that can make its own gravy.

Dear Mother Nature,

Thank you for making sure that I didn't have to water the grass seed I planted last weekend every day, but isn't this a little big much?!

what_now: This is today. In the middle of the day. In July.


The Crimson Permanent Assurance approves

You know you have a lot of rain the forcast when the local weatherman utters this,"There will me rain this weekend folks. But look at it this way: There will be more sun than rain."

Thanks

/Is in MA

I heard a rumor today that a magical orb will appear in the sky sometime this weekend. They say that it will be round, a yellow/orange color, very bright and give off warmth.

But that is just a rumor.

bonesdilligaf: aegiswings: This thread is worthless without pics of girls in sundresses.

//just came back from austin where it was over 100 every day


Austin, you say?.....SFW, pic size too big for fark (new window)

Eh... nice and sunny and muggy as hell here in Fall River, MA. Everything is so farking green from all the rain, it's great.

Going to grab a joint and a beer and head outside to decompress from work before it gets all biblical again... Maybe watch the wood chuck who's chosen my back yard for his lair clear out the entrances to his tunnels again.

The Fark Ark Farq?

As soon as the sun comes out I want all you sundress wearing Farkettes to send in some lit with the sun from behind pictures.

/sundress. sun, lit from behind. beautiful

woodstock: I heard a rumor today that a magical orb will appear in the sky sometime this weekend.

I saw it for a couple of minutes today. Then again, it could have just been a water-induced hallucination.

The backyard last week during one of those "Scattered sunshine" moments:

Hunter7795: Zuel: i.r.id10t: Whats a cubit?

Riiiiight.... what's an ark?

/my lawn, get off of it!
//want a jello pudding pop?

Came in here for the Cosby reference. Leaving satisfied.

/There's good old Naoh waitin' underneath the elephant there
Brrrrroooooooooom

Suppose I should have dropped the Cos' name in my post up there @ 04:13:02 but thats the link to the Noah bit for youtube-audio pleasure.

what_now: This is today. In the middle of the day. In July.

So that's what the top of that building looks like...

As soon as the sun comes out I want all you sundress wearing Farkettes to send in some lit with the sun from behind pictures.

I agree.

One positive out of all this crappy weather is that there will probably be a pretty good crop come this fall.

Looks like i'm grillin' inside for the 4th

/in NH

Pennsylvania

I haven't watered my garden once this year and everything has completely overgrown the place! I'm talking to you, broccoli.

/also misses sundresses
//all my dress patterns are standing by... Just waiting...any day now

Sixxtwo: socialpoison: Demetrius: I'm in CT. I might as well be in freaking Seattle

/Sixxtwo I saw those LED signs on I-90 for the first time a couple weeks ago. What the hell's the point of that?



These LED signs are the ones I am on about.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, a show on Adult Swim, did an ad campaign in Boston back in '07. They put electronic signs similar to the one you posted, in various places around town. People panicked because they somehow looked like bombs and it was a whole big emergency.

Sixxtwo: These LED signs are the ones I am on about.

Ah... well... *ahem*... don't I look like an idiot.

/business as usual
//Still thinks the variable speed limit signs on I-90 are dumb wastes of money

It is 100F outside and hardly a cloud in the sky plus so humid you can wear the air, and it has mostly been this way for a month. I'll trade weather for a while if there are any takers in the Northeast.

Booyaxe: Looks like i'm grillin' inside for the 4th

/in NH

Are you kidding me? Weather is NOT an excuse to dealy good grilling. I have been known to stand outside and grill some steaks in the middle of a blizzard. The snow banks just helps to keep my beer cold.

No fire that bad boy up, upen an umbrella and get your grill on.
It is the American thing to do.

I'd much rather learn how to build a schpeed boat.

Wow, an entire thread devoted to the weather. I thought only English people did that.

People panicked because they somehow looked like bombs and it was a whole big emergency.
I know, but I dont think the otther farker knew of the gag the first time.

Also, the next town over already has an ark if I need to escape. (middle building, also loads of tires over there)

keylock71: The backyard last week during one of those "Scattered sunshine" moments:

During one of the rainbreaks yesterday, I found this guy in the backyard:



After I took the picture, the police cited him for loitering.

May 06 in Nh. Im getting used to it here now. Two of my favorite pictures from that time.
This guy said you can take my house,car kids etc. but you wont take my fridge of Beer!!!

At This Bridge the river water level is usualy is about 12ft below the street surface? Anybody seen my picnic table? (it can't float under the bridge so its resting on the rail.)

what_now: I miss being a girl in a sundress.

THIS.

AND not to mention spending the first 5 months of the year binge dieting to get the perfect bikini body for nothing. At this rate it's going to be October before going to the beach is an option.

/stomach grumbing as we speak

Darth Mewling: Darth Mewling: This reminds me of my favorite joke... [lame jokes here]

Eddie Adams From Torrance:
Those are farking hilarious.

But just in case, you might want to keep your day job.

Darth Mewling:
I'm being laid off.

Geez... now I feel like a total dick.

/unless you're being laid off from your job as a comedian.

Wow. It's 90 degrees here in S.E. Washington State, and we haven't seen rain for weeks. We have seen plenty of sun dresses though. I would gladly trade the sun dresses for a bit of cooler weather tough.

moops:
During one of the rainbreaks yesterday, I found this guy in the backyard:
(bunny)


Damnit moops! we need TWO of them! a boy and a girl!

Devil's Playground: I would gladly trade the sun dresses for a bit of cooler weather tough.

The lack of rain has obviously caused you to catch teh ghey.

toonz: Damnit moops! we need TWO of them! a boy and a girl!

But I just read on another thread that threesomes are dangerous.

/barnyard love FTW

FarkWhat

Wait, your pictures were a flood? That looks like a little sprinkle...



You obviously were not in Missouri in 1993...

By the way, look straight up the highway beyond the overpass. See that bridge way up there? Yeah, that is the bridge that goes over the Missouri river on a normal day. See all that water in the foreground of the picture? Yeah, that is the Missouri river on this day.

Just a lil' perspective. I remember sandbagging days in and day out...

At this very moment trillions and trillions of mosquito larvae are smiling as the rain softens our will to live.They're just biding their time, waiting for the sun to come out and give us false hope for a happy summer. Then they'll hatch. They'll come in squadrons. exposed skin will will have welt upon welt. You will be weak from lack of blood and will happily douse yourself with carcinogenis chemicals in search of relief. They'll just laugh at your attempts at relief and keep sucking.

Anyway, have a nice day!

Wow, no flooding here, but a wicked thunder storm a few days ago did provide me the opportunity to rent a boom lift. My sacred bedroom has been taken over by water spots on the ceiling and buckets :(

Now if it will stop raining, I can fix the roof in time for my house to be burned down by errant fireworks!

june 15th the sun was out. and i met tek. s shore :)

and i wore a sundress

and it was good.

moops: keylock71: The backyard last week during one of those "Scattered sunshine" moments:

During one of the rainbreaks yesterday, I found this guy in the backyard:

Inle, the Black Rabbit of Death? Apparently you folks really ARE doomed!

/at least your rabbits are.

redheadedslut: june 15th the sun was out. and i met tek. s shore :)

and i wore a sundress

and it was good.


geez you look like Ann Margret

/who's the girl?

Swampscott,Massachusetts (emphasis on swamp)here. My children and I are trying to decide what will be used for a sacrifice to the gods for some farking sun. At this point we will settle for 80 degrees and overcast. Please please please take this crappy weather back Seattle.

IXI Jim IXI: The Crimson Permanent Assurance approves

First I was WTF, did something move in that image, then I LOL'ed.

woodstock: Booyaxe: Looks like i'm grillin' inside for the 4th

/in NH

Are you kidding me? Weather is NOT an excuse to dealy good grilling. I have been known to stand outside and grill some steaks in the middle of a blizzard. The snow banks just helps to keep my beer cold.

No fire that bad boy up, upen an umbrella and get your grill on.
It is the American thing to do.

A big fat THIS. I fondly remember grilling outside, on New Year's Eve, in -20º temperatures, a couple years ago. It was AWESOME.

/ bourbon keeps the chill away!

tetsoushima: I finally got a chance to mow my lawn yesterday because every single time I had a chance for the past 3 weeks, it rained.

It's shredding wet clover...every lawn in my hood is all clover now for some insane reason, and when it's wet the mover just pulls the leaves off and doesn't cut it...like to rent a goat from the farm up the hill, but I bet they're not even hungry...

The Swedish instructions are a little different.



/That's Ikea for you.

I just spent the last two weeks out there. It barely rained. Maybe you guys need to update your damn crumbling infrastructure so that your rain water will drain instead of having to wait for it to evaporate.

Cheer up, everyone. Tomorrow's sure to be a perfect sunny day. Why? Because I'm stuck doing standby at a children's 4th of July parade, and there's no way the gods love me enough to rain the little bastards out.