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(Free Republic) Strange Three-way sex leads to double-stabbing. At least the sex-to-stabbing ratio is still greater than 1   (freerepublic.com) divider line 79
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baka-san [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 02:28:09 PM  
Wow...

Glad the only thing that happened both times I tried it was someone got left feeling like a third wheel.

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 03:40:17 PM  
megain.smugmug.com

 
Treygreen13 2009-07-02 05:10:27 PM  
baka-san: Wow...

Glad the only thing that happened both times I tried it was someone got left feeling like a third wheel.


Was that person you?

 
moops 2009-07-02 05:11:29 PM  
Why did subby link to FreakRepublik?

Oh well, now that Nazi message board will get netstomped. Behold the power of Fark.

 
dbcooperlives 2009-07-02 05:11:55 PM  
The article says 2 men and a woman. That picture above must be one of the men... I hope.

 
Reverend Otis 2009-07-02 05:13:10 PM  
Were their balls touching?

 
Sin_City_Superhero 2009-07-02 05:13:27 PM  
My guess...Balls touched.

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 05:13:37 PM  
Treygreen13: Glad the only thing that happened both times I tried it was someone got left feeling like a third wheel.

Was that person you?


Pretty much.

 
Clock Spider Jerusalem 2009-07-02 05:15:29 PM  
Maybe she got mad when they just started touching each other and forgot all about her.

 
elev8meL8r 2009-07-02 05:15:36 PM  
megain.smugmug.com

BRAAAAAINS

 
Treygreen13 2009-07-02 05:15:49 PM  
moops: Why did subby link to FreakRepublik?

Oh well, now that Nazi message board will get netstomped. Behold the power of Fark.


It is just a news article. Chill out.

/not subby

 
BlorfMaster 2009-07-02 05:16:28 PM  
I once saw an interview with david lee roth, and someone asked him what three ways were like, and he said 'Someone usually gets pissed'

 
Speedbts alt 2009-07-02 05:16:46 PM  
Reverend Otis: Were their balls touching?

Sin_City_Superhero: My guess...Balls touched.

What a lovely screen cap that will make

 
stevarooni 2009-07-02 05:16:55 PM  

FTFA:

Brooks used a nearby knife to stab both of them "in an attempt to break up the fight."
Wow. Well, good job, lady! Looks like you found a great way to stop a fight.

 
stevarooni 2009-07-02 05:17:45 PM  
Also: Yeah, I'd hit it. A little strung-out, but she puts out.

 
vandelay 2009-07-02 05:18:06 PM  
i submitted this with a better headline.

"Three-way sex leads to double-stabbing. Well, duh."

 
Ashelth 2009-07-02 05:18:40 PM  
Treygreen13: baka-san: Wow...

Glad the only thing that happened both times I tried it was someone got left feeling like a third wheel.

Was that person you?



Nothing kills the exhausted bliss of several hours of sex like:

"Honey do you think she was better than me?"

-_-

YOU SUGGESTED IT! YOU met her, you talked her into it, I basically replaced a D-cell and half a pound of latex! And now suddenly this is somehow my fault!

/rule 6, no sharing. Don't care no exceptions.

 
eraser8 2009-07-02 05:20:12 PM  
Reverend Otis: Were their balls touching?

Seems to me that that a guy who invites another dude over to his house to engage in a three-way wants a little ball touching.

 
Treygreen13 2009-07-02 05:20:31 PM  
vandelay: i submitted this with a better headline.

"Three-way sex leads to double-stabbing. Well, duh."


images.dawgsports.com

 
youngfogey 2009-07-02 05:20:45 PM  
what an awkward conversation between two dudes in a bar.

"Hey wanna go back to my place?"

"What?"

"...And have a 3 way with my girlfriend."

"Sure."

"Great. Let's have another beer together before we go see each other naked."

"While simultaneously banging your girlfriend."

"Yep. What a great plan."


scary.

 
The Southern Dandy 2009-07-02 05:21:26 PM  
Sin_City_Superhero: My guess...Balls touched.

Just FYI

That means they're gay.

 
Ringtailed79 2009-07-02 05:22:23 PM  
Devil's threesome. Pass.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 05:23:36 PM  
baka-san: Wow...

Glad the only thing that happened both times I tried it was someone got left feeling like a third wheel.


Him, her, or you?

 
DemonEater 2009-07-02 05:24:09 PM  
asdlaklhasdf you just made me click on a FREE REPUBLIC link.
You devious bastard.

 
Peter von Nostrand 2009-07-02 05:25:30 PM  
Don't most, if not all, 3 ways lead to a double stabbing?

 
rubberchicken99 2009-07-02 05:26:09 PM  
When does Colorado get its own tag?

 
Pair-o-Dice 2009-07-02 05:30:50 PM  
I was told there would be no math!!!

/sorry, had to (2)

 
DemonEater 2009-07-02 05:31:37 PM  
Peter von Nostrand: Don't most, if not all, 3 ways lead to a double stabbing?

Only the ones with the wrong sex ratios.

MMF: Eww, balls touching
MFF: I don't care if I end up a little left out, it's still awesome to watch

/Never done either
//Probably wouldn't even if I was asked
///Well, the latter maybe if I was pretty drunk

 
canyoneer 2009-07-02 05:32:35 PM  

 
misanthropic1 2009-07-02 05:33:05 PM  
Don't most, if not all, 3 ways lead to a double stabbing?

My experience leans more towards 2 single stabbings.

/to each thier own

 
Pair-o-Dice 2009-07-02 05:33:13 PM  
Peter von Nostrand:
Don't most, if not all, 3 ways lead to a double stabbing?

I guess that depends on the genders of two of the threesome.

 
Pair-o-Dice 2009-07-02 05:34:08 PM  
baka-san:
Wow...

Glad the only thing that happened both times I tried it was someone got left feeling like a third wheel meal.


fixed

 
the_dln 2009-07-02 05:34:39 PM  
vandelay: i submitted this with a better headline.

"Three-way sex leads to double-stabbing. Well, duh."


Also submitted with a better headline, to a better site.

Boo Urns

 
FarktheHeraldAngelSings 2009-07-02 05:36:22 PM  
Was the weapon in question a pork sword?

 
vandelay 2009-07-02 05:39:13 PM  
Pair-o-Dice: Peter von Nostrand:
Don't most, if not all, 3 ways lead to a double stabbing?

I guess that depends on the genders of two of the threesome.


It works about half the time:

M/M/F = double-stabbing
M/F/F = double-stabbing
M/M/M = eww
F/F/F = niiiicce....

 
Fra_dat_da 2009-07-02 05:40:15 PM  
Pair-o-Dice: Peter von Nostrand:
Don't most, if not all, 3 ways lead to a double stabbing?

I guess that depends on the genders of two of the threesome.


Assuming there's a mix of two genders, either one guy is stabbing two chicks, or one chick is getting stabbed by two guys.

Either way - you've got a double stabbing

 
pottie 2009-07-02 05:40:40 PM  
baka-san:,

I've got to know what would lead you to try that. It always seemed to me that the reality would be far different from the fantasy and not in a good way.

 
Treygreen13 2009-07-02 05:42:29 PM  
pottie: baka-san:,

I've got to know what would lead you to try that. It always seemed to me that the reality would be far different from the fantasy and not in a good way.


It is probably very different than the fantasy, but then again nearly everything is.

I've never been in the position to have a FFM three-way, but it not being "as good as advertised" probably wouldn't scare me away.

 
Fra_dat_da 2009-07-02 05:42:42 PM  
...aaaand if me and Vandelay were the two guys in a MMF threesome, he woulda finished first.

 
eraser8 2009-07-02 05:44:06 PM  
DemonEater: MMF: Eww, balls touching
MFF: I don't care if I end up a little left out, it's still awesome to watch

/Never done either


I've been propositioned with both. Tried MFF once. It really wasn't as exciting as it looks in porn. I've found that I honestly have a lot more fun one-on-one.

 
Pair-o-Dice 2009-07-02 05:45:59 PM  
vandelay: Pair-o-Dice: Peter von Nostrand:
Don't most, if not all, 3 ways lead to a double stabbing?

I guess that depends on the genders of two of the threesome.

It works about half the time:

M/M/F = double-stabbing
M/F/F = double-stabbing
M/M/M = eww
F/F/F = niiiicce....


But what if you're stabbing one and munching the other...
does that still count?

 
unicron702 2009-07-02 05:47:22 PM  
eraser8: DemonEater: MMF: Eww, balls touching
MFF: I don't care if I end up a little left out, it's still awesome to watch

/Never done either

I've been propositioned with both. Tried MFF once. It really wasn't as exciting as it looks in porn. I've found that I honestly have a lot more fun one-on-one.


Yeah, a buddy and I watched two girls go at it once. They were awful at it, just really bad. Like two retards slapping each other.

 
nakedthursday 2009-07-02 05:49:55 PM  
Never met a MFF I didn't like.

 
vandelay 2009-07-02 05:50:16 PM  
Fra_dat_da: ...aaaand if me and Vandelay were the two guys in a MMF threesome, he woulda finished first.

I would have to be so farking drunk that I would probably never finish, and I might even shiat the bed.

 
SherKhan 2009-07-02 05:52:33 PM  
Never bring a knife to a cum fight.

 
vandelay 2009-07-02 05:53:18 PM  
Pair-o-Dice: vandelay: Pair-o-Dice: Peter von Nostrand:
Don't most, if not all, 3 ways lead to a double stabbing?

I guess that depends on the genders of two of the threesome.

It works about half the time:

M/M/F = double-stabbing
M/F/F = double-stabbing
M/M/M = eww
F/F/F = niiiicce....

But what if you're stabbing one and munching the other...
does that still count?


It is expected that you do a switcharoo at some point.

 
SherKhan 2009-07-02 05:54:30 PM  
vandelay:

M/F/F = double-stabbing

Stabbing-double.

 
Clock Spider Jerusalem 2009-07-02 05:59:36 PM  
Pair-o-Dice: vandelay: Pair-o-Dice: Peter von Nostrand:
Don't most, if not all, 3 ways lead to a double stabbing?

I guess that depends on the genders of two of the threesome.

It works about half the time:

M/M/F = double-stabbing
M/F/F = double-stabbing
M/M/M = eww
F/F/F = niiiicce....

But what if you're stabbing one and munching the other...
does that still count?


That takes WAY too much concentration.

 
LamOtter 2009-07-02 06:05:07 PM  
unicron702: eraser8: DemonEater: MMF: Eww, balls touching
MFF: I don't care if I end up a little left out, it's still awesome to watch

/Never done either

I've been propositioned with both. Tried MFF once. It really wasn't as exciting as it looks in porn. I've found that I honestly have a lot more fun one-on-one.

Yeah, a buddy and I watched two girls go at it once. They were awful at it, just really bad. Like two retards slapping each other.


I wouldn't complain about a front row seat to that...either girls eating each other, or retards slapping each other. They both sound entertaining in their own way!

 
Ringtailed79 2009-07-02 06:11:01 PM  
Peter von Nostrand: Don't most, if not all, 3 ways lead to a double stabbing?

3 women?

 
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