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(Free Republic) Strange Three-way sex leads to double-stabbing. At least the sex-to-stabbing ratio is still greater than 1   (freerepublic.com) divider line 79
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osdrcomputers 2009-07-02 06:14:18 PM  
Pair-o-Dice: baka-san:
Wow...

Glad the only thing that happened both times I tried it was someone got left feeling like a third wheel meal.

fixed


If seconds is sloppy seconds would that make thirds table scraps?

 
Peter von Nostrand 2009-07-02 06:15:46 PM  
DemonEater: Peter von Nostrand: Don't most, if not all, 3 ways lead to a double stabbing?

Only the ones with the wrong sex ratios.

MMF: Eww, balls touching
MFF: I don't care if I end up a little left out, it's still awesome to watch

/Never done either
//Probably wouldn't even if I was asked
///Well, the latter maybe if I was pretty drunk


Well, even if it's 3 chicks, they're probably gonna have a dildo in there somewhere..

/would fisting count as a stabbing
//does it really matter

 
Tony Baloney 2009-07-02 06:19:19 PM  
First I though, "The number of people in this thread who are obviously starved for entertainment in any form is truly astounding." but then I thought, "Duh, welcome to Fark."

Love all the "backstabbing" puns. I've got a weekend's worth of jokes now. IMHO, any woman that tells you she wants to sleep with you but only with another guy involved has already stabbed you in the back.

Leading theories behind the violence: balls touching, nasal and/or ocular skeeting, UFIA, "accidental" cornholery, and funky pig sweat. On Free Republic this story probably counts as a biopic.

 
Control_this [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 06:24:26 PM  
FreeRepublic?

I'm afraid clicking that link would put a cookie on my PC labeling me a pro-torture radical hoping the US will be bombed so I can say "See? I told you Obama was bad for America."

 
Pay the Man 2009-07-02 06:26:06 PM  
Peter von Nostrand: /would fisting count as a stabbing

if you are fisting his @$$ while he's nailing her, then yes, it's a stabbing.

 
Control_this [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 06:26:33 PM  
nakedthursday: Never met a MFF I didn't like.

Oprah and Roseann Barr called and they want you to come over.

 
Peter von Nostrand 2009-07-02 06:31:08 PM  
Pay the Man: Peter von Nostrand: /would fisting count as a stabbing

if you are fisting his @$$ while he's nailing her, then yes, it's a stabbing.


That's a ufia and a whole different thread

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 06:32:03 PM  
Peter von Nostrand: DemonEater: Peter von Nostrand: Don't most, if not all, 3 ways lead to a double stabbing?

Only the ones with the wrong sex ratios.

MMF: Eww, balls touching
MFF: I don't care if I end up a little left out, it's still awesome to watch

/Never done either
//Probably wouldn't even if I was asked
///Well, the latter maybe if I was pretty drunk

Well, even if it's 3 chicks, they're probably gonna have a dildo in there somewhere..

/would fisting count as a stabbing
//does it really matter


This.

Heh, back in my freshmen year in college, I saw an add for a group sex thing in the Literature Building. As far as I heard, when the number of people was there, it was all sausage and no taco.

You just don't announce those things these days.

 
Derek313 2009-07-02 06:32:10 PM  
Control_this: nakedthursday: Never met a MFF I didn't like.

Oprah and Roseann Barr called and they want you to come over.



I'm game. I shiat you not I'd be down for it. If only if this was public knowledge. And it'd be even better if Dawn Budge could squeeze in there as well.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 06:33:37 PM  
Control_this: FreeRepublic?

I'm afraid clicking that link would put a cookie on my PC labeling me a pro-torture radical hoping the US will be bombed so I can say "See? I told you Obama was bad for America."


Getting into a freeper thread is like drinking Zima: Sure, it's awful, but it's a rite of passage.

 
ZeroCorpse [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-02 06:39:00 PM  
baka-san: Wow...

Glad the only thing that happened both times I tried it was someone got left feeling like a third wheel.


THIS.

Well, this and my girlfriend "discovered" she was really a lesbian, and eventually dumped me for the other chick.

 
Reverend Otis 2009-07-02 06:49:03 PM  
eraser8: Reverend Otis: Were their balls touching?

Seems to me that that a guy who invites another dude over to his house to engage in a three-way wants a little ball touching.


I can agree with that. Just as long as no women are involved in said three-way.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 06:55:52 PM  
ZeroCorpse: baka-san: Wow...

Glad the only thing that happened both times I tried it was someone got left feeling like a third wheel.

THIS.

Well, this and my girlfriend "discovered" she was really a lesbian, and eventually dumped me for the other chick.


Ouch, that has to suck.

I knew of a guy who thought her girlfriend was cheating on someone. I told him she lived near my house, so I could check out. Turned out she was in fact cheating on him, but with a girl. I told her about this and described the girl. The guy was silent over the phone, and he could only utter this:

"... She's cheating with my ex-girlfriend!?"

I hope I never have such fate.

 
Arklop 2009-07-02 07:02:07 PM  
dbcooperlives: The article says 2 men and a woman.

Isn't that what subby's "double-stabbing" implied?

*reads article*

Ooh...

 
Mini Ditka 2009-07-02 07:04:58 PM  
www.zvents.com



/doesn't approve

 
Hop-Frog 2009-07-02 07:06:34 PM  
Meth-head foreplay, that's all it was.

 
Stay Cool Babylon 2009-07-02 07:17:29 PM  
Treygreen13: moops: Why did subby link to FreakRepublik?

Oh well, now that Nazi message board will get netstomped. Behold the power of Fark.

It is just a news article. Chill out.

/not subby


Yup. If subs had put up "Some Guy" like so many do out of laziness or spite, that might be cause for being pissed. Here, a choice is offered to support via click, or to ignore it.

There ya go.

 
budsterr 2009-07-02 07:31:42 PM  
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budsterr 2009-07-02 07:36:08 PM  
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UnspokenVoice [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:54:57 PM  
Just get some cumdumpster and you and a buddy can rail on it. That's not too bad. If it is two females and a male I always ended up not lasting as long as I should or feeling like I needed more appendages.

 
Secular Satanist 2009-07-02 08:02:44 PM  
Come on folks, it's just 3 people. No reason to flip out and get all stabby. 3 people is a walk in the park. It's when you start getting 19-20 some people that the problems start. I mean do you cover all the furniture with plastic or is it better to just move all the furniture outta the room and just put 1 giant sheet of plastic on the floor?

 
CarpeScrotum 2009-07-02 08:23:19 PM  
An attractive woman in her mid 50s is chatting with a guy in a bar. After a few drinks she asks "Would you be interested in a mother-daughter threesome?"

The guy can't believe his luck. "Oh, hell yeah!"

They drive to her place where she opens the front door and yells upstairs "Mom, are you still up?"

And then it got all stabby...

 
sluflyer 2009-07-02 10:18:29 PM  
Honest question for those in the know...

(F) Fiance could be interested in MFF if I don't "stab" other F. Fiance can do whatever to whomever, other F can do anything to fiance, anything except full on with me.

Do you think this would be worth it, or should it just stay in the realm of fantasy?

 
mozillafark 2009-07-02 10:50:19 PM  
DemonEater: Peter von Nostrand: Don't most, if not all, 3 ways lead to a double stabbing?

Only the ones with the wrong sex ratios.

MFF: I don't care if I end up a little left out, it's still awesome to watch


Have had several MFF experiences... (as the M)

It was everything you guys imagine it could have been...
And nothing was left out...

/oh, to be young again!

 
burncheese 2009-07-02 10:59:39 PM  
Ha ha, that made me lol subby! +1

/math geek

 
mozillafark 2009-07-02 10:59:47 PM  
sluflyer: Honest question for those in the know...

(F) Fiance could be interested in MFF if I don't "stab" other F. Fiance can do whatever to whomever, other F can do anything to fiance, anything except full on with me.

Do you think this would be worth it, or should it just stay in the realm of fantasy?


Speaking from experience...

Acting out the fantasy could be a lot of fun

But, it can lead to you wanting the "full on" too much...

also, jealousy can strike YOU - be VERY sure of your relationship first!

 
chicagorefugee 2009-07-03 12:10:42 AM  
This is why we can't have nice things.

/just came here to say that

 
Dee Snarl 2009-07-03 01:43:12 AM  
Yeah, but I'd rather not have sex than be stabbed.

 
CriticalBill 2009-07-03 01:17:26 PM  
My hometown made the news. Sweet.

 
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