Wow...

Glad the only thing that happened both times I tried it was someone got left feeling like a third wheel.

baka-san: Wow...

Glad the only thing that happened both times I tried it was someone got left feeling like a third wheel.

Was that person you?

Why did subby link to FreakRepublik?

Oh well, now that Nazi message board will get netstomped. Behold the power of Fark.

The article says 2 men and a woman. That picture above must be one of the men... I hope.

Were their balls touching?

My guess...Balls touched.

Treygreen13: Glad the only thing that happened both times I tried it was someone got left feeling like a third wheel.

Was that person you?

Pretty much.

Maybe she got mad when they just started touching each other and forgot all about her.

moops: Why did subby link to FreakRepublik?

Oh well, now that Nazi message board will get netstomped. Behold the power of Fark.

It is just a news article. Chill out.

/not subby

I once saw an interview with david lee roth, and someone asked him what three ways were like, and he said 'Someone usually gets pissed'

Reverend Otis: Were their balls touching?

Sin_City_Superhero: My guess...Balls touched.

What a lovely screen cap that will make

FTFA:

Brooks used a nearby knife to stab both of them "in an attempt to break up the fight."

Wow. Well, good job, lady! Looks like you found a great way to stop a fight.

Also: Yeah, I'd hit it. A little strung-out, but she puts out.

i submitted this with a better headline.

"Three-way sex leads to double-stabbing. Well, duh."

Treygreen13: baka-san: Wow...

Glad the only thing that happened both times I tried it was someone got left feeling like a third wheel.

Was that person you?


Nothing kills the exhausted bliss of several hours of sex like:

"Honey do you think she was better than me?"

-_-

YOU SUGGESTED IT! YOU met her, you talked her into it, I basically replaced a D-cell and half a pound of latex! And now suddenly this is somehow my fault!

/rule 6, no sharing. Don't care no exceptions.

Reverend Otis: Were their balls touching?

Seems to me that that a guy who invites another dude over to his house to engage in a three-way wants a little ball touching.

vandelay: i submitted this with a better headline.

"Three-way sex leads to double-stabbing. Well, duh."

what an awkward conversation between two dudes in a bar.

"Hey wanna go back to my place?"

"What?"

"...And have a 3 way with my girlfriend."

"Sure."

"Great. Let's have another beer together before we go see each other naked."

"While simultaneously banging your girlfriend."

"Yep. What a great plan."


scary.

Sin_City_Superhero: My guess...Balls touched.

Just FYI

That means they're gay.

Devil's threesome. Pass.

baka-san: Wow...

Glad the only thing that happened both times I tried it was someone got left feeling like a third wheel.

Him, her, or you?

asdlaklhasdf you just made me click on a FREE REPUBLIC link.
You devious bastard.

Don't most, if not all, 3 ways lead to a double stabbing?

When does Colorado get its own tag?

I was told there would be no math!!!

/sorry, had to (2)

Peter von Nostrand: Don't most, if not all, 3 ways lead to a double stabbing?

Only the ones with the wrong sex ratios.

MMF: Eww, balls touching
MFF: I don't care if I end up a little left out, it's still awesome to watch

/Never done either
//Probably wouldn't even if I was asked
///Well, the latter maybe if I was pretty drunk

"People seeing the beauty of this valley will want to stay, and their staying will be the undoing of the beauty." (new window)

Don't most, if not all, 3 ways lead to a double stabbing?

My experience leans more towards 2 single stabbings.

/to each thier own

Peter von Nostrand:
Don't most, if not all, 3 ways lead to a double stabbing?

I guess that depends on the genders of two of the threesome.

baka-san:
Wow...

Glad the only thing that happened both times I tried it was someone got left feeling like a third wheel meal.

fixed

vandelay: i submitted this with a better headline.

"Three-way sex leads to double-stabbing. Well, duh."

Also submitted with a better headline, to a better site.

Boo Urns

Was the weapon in question a pork sword?

Pair-o-Dice: Peter von Nostrand:
Don't most, if not all, 3 ways lead to a double stabbing?

I guess that depends on the genders of two of the threesome.

It works about half the time:

M/M/F = double-stabbing
M/F/F = double-stabbing
M/M/M = eww
F/F/F = niiiicce....

Pair-o-Dice: Peter von Nostrand:
Don't most, if not all, 3 ways lead to a double stabbing?

I guess that depends on the genders of two of the threesome.

Assuming there's a mix of two genders, either one guy is stabbing two chicks, or one chick is getting stabbed by two guys.

Either way - you've got a double stabbing

baka-san:,

I've got to know what would lead you to try that. It always seemed to me that the reality would be far different from the fantasy and not in a good way.

pottie: baka-san:,

I've got to know what would lead you to try that. It always seemed to me that the reality would be far different from the fantasy and not in a good way.

It is probably very different than the fantasy, but then again nearly everything is.

I've never been in the position to have a FFM three-way, but it not being "as good as advertised" probably wouldn't scare me away.

...aaaand if me and Vandelay were the two guys in a MMF threesome, he woulda finished first.

DemonEater: MMF: Eww, balls touching
MFF: I don't care if I end up a little left out, it's still awesome to watch

/Never done either

I've been propositioned with both. Tried MFF once. It really wasn't as exciting as it looks in porn. I've found that I honestly have a lot more fun one-on-one.

vandelay: Pair-o-Dice: Peter von Nostrand:
Don't most, if not all, 3 ways lead to a double stabbing?

I guess that depends on the genders of two of the threesome.

It works about half the time:

M/M/F = double-stabbing
M/F/F = double-stabbing
M/M/M = eww
F/F/F = niiiicce....

But what if you're stabbing one and munching the other...
does that still count?

eraser8: DemonEater: MMF: Eww, balls touching
MFF: I don't care if I end up a little left out, it's still awesome to watch

/Never done either

I've been propositioned with both. Tried MFF once. It really wasn't as exciting as it looks in porn. I've found that I honestly have a lot more fun one-on-one.

Yeah, a buddy and I watched two girls go at it once. They were awful at it, just really bad. Like two retards slapping each other.

Never met a MFF I didn't like.

Fra_dat_da: ...aaaand if me and Vandelay were the two guys in a MMF threesome, he woulda finished first.

I would have to be so farking drunk that I would probably never finish, and I might even shiat the bed.

Never bring a knife to a cum fight.

Pair-o-Dice: vandelay: Pair-o-Dice: Peter von Nostrand:
Don't most, if not all, 3 ways lead to a double stabbing?

I guess that depends on the genders of two of the threesome.

It works about half the time:

M/M/F = double-stabbing
M/F/F = double-stabbing
M/M/M = eww
F/F/F = niiiicce....

But what if you're stabbing one and munching the other...
does that still count?

It is expected that you do a switcharoo at some point.

vandelay:

M/F/F = double-stabbing

Stabbing-double.

Pair-o-Dice: vandelay: Pair-o-Dice: Peter von Nostrand:
Don't most, if not all, 3 ways lead to a double stabbing?

I guess that depends on the genders of two of the threesome.

It works about half the time:

M/M/F = double-stabbing
M/F/F = double-stabbing
M/M/M = eww
F/F/F = niiiicce....

But what if you're stabbing one and munching the other...
does that still count?

That takes WAY too much concentration.

unicron702: eraser8: DemonEater: MMF: Eww, balls touching
MFF: I don't care if I end up a little left out, it's still awesome to watch

/Never done either

I've been propositioned with both. Tried MFF once. It really wasn't as exciting as it looks in porn. I've found that I honestly have a lot more fun one-on-one.

Yeah, a buddy and I watched two girls go at it once. They were awful at it, just really bad. Like two retards slapping each other.

I wouldn't complain about a front row seat to that...either girls eating each other, or retards slapping each other. They both sound entertaining in their own way!

Peter von Nostrand: Don't most, if not all, 3 ways lead to a double stabbing?

3 women?

Pair-o-Dice: baka-san:
Wow...

Glad the only thing that happened both times I tried it was someone got left feeling like a third wheel meal.

fixed

If seconds is sloppy seconds would that make thirds table scraps?

DemonEater: Peter von Nostrand: Don't most, if not all, 3 ways lead to a double stabbing?

Only the ones with the wrong sex ratios.

MMF: Eww, balls touching
MFF: I don't care if I end up a little left out, it's still awesome to watch

/Never done either
//Probably wouldn't even if I was asked
///Well, the latter maybe if I was pretty drunk

Well, even if it's 3 chicks, they're probably gonna have a dildo in there somewhere..

/would fisting count as a stabbing
//does it really matter

First I though, "The number of people in this thread who are obviously starved for entertainment in any form is truly astounding." but then I thought, "Duh, welcome to Fark."

Love all the "backstabbing" puns. I've got a weekend's worth of jokes now. IMHO, any woman that tells you she wants to sleep with you but only with another guy involved has already stabbed you in the back.

Leading theories behind the violence: balls touching, nasal and/or ocular skeeting, UFIA, "accidental" cornholery, and funky pig sweat. On Free Republic this story probably counts as a biopic.

FreeRepublic?

I'm afraid clicking that link would put a cookie on my PC labeling me a pro-torture radical hoping the US will be bombed so I can say "See? I told you Obama was bad for America."

Peter von Nostrand: /would fisting count as a stabbing

if you are fisting his @$$ while he's nailing her, then yes, it's a stabbing.

nakedthursday: Never met a MFF I didn't like.

Oprah and Roseann Barr called and they want you to come over.

Pay the Man: Peter von Nostrand: /would fisting count as a stabbing

if you are fisting his @$$ while he's nailing her, then yes, it's a stabbing.

That's a ufia and a whole different thread

Peter von Nostrand: DemonEater: Peter von Nostrand: Don't most, if not all, 3 ways lead to a double stabbing?

Only the ones with the wrong sex ratios.

MMF: Eww, balls touching
MFF: I don't care if I end up a little left out, it's still awesome to watch

/Never done either
//Probably wouldn't even if I was asked
///Well, the latter maybe if I was pretty drunk

Well, even if it's 3 chicks, they're probably gonna have a dildo in there somewhere..

/would fisting count as a stabbing
//does it really matter

This.

Heh, back in my freshmen year in college, I saw an add for a group sex thing in the Literature Building. As far as I heard, when the number of people was there, it was all sausage and no taco.

You just don't announce those things these days.

Control_this: nakedthursday: Never met a MFF I didn't like.

Oprah and Roseann Barr called and they want you to come over.


I'm game. I shiat you not I'd be down for it. If only if this was public knowledge. And it'd be even better if Dawn Budge could squeeze in there as well.

Control_this: FreeRepublic?

I'm afraid clicking that link would put a cookie on my PC labeling me a pro-torture radical hoping the US will be bombed so I can say "See? I told you Obama was bad for America."

Getting into a freeper thread is like drinking Zima: Sure, it's awful, but it's a rite of passage.

baka-san: Wow...

Glad the only thing that happened both times I tried it was someone got left feeling like a third wheel.

THIS.

Well, this and my girlfriend "discovered" she was really a lesbian, and eventually dumped me for the other chick.

eraser8: Reverend Otis: Were their balls touching?

Seems to me that that a guy who invites another dude over to his house to engage in a three-way wants a little ball touching.

I can agree with that. Just as long as no women are involved in said three-way.

ZeroCorpse: baka-san: Wow...

Glad the only thing that happened both times I tried it was someone got left feeling like a third wheel.

THIS.

Well, this and my girlfriend "discovered" she was really a lesbian, and eventually dumped me for the other chick.

Ouch, that has to suck.

I knew of a guy who thought her girlfriend was cheating on someone. I told him she lived near my house, so I could check out. Turned out she was in fact cheating on him, but with a girl. I told her about this and described the girl. The guy was silent over the phone, and he could only utter this:

"... She's cheating with my ex-girlfriend!?"

I hope I never have such fate.

dbcooperlives: The article says 2 men and a woman.

Isn't that what subby's "double-stabbing" implied?

*reads article*

Ooh...

/doesn't approve

Meth-head foreplay, that's all it was.

Treygreen13: moops: Why did subby link to FreakRepublik?

Oh well, now that Nazi message board will get netstomped. Behold the power of Fark.

It is just a news article. Chill out.

/not subby

Yup. If subs had put up "Some Guy" like so many do out of laziness or spite, that might be cause for being pissed. Here, a choice is offered to support via click, or to ignore it.

There ya go.

Just get some cumdumpster and you and a buddy can rail on it. That's not too bad. If it is two females and a male I always ended up not lasting as long as I should or feeling like I needed more appendages.

Come on folks, it's just 3 people. No reason to flip out and get all stabby. 3 people is a walk in the park. It's when you start getting 19-20 some people that the problems start. I mean do you cover all the furniture with plastic or is it better to just move all the furniture outta the room and just put 1 giant sheet of plastic on the floor?

An attractive woman in her mid 50s is chatting with a guy in a bar. After a few drinks she asks "Would you be interested in a mother-daughter threesome?"

The guy can't believe his luck. "Oh, hell yeah!"

They drive to her place where she opens the front door and yells upstairs "Mom, are you still up?"

And then it got all stabby...

Honest question for those in the know...

(F) Fiance could be interested in MFF if I don't "stab" other F. Fiance can do whatever to whomever, other F can do anything to fiance, anything except full on with me.

Do you think this would be worth it, or should it just stay in the realm of fantasy?

DemonEater: Peter von Nostrand: Don't most, if not all, 3 ways lead to a double stabbing?

Only the ones with the wrong sex ratios.

MFF: I don't care if I end up a little left out, it's still awesome to watch


Have had several MFF experiences... (as the M)

It was everything you guys imagine it could have been...
And nothing was left out...

/oh, to be young again!

Ha ha, that made me lol subby! +1

/math geek

sluflyer: Honest question for those in the know...

(F) Fiance could be interested in MFF if I don't "stab" other F. Fiance can do whatever to whomever, other F can do anything to fiance, anything except full on with me.

Do you think this would be worth it, or should it just stay in the realm of fantasy?

Speaking from experience...

Acting out the fantasy could be a lot of fun

But, it can lead to you wanting the "full on" too much...

also, jealousy can strike YOU - be VERY sure of your relationship first!

This is why we can't have nice things.

/just came here to say that

Yeah, but I'd rather not have sex than be stabbed.

My hometown made the news. Sweet.