impaler2009-07-02 03:55:32 PM
Alleyoop: Articulate slut, I'll give her that much
Articulate my arse. Verbose maybe.

Superfluously so, even

Scoop84:

Once agaisn, the comments demonstrate that while 40-60% of the world cheats, 0% of Farkers do

I think the problem is mostly with her trying to rationalize it so lamely.

RE PascalsGhost 2009-07-02 05:04:07 PM
"In his forties, musician, we can assume not ugly? He'll be banging hotties."

You mean like all the "hot" teachers from the teacher-banging-students stories? Sure, that I believe.

PJ_the_Barbarian: Not very many, though - if you've tolerated someone that long chances are you can keep it up.

Dunno, I'm betting there's a bump around 20-30 years once the kids are old enough.

msannomalley: Women will never achieve true equality until they stop blaming men for every stupid thing they do and they step up and take responsibility for their all of their actions. Women will never achieve true equality until they stop playing the victims and viewing anyone who possesses the Y chromosome and a penis as the enemy. Women will never achieve true equality until we stop criticizing each others choices and stop tearing each other down. Women will never achieve true equality until they drop the "man-hating" bullshiat.

The feminist movement, or the second wave, which the Boomers are responsible for, has done more harm than good to women's equality. Men are supposed to be evil oppressive uncouth bastards, but you're not a real woman unless you act like a man. And if you do traditionally female things, then you're being oppressed by those evil oppressive uncouth bastard men. WTF is that supposed to mean? If I want to stay home and take care of my kids or take up knitting or dress in a feminine way, it's because it's my choice to do so, and not because those evil bastard-men are forcing me to do it. I thought that being able to choose what I wanted to do with my life was the whole point of feminism.

A few hours later, and this woman and her self-absorption still pisses me off. My husband and I have been married for seven years and we have gone through some pretty awful shiat during that time and yet, we have survived and our marriage is stronger than ever and we are closer than ever. This self-absorbed twat throws in the towel and cheats after 20 years for stupid and selfish reasons. She deserves to die shriveled up and alone.

/end of rant
//I feel better now.
///wanted to call her a twat in one of my earlier posts.
////but douchebagette is a cool word, too.

I like your style.

Her vag, it is sandy.

SherKhan: Scoop84:

Once agaisn, the comments demonstrate that while 40-60% of the world cheats, 0% of Farkers do

I think the problem is mostly with her trying to rationalize it so lamely.

certainly a fair point. Why rationalize it at all. Just say, "I like having sex with people other than my SO."

The_Gallant_Gallstone: What we support can change from day to day with no difficulty or apparent contradiction.

From day to day?

Damn you and your steadfast resolve!

busy chillin': Tommy Moo
PascalsGhost: In the entire history of missing the point, few humans have managed to miss the point as much as you.

This is ridiculous. The point is that marriage is obsolete. I addressed it perfectly. It is. I don't need to marry someone to get laid, ergo, it's farking obsolete.

Go read comic books. You fail at this.


I looked at your profile to flame you...but you are prolly having sex with lots of women at the gym now, so nevermind.

I did the same thing, but as soon as I clicked on the link the douche smell came pouring out of my computer.

No point in it... this attacking TommyMoo business seems to be a waste of time... he's probably too busy doing some "Christian Bale from American Psycho" stuff to even notice your criticisms.

Ummon: At 41 my wife decided "she didn't want to be married anymore". She spent the next year acting like a 5 year old. Finally I said to hell with it and moved out.

I had a very hot GF 10 years younger than myself in under 2 weeks. and I'm not particularly attractive. the wife is still her own miserable self

Women do it to themselves and they wonder why they can't meet a good man

BOOM!

/Teach me

You all have pretty much said what needs to be said. I only wish to add to the general sentiment of "what a horrible biatch!"

Look, being happy is important, but this world is far too complex for everything to be "perfect" or "just as you like it." Learn to adapt instead of demanding that every single event be just as you imagined it.

See
"the Ten Walruses of Zen"

KaponoFor3: You can't have your cake and eat it too.

Or, as my wife says, you can either be happy all the time or right all the time. You can never be both.

Best piece of advice that anyone gave me before I got married: Pick. Your. Battles.

So you listen to the comic book guy for advice?

PJ_the_Barbarian
Well, regardless, there is some amount greater than 0. After all, this lady from the article is getting divorced after 20 years.

So, I guess my point is that 43% + whomever gets divorced after 15 years (which is larger than 0%) is *awfully* close to the commonly stated 'Half of all marriages end in divorce'.

Some people up higher in the thread were saying the number wasn't accurate, but the best study I've found seems to support it.

The_Gallant_Gallstone: Scoop84: Once agaisn, the comments demonstrate that while 40-60% of the world cheats, 0% of Farkers do

Depends on the thread... in this sort of thread, we're all vigorous supporters of monogamy and/or the sanctity of marriage.

In another thread, we may all be super-sexed swingers that have no fewer than 17 simultaneous sex partners.

In this post-ideological age, we don't have firm, fixed beliefs and ideas anymore. What we support can change from day to day with no difficulty or apparent contradiction.

Huh? I'm confused. I'm anti-religion, anti-cheating, anti-(our)government every day.

IamAwake: In women's-magazine parlance, I did not have the strength to "work on" falling in love again in my marriage. And as Laura Kipnis railed in "Against Love," and as everyone knows, good relationships take work.

I've sincerely, honestly, never understood this line of thinking.

Does she have to "work on" loving her children? People make it all so much more complicated than it is. They somehow lose sight that it's life in general they've lost touch with, not just their husbands.

This is just about the wisest thing I've read all week. I'm going to memorize it.

Shrew2u: Honest introspection is probably beyond Loh's abilities...

This. Her entire effort here seems to be focused on blaming the institution and/or society so she can avoid admitting that she is a bad person and made poor decisions 20 years into her marriage.

You mean my married life didn't turn out to be world traveling, yachts and shopping sprees?

MARRIAGE IS DOOMED!

The_Gallant_Gallstone: No point in it... this attacking TommyMoo business seems to be a waste of time... he's probably too busy doing some "Christian Bale from American Psycho" stuff to even notice your criticisms.

Well now, I see someone was told. If only I had a handy flowchart to address how I should respond...

Fark_Guy_Rob: The report, "First Marriage Dissolution, Divorce, and Remarriage: United States," also shows that one in three first marriages end within 10 years and one in five end within 5 years. The findings are based on data from the 1995 National Survey of Family Growth, a study of 10,847 women 15-44 years of age.

So, basically....

After 5 years - 1/5 marriages have ended in divorce.
After 10 years - 1/3 marriages have ended in divorce.
After 15 years - ~1/2 marriages have ended in divorce.

Yes, 43% is less than 50% - but we're only looking at the first 15 years. People do get divorced after that.

Not to quibble, but that still doesn't give the complete picture. You still have a lot of first marriages marrying second marriages, which throws the odds off as well. The numbers still aren't good.

I believe in the institution of marriage, just not sure it's in the cards for me. Unfortunately, the GF has pretty strong opinions on the subject.

She figured out she's semi-hot, her hormones are making her stick to her seat and she's bored at home.

She better hurry and cougar it up...time waits for no one.

chaoswolf: Huh? I'm confused. I'm anti-religion, anti-cheating, anti-(our)government every day.

Then you either have a pure and consistent way of looking at things; in other words, you're an ideologue (a dying breed) or else you have yet to recognize the contradictions in your belief structure.

I don't attribute this to you, but many anti-government types catalogue the bestial atrocities commited by the Obama administration while failing to consider the precedents as established by the Bush administration.

That sort of selective-indignation is just one example of the inconsistent mindsets that occupy our nation today.

See? It isn't pole-smokers and carpet-munchers who are ruining the institution of marriage, it's self-absorbed farkhead biatches like this who take their special hetero rights and piss all over them.

How about this for a new law: you don't have to be straight to get a marriage license, but you do have to NOT be an immature twat who will screw up your own life and then biatch and whine that it's everyone's fault but your own.

Or how about this: for every hetero idiot who doesn't show the proper respect for marriage (i.e. who gets divorced for a selfish reason, ridicules the institution of marriage, and glorifies divorce - divorce from an abusive spouse or a calm, level-headed agreement that the couple just wasn't meant to be is still allowed), a gay couple gets a chance to do a better job. And to make it fair and not give a free pass to idiot homos who disrespect the institution of marriage the same way idiot heteros do, for every gay couple that divorces, they and the divorced hetero couple all kicked in the crotch on public TV. That way, people who actually appreciate marriage will stay married, gay or straight, and the bitter old hags and jackasses who don't appreciate it get abused for our entertainment. Voila, everyone's happy. Except for the miserable old hags and jackasses. But people who sabotage their own lives get no pity, so everyone who matters is happy.

nuclear_asshat: BTW, does it seem to anyone else that men rationalize to themselves why they are going to cheat, but that women want to rationalize it to the whole world? It's a generalization, but I wonder if it holds some water.

I think so. I don't know of any studies done on it but the women I know who have had affairs felt a need to 1) tell me about it without needing to be drunk, and 2) try to get me to agree that they were justified. First off, I didn't feel it was any of my business, and second, it's not my job to soothe their conscience.

Men on the other hand, usually need to be drunk before they talk, and then they tell you why she was a b*tch, and they don't care if you agree or not.

"My husband is a good man, though he did travel 20 weeks a year for work."

She makes it sound like he was swimming in the sauce once in a while.

This is the worst piece of crap I have ever attempted to read. I want to strangle this woman and her stupid friends.

The root problem with "Today's" woman is they are lazy and hold others (you) responsible for their "happiness".

Beer, girlfriends and porn > Marriage.

0MGWTFBBQ: tl/dr

Lucky.

I decided what I hate most about this biatch. It's a horse race with her many other vomit inducing qualities, but here is the finalist for me.

Have some farking respect for your former partner and your kids by abstaining from writing about it. Don't write a long bloated story to rationalize your whoring. Do it quietly and with discretion like people have done for decades. Then feel guilty and try to never do it again.

Now it's not enough to cheat. People have to make a show of it and plead their case to feel like they are still a good person. She is far beyond a weak and selfish person. She's a attention whore who needs the world to love her.fark. If my gf ever farks some other dude (and maybe she has) I'd hope she has the decency to at least not be such and obvious and disrespectful coont.

Holy shiat. Shut up, lady.

The_Gallant_Gallstone: chaoswolf: Huh? I'm confused. I'm anti-religion, anti-cheating, anti-(our)government every day.

Then you either have a pure and consistent way of looking at things; in other words, you're an ideologue (a dying breed) or else you have yet to recognize the contradictions in your belief structure.

I don't attribute this to you, but many anti-government types catalogue the bestial atrocities commited by the Obama administration while failing to consider the precedents as established by the Bush administration.

That sort of selective-indignation is just one example of the inconsistent mindsets that occupy our nation today.

Understood, and I'll go for the first answer. While I don't hate Obama nearly as much as I did Bush, I do view every president that I've experienced as an abject failure as a leader, regardless of my opinion that some have been better humans than others.

It's tough attempting to be honest all the time, tougher still when trying to be honest with yourself.

bradkanus: Tommy Moo: bradkanus: On your death bed it's not the best sex you had that you remember - it's the people.

I'd rather enjoy all of my life than have one meaningful moment on my deathbed.

I don't need to get married. I love every minute of my life. I have lots of sex with multiple partners. Outside of my job, no one in the world can tell me where to be or what to do. I spend my weekends relaxing and partying instead of cleaning up poop and falling asleep at 9:30.

Want to get married? Knock yourself out. I don't envy you. Don't pity me for being a bachelor. I don't need it.


Ah... the bachelor who thinks being a bachelor will always be cool. At some point you'll be 40 hanging out with 24 year-old guys a Makos in Orlando... they'll make fun of you behind your back, you'll buy the drinks. I was you, but stopped when people started looking at me for the loser I was becoming.

You don't have to get married, but you do have stop being a bachelor at some point. Of course, this is fark and you don't have do anything you don't want to do as long your mother's basement is clean and you keep the music down.

/I wasn't saying everyone had to get married, I was just saying that banging two asian chicks in suite at Mandalay won't cross your mind on your death bed - your best friend, father, favorite dog, aunt etc.. will be what you think of.

I have a suggestion...why don't you quit lecturing everyone on how they should think on their deathbed...m'kay?

My wife travels about as much as the husband in the article. She's still a good woman. I don't fark other women while she's out of town and blame it on my own neediness. She's not around, I drink scotch, watch porn, and don't shave. Pretty farking awesome, really.

Yea, about halfway through I stopped reading and wished death upon her.

calm like a bomb: My wife travels about as much as the husband in the article. She's still a good woman. I don't fark other women while she's out of town and blame it on my own neediness. She's not around, I drink scotch, watch porn, and don't shave. Pretty farking awesome, really.

I do the same thing when Mr. Chick isn't around.

This woman needs to rationalize her divorce the world? Methinks she's not to sure about the decision.

plewis Quote 2009-07-02 04:02:38 PM
d-fens99: Here's a pic of Sandra Tsing Loha self absorbed, self justifying failure as a mother, wife and adult, as determined by the gooogles.

www.sfgate.com

FIFY.

the author needs to grow the fark up.

Whoa...

little complex, I think.

Firstly, she says they haven't slept together in 2 years; he says she "too fat" so he hasn't given her the pickle tickle.

that's ****ed up. If it was a woman, all y'all would be on the guy's side for wanting to leave (as would I). In this case, I'm on her side. Let's re-examine that:

NO SEX FOR 2 YEARS

As far as her being self-absorbed, pretentious, whatever-- who among you doesn't have quirks, foibles, or are otherwise perfect and the coolest motherfarkers to be around?

No? Then STFU.

Bunch of whiny misogynistic babies who project their own personal shortcomings and failures in relationships on this less than perfect person and her farked marriage.

msannomalley: St_Francis_P: She bravely rattles on, throwing out attempts at flowery prose while regaling us with byzantine sidelines and petty diversions; but yeah...what subby said.


Maybe this is why her husband traveled on business 20 weeks a year. He couldn't stand to listen her prattle on like that, either.

No sh*t. Glad I married a pragmatic woman. She may prattle on now and then but it's not constant. One of my friends wonders why her husband left her, and why I refused to date her. The non-stop prattling is why. How the f*ck can a woman talk so much about nothing in particular?

hockeychick: This woman needs to rationalize her divorce the world? Methinks she's not to sure about the decision.

Oh, I think she's sure about it. She just needs everyone to understand that it's not her fault she's a whore.

PumpUpDaFark: bradkanus:

/I wasn't saying everyone had to get married, I was just saying that banging two asian chicks in suite at Mandalay won't cross your mind on your death bed - your best friend, father, favorite dog, aunt etc.. will be what you think of.



Dude, that is how I died.

TheFredSavages:

Firstly, she says they haven't slept together in 2 years; he says she "too fat" so he hasn't given her the pickle tickle.

Firstly, she says they haven't slept together in 2 years. Secondly, she says he said that.

TheFredSavages: plewis Quote 2009-07-02 04:02:38 PM
d-fens99: Here's a pic of Sandra Tsing Loha self absorbed, self justifying failure as a mother, wife and adult, as determined by the gooogles.

www.sfgate.com

FIFY.

the author needs to grow the fark up.

Whoa...

little complex, I think.

Firstly, she says they haven't slept together in 2 years; he says she "too fat" so he hasn't given her the pickle tickle.

that's ****ed up. If it was a woman, all y'all would be on the guy's side for wanting to leave (as would I). In this case, I'm on her side. Let's re-examine that:

NO SEX FOR 2 YEARS

As far as her being self-absorbed, pretentious, whatever-- who among you doesn't have quirks, foibles, or are otherwise perfect and the coolest motherfarkers to be around?

No? Then STFU.

Bunch of whiny misogynistic babies who project their own personal shortcomings and failures in relationships on this less than perfect person and her farked marriage.

I don't write flowery, labyrinthine articles about my shortcomings for all the world to read and judge. See the difference?

goochmeister42: impaler2009-07-02 03:55:32 PM
Alleyoop: Articulate slut, I'll give her that much
Articulate my arse. Verbose maybe.

Superfluously so, even

and her shiat's all retarded

You know, I only married my wife after she let me fark her in the ass. That way, there's always the looming prospect that I'll break out into totally inappropriate conversations at horrible times about our ass-farking shenanigans.

You know, the lovely smells, the tears - the "Well don't pull it out, but hurry up" comments...

Oh yeah, she's really well behaved. Unlike this biatch, you can tell she's never been plowed down the old dirt road.

Mom?

Wizzin: Yea, about halfway through I stopped reading and wished death upon her.

You made it half-way?

TheFredSavages: plewis Quote 2009-07-02 04:02:38 PM
d-fens99: Here's a pic of Sandra Tsing Loha self absorbed, self justifying failure as a mother, wife and adult, as determined by the gooogles.

www.sfgate.com

FIFY.

the author needs to grow the fark up.

Whoa...

little complex, I think.

Firstly, she says they haven't slept together in 2 years; he says she "too fat" so he hasn't given her the pickle tickle.

that's ****ed up. If it was a woman, all y'all would be on the guy's side for wanting to leave (as would I). In this case, I'm on her side. Let's re-examine that:

NO SEX FOR 2 YEARS

As far as her being self-absorbed, pretentious, whatever-- who among you doesn't have quirks, foibles, or are otherwise perfect and the coolest motherfarkers to be around?

No? Then STFU.

Bunch of whiny misogynistic babies who project their own personal shortcomings and failures in relationships on this less than perfect person and her farked marriage.

You're confusing the writer with her friend. The writer was getting plenty at home and some on the side. The friend is married to some gay dude.

bradkanus [TotalFark] Quote 2009-07-02 04:35:04 PM
Tommy Moo: bradkanus: On your death bed it's not the best sex you had that you remember - it's the people.

I'd rather enjoy all of my life than have one meaningful moment on my deathbed.

I don't need to get married. I love every minute of my life. I have lots of sex with multiple partners. Outside of my job, no one in the world can tell me where to be or what to do. I spend my weekends relaxing and partying instead of cleaning up poop and falling asleep at 9:30.

Want to get married? Knock yourself out. I don't envy you. Don't pity me for being a bachelor. I don't need it.


Ah... the bachelor who thinks being a bachelor will always be cool. At some point you'll be 40 hanging out with 24 year-old guys a Makos in Orlando... they'll make fun of you behind your back, you'll buy the drinks. I was you, but stopped when people started looking at me for the loser I was becoming.

You don't have to get married, but you do have stop being a bachelor at some point. Of course, this is fark and you don't have do anything you don't want to do as long your mother's basement is clean and you keep the music down.

/I wasn't saying everyone had to get married, I was just saying that banging two asian chicks in suite at Mandalay won't cross your mind on your death bed - your best friend, father, favorite dog, aunt etc.. will be what you think of.

Are you shiatting me?

I would be thinking "man, I'm glad a banged those two Asian chicks-- what a relief! Whew, I can die with a light heart."

St. Peter will be slapping you a high-five, my brother! Way to go! Whew-hoo.

You have just given me a life goal. Thanks, slappy.

As far as being a 40 yo bachelor-- why are you so concerned about what people think of you? "Oh, my god, my biological clock is ticking and that group of guys is giggling at me. I best run along to the safety and security of a committed relationship." Are you kidding me?!? You need an estrogen patch. Turn in your man card.

Get married, be single, do your thing, but don't ask for permission, and do it on your terms.

calm like a bomb: hockeychick: This woman needs to rationalize her divorce the world? Methinks she's not to sure about the decision.

Oh, I think she's sure about it. She just needs everyone to understand that it's not her fault she's a whore.

Yeah, his wedding vegetables magically teleported into her hoo-ha. It wasn't her fault, really it wasn't.

TheFredSavages: plewis Quote 2009-07-02 04:02:38 PM
d-fens99: Here's a pic of Sandra Tsing Loha self absorbed, self justifying failure as a mother, wife and adult, as determined by the gooogles.

www.sfgate.com

FIFY.

the author needs to grow the fark up.

Whoa...

little complex, I think.

Firstly, she says they haven't slept together in 2 years; he says she "too fat" so he hasn't given her the pickle tickle.

that's ****ed up. If it was a woman, all y'all would be on the guy's side for wanting to leave (as would I). In this case, I'm on her side. Let's re-examine that:

NO SEX FOR 2 YEARS

As far as her being self-absorbed, pretentious, whatever-- who among you doesn't have quirks, foibles, or are otherwise perfect and the coolest motherfarkers to be around?

No? Then STFU.

Bunch of whiny misogynistic babies who project their own personal shortcomings and failures in relationships on this less than perfect person and her farked marriage.

She should have divorced him without cheating on him.

She's a worthless coont. Just like that Sanford fark. He should have divorced his wife instead of cheating on her. He's a worthless coont.

You are also worthless for defending infidelity. Please sterilize yourself.