GoodyearPimp: Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: Doesn't look too shabby in this pic for a 47 year old woman.

Yes she does. What are you smoking?

Weed, but thats beside the point. Do you have a stash of pics featuring lots of way hotter 47 year olds?

47 dude, 47.

I bet she has a bush like a buffalo's forehead.

pnjunction: Holy crap.



Those guys are better off without those biatches.

I highly suspect 'Ian' is gay.

LOL, I am certain Ian is gay. 100%. And probably secretly hates the fish he has to live with to hold up his life lie.

People are crazy.

This is why it's much better to meet and date foreigners. Most women from Eastern Europe or Asia still have values such as loyalty, and wouldn't pull this kind of childish shiat.

In women's-magazine parlance, I did not have the strength to "work on" falling in love again in my marriage. And as Laura Kipnis railed in "Against Love," and as everyone knows, good relationships take work.

I've sincerely, honestly, never understood this line of thinking.

Does she have to "work on" loving her children? People make it all so much more complicated than it is. They somehow lose sight that it's life in general they've lost touch with, not just their husbands.

msannomalley: Just read the article. The author and her friends are a bunch of pretentious and self absorbed douchebaggettes. No wonder why her marriage failed.

I came to that conclusion after reading less than ½ of the article - good riddance to the coont.

Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: Doesn't look too shabby in this pic for a 47 year old woman.male bashing lesbian.


All you non-male bashing lesbians are okay with me, even if you are fat an ugly. I actually prefer my lesbians to be fat and ugly, because if there's one thing I've learned in life, it's that most women are at least vaguely curious, so the uglier you are the less I have to worry about.

Treygreen13: Other than the annoying YTMND link, you're partly right. That show is probably responsible for some women feeling like they are a victim when they cheat on their husband/boyfriend.

Sarah Jessica Parker's character is a neurotic cheating skank, and some women relate to that.

I think it's simply threefold
1) She was a neurotic whining loon. Many women can relate to that.
2) Her problems are either (1) funny little harmless quirks (like being constantly broke from compulsive spending) or (2) somebody else's fault.
3) She gets to fark the most desirable men in New York despite 1,2, and looking like a horse, and has a glamorous job as a columnist despite having nothing to say other than "yay, me".

she needs a carrot.

ActionJoe: If she does happen to move on and find another guy I hope that guy can find this article. Not just to find out how crazy she is but the fact that she cheated on her husband of 20 years. Anyone who does that is the lowest of the low and really deserves to be alone.

I hope he finds not only the article, but this thread. I haven't been on Fark too long, but this is the most consensus on any topic I have ever seen.

/dumb broad

I couldn't make it through the whole article. I just got a mental image of a whiny woman repeatedly saying, "I'm not happy! I'm not happy! I'm not happy!"

Lady, nobody promised you happiness, and you're not entitled to it. If you find it, good for you. It will probably come at the end of some sort of awful struggle; it tends to be that way. And then you better enjoy it, because it will probably be temporary. Eventually, it will come around again, after some more struggle. Hopefully you eventually learn that happiness is relative, and that the struggle is necessary for the happiness if only to give you a basis for comparison.

/Struggles a lot
//Occasionally happy

tricycleracer: withhold sex and comment on her weight.

I am a divorcee myself, but I am not bitter. My ex and I parted ways amicably after a few years of a young marriage, no kids to worry about, and no money to fight over. That being said, my ex never withheld sex and never commented on my weight (as it turned out my body was being misshapen not by fat, but by a tumor the size of a chihuahua, so it's a good thing he kept his tongue or he would have felt terrible after the ultrasound disclosing said chihuahua), and I can't imagine staying married to anyone who would be so cruel.

RedT: She just goes on and on and on. Never did get to whatever point she was trying to make.

going on and on was the point

horonto: I bet she has a bush like a buffalo's forehead.

That's f*cking hysterical.

Ringtailed79: Two pictures in the thread already, ace. She's not fat.

She's probably a biatch.

Chastain86: Playerslight: Ughh. I honestly tried to read that, but it was like eating five pounds of potatoes. The first paragraph or two were okay, but halfway through I felt nauseated and bloated and I couldn't continue.

THIS. One wonders if she needs to be at the gym in 26 minutes.

She probably needs to be the at the gym, but hasn't seen one in ages.

This goes both ways. If you don't even try to look good, then your partner will eventually start looking for someone who does.

Oh my LORD that woman is in love with herself and her vocabulary. I love big words and intelligent writing but I wanted to punch her in her martini-swilling face.

unlikely: This is a baby boomer who loved Heinlein, isn't it?

I think the more important part is the "Baby Boomer" part. They are in many ways a generation of losers (though obviously that's a sweeping generalization, but hey, this is Fark :)). They've farked up their marriages in large numbers, farked up our government, political, and economic system royally as soon as they took control of it, and screwed their own children completely. Because it never stopped being all about them and their oh-so-"special" age cohort, even though they are now in their late 40's-early 60's. I know this is anecdotal, but I have a lot of friends whose Boomer parents totally screwed up their marriages for shallow reasons (mine did too). And I don't see the same sort of self-centered egotism among nearly as many younger people. So I'm beginning to wonder if it's just something particularly sick about the Boomers, rather than actually America in general.

mesmer242: Wow, that was horrible to read. And I don't just say that as someone who's getting married in two weeks.

I have no tolerance for people who whine "this doesn't work! I can't do this!" when it's really just that they've put zero effort into it, and haven't made it a priority at all.

You say that until you've done everything you can, and your partner is still whiney, pissed off all the time and never EVER wants to have sex.

IamAwake: In women's-magazine parlance, I did not have the strength to "work on" falling in love again in my marriage. And as Laura Kipnis railed in "Against Love," and as everyone knows, good relationships take work.

I've sincerely, honestly, never understood this line of thinking.

Does she have to "work on" loving her children? People make it all so much more complicated than it is. They somehow lose sight that it's life in general they've lost touch with, not just their husbands.

When you're as self-centered as pop culture encourages you to be, love is hard work because it's about service. If you're conditioned to never put someone else's well-being above your own, it's really hard work to fake it.

BadMother
I think he doesn't sleep with her because he doesn't have a penis.



SHE, I meant SHE doesn't have a penis. Though it would explain things the other way too...

Poohba: This is why it's much better to meet and date foreigners. Most women from Eastern Europe or Asia still have values such as loyalty, and wouldn't pull this kind of childish shiat.

And it's easier to exploit them economically.

horonto: I bet she has a bush like a buffalo's forehead.

gold jerry

She needs a man like this:

Bewail? Seriously, bewail?

horonto: I bet she has a bush like a buffalo's forehead.

Awesome.

fritopendejo: ActionJoe: If she does happen to move on and find another guy I hope that guy can find this article. Not just to find out how crazy she is but the fact that she cheated on her husband of 20 years. Anyone who does that is the lowest of the low and really deserves to be alone.

I hope he finds not only the article, but this thread. I haven't been on Fark too long, but this is the most consensus on any topic I have ever seen.

/dumb broad

In fact, someone here should email her a link to this thread. Any takers?

Mnemia: And I don't see the same sort of self-centered egotism among nearly as many younger people.

wow

I say Ian's loss is our gain! Another fine specimen of womanlyness is back on the market!

Be still by beating heart!

wh0mprat: Poohba: This is why it's much better to meet and date foreigners. Most women from Eastern Europe or Asia still have values such as loyalty, and wouldn't pull this kind of childish shiat.

And it's easier to exploit them economically.

But if enough people get into that business, demand will go up and they'll be able to command higher wages and better conditions, and the whole game's up.

/what? It works in sweatshops.

mattymomostl: I tend to agree with the wench, even if she is annoying twat.

Okie doke. You can take her advice and avoid marriage. Meanwhile, I prefer to just be happily married.

fritopendejo: fritopendejo: ActionJoe: If she does happen to move on and find another guy I hope that guy can find this article. Not just to find out how crazy she is but the fact that she cheated on her husband of 20 years. Anyone who does that is the lowest of the low and really deserves to be alone.

I hope he finds not only the article, but this thread. I haven't been on Fark too long, but this is the most consensus on any topic I have ever seen.

/dumb broad

In fact, someone here should email her a link to this thread. Any takers?

Give me the email address.

fritopendejo: fritopendejo: ActionJoe: If she does happen to move on and find another guy I hope that guy can find this article. Not just to find out how crazy she is but the fact that she cheated on her husband of 20 years. Anyone who does that is the lowest of the low and really deserves to be alone.

I hope he finds not only the article, but this thread. I haven't been on Fark too long, but this is the most consensus on any topic I have ever seen.

/dumb broad

In fact, someone here should email her a link to this thread. Any takers?

That may be the best idea I have ever heard in my entire life.

Schagnasty: She's probably a biatch.

Son, I believe we can go way past "probably". Personally, I'm going with man-hating lesbian that won't admit it, constantly seeking the next dick to satisfy that vagina shaped hole in her sanity, never pleased because while each thrust brings her closer to satisfaction she never gets the fulfillment from a man she gets from her shrill harpy fan club who lavish her with me-too praise and affection yet lack the necessary hardware to give her the good deep dicking she'd get just as well from a fisher price toy or produce aisle.

Facts of life, loser.

"Oh, poor me - somehow everything around me went crazy and I accidentally slipped and fell on some random stranger's penis thirty or forty times. I'm not a whore - somehow this is society's fault. Probably men's."

Whore.

fritopendejo: Any takers?

What's the point? She is too deeply in love with herself to let our little jibes slow her roll.

PJ_the_Barbarian: wh0mprat: Poohba: This is why it's much better to meet and date foreigners. Most women from Eastern Europe or Asia still have values such as loyalty, and wouldn't pull this kind of childish shiat.

And it's easier to exploit them economically.

But if enough people get into that business, demand will go up and they'll be able to command higher wages and better conditions, and the whole game's up.

/what? It works in sweatshops.

I'm always kind of appalled when I see a Dateline story on 'marriage tours' of Russia or East Graboslavia or wherever. Because those dudes are always fat. Without exception. And they go on about how American women are all biatchy princesses but that Graboslavian girls are all very sweet and loyal and love you for who you are. They arent' looking for wives, they're looking for daughters they can bone.

I look at them and think "Huh. Couldn't compete in the First World, so they're slumming in the minors".

I've often said that 50% of acts of misogyny are perpetrated by my own gender (yes, female). Thanks for the proof, Subby.

/my Weeners ever! (long time lurker)
///slashies are as fun as they look!!!

paygun: wow

I admit it's anecdotal, and maybe you're right. Maybe it's just a lot more unbecoming to hear a 47 year-old mother with young kids whine about her sex life and justify her cheating than it is a young single person. At some point, you need to take responsibility and commit to the life you've chosen for yourself, if only to not leave a trail of personal destruction in your wake. That point is way before 47 years old and decades into your marriage.

Babies with Rabies: Facts of life, loser.

"Oh, poor me - somehow everything around me went crazy and I accidentally slipped and fell on some random stranger's penis thirty or forty times. I'm not a whore - somehow this is society's fault. Probably men's."

Whore.

Wow, you're bitter.

nopokerface: fritopendejo: Any takers?

What's the point? She is too deeply in love with herself to let our little jibes slow her roll.

Yeah, I doubt it will make her take another look at herself. This kind of family and child destroying self-absorption is clinical.

busy chillin': pnjunction

That cartoon is perfect. i was just talking to a coworker lady and asked her about her 4th of July plans. All of sudden she is telling me about some friends daughter that just got into pharmacy school...I'll stop...about 10 more useless details before she finally says she is going to a lake in Nebraska. Sheesh.


Gah! That's the way my mother and my female relatives all talk. I am too riddled with ADD to follow along, and I know I get that glazed over look in my eyes.

And my hubby has no idea how lucky he is that I'm not a chatterbox, considering I come from a looong line of them.

wh0mprat: I look at them and think "Huh. Couldn't compete in the First World, so they're slumming in the minors".

It worked for Buick.

/Hey o!

IamAwake: In women's-magazine parlance, I did not have the strength to "work on" falling in love again in my marriage. And as Laura Kipnis railed in "Against Love," and as everyone knows, good relationships take work.

I've sincerely, honestly, never understood this line of thinking.

Does she have to "work on" loving her children? People make it all so much more complicated than it is. They somehow lose sight that it's life in general they've lost touch with, not just their husbands.

But you don't understand. Loving someone without thinking about it means that you just naturally treat other human beings with decency and respect. It means that you occasionally think about the needs and wants of others, and empathize with them.

Nope, it's much easier to fark a stranger, go to counseling, and then decide that I WAS VICTIMIZED WHARGGARRBLE and leave your loving husband. Because love is WORK, you see.

/Good for him, she's a biatch
//Maybe she's been a secret biatch for 20 years
/Doubt it

horonto: I bet she has a bush like a buffalo's forehead.

And I bet her business smells like this:

wh0mprat: I look at them and think "Huh. Couldn't compete in the First World, so they're slumming in the minors".

Snrk.

mia fawkes: I've often said that 50% of acts of misogyny are perpetrated by my own gender (yes, female). Thanks for the proof, Subby.

Just to counter balance the chick from the article, I'd like to take this opportunity to welcome you to Fark posting and inform you that my email is located in my profile, should you have excessive self portraits of your body.

Treygreen13: tetsoushima: The real problem (new window)

I'll just leave this here.

Other than the annoying YTMND link, you're partly right. That show is probably responsible for some women feeling like they are a victim when they cheat on their husband/boyfriend.

Sarah Jessica Parker's character is a neurotic cheating skank, and some women relate to that.

People have been cheating since people have been farking. Some of them feel a need to justify it. Others just want to bone and can't help themselves!

wh0mprat: PJ_the_Barbarian: wh0mprat: Poohba: This is why it's much better to meet and date foreigners. Most women from Eastern Europe or Asia still have values such as loyalty, and wouldn't pull this kind of childish shiat.

And it's easier to exploit them economically.

But if enough people get into that business, demand will go up and they'll be able to command higher wages and better conditions, and the whole game's up.

/what? It works in sweatshops.

I'm always kind of appalled when I see a Dateline story on 'marriage tours' of Russia or East Graboslavia or wherever. Because those dudes are always fat. Without exception. And they go on about how American women are all biatchy princesses but that Graboslavian girls are all very sweet and loyal and love you for who you are. They arent' looking for wives, they're looking for daughters they can bone.

I look at them and think "Huh. Couldn't compete in the First World, so they're slumming in the minors".

You're just jealous you aren't banging a hot young Graboslavian wench.

Yeah, lady, we travel for work 20 weeks a year because we want to, not because we have to in order to provide the house with a pool, new SUV, lake house and horses for you and the kids to enjoy.