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(TC Palm) Florida Although chasing your girlfriend around with a machete while drinking a cold Keystone Ice may seem perfectly reasonable to you, it's still against the law. Even in Florida   (tcpalm.com) divider line 68
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jehovahs witness protection [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-02 04:18:13 PM  
gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/kou7o5

Everybody knows when I'm clicking a gorgor link in the office now. The same timing to click, copy, open new tab, paste, then giggle.

/fav'd da gorgor

 
beerrun [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 04:22:40 PM  
johnny_stingray: I don't always drink beer when chasing muchachas with a machete, but when I do, I prefer 'Dos Equiis'.

Stay thirsty, my friends.


Interesting!

 
IExpectAKill 2009-07-02 04:22:56 PM  
Two out of four approve!

img.photobucket.com

 
theorellior 2009-07-02 04:25:22 PM  
Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: Jeff Goldblum is watching Jesus poop in Heaven, now. (and it's freaking Jesus out a little)

Oh, now I know you're making that up. Everyone knows you don't poop in heaven!

 
gorgor 2009-07-02 04:33:04 PM  
jehovahs witness protection: Everybody knows when I'm clicking a gorgor link in the office now. The same timing to click, copy, open new tab, paste, then giggle.

It's hard to mask a good solid snert :)

 
Pmoon 2009-07-02 04:38:18 PM  
Wow, I got filtered. I spelled it with an "a".
She was teaching her spawn that it was okay to throw gum wrappers on my lawn. I am not kidding.

 
Stroke_N_Focus 2009-07-02 04:39:18 PM  
Its florida soo...

www.thelin.net

Listen, Mr.Kansas Florida Law Dog. Law don't go around here. Savvy?

 
EggFool [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 04:39:56 PM  
theorellior: Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: Jeff Goldblum is watching Jesus poop in Heaven, now. (and it's freaking Jesus out a little)

Oh, now I know you're making that up. Everyone knows you don't poop in heaven!


It's rude to talk about poop.

 
gorgor 2009-07-02 04:46:24 PM  
theorellior: Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: Jeff Goldblum is watching Jesus poop in Heaven, now. (and it's freaking Jesus out a little)

Oh, now I know you're making that up. Everyone knows you don't poop in heaven!


whut?
http://tinyurl.com/knrx44
(copy and paste)

 
trippdogg 2009-07-02 04:55:30 PM  
FORT PIERCE - A man accused of chasing his girlfriend with a machete before strolling along Ninth Street drinking from a 16 ounce can of always smooth Keystone Ice is facing charges...

Investigators found Brown walking in the 800 block of Ninth Street, imbibing a cold beer, clearing savoring each ice brewed and never bitter drop.


I think we've found a way to save the newpaper industry...

 
red5ish 2009-07-02 05:07:58 PM  
Investigators didn't find the "machete knife".

We'll find them. It'll be a matter of time to do so.

George Bush May 3, 2003

 
holy cheesecake 2009-07-02 05:08:50 PM  
At least it wasn't warm.

 
Stroke_N_Focus 2009-07-02 05:09:27 PM  
EggFool: theorellior: Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: Jeff Goldblum is watching Jesus poop in Heaven, now. (and it's freaking Jesus out a little)

Oh, now I know you're making that up. Everyone knows you don't poop in heaven!

It's rude to talk about poop.


Everyone Poops.

 
Clever_Screen_Name 2009-07-02 05:46:42 PM  
FTA: "That (expletive) was chasing me with a machete knife," the victim is quoted as yelling.


Am I the only one wondering which expletive was used?

 
red5ish 2009-07-02 05:50:50 PM  
Clever_Screen_Name: FTA: "That (expletive) was chasing me with a machete knife," the victim is quoted as yelling.


Am I the only one wondering which expletive was used?


Probably the N word. Bet that wasn't the one you were thinking of.

 
msheda 2009-07-02 05:56:19 PM  
Was it an expletive, or a noun? Or perhaps an adjective used as a noun?

/programmer, not english major

 
Hop-Frog 2009-07-02 07:14:02 PM  
Cut to the chase.

 
RY28 2009-07-03 11:37:50 AM  
So thats the kind of person who drinks Keystone ? I've seen their adds for years but have never seen anyone buy or consume Keystone.

 
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