Keystone Ice? I don't think so.

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When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife machete and a hard-on keystone light, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!

Statements in the report alternately refer to the weapon as a machete, a knife and a "machete knife."

Well, that clears things up.

Keystone...smooth, even when you aren't.

If my SO was chasing me around with a Keystone Ice and a machete, I'd be more worried they were going to make me drink it, not the impending blade wounds.

Stuff is so horrible, and it never gets better no matter how many you drink, or how many good beers you drink first.

It's not as illegal as what happens when ya catch up to them usually..

This isn't news

gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/kou7o5

Interestingly enough, in Keystone Heights, FL, there is a summer camp called Camp Crystal located on Crystal Lake.

Spoooooooky!

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Ain't that one of them thar illegalalienable rights? Persoot of happyness or something?

+1+1+1 subby

Dewey Cox unavailable for comment.

Isn't this a better case for "while" than for "although?"

So it's the poor choice in malted beverages that's the problem?

Keystone Ice? Surely, this man is insane.

The man tryin to keep us down.

In other news, a sea lion commandeered a boat from the LAPD.
Link

dstanley: So it's the poor choice in malted beverages that's the problem?

well, if it had been a PBR and the machete wielder had a scraggly beard and thick-rimmed glasses, the cops could have assumed he was only doing it "ironically"

Im gunna side with the guy on this one.

Ho spent all her money, and then wanted his. When he would not give her any she started mouthing off. Got what she deserved. And having to put up with women is thirsty business.

I don't always drink beer when chasing muchachas with a machete, but when I do, I prefer 'Dos Equiis'.

Stay thirsty, my friends.

This is an example of more nanny state nonsense. This is nothing more than government trying to criminalize a richly historic and culturally relevant activity of the southern man. The only reason this activity is illegal is because some liberal tripped while partaking and got a cut on his thumb. No one ever gets injured in these games that didn't have it coming.

I think the whole story was fabricated by the makers of "that beer". I will not mention their name in order to avoid furthering their shameless publicity stunt. Really, when is the last time they put the brand name in a drunk guy story?

So much for my weekend plans!

"it's against the law"

Law?!
Law is a human institution.

PJ_the_Barbarian: well, if it had been a PBR

Weird, that's what I was gonna suggest he should have been drinking.

Talk about an Unsmooth Moment^TM!

Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/kou7o5

Interestingly enough, in Keystone Heights, FL, there is a summer camp called Camp Crystal located on Crystal Lake.

Spoooooooky!

Where does Kevin Bacon come into this?

Are you sure thats not legal.

So what, we have to phone our role-play into the cops ahead of time now?

gorgor: Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/kou7o5

Interestingly enough, in Keystone Heights, FL, there is a summer camp called Camp Crystal located on Crystal Lake.

Spoooooooky!

Where does Kevin Bacon come into this?

He's still in bed. He's dead tired.

It's still legal in Georgia though, right?

So I've been doing it wrong this whole time??

Oh what's a little fun and games as long as no one gets stabbed.

Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: gorgor: Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/kou7o5

Interestingly enough, in Keystone Heights, FL, there is a summer camp called Camp Crystal located on Crystal Lake.

Spoooooooky!

Where does Kevin Bacon come into this?

He's still in bed. He's dead tired.

Kevin Bacon died too?

maudibjr: Are you sure thats not legal.

Depends on how far from the trailer the chase went.

Could've been worse. Could've been Cisco.

Makh:
Keystone Ice? Surely, this man is insane.

Clearly he's unstable.

because good is dumb: So I've been doing it wrong this whole time??

Yep, you're supposed to chase her with a club.



/where'd you think the term "go clubbing" came from?
//the more you learn

johnny_stingray: I don't always drink beer when chasing muchachas with a machete, but when I do, I prefer 'Dos Equiis'.

Stay thirsty, my friends.

+3 lol

gorgor: Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: gorgor: Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/kou7o5

Interestingly enough, in Keystone Heights, FL, there is a summer camp called Camp Crystal located on Crystal Lake.

Spoooooooky!

Where does Kevin Bacon come into this?

He's still in bed. He's dead tired.

Kevin Bacon died too?

He and Jeff Goldblum bludgeoned Karl Malden to death and then went off to fulfill their suicide pact in New Zealand. It was all very sordid and sad.

Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: gorgor: Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: gorgor: Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/kou7o5

Interestingly enough, in Keystone Heights, FL, there is a summer camp called Camp Crystal located on Crystal Lake.

Spoooooooky!

Where does Kevin Bacon come into this?

He's still in bed. He's dead tired.

Kevin Bacon died too?

He and Jeff Goldblum bludgeoned Karl Malden to death and then went off to fulfill their suicide pact in New Zealand. It was all very sordid and sad.

I thought Jeff Goldblum was watching me poop.

Keystone ice was the sole culprit for a number of illegal activities on my spring break....

well that and Tanqueray.

gorgor: Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: gorgor: Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: gorgor: Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/kou7o5

Interestingly enough, in Keystone Heights, FL, there is a summer camp called Camp Crystal located on Crystal Lake.

Spoooooooky!

Where does Kevin Bacon come into this?

He's still in bed. He's dead tired.

Kevin Bacon died too?

He and Jeff Goldblum bludgeoned Karl Malden to death and then went off to fulfill their suicide pact in New Zealand. It was all very sordid and sad.

I thought Jeff Goldblum was watching me poop.

Jeff Goldblum is watching Jesus poop in Heaven, now. (and it's freaking Jesus out a little)

What has this country come to that a drunk man can not run around naked with a weapon?

/She probably deserved it.

This is why those people at the BBC were freaking out about that kid buying a machete. Next he'll buy some Keystone Ice, and then look out.

johnny_stingray: I don't always drink beer when chasing muchachas with a machete, but when I do, I prefer 'Dos Equiis'.

Stay thirsty, my friends.

*GOLF CLAP*

So wait, if it was Natty Ice would that be ok? I'm confused here cause you just described my afternoon to me.

I don't think it taste bad. I drink just abouyt anything except coors and miller lite. I had an Old English 800 high gravity the other day. My brother took a sip and almost lost it.

gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/kou7o5

Everybody knows when I'm clicking a gorgor link in the office now. The same timing to click, copy, open new tab, paste, then giggle.

/fav'd da gorgor

johnny_stingray: I don't always drink beer when chasing muchachas with a machete, but when I do, I prefer 'Dos Equiis'.

Stay thirsty, my friends.

Interesting!

Two out of four approve!

Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: Jeff Goldblum is watching Jesus poop in Heaven, now. (and it's freaking Jesus out a little)

Oh, now I know you're making that up. Everyone knows you don't poop in heaven!

jehovahs witness protection: Everybody knows when I'm clicking a gorgor link in the office now. The same timing to click, copy, open new tab, paste, then giggle.

It's hard to mask a good solid snert :)

Wow, I got filtered. I spelled it with an "a".
She was teaching her spawn that it was okay to throw gum wrappers on my lawn. I am not kidding.

Its florida soo...



Listen, Mr.Kansas Florida Law Dog. Law don't go around here. Savvy?

theorellior: Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: Jeff Goldblum is watching Jesus poop in Heaven, now. (and it's freaking Jesus out a little)

Oh, now I know you're making that up. Everyone knows you don't poop in heaven!

It's rude to talk about poop.

theorellior: Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: Jeff Goldblum is watching Jesus poop in Heaven, now. (and it's freaking Jesus out a little)

Oh, now I know you're making that up. Everyone knows you don't poop in heaven!

whut?
http://tinyurl.com/knrx44
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FORT PIERCE - A man accused of chasing his girlfriend with a machete before strolling along Ninth Street drinking from a 16 ounce can of always smooth Keystone Ice is facing charges...

Investigators found Brown walking in the 800 block of Ninth Street, imbibing a cold beer, clearing savoring each ice brewed and never bitter drop.

I think we've found a way to save the newpaper industry...

Investigators didn't find the "machete knife".

We'll find them. It'll be a matter of time to do so.

George Bush May 3, 2003

At least it wasn't warm.

EggFool: theorellior: Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: Jeff Goldblum is watching Jesus poop in Heaven, now. (and it's freaking Jesus out a little)

Oh, now I know you're making that up. Everyone knows you don't poop in heaven!

It's rude to talk about poop.

Everyone Poops.

FTA: "That (expletive) was chasing me with a machete knife," the victim is quoted as yelling.


Am I the only one wondering which expletive was used?

Clever_Screen_Name: FTA: "That (expletive) was chasing me with a machete knife," the victim is quoted as yelling.


Am I the only one wondering which expletive was used?

Probably the N word. Bet that wasn't the one you were thinking of.

Was it an expletive, or a noun? Or perhaps an adjective used as a noun?

/programmer, not english major

Cut to the chase.

So thats the kind of person who drinks Keystone ? I've seen their adds for years but have never seen anyone buy or consume Keystone.