this got greenlit? really?

Can we get some retaliation banning going on here? Maybe starting with Simon Cowell?

Why do we need to be reminded of this? The story isn't new? I'm thinking it's that the mods just like headlines with obscene amounts of sex toys.

Traveling together, no doubt.

it's a savage nation

So I shouldn't vacation in Gateshead?

So this is UK's Delaware?

FTA: A foreigner who wanted to spend a week in England's north country was denied entry after officials claimed it was "not credible" for anyone to want to spend a week in Gateshead.

When they ban Barack Obama, I'll know they really have it right.

Fo Shizzle?

I would welcome a ban from the UK, no use for you limeys anyways.

I have a stopover flight to catch in the horrible country. Hope I can get through without trouble.

mlitt1124: Fo Shizzle?

YA RIZZLE

Let me make this clear, internet nerds...

When I come back to this thread in fifteen minutes it better be full of Brazillian hotties with sex toys.



/The stripper from that brazillian children's show.

More names they left out of the article
11. Adolf Hitler
12. Napoleon Bonaparte

No snoop for you!

It's frankly hard to believe that any country would want to ban Martha

Why? Is it unusual for people convicted of crimes to be denied entry to some countries, U.S. included?

Airport Security - "Anything to declare?"

Cousin Avi - "Don't visit London"

I also am waiting to see what a Brazilian tart with a suitcase full of sex toys might look like...

They all need to be banned from the US. All they want to do is come over here, take over our favourite watering hole and then burn it down for insurance money:

Sampson Obama?

"I wanna talk to SAMPSON!"

4 comments in and no pictures yet of hot, banninatable Brazilian women?

I'll start:





And of course, a little NSFW-ish pic.

/Hot like them.

Subby, you said 10 people, when clearly there's a brazillion.

/rimshot
//ducks

How can I get on the list?

Man, those comments stack up quick. Note to self: don't put a number unless it comes with a pic attached. Of the number.

"I'm familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda"

Did they actually imply ownership of the dildos? Or did they refer to them as "some dildos"?

Shatner's Bassoon: It's frankly hard to believe that any country would want to ban Martha

Why? Is it unusual for people convicted of crimes to be denied entry to some countries, U.S. included?

Yup - canada is one too...

Those guys are dicks! You mistake one Buckingham Palace guard shack for a port-a-potty and they get all bent out of shape about it.

One wonders why a tiny island that has been destroying itself from the inside out for the last four hundred years would care. I think that's how most rational people judge very petty moves like this.

They misspelled Geert.

Of course, this means war.

lajimi: How can I get on the list?

Commit a few felonies. That usually works.

I'm fairly certain the American Dental Association is more than one person.

Ten people banned from visiting the UK, including Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg, and some Brazilian tart with a suitcase full of sex toys

Ronaldinho?

This is my F5 thread, farkers... get busy with those Brazilian women

Dear Brazilian Prostitutes:

I'm sorry you were denied entrance to the UK. If you're looking for a nice place to visit, however, there's room in my apartment! Seeking 3-4 for maid, cleaning, cooking, and other services. Send a photo with your application, trannies need not apply.

Sincerely,

HMS_Blinkin

utardsRock: This is my F5 thread, farkers... get busy with those Brazilian women

Wow that is a lot of women, how do you find the time?

I'm offering political asylum to kinky Brazilian tarts. First come, first served

a dirty little back lane out of Newcastle, no true civilization could have produced such a town, it appears to have been designed by an enemy of the human race, Gateshead is the home of the MetroCentre, the largest shopping centre in the European Union.

/no desire to visit, evar!

EZ Writer: So this is UK's Delaware?

FTA: A foreigner who wanted to spend a week in England's north country was denied entry after officials claimed it was "not credible" for anyone to want to spend a week in Gateshead.

Sounds like something out of a Douglas Adams book.

I'm at work, so, clearly I can't GIS it, but I think this thread is screaming for a "what a suitcase full of sex toys may look like" pic.

thanks in advance...

bottsicus: I'm at work, so, clearly I can't GIS it, but I think this thread is screaming for a "what a suitcase full of sex toys may look like" pic.

thanks in advance...

Random Guy: utardsRock: This is my F5 thread, farkers... get busy with those Brazilian women

Wow that is a lot of women, how do you find the time?

it's a love affair, jebus and my hotrod... I meant YOU PEOPLE (racist pun intended) post moooooaaaar Brazilian women... not me, silly... I only have pics of Asian women

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: EZ Writer: So this is UK's Delaware?

FTA: A foreigner who wanted to spend a week in England's north country was denied entry after officials claimed it was "not credible" for anyone to want to spend a week in Gateshead.

Sounds like something out of a Douglas Adams book.

Absolutely! Your Jib, I like the cut of it.

Now where is that gorgor...

epic win in 3... 2... 1...

bottsicus: I'm at work, so, clearly I can't GIS it, but I think this thread is screaming for a "what a suitcase full of sex toys may look like" pic.

thanks in advance...

An artist's conception of what a tart and a Brazillion sex toys may look like.

oops. sorry for the doublepost. let's try this:


what the owner of a suitcase full of sex toys might look like:

Tony Van Morrison Quote 2009-07-02 02:06:44 PM
Airport Security - "Anything to declare?"

Cousin Avi - "Don't visit London" Yeah, don't go to England.

FTFY

Foaming: Those guys are dicks! You mistake one Buckingham Palace guard shack for a port-a-potty and they get all bent out of shape about it.

At least you didn't try to use the fuzzy hat as toilet paper.