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(Wall Street Journal) Amusing Ten people banned from visiting the UK, including Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg, and some Brazilian tart with a suitcase full of sex toys   (online.wsj.com) divider line 93
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bulok 2009-07-02 01:58:12 PM  
this got greenlit? really?

 
AnubisMan 2009-07-02 01:58:33 PM  
Can we get some retaliation banning going on here? Maybe starting with Simon Cowell?

 
cuinn 2009-07-02 01:59:35 PM  
Why do we need to be reminded of this? The story isn't new? I'm thinking it's that the mods just like headlines with obscene amounts of sex toys.

 
dabbletech [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 01:59:41 PM  
Traveling together, no doubt.

 
SobrietyFighter 2009-07-02 02:00:31 PM  
it's a savage nation

 
Shrinkwrap 2009-07-02 02:00:47 PM  
So I shouldn't vacation in Gateshead?

 
EZ Writer 2009-07-02 02:01:37 PM  
So this is UK's Delaware?

FTA: A foreigner who wanted to spend a week in England's north country was denied entry after officials claimed it was "not credible" for anyone to want to spend a week in Gateshead.

 
outlanderreader 2009-07-02 02:02:11 PM  
When they ban Barack Obama, I'll know they really have it right.

 
mlitt1124 2009-07-02 02:03:16 PM  
Fo Shizzle?

 
I_Should_Be_Working_Right_Now 2009-07-02 02:03:44 PM  
I would welcome a ban from the UK, no use for you limeys anyways.

 
Pechorin 2009-07-02 02:05:08 PM  
I have a stopover flight to catch in the horrible country. Hope I can get through without trouble.

 
UsikFark 2009-07-02 02:05:25 PM  
mlitt1124: Fo Shizzle?

YA RIZZLE

 
Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom 2009-07-02 02:05:27 PM  
Let me make this clear, internet nerds...

When I come back to this thread in fifteen minutes it better be full of Brazillian hotties with sex toys.

finissimo.com.br

/The stripper from that brazillian children's show.

 
Bermuda59 2009-07-02 02:06:09 PM  
More names they left out of the article
11. Adolf Hitler
12. Napoleon Bonaparte

 
Ambitwistor 2009-07-02 02:06:31 PM  
No snoop for you!

 
Shatner's Bassoon [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 02:06:37 PM  
It's frankly hard to believe that any country would want to ban Martha

Why? Is it unusual for people convicted of crimes to be denied entry to some countries, U.S. included?

 
Tony Van Morrison 2009-07-02 02:06:44 PM  
Airport Security - "Anything to declare?"

Cousin Avi - "Don't visit London"

 
mytdawg 2009-07-02 02:07:12 PM  
I also am waiting to see what a Brazilian tart with a suitcase full of sex toys might look like...

 
sboyle1020 2009-07-02 02:07:25 PM  
They all need to be banned from the US. All they want to do is come over here, take over our favourite watering hole and then burn it down for insurance money:

ramblestrip.com

 
teke184 2009-07-02 02:08:43 PM  
Sampson Obama?

"I wanna talk to SAMPSON!"

 
The Florida Tag 2009-07-02 02:09:44 PM  
4 comments in and no pictures yet of hot, banninatable Brazilian women?

I'll start:

www.travelguideformen.com

www.brazilcarnivaltravel.com

And of course, a little NSFW-ish pic.

/Hot like them.

 
PimpJuice [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 02:10:55 PM  
Subby, you said 10 people, when clearly there's a brazillion.

/rimshot
//ducks

 
lajimi [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 02:10:59 PM  
How can I get on the list?

 
The Florida Tag 2009-07-02 02:11:14 PM  
Man, those comments stack up quick. Note to self: don't put a number unless it comes with a pic attached. Of the number.

 
darghon 2009-07-02 02:11:34 PM  
"I'm familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda"

 
serial_crusher [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 02:12:18 PM  
Did they actually imply ownership of the dildos? Or did they refer to them as "some dildos"?

 
i.r.id10t 2009-07-02 02:13:00 PM  
Shatner's Bassoon: It's frankly hard to believe that any country would want to ban Martha

Why? Is it unusual for people convicted of crimes to be denied entry to some countries, U.S. included?


Yup - canada is one too...

 
Foaming [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 02:13:58 PM  
Those guys are dicks! You mistake one Buckingham Palace guard shack for a port-a-potty and they get all bent out of shape about it.

 
GratuityIncluded 2009-07-02 02:14:04 PM  
One wonders why a tiny island that has been destroying itself from the inside out for the last four hundred years would care. I think that's how most rational people judge very petty moves like this.

 
give me doughnuts [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 02:15:53 PM  
They misspelled Geert.

 
tinyarena 2009-07-02 02:16:09 PM  
Of course, this means war.

 
1000Monkeys 2009-07-02 02:16:53 PM  
lajimi: How can I get on the list?

Commit a few felonies. That usually works.

 
Nocens 2009-07-02 02:17:11 PM  
I'm fairly certain the American Dental Association is more than one person.

 
PullmyHair 2009-07-02 02:20:25 PM  
Ten people banned from visiting the UK, including Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg, and some Brazilian tart with a suitcase full of sex toys

Ronaldinho?

 
utardsRock 2009-07-02 02:21:32 PM  
This is my F5 thread, farkers... get busy with those Brazilian women

 
HMS_Blinkin 2009-07-02 02:23:45 PM  
Dear Brazilian Prostitutes:

I'm sorry you were denied entrance to the UK. If you're looking for a nice place to visit, however, there's room in my apartment! Seeking 3-4 for maid, cleaning, cooking, and other services. Send a photo with your application, trannies need not apply.

Sincerely,

HMS_Blinkin

 
Random Guy 2009-07-02 02:24:02 PM  
utardsRock: This is my F5 thread, farkers... get busy with those Brazilian women

Wow that is a lot of women, how do you find the time?

 
Phletchengreuber [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 02:24:35 PM  
I'm offering political asylum to kinky Brazilian tarts. First come, first served

 
art2go [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 02:24:44 PM  
a dirty little back lane out of Newcastle, no true civilization could have produced such a town, it appears to have been designed by an enemy of the human race, Gateshead is the home of the MetroCentre, the largest shopping centre in the European Union.

/no desire to visit, evar!

 
Harvey Manfrenjensenjen 2009-07-02 02:25:38 PM  
EZ Writer: So this is UK's Delaware?

FTA: A foreigner who wanted to spend a week in England's north country was denied entry after officials claimed it was "not credible" for anyone to want to spend a week in Gateshead.


Sounds like something out of a Douglas Adams book.

 
bottsicus 2009-07-02 02:26:49 PM  
I'm at work, so, clearly I can't GIS it, but I think this thread is screaming for a "what a suitcase full of sex toys may look like" pic.

thanks in advance...

 
heavythumb 2009-07-02 02:28:22 PM  
bottsicus: I'm at work, so, clearly I can't GIS it, but I think this thread is screaming for a "what a suitcase full of sex toys may look like" pic.

thanks in advance...


images.inmagine.com

 
utardsRock 2009-07-02 02:28:37 PM  
Random Guy: utardsRock: This is my F5 thread, farkers... get busy with those Brazilian women

Wow that is a lot of women, how do you find the time?


it's a love affair, jebus and my hotrod... I meant YOU PEOPLE (racist pun intended) post moooooaaaar Brazilian women... not me, silly... I only have pics of Asian women

 
EZ Writer 2009-07-02 02:29:15 PM  
Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: EZ Writer: So this is UK's Delaware?

FTA: A foreigner who wanted to spend a week in England's north country was denied entry after officials claimed it was "not credible" for anyone to want to spend a week in Gateshead.

Sounds like something out of a Douglas Adams book.


Absolutely! Your Jib, I like the cut of it.

 
utardsRock 2009-07-02 02:29:57 PM  
Now where is that gorgor...

epic win in 3... 2... 1...

 
heavythumb 2009-07-02 02:31:21 PM  
bottsicus: I'm at work, so, clearly I can't GIS it, but I think this thread is screaming for a "what a suitcase full of sex toys may look like" pic.

thanks in advance...


images.inmagine.com

 
CrankMyBlueSax 2009-07-02 02:31:46 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

An artist's conception of what a tart and a Brazillion sex toys may look like.

 
heavythumb 2009-07-02 02:32:38 PM  
oops. sorry for the doublepost. let's try this:


what the owner of a suitcase full of sex toys might look like:

puntoggi.files.wordpress.com

 
Igor Jakovsky [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-02 02:33:19 PM  
Tony Van Morrison Quote 2009-07-02 02:06:44 PM
Airport Security - "Anything to declare?"

Cousin Avi - "Don't visit London"
Yeah, don't go to England.

FTFY

 
Ashelth 2009-07-02 02:35:04 PM  
Foaming: Those guys are dicks! You mistake one Buckingham Palace guard shack for a port-a-potty and they get all bent out of shape about it.

At least you didn't try to use the fuzzy hat as toilet paper.

 
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