Brazilian or sand?



/1 poke in, 1 poke out, cuts like a diamond.

10. A Random Tourist

Yeah, I farking hate that guy.

art2go: Brazilian or sand?

*fap*

bulok: this got greenlit? really?

It mentions Obama's brother, thus giving the butthurt folks something else to obsess over.

OK so I could kind of see why Michael Savage was banned.. I did not like it but I could see why.. BUT MARTHA STEWART? What are ya afraid she will teach everyone to decorate?

1000Monkeys: lajimi: How can I get on the list?

Commit a few felonies. That usually works.

I forgot to mention: get caught. That's pretty crucial.

/ It's easy from there

10. A Random Tourist

I thank you for that advice about visiting, we enjoyed the airport much better than that area anyways.

But they allow Muslim radicals?

What a Brazilian tart may look like.

That's a lotta tarts.

jehovahs witness protection: But they allow Muslim radicals?

No they don't.

UK Banned list includes Muslim Radicals, Skinheads

Do NOT GIS "Brazilian sex toys"

Egads

Continuing on with the 'hot brazilian girl' shenanigans...



/However
//Be wary of anyone during Carnaval

mytdawg: Do NOT GIS "Brazilian sex toys"

Egads

Yeah, but you had to kind of expect that. I mean it wasn't like searching soft fluffy bunnies.

Cup_O_Jo: OK so I could kind of see why Michael Savage was banned.. I did not like it but I could see why.. BUT MARTHA STEWART? What are ya afraid she will teach everyone to decorate?

She was actually convicted of something. Personally, I think her ban was more justified than Michael Savage's though both are pretty stupid.

Still, this is a petty issue since "entry into any country you want" isn't widely regarded as a human right.

so, this shiat again.

I guess it's not any of my business because it's not my country, but if Jaqcui Smith represented me in any capacity I'd be pretty unhappy and embarrassed about that.

Same girl?



Miss Woodruff South Carolina beauty contestant

As a Brazilian tart, I'm getting a kick out of these repli........
CygnusDarius: Continuing on with the 'hot brazilian girl' shenanigans...

/However
//Be wary of anyone during Carnaval

ZOMG! BRAIN NOT WORKING. DURRRRR, HURRRRRRRRR .......... UNBELIEVABLE HOTNESS!!!!

Blowmonkey: mytdawg: Do NOT GIS "Brazilian sex toys"

Egads

Yeah, but you had to kind of expect that. I mean it wasn't like searching soft fluffy bunnies.

Just didn't expect that kind of consistency...

Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom: Let me make this clear, internet nerds...

When I come back to this thread in fifteen minutes it better be full of Brazillian hotties with sex toys.



/The stripper from that brazillian children's show.


XUXA used to have a show on telemundo when i was little. (at least i think it was telemundo) my parents wouldn't let me watch local TV.

Anyway, she used to sing these songs that us little girls would love. One was "IARIARIARIE O O O" and the other one was "A mi me gusta andar con pelo suelto" and to this song, the typical dance was just head banging in a way that your hair would fall out of whatever clasp/barrette/scrunchie you were wearing.

good fun

she even had Keds with her name on it.

XUXA was an idol to many young latina girls. I just never knew til now she was Brazilian. Makes sense. She looks good still(for all i know she could have been 16 when i was 7 but at that age everyone looks old). Assuming of course it's the same Xuxa.

CygnusDarius: Continuing on with the 'hot brazilian girl' shenanigans...



/However
//Be wary of anyone during Carnaval

Worth it anyways.

art2go: Brazilian or sand?



/1 poke in, 1 poke out, cuts like a diamond.

that yellow thing sticking out of the ground looks like an evidence marker. are you sure that's not a corpse?

also nice ass.

as a hispanic female, im very upset at inheriting my very white mother's noassatall disease.

Cup_O_Jo
OK so I could kind of see why Michael Savage was banned.. I did not like it but I could see why.. BUT MARTHA STEWART? What are ya afraid she will teach everyone to decorate?

She's a witch. Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness.

CygnusDarius: Continuing on with the 'hot brazilian girl' shenanigans...



/However
//Be wary of anyone during Carnaval with a penis

/FTFY

Phletchengreuber: I'm offering political asylum to kinky Brazilian tarts. First come served, first served come, first nap.

FTFE

Brazilian Tarts?

How many Rhode Islands is a Brazillion?

specialk111: That's a lotta tarts.

Came here for this.

/Leaving satisfied
//more Xuxa, please

Butterflew: Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom: Let me make this clear, internet nerds...

When I come back to this thread in fifteen minutes it better be full of Brazillian hotties with sex toys.



/The stripper from that brazillian children's show.


XUXA used to have a show on telemundo when i was little. (at least i think it was telemundo) my parents wouldn't let me watch local TV.

Anyway, she used to sing these songs that us little girls would love. One was "IARIARIARIE O O O" and the other one was "A mi me gusta andar con pelo suelto" and to this song, the typical dance was just head banging in a way that your hair would fall out of whatever clasp/barrette/scrunchie you were wearing.

good fun

she even had Keds with her name on it.

XUXA was an idol to many young latina girls. I just never knew til now she was Brazilian. Makes sense. She looks good still(for all i know she could have been 16 when i was 7 but at that age everyone looks old). Assuming of course it's the same Xuxa.

Xuxa was born in 1963 so she'd have been in her mid twenties when you were 7. You were watching old re-runs of her show. Her popularity however had not faded and apparently still hasn't. I've seen re-runs of her show as recently as six months ago on the local hispanic channel. Heck, about 5 years ago it was running on the pbs affiliate out here in the mornings after lazy town. (My niece couldn't get enough of either of them)

PJ_the_Barbarian: I guess it's not any of my business because it's not my country, but if Jaqcui Smith represented me in any capacity I'd be pretty unhappy and embarrassed about that.

Fair point and politely put PJ. Yes it is embarrassing. I, personally, suspect that she is just there because of tokenism rather than her merits.

And fire the Immigration service. What have they ever done for us? Fire Brigade rescue people, Ambulance Paramedics save lives, even the Police have their moments, but Immigration? Terrorise families of asylum seekers and try to send them back to be tortured some more. frkk'em. Bunch of leeches.
And the bloody customs too.

bulok: this got greenlit? really?

I don't know, the last one on the list (from TFA I mean ) is pretty funny.

cuinn: Cup_O_Jo
OK so I could kind of see why Michael Savage was banned.. I did not like it but I could see why.. BUT MARTHA STEWART? What are ya afraid she will teach everyone to decorate?

She's a witch. Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness.

Forget Martha Stewart I am going to steal your puppy..

Butterflew: art2go: Brazilian or sand?



/1 poke in, 1 poke out, cuts like a diamond.

that yellow thing sticking out of the ground looks like an evidence marker. are you sure that's not a corpse?

also nice ass.

as a half hispanic female, im very upset at inheriting my very white mother's noassatall disease.

There ya go.

At least two of those on the banned list have been dead for three decades.

Maybe they meant Zombie-Pablo Neruda. A zombie reciting surreal poetry (in Spanish) would be surreal.

More names they left out of the article
11. Adolf Hitler
12. Napoleon Bonaparte

But they let Rudolf Hess in. Link (new window).

/In kind of a "Hotel California" way.

Blowmonkey: soft fluffy bunnies

I found this in a GIS for soft fluffy bunnies.

art2go: Brazilian or sand?



/1 poke in, 1 poke out, cuts like a diamond.

Awesome picture. Two more angles here: (new window)

/Anything made of sand is automatically safe for work?

Well, that didn't work.

Link

damn, this makes the UK sound like it's full of prissy-ass biatches.

brainiac-dumdum: damn, this makes the UK sound like it's full of prissy-ass biatches.

Yeah, the US welcomes everyone with open arms and only keeps out those who represent a major threat.



Some of these may be dumb, some not so. I'm kind of glad that Martha Stewart is banned. It's good to see that in the UK, being white and rich doesn't give you immunity from the consequences of your actions.

Oh come on. It's patently obvious that any foreign national who presents at Immigration claiming to "want" to be on this misbegotten, soggy, envious farking island is by definition delusional and must therefore be refused entry. For their own good.

/Fat lot of thanks we get, too
//Just trying to help out

FTA: More from Mental Floss

* Nine Child Prodigies (Who Actually Ended Up Doing Something)
* Six Movies With Far More Depressing Alternate Endings
* Three Controversial Maps

...when did the WSJ turn into Cracked?

Shugyosha: brainiac-dumdum: damn, this makes the UK sound like it's full of prissy-ass biatches.

Yeah, the US welcomes everyone with open arms and only keeps out those who represent a major threat.

Some of these may be dumb, some not so. I'm kind of glad that Martha Stewart is banned. It's good to see that in the UK, being white and rich doesn't give you immunity from the consequences of your actionsgets you treated like a second class citizen.

FTFM.

Seriously, the only way to be treated decently is if you are not white and a "miniority". It almost to the stage that white is the miniority these days.