this got greenlit? really?

Can we get some retaliation banning going on here? Maybe starting with Simon Cowell?

Why do we need to be reminded of this? The story isn't new? I'm thinking it's that the mods just like headlines with obscene amounts of sex toys.

Traveling together, no doubt.

it's a savage nation

So I shouldn't vacation in Gateshead?

So this is UK's Delaware?

FTA: A foreigner who wanted to spend a week in England's north country was denied entry after officials claimed it was "not credible" for anyone to want to spend a week in Gateshead.

When they ban Barack Obama, I'll know they really have it right.

Fo Shizzle?

I would welcome a ban from the UK, no use for you limeys anyways.

I have a stopover flight to catch in the horrible country. Hope I can get through without trouble.

mlitt1124: Fo Shizzle?

YA RIZZLE

Let me make this clear, internet nerds...

When I come back to this thread in fifteen minutes it better be full of Brazillian hotties with sex toys.



/The stripper from that brazillian children's show.

More names they left out of the article
11. Adolf Hitler
12. Napoleon Bonaparte

No snoop for you!

It's frankly hard to believe that any country would want to ban Martha

Why? Is it unusual for people convicted of crimes to be denied entry to some countries, U.S. included?

Airport Security - "Anything to declare?"

Cousin Avi - "Don't visit London"

I also am waiting to see what a Brazilian tart with a suitcase full of sex toys might look like...

They all need to be banned from the US. All they want to do is come over here, take over our favourite watering hole and then burn it down for insurance money:

Sampson Obama?

"I wanna talk to SAMPSON!"

4 comments in and no pictures yet of hot, banninatable Brazilian women?

I'll start:





And of course, a little NSFW-ish pic.

/Hot like them.

Subby, you said 10 people, when clearly there's a brazillion.

/rimshot
//ducks

How can I get on the list?

Man, those comments stack up quick. Note to self: don't put a number unless it comes with a pic attached. Of the number.

"I'm familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda"

Did they actually imply ownership of the dildos? Or did they refer to them as "some dildos"?

Shatner's Bassoon: It's frankly hard to believe that any country would want to ban Martha

Why? Is it unusual for people convicted of crimes to be denied entry to some countries, U.S. included?

Yup - canada is one too...

Those guys are dicks! You mistake one Buckingham Palace guard shack for a port-a-potty and they get all bent out of shape about it.

One wonders why a tiny island that has been destroying itself from the inside out for the last four hundred years would care. I think that's how most rational people judge very petty moves like this.

They misspelled Geert.

Of course, this means war.

lajimi: How can I get on the list?

Commit a few felonies. That usually works.

I'm fairly certain the American Dental Association is more than one person.

Ten people banned from visiting the UK, including Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg, and some Brazilian tart with a suitcase full of sex toys

Ronaldinho?

This is my F5 thread, farkers... get busy with those Brazilian women

Dear Brazilian Prostitutes:

I'm sorry you were denied entrance to the UK. If you're looking for a nice place to visit, however, there's room in my apartment! Seeking 3-4 for maid, cleaning, cooking, and other services. Send a photo with your application, trannies need not apply.

Sincerely,

HMS_Blinkin

utardsRock: This is my F5 thread, farkers... get busy with those Brazilian women

Wow that is a lot of women, how do you find the time?

I'm offering political asylum to kinky Brazilian tarts. First come, first served

a dirty little back lane out of Newcastle, no true civilization could have produced such a town, it appears to have been designed by an enemy of the human race, Gateshead is the home of the MetroCentre, the largest shopping centre in the European Union.

/no desire to visit, evar!

EZ Writer: So this is UK's Delaware?

FTA: A foreigner who wanted to spend a week in England's north country was denied entry after officials claimed it was "not credible" for anyone to want to spend a week in Gateshead.

Sounds like something out of a Douglas Adams book.

I'm at work, so, clearly I can't GIS it, but I think this thread is screaming for a "what a suitcase full of sex toys may look like" pic.

thanks in advance...

bottsicus: I'm at work, so, clearly I can't GIS it, but I think this thread is screaming for a "what a suitcase full of sex toys may look like" pic.

thanks in advance...

Random Guy: utardsRock: This is my F5 thread, farkers... get busy with those Brazilian women

Wow that is a lot of women, how do you find the time?

it's a love affair, jebus and my hotrod... I meant YOU PEOPLE (racist pun intended) post moooooaaaar Brazilian women... not me, silly... I only have pics of Asian women

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: EZ Writer: So this is UK's Delaware?

FTA: A foreigner who wanted to spend a week in England's north country was denied entry after officials claimed it was "not credible" for anyone to want to spend a week in Gateshead.

Sounds like something out of a Douglas Adams book.

Absolutely! Your Jib, I like the cut of it.

Now where is that gorgor...

epic win in 3... 2... 1...

bottsicus: I'm at work, so, clearly I can't GIS it, but I think this thread is screaming for a "what a suitcase full of sex toys may look like" pic.

thanks in advance...

An artist's conception of what a tart and a Brazillion sex toys may look like.

oops. sorry for the doublepost. let's try this:


what the owner of a suitcase full of sex toys might look like:

Tony Van Morrison Quote 2009-07-02 02:06:44 PM
Airport Security - "Anything to declare?"

Cousin Avi - "Don't visit London" Yeah, don't go to England.

FTFY

Foaming: Those guys are dicks! You mistake one Buckingham Palace guard shack for a port-a-potty and they get all bent out of shape about it.

At least you didn't try to use the fuzzy hat as toilet paper.

Brazilian or sand?



/1 poke in, 1 poke out, cuts like a diamond.

10. A Random Tourist

Yeah, I farking hate that guy.

art2go: Brazilian or sand?

*fap*

bulok: this got greenlit? really?

It mentions Obama's brother, thus giving the butthurt folks something else to obsess over.

OK so I could kind of see why Michael Savage was banned.. I did not like it but I could see why.. BUT MARTHA STEWART? What are ya afraid she will teach everyone to decorate?

1000Monkeys: lajimi: How can I get on the list?

Commit a few felonies. That usually works.

I forgot to mention: get caught. That's pretty crucial.

/ It's easy from there

10. A Random Tourist

I thank you for that advice about visiting, we enjoyed the airport much better than that area anyways.

But they allow Muslim radicals?

What a Brazilian tart may look like.

That's a lotta tarts.

jehovahs witness protection: But they allow Muslim radicals?

No they don't.

UK Banned list includes Muslim Radicals, Skinheads

Do NOT GIS "Brazilian sex toys"

Egads

Continuing on with the 'hot brazilian girl' shenanigans...



/However
//Be wary of anyone during Carnaval

mytdawg: Do NOT GIS "Brazilian sex toys"

Egads

Yeah, but you had to kind of expect that. I mean it wasn't like searching soft fluffy bunnies.

Cup_O_Jo: OK so I could kind of see why Michael Savage was banned.. I did not like it but I could see why.. BUT MARTHA STEWART? What are ya afraid she will teach everyone to decorate?

She was actually convicted of something. Personally, I think her ban was more justified than Michael Savage's though both are pretty stupid.

Still, this is a petty issue since "entry into any country you want" isn't widely regarded as a human right.

so, this shiat again.

I guess it's not any of my business because it's not my country, but if Jaqcui Smith represented me in any capacity I'd be pretty unhappy and embarrassed about that.

Same girl?



Miss Woodruff South Carolina beauty contestant

As a Brazilian tart, I'm getting a kick out of these repli........
CygnusDarius: Continuing on with the 'hot brazilian girl' shenanigans...

/However
//Be wary of anyone during Carnaval

ZOMG! BRAIN NOT WORKING. DURRRRR, HURRRRRRRRR .......... UNBELIEVABLE HOTNESS!!!!

Blowmonkey: mytdawg: Do NOT GIS "Brazilian sex toys"

Egads

Yeah, but you had to kind of expect that. I mean it wasn't like searching soft fluffy bunnies.

Just didn't expect that kind of consistency...

Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom: Let me make this clear, internet nerds...

When I come back to this thread in fifteen minutes it better be full of Brazillian hotties with sex toys.



/The stripper from that brazillian children's show.


XUXA used to have a show on telemundo when i was little. (at least i think it was telemundo) my parents wouldn't let me watch local TV.

Anyway, she used to sing these songs that us little girls would love. One was "IARIARIARIE O O O" and the other one was "A mi me gusta andar con pelo suelto" and to this song, the typical dance was just head banging in a way that your hair would fall out of whatever clasp/barrette/scrunchie you were wearing.

good fun

she even had Keds with her name on it.

XUXA was an idol to many young latina girls. I just never knew til now she was Brazilian. Makes sense. She looks good still(for all i know she could have been 16 when i was 7 but at that age everyone looks old). Assuming of course it's the same Xuxa.

CygnusDarius: Continuing on with the 'hot brazilian girl' shenanigans...



/However
//Be wary of anyone during Carnaval

Worth it anyways.

art2go: Brazilian or sand?



/1 poke in, 1 poke out, cuts like a diamond.

that yellow thing sticking out of the ground looks like an evidence marker. are you sure that's not a corpse?

also nice ass.

as a hispanic female, im very upset at inheriting my very white mother's noassatall disease.

Cup_O_Jo
OK so I could kind of see why Michael Savage was banned.. I did not like it but I could see why.. BUT MARTHA STEWART? What are ya afraid she will teach everyone to decorate?

She's a witch. Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness.

CygnusDarius: Continuing on with the 'hot brazilian girl' shenanigans...



/However
//Be wary of anyone during Carnaval with a penis

/FTFY

Phletchengreuber: I'm offering political asylum to kinky Brazilian tarts. First come served, first served come, first nap.

FTFE

Brazilian Tarts?

How many Rhode Islands is a Brazillion?

specialk111: That's a lotta tarts.

Came here for this.

/Leaving satisfied
//more Xuxa, please

Butterflew: Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom: Let me make this clear, internet nerds...

When I come back to this thread in fifteen minutes it better be full of Brazillian hotties with sex toys.



/The stripper from that brazillian children's show.


XUXA used to have a show on telemundo when i was little. (at least i think it was telemundo) my parents wouldn't let me watch local TV.

Anyway, she used to sing these songs that us little girls would love. One was "IARIARIARIE O O O" and the other one was "A mi me gusta andar con pelo suelto" and to this song, the typical dance was just head banging in a way that your hair would fall out of whatever clasp/barrette/scrunchie you were wearing.

good fun

she even had Keds with her name on it.

XUXA was an idol to many young latina girls. I just never knew til now she was Brazilian. Makes sense. She looks good still(for all i know she could have been 16 when i was 7 but at that age everyone looks old). Assuming of course it's the same Xuxa.

Xuxa was born in 1963 so she'd have been in her mid twenties when you were 7. You were watching old re-runs of her show. Her popularity however had not faded and apparently still hasn't. I've seen re-runs of her show as recently as six months ago on the local hispanic channel. Heck, about 5 years ago it was running on the pbs affiliate out here in the mornings after lazy town. (My niece couldn't get enough of either of them)

PJ_the_Barbarian: I guess it's not any of my business because it's not my country, but if Jaqcui Smith represented me in any capacity I'd be pretty unhappy and embarrassed about that.

Fair point and politely put PJ. Yes it is embarrassing. I, personally, suspect that she is just there because of tokenism rather than her merits.

And fire the Immigration service. What have they ever done for us? Fire Brigade rescue people, Ambulance Paramedics save lives, even the Police have their moments, but Immigration? Terrorise families of asylum seekers and try to send them back to be tortured some more. frkk'em. Bunch of leeches.
And the bloody customs too.

bulok: this got greenlit? really?

I don't know, the last one on the list (from TFA I mean ) is pretty funny.

cuinn: Cup_O_Jo
OK so I could kind of see why Michael Savage was banned.. I did not like it but I could see why.. BUT MARTHA STEWART? What are ya afraid she will teach everyone to decorate?

She's a witch. Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness.

Forget Martha Stewart I am going to steal your puppy..

Butterflew: art2go: Brazilian or sand?



/1 poke in, 1 poke out, cuts like a diamond.

that yellow thing sticking out of the ground looks like an evidence marker. are you sure that's not a corpse?

also nice ass.

as a half hispanic female, im very upset at inheriting my very white mother's noassatall disease.

There ya go.

At least two of those on the banned list have been dead for three decades.

Maybe they meant Zombie-Pablo Neruda. A zombie reciting surreal poetry (in Spanish) would be surreal.

More names they left out of the article
11. Adolf Hitler
12. Napoleon Bonaparte

But they let Rudolf Hess in. Link (new window).

/In kind of a "Hotel California" way.

Blowmonkey: soft fluffy bunnies

I found this in a GIS for soft fluffy bunnies.

art2go: Brazilian or sand?



/1 poke in, 1 poke out, cuts like a diamond.

Awesome picture. Two more angles here: (new window)

/Anything made of sand is automatically safe for work?

Well, that didn't work.

Link

damn, this makes the UK sound like it's full of prissy-ass biatches.

brainiac-dumdum: damn, this makes the UK sound like it's full of prissy-ass biatches.

Yeah, the US welcomes everyone with open arms and only keeps out those who represent a major threat.



Some of these may be dumb, some not so. I'm kind of glad that Martha Stewart is banned. It's good to see that in the UK, being white and rich doesn't give you immunity from the consequences of your actions.

Oh come on. It's patently obvious that any foreign national who presents at Immigration claiming to "want" to be on this misbegotten, soggy, envious farking island is by definition delusional and must therefore be refused entry. For their own good.

/Fat lot of thanks we get, too
//Just trying to help out

FTA: More from Mental Floss

* Nine Child Prodigies (Who Actually Ended Up Doing Something)
* Six Movies With Far More Depressing Alternate Endings
* Three Controversial Maps

...when did the WSJ turn into Cracked?

Shugyosha: brainiac-dumdum: damn, this makes the UK sound like it's full of prissy-ass biatches.

Yeah, the US welcomes everyone with open arms and only keeps out those who represent a major threat.

Some of these may be dumb, some not so. I'm kind of glad that Martha Stewart is banned. It's good to see that in the UK, being white and rich doesn't give you immunity from the consequences of your actionsgets you treated like a second class citizen.

FTFM.

Seriously, the only way to be treated decently is if you are not white and a "miniority". It almost to the stage that white is the miniority these days.