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(The Smoking Gun) Amusing "She appeared to be bouncing up and down on the driver's lap in a very vigorous motion," police reported. With photo goodness   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 150
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playdate [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:03:20 PM  
i257.photobucket.com

 
KingGeegers 2009-07-02 07:03:32 PM  
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag and way easier to convince girls to wear during sex

/stole that

 
portscanner 2009-07-02 07:03:44 PM  
So, were they driving down the old dirt road?

/ yes, i went there.

 
tidal9 2009-07-02 07:04:13 PM  
Fergus Falls, my wife works there. They might as well move away now before the pitchforks and torches come out. I can see the towns oldfolks and religious zealots curdling up at this very moment.

 
Elmo Jones 2009-07-02 07:06:01 PM  
horonto: Elmo Jones: Intrigued.
/obscure?

Drivers seat.



Excellent.

 
Nutsac_Jim 2009-07-02 07:14:19 PM  
vertiaset: Badgers

The Drunk IT Guy: Where's that famous Myspace photo of the REALLY fat girl with the small head wearing those same sunglasses. GIS failed me..


I always thought that girl was pretty. Can you imagine how awesome she would be if she lost 40 lbs or so?


That would be awesome to have one skinny leg like that.

 
Abox 2009-07-02 07:15:24 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Her face looks like a butt complete with puckered butthole. And it looks like her unshorn muff came off on his chin.

/ok that's all i got

 
StokeyBob 2009-07-02 07:16:35 PM  
No more bouncing now?

 
Fomby_Belcher 2009-07-02 07:16:52 PM  
"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,U,Q,Z."

Been there, done that.

 
Mr. Right 2009-07-02 07:19:45 PM  
Biness: Just one second. We should be commending this gentleman!

While drunk sex driving he only crossed the lines a few times. Whilst I've never attempted that trifecta, i'm certain that I would wrap my car around a tree. I can do two of those things at once, but not that full three.


I cannot dispute what you say. My hat's off to this obviously accomplished fellow!

 
GENETICBAGGAGE 2009-07-02 07:20:30 PM  
NIKIE,NIKIE,NIKIE,NIKIE,NIKIE,NIKIE,NIKIE,NIKIE

 
Propain_az 2009-07-02 07:20:53 PM  
I like fat chicks......They are super fun to fark, and will let you do any degrading thing to them. I love them!


\Fat chicks are easy and fark like the beasts that they are.

 
Propain_az 2009-07-02 07:22:07 PM  
Nutsac_Jim: vertiaset: Badgers

The Drunk IT Guy: Where's that famous Myspace photo of the REALLY fat girl with the small head wearing those same sunglasses. GIS failed me..


I always thought that girl was pretty. Can you imagine how awesome she would be if she lost 40 lbs or so?

That would be awesome to have one skinny leg like that.


One skinny leg...Dude, that was awesome! Thx for the laugh!

 
HONDOWAYNE 2009-07-02 07:22:50 PM  
HOGGIN BABY!!!!

 
Propain_az 2009-07-02 07:24:58 PM  
HONDOWAYNE: HOGGIN BABY!!!!

You know what is up! I love hoggin' on a friday night!


\Also Trailer Park Patrollin'
\I just hate tripping over the kid's toys in the morning on my way out!

 
tidal9 2009-07-02 07:26:01 PM  
http://cid-8801c82078fb781a.profile.live.com/details/

 
Igor Jakovsky [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:26:52 PM  
melaniethepanda Quote 2009-07-02 06:08:03 PM
She looks like Melissa Joan Hart.


I cant tell. With the sunglasses on, I cant see if she has a lazy eye or not.

 
Ignominiousbob 2009-07-02 07:27:58 PM  
animalmagnet:
A DWF; what is this world coming to? What ever happened to just discretely getting head while driving?

Nikie Ray's not that kind of girl. You treat a lady like her with respect, son. You put it in her pooper, where nature intended.

 
chickyraptor 2009-07-02 07:30:26 PM  
img197.imageshack.us

 
Vern the Worm 2009-07-02 07:33:12 PM  
Looks like she stole Jay Leno's jaw.

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:37:20 PM  
Abox: Her face looks like a butt complete with puckered butthole. And it looks like her unshorn muff came off on his chin.

/ok that's all i got


I'm thinking that if you shaved the chin-shag and put her sunglasses and hair on him, you'd have a picture of her, but it will take someone with more shop skilz than me.

 
PfizerX 2009-07-02 07:52:03 PM  
Ignominiousbob: animalmagnet:
A DWF; what is this world coming to? What ever happened to just discretely getting head while driving?

Nikie Ray's not that kind of girl. You treat a lady like her with respect, son. You put it in her pooper, where nature intended.


lol You have to read this in the "Earlie Cuyler" from "Squidbillies" or "Unknown Hinson" voice.

/"Let's have us some safe sex, RAIGHT NOW WOMERN!"

 
nakedthursday 2009-07-02 07:52:31 PM  
Seriously, though - who hasn't had sex (with another person) while driving a car?

/ insert joke about limited access highways and/or tolls

 
playdate [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:58:08 PM  
vertiaset:

I always thought that girl was pretty. Can you imagine how awesome she would be if she lost 40 lbs or so?


i257.photobucket.com
Wants to know "How YOU doin'?"

 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:02:27 PM  
nakedthursday: Seriously, though - who hasn't had sex (with another person) while driving a car?

/ insert joke about limited access highways and/or tolls


I did it with my wife, going from vineyard to vineyard in the Napa Valley......but she needed those tasteless little crackers to cleanse her palette.

 
PfizerX 2009-07-02 08:09:38 PM  
playdate: vertiaset:

I always thought that girl was pretty. Can you imagine how awesome she would be if she lost 40 lbs or so?


Wants to know "How YOU doin'?"


HEY! Where are our BIE's? Don't think we forgot, we demand BIE!

And by we, I mean that lawyer guy and the other dudes that read your post in the thread earlier.

 
Excen 2009-07-02 08:17:55 PM  
playdate: vertiaset:

I always thought that girl was pretty. Can you imagine how awesome she would be if she lost 40 lbs or so?


Wants to know "How YOU doin'?"


Uh, 40 pounds wouldn't make a dent. It's the other side of 80 with that land manatee.

 
natas6.0 2009-07-02 08:20:55 PM  
Big gals and roadside lovin'?

Sounds like a good day to me, just don't drive a small car.

 
etherknot 2009-07-02 08:22:27 PM  
We cannot condone bouncing of the seventh variety.

 
RadicalMiddle [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:28:12 PM  
RadicalMiddle: Biness: I would rather remove my left nut with safety scissors than hit that.

Perhaps, but after "two" drinks?


Let's see if I can fix that.

showingoffmyassets.files.wordpress.com

 
RadicalMiddle [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:31:43 PM  
nakedthursday: Seriously, though - who hasn't had sex (with another person) while driving a car?

Well, not that kind of sex.

/Smiles

 
Scoop84 2009-07-02 08:40:18 PM  
iamrex: It's been many years since I've given a beej on I-5. Might have to bring that one back.

What do you say you and I hit the HOV lane?

 
unfarkingbelievable 2009-07-02 08:42:07 PM  
Me and my man...just so glad we never got caught getting busy in my car in public parking lots during the daytime.

 
Scoop84 2009-07-02 08:42:24 PM  
PfizerX: HEY! Where are our BIE's? Don't think we forgot, we demand BIE!

You didn't get yours? Bummer.

 
misanthropic1 2009-07-02 08:45:24 PM  
Hey Playdate, why does the female appear to be wearing jeans? Have we been lied to?

 
just_intonation 2009-07-02 08:49:34 PM  
Looking at her live.com profile, it says her hometown is 'Moorhead, MN'.

Guess she forgot that little detail while she was boinking our friend Milligan.

/Otter Tail FTW

 
Nick Nostril 2009-07-02 08:59:37 PM  
That's about right.

 
Nick Nostril 2009-07-02 09:01:42 PM  
KingGeegers: Big sunglasses are the new paper bag and way easier to convince girls to wear during sex

/stole that


Indeed.

 
unclemongo [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:02:08 PM  
iamrex: animalmagnet: What ever happened to just discretely getting head while driving?

Well that's a good question. It's been many years since I've given a beej on I-5. Might have to bring that one back.


*starts checking Mapquest for I-5 directions*

Hey, I've got a van ...

/Creepy old dude in a van FTW

 
Nick Nostril 2009-07-02 09:02:57 PM  
playdate: vertiaset:

I always thought that girl was pretty. Can you imagine how awesome she would be if she lost 40 lbs or so?


Wants to know "How YOU doin'?"


Well shiat. I guess I'll just keep drinking because there's no way I'm sleeping tonight.

 
fast_eddie2000 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:08:09 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com



YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUK

 
ttc2301 2009-07-02 09:20:21 PM  
Laugh while you can, monkey boys. This couple is getting it on. You're sitting here Farking.

 
brap [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:25:39 PM  
ttc2301: Laugh while you can, monkey boys. This couple is getting it on. You're sitting here Farking.

If you call that "getting it on" I wanna get off.

Although after enough lead chips and gold paint "Choad Boy's" cranium would look would look girthy enough to mount.

 
mudpants 2009-07-02 09:47:19 PM  
ttc2301: Laugh while you can, monkey boys. This couple is getting it on. You're sitting here Farking.

Are you Matthew or Nikie?

 
ZzeusS 2009-07-02 09:52:53 PM  
ttc2301: Laugh while you can, monkey boys. This couple is getting it on. You're sitting here Farking.


I prefer to go for Quality over Quantity.

 
Ima4nic8or 2009-07-02 10:55:38 PM  
They should let the dude go free. Having to f*ck that nasty skank is punishment enough.

 
caknuck 2009-07-02 11:29:38 PM  
fast_eddie2000: YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUK

Soulja Boy up in it oh!

 
MarkMartinFan 2009-07-03 10:00:35 AM  
well, in the picture she does not appear to be wearing a seatbelt either. Maybe they don't fit around her?

 
GreySpectre [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:59:12 AM  
Personally I prefer the enzo for cars I will never be able to afford
www.exoticcars.ws

/hot like the car

 
SalvatoreParadise 2009-07-03 07:55:23 PM  
PfizerX: playdate: vertiaset:

I always thought that girl was pretty. Can you imagine how awesome she would be if she lost 40 lbs or so?


Wants to know "How YOU doin'?"

HEY! Where are our BIE's? Don't think we forgot, we demand BIE!

And by we, I mean that lawyer guy and the other dudes that read your post in the thread earlier.


As one of the aforementioned "dudes",

THIS

 
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