Big sunglasses are the new paper bag and way easier to convince girls to wear during sex

/stole that

So, were they driving down the old dirt road?

/ yes, i went there.

Fergus Falls, my wife works there. They might as well move away now before the pitchforks and torches come out. I can see the towns oldfolks and religious zealots curdling up at this very moment.

horonto: Elmo Jones: Intrigued.
/obscure?

Drivers seat.



Excellent.

vertiaset: Badgers

The Drunk IT Guy: Where's that famous Myspace photo of the REALLY fat girl with the small head wearing those same sunglasses. GIS failed me..


I always thought that girl was pretty. Can you imagine how awesome she would be if she lost 40 lbs or so?

That would be awesome to have one skinny leg like that.

Her face looks like a butt complete with puckered butthole. And it looks like her unshorn muff came off on his chin.

/ok that's all i got

No more bouncing now?

"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,U,Q,Z."

Been there, done that.

Biness: Just one second. We should be commending this gentleman!

While drunk sex driving he only crossed the lines a few times. Whilst I've never attempted that trifecta, i'm certain that I would wrap my car around a tree. I can do two of those things at once, but not that full three.

I cannot dispute what you say. My hat's off to this obviously accomplished fellow!

I like fat chicks......They are super fun to fark, and will let you do any degrading thing to them. I love them!


\Fat chicks are easy and fark like the beasts that they are.

Nutsac_Jim: vertiaset: Badgers

The Drunk IT Guy: Where's that famous Myspace photo of the REALLY fat girl with the small head wearing those same sunglasses. GIS failed me..


I always thought that girl was pretty. Can you imagine how awesome she would be if she lost 40 lbs or so?

That would be awesome to have one skinny leg like that.

One skinny leg...Dude, that was awesome! Thx for the laugh!

HOGGIN BABY!!!!

HONDOWAYNE: HOGGIN BABY!!!!

You know what is up! I love hoggin' on a friday night!


\Also Trailer Park Patrollin'
\I just hate tripping over the kid's toys in the morning on my way out!

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melaniethepanda Quote 2009-07-02 06:08:03 PM
She looks like Melissa Joan Hart.

I cant tell. With the sunglasses on, I cant see if she has a lazy eye or not.

animalmagnet:
A DWF; what is this world coming to? What ever happened to just discretely getting head while driving?

Nikie Ray's not that kind of girl. You treat a lady like her with respect, son. You put it in her pooper, where nature intended.

Looks like she stole Jay Leno's jaw.

Abox: Her face looks like a butt complete with puckered butthole. And it looks like her unshorn muff came off on his chin.

/ok that's all i got

I'm thinking that if you shaved the chin-shag and put her sunglasses and hair on him, you'd have a picture of her, but it will take someone with more shop skilz than me.

Ignominiousbob: animalmagnet:
A DWF; what is this world coming to? What ever happened to just discretely getting head while driving?

Nikie Ray's not that kind of girl. You treat a lady like her with respect, son. You put it in her pooper, where nature intended.

lol You have to read this in the "Earlie Cuyler" from "Squidbillies" or "Unknown Hinson" voice.

/"Let's have us some safe sex, RAIGHT NOW WOMERN!"

Seriously, though - who hasn't had sex (with another person) while driving a car?

/ insert joke about limited access highways and/or tolls

vertiaset:

I always thought that girl was pretty. Can you imagine how awesome she would be if she lost 40 lbs or so?


Wants to know "How YOU doin'?"

nakedthursday: Seriously, though - who hasn't had sex (with another person) while driving a car?

/ insert joke about limited access highways and/or tolls

I did it with my wife, going from vineyard to vineyard in the Napa Valley......but she needed those tasteless little crackers to cleanse her palette.

playdate: vertiaset:

I always thought that girl was pretty. Can you imagine how awesome she would be if she lost 40 lbs or so?


Wants to know "How YOU doin'?"

HEY! Where are our BIE's? Don't think we forgot, we demand BIE!

_{And by we, I mean that lawyer guy and the other dudes that read your post in the thread earlier.}

playdate: vertiaset:

I always thought that girl was pretty. Can you imagine how awesome she would be if she lost 40 lbs or so?


Wants to know "How YOU doin'?"

Uh, 40 pounds wouldn't make a dent. It's the other side of 80 with that land manatee.

Big gals and roadside lovin'?

Sounds like a good day to me, just don't drive a small car.

We cannot condone bouncing of the seventh variety.

RadicalMiddle: Biness: I would rather remove my left nut with safety scissors than hit that.

Perhaps, but after "two" drinks?

Let's see if I can fix that.

nakedthursday: Seriously, though - who hasn't had sex (with another person) while driving a car?

Well, not that kind of sex.

/Smiles

iamrex: It's been many years since I've given a beej on I-5. Might have to bring that one back.

What do you say you and I hit the HOV lane?

Me and my man...just so glad we never got caught getting busy in my car in public parking lots during the daytime.

PfizerX: HEY! Where are our BIE's? Don't think we forgot, we demand BIE!

You didn't get yours? Bummer.

Hey Playdate, why does the female appear to be wearing jeans? Have we been lied to?

Looking at her live.com profile, it says her hometown is 'Moorhead, MN'.

Guess she forgot that little detail while she was boinking our friend Milligan.

/Otter Tail FTW

That's about right.

KingGeegers: Big sunglasses are the new paper bag and way easier to convince girls to wear during sex

/stole that

Indeed.

iamrex: animalmagnet: What ever happened to just discretely getting head while driving?

Well that's a good question. It's been many years since I've given a beej on I-5. Might have to bring that one back.

*starts checking Mapquest for I-5 directions*

Hey, I've got a van ...

/Creepy old dude in a van FTW

playdate: vertiaset:

I always thought that girl was pretty. Can you imagine how awesome she would be if she lost 40 lbs or so?


Wants to know "How YOU doin'?"

Well shiat. I guess I'll just keep drinking because there's no way I'm sleeping tonight.

Laugh while you can, monkey boys. This couple is getting it on. You're sitting here Farking.

ttc2301: Laugh while you can, monkey boys. This couple is getting it on. You're sitting here Farking.

If you call that "getting it on" I wanna get off.

Although after enough lead chips and gold paint "Choad Boy's" cranium would look would look girthy enough to mount.

ttc2301: Laugh while you can, monkey boys. This couple is getting it on. You're sitting here Farking.

Are you Matthew or Nikie?

ttc2301: Laugh while you can, monkey boys. This couple is getting it on. You're sitting here Farking.


I prefer to go for Quality over Quantity.

They should let the dude go free. Having to f*ck that nasty skank is punishment enough.

fast_eddie2000: YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUK

Soulja Boy up in it oh!

well, in the picture she does not appear to be wearing a seatbelt either. Maybe they don't fit around her?

Personally I prefer the enzo for cars I will never be able to afford


/hot like the car

PfizerX: playdate: vertiaset:

I always thought that girl was pretty. Can you imagine how awesome she would be if she lost 40 lbs or so?


Wants to know "How YOU doin'?"

HEY! Where are our BIE's? Don't think we forgot, we demand BIE!

And by we, I mean that lawyer guy and the other dudes that read your post in the thread earlier.

As one of the aforementioned "dudes",

THIS