Drakin020: I hate how you can't block TSG's ads on the right without blocking the whole site practically.

No problems here. ABP, with EasyPrivacy and EasyList

docbenspock: vertiaset: Badgers

The Drunk IT Guy: Where's that famous Myspace photo of the REALLY fat girl with the small head wearing those same sunglasses. GIS failed me..


I always thought that girl was pretty. Can you imagine how awesome she would be if she lost 400 lbs or so?

FTFY


FTFEveryone!

radioman_: I'd hit but I'd hit that dwarf woman from Silverado.

You mean the Shadout Mapes from the Lynch Dune movie?

vertiaset

I always thought that girl was pretty. Can you imagine how awesome she would be if she lost 40 lbs or so?


More like 100lbs, and you'd have to pin all the loose skin back.

Just one second. We should be commending this gentleman!

While drunk sex driving he only crossed the lines a few times. Whilst I've never attempted that trifecta, i'm certain that I would wrap my car around a tree. I can do two of those things at once, but not that full three.

Drakin020: I hate how you can't block TSG's ads on the right without blocking the whole site practically.

I just have it come up in a small window on a wide display. What ads?

kumanoki: I always wondered if dudes with fetal alcohol syndrome ever get lucky. Now I know.

Sloth, love, sex!

vertiaset:
I always thought that girl was pretty. Can you imagine how awesome she would be if she lost 40 lbs or so?

I think she's have to lose a bit more than that. Her leg is the size of my body.

Intrigued.
/obscure?

melaniethepanda: vertiaset:
I always thought that girl was pretty. Can you imagine how awesome she would be if she lost 40 lbs or so?

I think she's have to lose a bit more than that. Her leg is the size of my body.

She has to lose however much Rhode Island weighs.

Drivers seat?

albo: on page two of the report, the cop asked him how many drinks the driver had. guess the answer. (it's how many they all say they had)

Short of refusing to answer and demanding a lawyer, that's the logical answer. Not enough to be auto-DUI, but enough to explain the breathalyzer result and to avoid being considered lying to a cop. Natural selection in action.

Sniff'n'The tears? What do I win?

Elmo Jones: Intrigued.
/obscure?

Drivers seat.

Doing alright
A little jiving on a Saturday night
And come what may
Gonna dance the day away

Jenny was sweet
Show a smile for the people she needs
I'm trouble, let's drive,
I don't know the way you came alive

News is blue (the news is blue)
Has its own way to get to you
What can I do (what can I do)
When I remember my time with you

Pick up your feet
Got to move to the trick of the beat
There is no lead
Just take your place in the driver's seat

Driver's seat, oohoo, driver's seat, yeah

Doing alright
A little jiving on a Saturday night
And come what may
Gonna dance the day away

Driver's seat, oohoo, driver's seat, yeah

Jenny was sweet
There is no lead
Pick up your feet, pick up, pick up
Pick up your feet, gonna dance the day away

Driver's seat, oohoo, driver's seat, yeah
Driver's seat, oohoo, driver's seat, yeah
Driver's seat...

21 and 22? They look like they're in their early 30s.

he must have went to Jared's

Denial_of_Death: Natural selection in action.

Natural selection would preclude either of these huffalumps from breeding.

A DWF; what is this world coming to? What ever happened to just discretely getting head while driving?

Babies with Rabies: "We're all going to Dallas! We're all going to Dallas!"

I haven't heard that one in a LONG TIME! Thanks for taking me back.

/lost my virginity in the back seat of a car
//like a Real American™

maxthepolarbear: "Johnson's photo, snapped in a car, is from an online profile in which her interests are said to include, "Having good times!!PartyIN-Dancing-& just loVin liFe**:)."

Read the capitalized letters; I think it's a code. Either that or she's stupid.

my cryptoanalyst abilities fail me. HPINDVF?

Drakin020: I hate how you can't block TSG's ads on the right without blocking the whole site practically.

Uh - what ads?

Link (new window)

Firefox FTW

Yeah but who's going to drive her home, tonight?

redmond24: 21 and 22? They look like they're in their early 30s.

uhhh, I thought she was at least 45

Pay the Man: Denial_of_Death: Natural selection in action.

Natural selection would preclude either of these huffalumps from breeding.

True to a point, but it also explains why they're still around (instead of being weeded out generations ago). It ain't perfect - good enough is good enough.

I've been waiting for my home town to show up on Fark...

supershaft: Isn't fergus falls rocky and bullwinkles home town?

I think that was Frostbite Falls. But these two clowns are certainly cartoonish enough to be from there, too.

I just want to throw in there that I am getting really tired of the kissy face thing.

vertiaset: Badgers

The Drunk IT Guy: Where's that famous Myspace photo of the REALLY fat girl with the small head wearing those same sunglasses. GIS failed me..


I always thought that girl was pretty. Can you imagine how awesome she would be if she lost 40 lbs or so?

From each limb?

melaniethepanda: She looks like Melissa Joan Hart.

plus 250lb

Babies with Rabies: "We're all going to Dallas! We're all going to Dallas!"

Win.

Shoulda drank some more Monster bro.

Biness: I would rather remove my left nut with safety scissors than hit that.

Perhaps, but after "two" drinks?

Nikie Rae Johnson

This may be one of the most bimbotastic names ever given to a child.

People I tend to avoid, volume IV:

Anyone who has a MySpace page that includes the words, "Partying and having fun" as their "Interests".

She'd always smile for the people she'd meet.

Most of the lyrics are correct tho....

pet peeve

eagles95: melaniethepanda: She looks like Melissa Joan Hart.

plus 250lb

mudpants: Sniff'n'The tears? What do I win?

My everlasting devotion.

i think gettin some niki johnson was worth all the trouble. she is smokin hot

Adman12: Ooo... bad linebreak...

Dude, you're an AdMan....the widow, kern that puppy in
/sincerely, Quality Control

Quantum Apostrophe: vertiaset: Badgers

The Drunk IT Guy: Where's that famous Myspace photo of the REALLY fat girl with the small head wearing those same sunglasses. GIS failed me..


I always thought that girl was pretty. Can you imagine how awesome she would be if she lost 40 lbs or so?

From each limb?

And neck.

futuridz: he must have went to Jared's

You make me so happy!

/u win

You can tell he was a Cesarean Birth because of the roundness of his melon. Egg head. Not properly shaped by the squeeze of the vag.

cats4rent: i think gettin some niki johnson was worth all the trouble. she is smokin hot

I think we found her login

mmagdalene: mudpants: Sniff'n'The tears? What do I win?

My everlasting devotion.

Aw'some, what more could anyone want. Other than a years supply of Turtle wax and the homegame, but this makes my weekend.

animalmagnet: What ever happened to just discretely getting head while driving?

Well that's a good question. It's been many years since I've given a beej on I-5. Might have to bring that one back.

supershaft: Isn't fergus falls rocky and bullwinkles home town?

No, that would be Frostbite Falls.

/Rocky & Bullwinkle FTW.

melaniethepanda: She looks like she ate Melissa Joan Hart.

/not in the good way

Hm, they're not nearly as ugly as I figured they would be.