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(Bitten and Bound) Interesting Jessica Simpson embarrassed herself yet again with her screechy rendition of the National Anthem as Tiger Woods and Tony Romo prepared to golf. No word on how it affected their game   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 38
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Beatle_Matt [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:51:27 AM  
Holy Sweet Hannah! Look at those sweater puppies...

 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:47:41 PM  
Goddamn lady. How much?

 
Di Atribe [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 02:03:40 PM  
I would prefer it if she would not scream at me whilst she "honors" our great nation.

I would also prefer it if she'd get her sweaty paws off my boyfriend.

 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 02:15:54 PM  
Man. She can't EVEN sing. She's lucky she has such fantastic tits.

/not sure if anyone's mentioned them yet

 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 02:29:08 PM  
Seriously, that's a nice ..dress. Just had to say it again.

 
Treygreen13 2009-07-02 02:42:54 PM  
Gaddam... she's got a foot of boobs.

 
Bermuda59 2009-07-02 02:43:25 PM  
When I saw the honor guard move when she stopped singing I was so hoping he was going to shoot her.

 
lefdeee 2009-07-02 02:48:14 PM  
Looks like she's in pain

 
Dogfacedgod 2009-07-02 02:54:44 PM  
I like her titays

 
Di Atribe [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 02:57:01 PM  
lefdeee: Looks like she's in pain

Sounds like it, too

 
Die Polizei 2009-07-02 02:59:26 PM  
Where have I seen this article before?0

 
Pump_ThePurpleWarrior 2009-07-02 03:02:08 PM  
Words cannot possibly encapsulate just how hard I would hit that!

 
majestic 2009-07-02 03:13:54 PM  
I had no idea you sang before a golf event. Jessica looks groovy with that fat ass and giant zeppelins. I'm going to have to say that I would have intimate relations with her.

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 03:14:12 PM  
Here's a nice big one of her nice bigguns.

img184.imagevenue.com

 
howdyyall9999 2009-07-02 03:21:08 PM  
Di Atribe: lefdeee: Looks like she's in pain

Sounds like it, too


I know I am now...

That being said, hummina hummina hummina...that, ladies and gentlemen, is what a ladies figure is supposed to look like.

 
eagles95 2009-07-02 03:21:28 PM  
I'm pretty sure if i did a search for the wedding crashers .gif right now i'd be fired but just know that is going through my head right now

 
Di Atribe [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 03:23:29 PM  
howdyyall9999: That being said, hummina hummina hummina...that, ladies and gentlemen, is what a ladies figure is supposed to look like.

Oh I will not deny that she is a beautiful woman.

However.... shhhhhhhh... just be quiet, honey.

 
Xlr8urfark 2009-07-02 03:24:57 PM  
Good God I would www.yacht.ro
those pups.

 
Rickenbacker 2009-07-02 03:29:15 PM  
Hey, did anybody mention she can't sign, and has big cans? Because both are true.

/my bunk, etc.

 
Rickenbacker 2009-07-02 04:03:20 PM  
Rickenbacker: Hey, did anybody mention she can't signsing, and has big cans? Because both are true.

/my bunk, etc.


//FTFM

 
howdyyall9999 2009-07-02 04:10:10 PM  
She can touch me in my bathing suit area

 
brap [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 04:13:21 PM  
i253.photobucket.com

Couture dress provided by The House of Zoom.

 
agwood18 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 04:26:24 PM  
eagles95: I'm pretty sure if i did a search for the wedding crashers .gif right now i'd be fired but just know that is going through my head right now

content.ytmnd.com

 
Drakin020 2009-07-02 05:11:37 PM  
Sybarite: Here's a nice big one of her nice bigguns.

Good lord man....

 
eagles95 2009-07-02 05:11:48 PM  
agwood18: eagles95: I'm pretty sure if i did a search for the wedding crashers .gif right now i'd be fired but just know that is going through my head right now

I drink my 1st beer tonight in your honor

 
raptusregaliter 2009-07-02 05:26:07 PM  
Di Atribe: I would prefer it if she would not scream at me whilst she "honors" our great nation.

I would also prefer it if she'd get her sweaty paws off my boyfriend


This to the nth. I wish she'd go away from Tony, and go away from the general public.

 
Drakin020 2009-07-02 05:30:09 PM  
raptusregaliter: Di Atribe: I would prefer it if she would not scream at me whilst she "honors" our great nation.

I would also prefer it if she'd get her sweaty paws off my boyfriend

This to the nth. I wish she'd go away from Tony, and go away from the general public. into porn


FTFY

 
beerrun [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 05:37:51 PM  
Drakin020: raptusregaliter: Di Atribe: I would prefer it if she would not scream at me whilst she "honors" our great nation.

I would also prefer it if she'd get her sweaty paws off my boyfriend

This to the nth. I wish she'd go away from Tony, and go away from the general public. into porn
get into my bed.
FTFY

 
Di Atribe [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 05:49:43 PM  
You guys make me laugh

 
Forecaster18 2009-07-02 07:50:30 PM  
weaklingrecords: Eyes front, soldier.

Poor Mr. Applewhite! (sfw, new window, cadet stealing a glance as JS walks by)


I would like for her to pleasure me until orgasm.

 
i_discipline_my_monkey 2009-07-02 07:53:25 PM  
Sybarite: Here's a nice big one of her nice bigguns.

Nice rack, but man, that pic is really showing off her gunt.

 
John Buck 41 2009-07-02 08:50:15 PM  
Di Atribe: I would prefer it if she would not scream at me whilst she "honors" our great nation.

I would also prefer it if she'd get her sweaty paws giant bewbs off my boyfriend.


FTFY

 
John Buck 41 2009-07-02 08:51:52 PM  
John Buck 41: Di Atribe: I would prefer it if she would not scream at me whilst she "honors" our great nation.

I would also prefer it if she'd get her sweaty paws giant bewbs off my boyfriend.

FTFY


What happened to the line I had going through 'paws'?

//Farkin' html

 
Shady_Short_Busser 2009-07-02 11:34:01 PM  
poponthepop.com

/Ah, that lucky, lucky Romo

 
saneyman 2009-07-03 01:17:38 AM  
she sure does have some big tits for a dumb girl, wait a minute, thats pretty smart for a blonde, i can hardly hear how bad her singing is, her tits really do distort sound, makes it almost bearable

 
Tyee 2009-07-03 09:02:20 AM  
The video of her singing would be better without the audio and if it didn't focus on her face but rather her breasts.

 
dkimball 2009-07-03 09:41:00 AM  
She's getting a little chunky, but I wouldn't mind it.

She is probably use to in-ear monitors when she sings and I think she did "ok".

She definitely not a train wreck like some other female singers her age out there.

 
blogwiz 2009-07-03 03:33:21 PM  
Hey she is great eye candy so who cares if she sings! Just put her in tight clothing and let her wiggle around and most men will be happy!

 
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