I'm with Bachmann, but not because of ACORN. I got the long form last time and they wanted to know crap like how many toilets my house has and the distance of my commute. Screw that. I boycotted the silly thing in a way that didn't have the census dweebs trying to wring the information about me from my neighbors (who in any case don't know how many toilets I have either). Just because some pokenoses want to know doesn't mean you have to tell them.

wait...what? you have a problem with that?

michelle bachmann: wait...what? you have a problem with that?

Oh hells yeah.

namatad: LANGUAGE SPOKEN AT HOME asked 1890-1940, since 1960
other questions we really want you not to answer
cause clearly, if you skip this, you probably dont speak the engrish

Your own writing barely qualifies as English. WTF.

Sygerrik: what the fark is this shiat

A loser whose arguments have been repeatedly shredded trying to humanize himself and ingratiate himself to the masses of people laughing at him and tossing overripe tomatoes at his head?

/just a guess.

jjorsett: I got the long form last time and they wanted to know crap like how many toilets my house has and the distance of my commute. Screw that. I boycotted the silly thing

It's your fault we're all now stuck with "low-flow" toilets and rush hour traffic jams every day.

Thanks a lot, asshole, for shirking your civic duty.

jjorsett: I got the long form last time and they wanted to know crap like how many toilets my house has and the distance of my commute. Screw that. I boycotted the silly thing in a way that didn't have the census dweebs trying to wring the information about me from my neighbors (who in any case don't know how many toilets I have either). Just because some pokenoses want to know doesn't mean you have to tell them.

Yet and when your street has sewage backing up due to a lack of capacity in the sewage system you'll poke your little gay NIMBY head out from under a rock and demand that the gubbermint fix it.

And then you'll biatch about your taxes.

Am I right?

what_now: Ok. This is four pictures of Katherine Harris on what looks to be at least three different horses (can't tell about the last two).

In not one of them is she holding the reins correctly.



The crazy biatch likes to ride on top. No questions about that.

Phil Herup: DistendedPendulusFrenulum: Katherine Harris has bigger tits

.

Oh yeah


/hot.. like her saddle

jjorsett: Just because some pokenoses want to know doesn't mean you have to tell them.



THIS.


Fark them.... no good can come of this, only more control

jjorsett: I got the long form last time and they wanted to know crap like how many toilets my house

Ok. Here's a Link (PDF) to the entire census and the reasons why they ask what they do. The toilet question is partly to determine how many elderly people live in poverty, and partly to determine which areas need general housing assitance.

Now, you may be OPPOSED to general housing assistance, or elder care, but that's not the issue. The issue is, if we are going to spend money on this stuff, let's find out where we spend it.

(and it's not HOW MANY toilets do you have, it's "do you have ANY toilets").

Jairzinho: The crazy biatch likes to ride on top. No questions about that.

That's my favorite. NOT only is she holding her reins like she got a groom leading her, her stirrups are too long.

michelle bachmann: wait...what? you have a problem with that?

Hey there sugartits. Glad to see a fellow Republican celebrity at this site finally!

Phil Herup: jjorsett: Just because some pokenoses want to know doesn't mean you have to tell them.

Anti-Semite

as a lurker, i tend to read everyones opinion (including trolls) because you never know who might actually make some sort of a valid point. however, Davey Croquette has just joined the exclusive ranks of my ignore list. his posts have absolutely no merit and an extreme absence of intellectual comments. so, it pleases me to say

SHUT UP DAVEY CROQUETTE, YOU COCK!

Alright. well I gotta go. Half day and all that. Plus I got this new girlfriend. She's nice and I like her but ever since we kinda went exclusive she's become real needy, you know? Pick me up here, take me there, buy me this. You get the picture. I can feel the momentum picking up already- She's got wedding bells ringing in her head. Which I don't really need right now. Hell, I've got enough ex-wives to start a basketball team. The problem I have is probably the same problem a lot of you guys have: She's really good in bed. She's nasty. Internet-nasty not just Seventies-hairy nasty. Which I kinda wonder how she got that way but not really. I know she's been around. I'm just glad she's into it. My second wife had a few hangups especially south of the taintal region if you know what I'm saying. She really wants kids. Three of 'em. Which would take my total to 8+. That's a lot of kids to put through beauty college. I may have a talk with her about it tonight but maybe not because she's a little sketchy. I can see her just walking out which would suck because I'm super horny.

Update: New GF wants me to paint her garage this Sunday instead of playing golf. I'll probably do it. That's how I roll. I mean, I've got my whole life to play golf. How many chances do I get to paint a hot-ass, un-air-conditioned garage during the summer in Florida? Damn few. I'm curious, Ladies. Do you press us into your service KNOWING we're led around by our dix or are you just under the delusion we really want to do nice things for you? If i were a girl I'd conduct an experiment. I'd ask the guy I was farking to do a list of things. Then I'd ask a guy I'm not banging to do the same list. I hypothesize that the guy banging is a lot more willing to put up with the endless stream of honey-do's women always have for us.

Rev. Skarekroe: The Bush administration asking the same questions would have made it a patriotic duty.

I don't differentiate between the republicans and democrats in Washington. As far as their actions go, they might as well be factions of the same party, which of course they are. They're all bought-off, corrupt whores.

The sad thing is that we operate under the illusion of a representative government, when in fact the actions of the government represent the aims of a very few and powerful corporations and individuals (cough)DavidRockefeller(cough).

But then, there are still some people who think we went into Iraq to "protect our freedoms."

The Founding Fathers envisioned a many part system; and we ended up with an ipso facto one-party system that trades perceived "control" every so often.

The number of failed Bush policies Obama isn't bothering to change should have his supporters up in arms - but since he's so cute they just keep waiting and making excuses.

Obama doesn't control jack. He follows orders just like Bush and the rest did. The last president to actually try to act like he had some degree of power was Kennedy, and they put a few bullets into him just to prove a point.

what_now: Ok. This is four pictures of Katherine Harris on what looks to be at least three different horses (can't tell about the last two).

In not one of them is she holding the reins correctly.

Ok, i'm going to have to argue with you on this one.

No, she's not doing the textbook "one rein per hand" thing.

i rode as a child (farm kid, rural area) and NOBODY held the reins the proper way. My mother rode for forty years and always held the reins as Ms Harris does in those pictures.

The stirrup thing too...it just totally looks like she's a long-time casual rider. NO, one's stirrups should not be that long...but who's going to take the time to fark with stirrups on what's probably a borrowed saddle?

She just looks like a casual rider to me.

/can't believe i'm defending her
//need a shower now

SHUT UP DAVEY CROQUETTE, YOU COCK!

TYVM. I'm touched. And it's only taken me a few weeks. FlMtnMan said you all were hyper-sensitive, under-informed teenagers repeating memes and reposting jpegs ad nauseum but I didn't believe him 'til now.


See you on 4Chan.

President George W. Bush: michelle bachmann: wait...what? you have a problem with that?

Hey there sugartits. Glad to see a fellow Republican celebrity at this site finally!

LOL! That was funny.

what_now: Hender: I'd pay you $50 to wear a uniform and an armband with Obama's picture on it if you did so.

mofroe: I'm good for another $20 on that if you wear a badly airbrushed Obama shirt like this one:

Oh. Oh yes. I would totally do this.

Anyone wanna put another $20 on me rocking a hijab?

Heck, I'd throw in $100 bucks for a schoolgirl uniform, pigtails, and... oh wait. You're talking about doing the census?

Never mind.

Now she wants to "help" me paint. Women can't paint. They're too sloppy and spend zero time patchin' holes and caulkin' cracks. I told her if she wants to help me with something that takes all day she should do my taxes or ______ my _______.

She doesn't think I'm that funny, either.

Davey Croquette: Now she wants to "help" me paint. Women can't paint. They're too sloppy and spend zero time patchin' holes and caulkin' cracks. I told her if she wants to help me with something that takes all day she should do my taxes or ______ my _______.

She doesn't think I'm that funny, either.

Stop this. You're not interesting and it's not humanizing you. You've said some pretty appalling things in this thread-- some that were ignorant and made us sad, some that were cruel and made us angry. Go away. Leave this thread and ideally this site entirely.

ravenlore: No, she's not doing the textbook "one rein per hand" thing.

That's english style. She's got a western saddle, she SHOULD have only one hand on the reins. But they should be threaded through her fingers so she can use each rein as a separate tool.

causal rider myself, western style.
never learned to post to a trot.

/don't even get me started on her lack of a helmet.

Stop this. You're not interesting and it's not humanizing you.

Ignore me, Cock-breath.

You've said some pretty appalling things in this thread

Your Cock breath should ignore me.

some that were ignorant and made us sad, some that were cruel and made us angry.

Go away. Leave this thread and ideally this site entirely.

You anger pleases me. Please tell me how bad I made you feel by my mere typewritten words.

Perhaps you're too sensitive, Nancy. You should ignore me.

jjorsett: I got the long form last time and they wanted to know crap like how many toilets my house has and the distance of my commute.

I'm pretty sure they don't have the long form any more.

Davey Croquette: You should ignore me.

One o' them boring afternoons before a 3 day holiday weekends, amirite?

I know I can't wait to get out of the office, myself.

Sygerrik: Stop this. You're not interesting and it's not humanizing you.

Put him on ignore. Everything he's said is a lie*. Totally worthless waste of everyone's electricity.

(*except the part about being in Florida. Somehow THAT part comes across as entirely believable.)

One o' them boring afternoons before a 3 day holiday weekends, amirite?

God, I'm just dying. The girl up front asked me to answer phones which I hate to do anyway but, wth, right? I'm so ready to get out of here. I like my job (aide to a politicain) but it sux in the summertime. Nothing to do. I mean, how many times can you masturbate at your desk before the numbers catch up with you?

So instead I'm harvesting the rich bounty of Fark.com's regular posters.

Everything he's said is a lie*

Newsflash: Anonymous people may lie to you on the internet. This is why you need REAL freinds, friend.

Done. There is a paintbrush, a green bottle and a glass bowl in my immediate future. You folks will have to troll yourselves 'til Monday. Sorry.

Phil Herup: what_now: Phil Herup:
We need to have a milk fight between Harris and Pelosi me thinks.

That is a goddam hilarious 'shop.

vonster: 'Crats keep forgetting Cynthia McKinney.

She's a farking nutjob who should lose her job. But is she even a Democrat anymore? She ran as the Green Party candidate in 2008 IIRC.

ZAZ: Refusing to answer the intrusive questions doesn't diminish the census count of residents.

What makes you believe her followers are smart enough to only refuse answering the "intrusive" questions?

NeverDrunk23: gustakooka: elchip: rastjr: I see a day when the Democrats are the moderate right party and the U.S. finally has a real Liberal party. Then we can vote for a party that will support gay marriage, gun restrictions, and a government with the power to regulate business.

I'm young so I hope to see that one day.

Aha -- so you're a troll.

The dude wants reparations paid...but not for him to pay them, for someone else. Really. I don't think he is a troll, I think he actually believes this.

No, he's a troll alt. I believe his main account outted this alt in the Fireman Test thread a couple of days ago. It didn't help that he also admitted in the alt thread that he just makes up alts to troll.


Everything you said about me above was wrong. Just wanted to set the record straight.

RemyDuron: vonster: 'Crats keep forgetting Cynthia McKinney.

She's a farking nutjob who should lose her job. But is she even a Democrat anymore? She ran as the Green Party candidate in 2008 IIRC.

She did lose her job.

rnld: RemyDuron: vonster: 'Crats keep forgetting Cynthia McKinney.

She's a farking nutjob who should lose her job. But is she even a Democrat anymore? She ran as the Green Party candidate in 2008 IIRC.

She did lose her job.



Shocking.... Usually the Dems tolerate incompetence.

Phil Herup: rnld: RemyDuron: vonster: 'Crats keep forgetting Cynthia McKinney.

She's a farking nutjob who should lose her job. But is she even a Democrat anymore? She ran as the Green Party candidate in 2008 IIRC.

She did lose her job.



Shocking.... Usually the Dems tolerate incompetence.

Heh... unlike republicans, who actively champion incompetence.

Phil Herup: rnld: RemyDuron: vonster: 'Crats keep forgetting Cynthia McKinney.

She's a farking nutjob who should lose her job. But is she even a Democrat anymore? She ran as the Green Party candidate in 2008 IIRC.

She did lose her job.



Shocking.... Usually the Dems tolerate incompetence.

True, we tolerate you. ;)

Hender:
I will quit my job and volunteer for Acorn if they promise me I can be the person to knock on Michelle Bachman's door.

I'd pay you $50 to wear a uniform and an armband with Obama's picture on it if you did so.

I will sew that armband for you.

keylock71: Heh... unlike republicans, who actively champion incompetence.


Or you can continuously re-elect incompetence combined with corruption.

/with kosher salt, natch

what_now: Jairzinho: The crazy biatch likes to ride on top. No questions about that.

That's my favorite. NOT only is she holding her reins like she got a groom leading her, her stirrups are too long.

FAP!

netweavr: The Republican guild leader really needs to gkick the fat and start opening up a recruitment drive.

LFG? 150+yo guild. 7 bank slots, tabard. Will make an officer on join! PST.

Bachmann is a vacuum. Her husband, lord, master, programmer, is responsible for a lot of her wharrgarbl. He tells her what to get wound up about, then he points her and gives her a shove. On her own she'd never get past the shiny things.

Phil Herup: Or you can continuously re-elect incompetence combined with corruption.

He was charged or convicted with what exactly?

Jackpot777: mofroe: Hender: what_now: pointed out an "unfortunate irony" in Bachmann's boycott, saying it "only increases the likelihood that Acorn-recruited census takers will be dispatched to her constituents' homes. Anyone who completes and returns their census form will remove any need for a census taker to visit their residence."

I will quit my job and volunteer for Acorn if they promise me I can be the person to knock on Michelle Bachman's door.

I'd pay you $50 to wear a uniform and an armband with Obama's picture on it if you did so.

I'm good for another $20 on that if you wear a badly airbrushed Obama Palin shirt like this one:



/Real Republican women. If dumpy is your thang...

I bet I could guess that woman's IQ within +/- 4 points and describe the contents of her bookshelf with an accuracy that would make me look like a god.

rnld: Phil Herup: Or you can continuously re-elect incompetence combined with corruption.

He was charged or convicted with what exactly?



He should be charged with felony tax evasion, but do you think that will happen with the Dems in control?


May you be a Rangel apologist?

rastjr: Wow, the troll comment happened quick today.

It doesn't bother me anymore. People with little to say are little people.

If you don't like what I believe, I'm not going to lose any sleep over it. I'm perfectly capable of moving on without elchip in my life.

Is Remove all Republicans traveling?