Autopsies are being carried out but investigators believe the grapplers overdosed after taking a dose of eye drops combined with alcohol.

In Mexico, it is a common crime for gangs of prostitutes to rob their clients after they pass out from ingesting tainted drinks.

Not sure I want to go that way subby.

Poisoned by a hooker? I can think of at least...3 better ways to die than that...

Example 1: Bear fight during the moon of the popping trees.

...you thought you had a rough night, i couldn't even get up onto the bed.

Brush Up On Your Shakespeare - Eulogy Edition

thomps: ...you thought you had a rough night, i couldn't even get up onto the bed.

Well Played.

I didn't think a time was going to come up where I could mention this.. well hot damn!

So the other day on a site called stupidvideos.com I saw a video clip of a midget wrestling, where his tag team partner placed the midget outside of the ring, on the edge, facing out.. standing all of 2ft tall.. his partner ran to the opposite side of the ring, bounced off the ropes, came back towards to the midget and then slid on his side and kicked the midget into the bad guy who was laying on the floor.

I cannot emphasize enough how wrong and funny this is. I'd link it, but I can't get to the site from work.. but damn it's funny.

He kicked the midget into someone.. someone please find that and link it.

What a way to go.

Tapping out.

/approppriate

Some Nigerian dictator went out this way.

I think I'm going to watch the Feast trilogy tonight.

Eye drops? Is that slang for some crazy new street drug I've never heard of before?

WTF? I don't want to die a midget subby?

I can't think of a single man I know who would want to go that way. Yay, a dumbass who got played by the cheap disease infected whores! Real heroism there.

You're supposed to get a suite at Bellagio and OD on the first pure coke you ever had with a high class call girl. Or at least that's how I imagine it as a chick. Top shelf bourbon should be involved.

So, who gets the bottom part of the casket?

THERE'S A NORM MACDONALD STORY FOR EVERYTHING !! (@ t=3:00, new window)

Dr.Knockboots: I didn't think a time was going to come up where I could mention this.. well hot damn!

So the other day on a site called stupidvideos.com I saw a video clip of a midget wrestling, where his tag team partner placed the midget outside of the ring, on the edge, facing out.. standing all of 2ft tall.. his partner ran to the opposite side of the ring, bounced off the ropes, came back towards to the midget and then slid on his side and kicked the midget into the bad guy who was laying on the floor.

I cannot emphasize enough how wrong and funny this is. I'd link it, but I can't get to the site from work.. but damn it's funny.

He kicked the midget into someone.. someone please find that and link it.

Is this the one? (new window)

Eye drops? Visine and tequila is now a way to commit murder/suicide? Anyone have any clarification on this one?

/At least the corpses weren't all bleary eyed from a night of drinking tequila.

//You know, because of the eye drops.

///Must have sounded like a good idea at the time...

re: He kicked the midget into someone.. someone please find that and link it.

yeah couldn't NOT search for that.

midget kick

another gem:

midget thai boxing

Guntram Shatterhand: So, who gets the bottom part of the casket?

OMG IT'S STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!!! (steve comes busting out of the bottom of the casket and starts hitting the mourners with steel chairs).

NannyStatePark: Top shelf bourbon should be involved.

Midgets don't drink Top shelf bourbon. :D

Prefer this one...oldy but goody (new window)

RammaLamma: Eye drops? Visine and tequila is now a way to commit murder/suicide? Anyone have any clarification on this one?

/At least the corpses weren't all bleary eyed from a night of drinking tequila.

//You know, because of the eye drops.

///Must have sounded like a good idea at the time...

CSI did an episode on this. The eye drops contain nafazoline which suppresses the central nervous system. Hookers put this shiat in your dirnk and take all your shiat after you pass out(this is why you kill the hooker first then have sex with her).

I aspire to die a midget.

dr.zaeus: I think I'm going to watch the Feast trilogy tonight.

jesus fark, there's THREE of them now?

bignobody: Eye drops? Is that slang for some crazy new street drug I've never heard of before?


Seriously, WTF with that? Weren't eyedrops used in some movie lately (wedding crashers?) to give people explosive diarrhea?

Guntram Shatterhand: So, who gets the bottom part of the casket?

I'm guessing they'll just toss them both in...

Eye Drops can be used to administer drugs. I have known a few, lets just say stoners, to drop liquid LSD into there eyes to get off.

But to be used to kill somone off...that is the first I have heard of that. What was the liquid they used?

Also, I havent seen one Nacho Libre image or quote yet. I know that movie wasnt all that but it was silly.

NAAACCCHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Selkhit: NannyStatePark: Top shelf bourbon should be involved.

Midgets don't drink Top shelf bourbon. :D

I never thought I'd say this, but...thread over.

yes it's actual eye drops like visine
they won't just make someone get diarrhea


http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp

sepuku2: Autopsies are being carried out but investigators believe the grapplers overdosed after taking a dose of eye drops combined with alcohol.

In Mexico, it is a common crime for gangs of prostitutes to rob their clients after they pass out from ingesting tainted drinks.

Not sure I want to go that way subby.

Midgets and hookers aren't for everyone. Only thing that would make it more perfect is to wrap the hookers in bacon.

Murdered by hookers is not how I want to go.

There's a special place in heaven for midget wrestlers.

Also... (^)

briflo: sepuku2: Autopsies are being carried out but investigators believe the grapplers overdosed after taking a dose of eye drops combined with alcohol.

In Mexico, it is a common crime for gangs of prostitutes to rob their clients after they pass out from ingesting tainted drinks.

Not sure I want to go that way subby.

Midgets and hookers aren't for everyone. Only thing that would make it more perfect is to wrap the hookers in bacon.

Midget hookers wrapped on bacon?

I think this thread has intersected the "17,000 species threatened with extinction. Savory, delicious, BBQ sauce-coated extinction" thread.

Anyone else sick of the whole "Hurr men love hookers and strippers" thing? "Guys like sex, they must love paying for it or paying to look at but not get it!"

Fark it, I'm going to the bar.

Paying whores for the privilege of being robbed of all your stuff and poisoned to death? Pretty low on my list of ways to go, subby.

Que-faybe?

What is this world coming to when a couple of midgets can't even trust their dirty Mexican hookers? Poor little fellers.

In related news, Juvi Juice is still newsworthy somehow.

dr.zaeus: I think I'm going to watch the Feast trilogy tonight.

I came here for this. I knew Fark wouldn't let me down.

Dr.Knockboots: I cannot emphasize enough how wrong and funny this is.

You weren't joking.

Thanks to Kalashinator for posting the link.

PacManDreaming: You weren't joking.

Thanks to Kalashinator for posting the link.

Glad you guys got to see it. haha!

its gold Jerry, gold

NannyStatePark: I can't think of a single man I know who would want to go that way. Yay, a dumbass who got played by the cheap disease infected whores! Real heroism there.

You're supposed to get a suite at Bellagio and OD on the first pure coke you ever had with a high class call girl. Or at least that's how I imagine it as a chick. Top shelf bourbon should be involved.

It's called a joke.

years ago two lesbian biatches killed a friend[with knives] after he picked them up. the cops arrested his estranged wife, and they were finally nailed after they were caught writing checks from his checkbook.if they hadn't written checks on a dead mans account they would have not been caught.

Speak for yourself, subby. You must be desperate to get laid if this is your idea of a fantasy.

/Get between a Mexican whore's legs and you would pray that you would only die from what may lurk there.

PacManDreaming: Dr.Knockboots: I cannot emphasize enough how wrong and funny this is.

You weren't joking.

Thanks to Kalashinator for posting the link.

'twas nothin, but ubertwit provided the same link, and raised a midget Muay Thai fight.

I'm too lazy to see who it was, but whoever said "que-faybe" is a god among men.

Laugh, but you haven't seen fury like midget fury. I had a midget customer tear into me verbally, once, and the little man was a devil on stubby legs. He gave me what-for, shouting and cursing in ways that full-sized people rarely do in public.

Those little guys... They have a big chip on their shoulder.

This is why we keep building the border fence. Anti-Midget Hooker Assassins.