Sit down, John.

The Hava Nagila?

I want him to take off his stache and use it like a razor boomerang and decapitate our enemies.

It's like all the members of Bush's administration are "heroes" in choose-your-own-adventure books where you only get to continue if you choose the worst most destructive solution to the problem at hand.

Launch an air campaign that destroys a few buildings and cements the populace behind the most hardline motherfarker they can find?

Are you suggesting that we send them a kugel? Why you sly fox, it's just brash and refreshing enough to work!

He's the Hulk of idiots. The louder John gets, the wronger John gets. His incalculable idiocy can only be contained in a Right Wing think tank.

Siphon money from the US?
Expand their "settlements"?

Shutup John, you cock.

Bored Horde: Launch an air campaign that destroys a few buildings and cements the populace behind the most hardline motherfarker they can find?

Seriously, where did this idea come from that people will like when a foreign country attacks them?

John Bolton is actually Benjamin Netanyahu in a clever disguise.

RainWhenIDie:

where did this idea come from that people will like when a foreign country attacks them?

I think that thought there is think tank thinking.

And now, let me introduce my new pretend girlfriend, Toni Trucks



I met her while watching the SciFi channel original movie Star Runners and we just hit it off.

I was wondering how long it would take after the Iran protests died down (though, I hope, are not completely dead) that conservatives would go back to "WE NEED TO ATTACK IRAN THEY ARE EVIL AND WILL KILL US GRRR" mode.

What a goddamned asshole. This guy did all he possibly could to ensure that the NKoreans acquired a nuclear device short of handing it to them*. I'm really starting to think that he is actually a nihilist or anarchist in conservative disguise. At least Wolfowitz had some weird neo-con utopian motivations from time to time.

Citation: Mike Chinoy's "Meltdown: The inside story of the North Korean Nuclear Crisis"

Saber-rattle. Lots and lots of saber-rattling. And 24 hour news coverage.

isn't this guy just a nobody now? who cares what he says...if you ignore him he'll go back to giving mustache rides to preteen boys.

Bolton = stupid cocksucker

Bloody William: I was wondering how long it would take after the Iran protests died down (though, I hope, are not completely dead) that conservatives would go back to "WE NEED TO ATTACK IRAN THEY ARE EVIL AND WILL KILL US GRRR" mode.

I actually thought it was going to take another month or so, but I'm a raging optimist.

"With Iran's hard-line mullahs and the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps unmistakably back in control..."

Really? Fark threads with updates, military style badges and green bands around a "k" didn't cause the revolution to succeed? I'm so shocked.

Guy is awesome. Farkers hate him, means he is awesomer.

Israel should kick the fark out of Iran, now.

Iran has secretly developed a Neutron Bomb that will kill all the fleas in Bolton's mustache while leaving it completely intact.

Bolton: "F*ck it, the protesters lost. Israel, Bomb them until they are happy!"
Israel: "With pleasure. Hey Obama, I can haz loan?"
Obama: "Eat a bowl of dicks, Israel."
Iran: "SEE?!?! The US is behind all of this!!!!"

Wow. He is one scary guy.

He is a warmonger.

I hope that white rat that lives under his nose wakes up and bites his lips off.

Seriously, how do we stop our government from allowing Israel to do this? Not anti-Israel, just anti-war.

Thunderpipes: Guy is awesome. Farkers hate him, means he is awesomer.

Israel should kick the fark out of Iran, now.

No thanks, I like gas prices below 5 dollars a gallon.

rastjr: Seriously, how do we stop our government from allowing Israel to do this? Not anti-Israel, just anti-war.

Oh my god, you f*cking Anti-semite!!!
/obligatory
//have no clue how we'd stop them

rastjr: Seriously, how do we stop our government from allowing Israel to do this? Not anti-Israel, just anti-war.

is stopping from allowing the same as forcing to not-allow?

Bolton's a classic Republican closet case cock muncher who's wrong about everything and thinks he's a genius because of it. Asswipe.

Keeping attention on Iran is just what Bolton and his Irish overlords want.



Wait. What?

Control their Movie Industry?

I need someone to explain to me how Israel starting WW3 is a favorable alternative to Iran having the potential to start WW3.

Clue me in.

rastjr: Seriously, how do we stop our government from allowing Israel to do this? Not anti-Israel, just anti-war.

My hope is that the fear of having to go it alone will be sufficient. An unprovoked attack by Israel would cause most of their support to evaporate.

rastjr: Seriously, how do we stop our government from allowing Israel to do this? Not anti-Israel, just anti-war.

We don't. It's not our job. Israel has to solve its own problems. We SHOULD stop cutting them deals on weaponz. Also, we should start selling all that advanced hardware to Jordan, Lebanon, Syria and Saudi Arabia-- spread the love around and make some ka-ching.

rastjr: Seriously, how do we stop our government from allowing Israel to do this? Not anti-Israel, just anti-war.

I don't know, how was Iraq or Germany or Japan stopped from attacking neighbors?

Bolt-on: facepalm directly to the forehead.

He wrote basically the same op ed in the WSJ on the day of the election. The guy has a serious bloodlust.

fenrael23: //have no clue how we'd stop them

The same as with any spoiled brat: cut off their allowance and not let them have any new toys until they promise not to beat up other kids in the neighborhood with them.

Karma Curmudgeon: fenrael23: //have no clue how we'd stop them

The same as with any spoiled brat: cut off their allowance and not let them have any new toys until they promise not to beat up other kids in the neighborhood with them.

Yeah, but could you imagine the high-pitched whining that would take over our airwaves? Christ, it'd be unbearable.

H31N0US: I need someone to explain to me how Israel starting WW3 is a favorable alternative to Iran having the potential to start WW3.

Clue me in.

Because Iran is not capable of WW3, asshat. Israel would kick the snot out of them, problem solved. They are not pussies like you Farkers. France tried to build Saddam a nuclear reactor, Israel said no, not yours, leveled it in one strike. That is what Israel does. They have to, because Jew haters like Farkers won't leave them alone.

I thought his main directive was to bring about the end times? A couple well placed air strikes in this climate just might help Jesus come back.

Sygerrik: rastjr: Seriously, how do we stop our government from allowing Israel to do this? Not anti-Israel, just anti-war.

We don't. It's not our job. Israel has to solve its own problems. We SHOULD stop cutting them deals on weaponz. Also, we should start selling all that advanced hardware to Jordan, Lebanon, Syria and Saudi Arabia-- spread the love around and make some ka-ching.

That's right, selling weapons to people that hate us is the right thing to do.

/Sarcasm off.

H31N0US: I need someone to explain to me how Israel starting WW3 is a favorable alternative to Iran having the potential to start WW3.

Clue me in.

How about the Rapture?

Iranians hearing things like this can only lead to more acceptance, if not outright support, for "President" Ahmaneedajihad. Which is what our right wing wants, of course...

Diogenes: Iran has secretly developed a Neutron Bomb that will kill all the fleas in Bolton's mustache while leaving it completely intact.

Nearly choked on a raisin, thanks for the lol

The reckless, belligerent and ignorant love this guy.

The Revolution in 1979 took a year. To give up now and beat the war drums... seriously, go FARK YOURSELF you warmongering neocon biatch.

What a farking embarrassment that this knuckle-dragging monster was our ambassador to the UN.

crimsin23: Sygerrik: rastjr: Seriously, how do we stop our government from allowing Israel to do this? Not anti-Israel, just anti-war.

We don't. It's not our job. Israel has to solve its own problems. We SHOULD stop cutting them deals on weaponz. Also, we should start selling all that advanced hardware to Jordan, Lebanon, Syria and Saudi Arabia-- spread the love around and make some ka-ching.

That's right, selling weapons to people that hate us is the right thing to do.

/Sarcasm off.

I agree. We should give them weapons gratis. Then they won't hate us any more.

Thunderpipes: H31N0US: I need someone to explain to me how Israel starting WW3 is a favorable alternative to Iran having the potential to start WW3.

Clue me in.

Because Iran is not capable of WW3, asshat. Israel would kick the snot out of them, problem solved. They are not pussies like you Farkers. France tried to build Saddam a nuclear reactor, Israel said no, not yours, leveled it in one strike. That is what Israel does. They have to, because Jew haters like Farkers won't leave them alone.

ahh Israel, the issue where backwoods troglodyte hicks all pretend like they don't make derogatory jew references on an hourly basis.

Another brave guy: "You guys go get 'em."

The low odds of success for a military strike have not improved over the months and years.

Wanting to do it and pulling it off are very different.