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(MSNBC) Scary Just in case you need another reason to be scared to go to the dentist   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 43
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The Onanist [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:07:19 AM  
www.marlerblog.com

Is it safe?

 
baby dinosaurs [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:23:30 AM  
I guess I have mixed fillings when it comes to the dentist.

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:56:15 AM  
megain.smugmug.com
/better article with video
//hot chick in interview

 
Rincewind53 2009-07-02 11:38:24 AM  
I find that the more I go to the dentist (I have very soft teeth, therefore lots of cavities no matter how much I brush and floss), the less I care about it. When I was a kid I was terrified of the dentist, now it's just a complete hassle where I sit there for an hour being poked and prodded.

 
lukelightning 2009-07-02 12:26:59 PM  
Rincewind53: now it's just a complete hassle where I sit there for an hour being poked and prodded.

That's what your mom told me last night.

 
because good is dumb [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:27:56 PM  
I hope they get to the root of this problem.

 
PumpUpDaFark 2009-07-02 12:30:08 PM  
because good is dumb: I hope they get to the root of this problem.

I'd call him King Dumbass, but he apparently forgot his crown.

 
Daffydil [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:32:06 PM  
I don't...DRTFA...

 
EWreckedSean 2009-07-02 12:32:29 PM  
She probably had it coming....just sayin...

 
PirateKing 2009-07-02 12:32:39 PM  
It's obvious that this was a hate crime. That man is an anti-dentite.

 
LadyHawke [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:32:52 PM  
My dentist is awesome... while I'm having my teeth cleaned I'm sitting in a massaging chair watching a TV that's mounted to the ceiling (lots of good DVD choices) and angled just right while getting a parrafin (sp?) wax job on my hands.

 
The Ninj' 2009-07-02 12:36:20 PM  
The suspect is wearing really big shorts.

 
lukelightning 2009-07-02 12:37:53 PM  
LadyHawke: My dentist is awesome... while I'm having my teeth cleaned I'm sitting in a massaging chair watching a TV that's mounted to the ceiling (lots of good DVD choices) and angled just right while getting a parrafin (sp?) wax job on my hands.

That warm white goo he's putting on your fingers isn't wax...

 
dennysgod 2009-07-02 12:38:00 PM  
Yeah #30 for me :-)

 
bukketmaster 2009-07-02 12:38:57 PM  
You mean the fact that the guy's going to drug me, jab me in the face with sharp objects, drill holes in my skull and then send me a bill isn't reason enough?

/sonic toothbrushes & floss FTW

 
Ponzholio 2009-07-02 12:40:22 PM  
I guess he put a cap in her ass and not on her tooth...

 
Ponzholio 2009-07-02 12:42:19 PM  
Detectives did not release a motive or identify the suspect. But the Ventura County Star newspaper reported that a dental office worker said the gunman was married to the slain victim.

Are they sure that being married isn't motive enough???

 
WhoGAS 2009-07-02 12:44:18 PM  
I really thought the "Recommended Articles" section put a humorous slant on a tragic event: "Facebook: Why not give your ex another shot!"

I mean, come on, really? lol.

 
doogie003 2009-07-02 12:44:52 PM  
www.filmdope.com

/approves!

 
TenderNob 2009-07-02 12:51:34 PM  
LadyHawke: My dentist is awesome... while I'm having my teeth cleaned I'm sitting in a massaging chair watching a TV that's mounted to the ceiling (lots of good DVD choices) and angled just right while getting a parrafin (sp?) wax job on my hands.

But does he pay royalties for the DVDs?

 
Rose Red 2009-07-02 12:52:48 PM  
Why does it matter that CHILDREN witnessed this? Someone is DEAD.

 
darksarin 2009-07-02 12:54:15 PM  
Dentists are evil. One of my best friends is a dentist, so I should know. He recently did some rather extensive work on me, and while he did a good job, it did NOTHING to change the very basic fact that dentists are evil.

You have to be some sort of sadist to enjoy inflicting that sort of pain on others. So NO I am NOT looking at the friendly article, thank you very much, I don't need another reason to hate dentists. I have enough. One for each painful throbbing hole that they've drilled in my teeth or poked in my gums.

 
Branch Dravidian [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:55:24 PM  
Drilled her!

 
Huskadoodle 2009-07-02 12:56:03 PM  
www.csh.rit.edu

I want to be a dentist.

 
AnubisMan 2009-07-02 01:00:53 PM  
Just in case you need another reason to be scared to go to the dentist

I'm not British, but thanks for looking out submitter.

 
Freak of Nurture 2009-07-02 01:02:30 PM  
I hope this isn't the start of a pattern of people snapping and going dental.

 
Duck_of_Doom 2009-07-02 01:11:52 PM  
Rincewind53 I find that the more I go to the dentist (I have very soft teeth, therefore lots of cavities no matter how much I brush and floss), the less I care about it. When I was a kid I was terrified of the dentist, now it's just a complete hassle where I sit there for an hour being poked and prodded.

I feel your pain. Soft teeth are horrendous. Can't wait until they can start growing dentin - I will sign up for human trials if that day ever comes. Experimental treatments must be better than composite fillings. (anyone else have pain & sensitivity with those?)

/don't hate my dentist
//the sound of someone else brushing makes me want to projectile vomit

 
bgddy24601 2009-07-02 01:20:13 PM  
img2.timeinc.net

ALSO approves!

 
Wolfmanjames [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 01:23:27 PM  
darksarin: Dentists are evil. One of my best friends is a dentist, so I should know. He recently did some rather extensive work on me, and while he did a good job, it did NOTHING to change the very basic fact that dentists are evil.

Since 'Marathon Man' and 'Little Shop' have already been refrenced, how about I bring to your attention two heroic dentists?

Wheedon Osborne (new window)

Ben Salomon (new window)

 
SonOfSpam 2009-07-02 01:23:57 PM  
Detectives did not release a motive or identify the suspect. But the Ventura County Star newspaper reported that a dental office worker said the gunman was married to the slain victim.

Just in case you need another reason to be scared to go to the dentist get married.

 
milowitz 2009-07-02 01:46:14 PM  
Still not as bad as the one dentist who was squirting his baby batter into the mouths of gassed patients.

 
Ryan2065 2009-07-02 01:51:57 PM  
Story at the bottom of the page:

Facebook: 'Why not give your ex another shot?'

 
Alleyoop 2009-07-02 01:54:11 PM  
declubz.com

 
NeuroticRocker [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-02 02:08:56 PM  
when i was a kid, i heard all these stories about people getting AIDS from their dentist. i was very young. and I knew what AIDS was but i thought the dentist had the AIDS, not the tools they used on other patients. My dentist is a warm, compassionate guy. Still, hes the only one I see. When I was like 7 I told him I was afraid he was going to give me AIDS, and to this day, he still laughs about it.

 
RubberBabyBuggyBumpers 2009-07-02 02:10:32 PM  
Being afraid to go to the dentist is so 30 years ago.

 
DarknessTigerpaw 2009-07-02 02:13:21 PM  
The Onanist: Is it safe?

Magnificent Boobies ^^ :applauds:

 
Dont Call Me Shirley 2009-07-02 02:41:25 PM  
shhhhh King Barry's on TV

 
GanjSmokr 2009-07-02 02:53:41 PM  
As long as they have me high on the happy gas, it doesn't matter what's going on around me. Shoot away I say.

 
Xlr8urfark 2009-07-02 03:07:27 PM  
My Dad's a cosmetic Dentist so I'm getting a kick...


/and a free Sonicare every year
//and free whitening
//Don't be jealous, we were that family that gave out toothbrushes on halloween that everyone hates.

 
GrizzlyAdamsRox 2009-07-02 03:09:14 PM  
My mouth is still numb from having a filling replaced this morning so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

 
Dirtybird971 2009-07-02 03:13:29 PM  
came for references to Hitman...leaving because my week's OVER!!!!ha-ha-ha-ha-ha......

 
moistD 2009-07-02 03:18:06 PM  
I love the dentist

/the dentist episode from Seinfeld was on this week, where they have sex on Jerry, quality

 
b04155 2009-07-02 04:07:26 PM  
I love my dentist and have never had a bad visit. Although it probably helps to have perfect teeth.

 
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