"Oh, well, at least I don't have to look at it."

Yeah, that's actually the exact same rationale that Steve-O used when he had a nearly life-sized self-portrait of himself tattooed across his entire back.

/Just because one's much much dumber than the other, doesn't mean they're not both dumb.

Galen_Rasputin: Oh sorry, I did not realize you lived in junior America. It explains why the pretensious inflexible douche bag attitude comes naturally to you. Try not to focus on those things that don't matter and someday you and your country might be important to real people.

Says the guy who replied twice to me now. Way to focus, big man.
/I like how you redirected this from your obvious stupidity to your bankrupt clusterfark of a "country".
//Have fun at the world-renown Jazz Festival in St. Louis. Oh wait, it's here!

Tourney3p0: SharkInfested: I'm a chick and all, but honestly, this is one supposedly hot girl that I don't get. I just don't see how she's anything other than averagely cute. I'm no prize, but I will totally give props to your Monica Belluccis, Scarlett Johansans, Diane Lanes, etc. as being beautiful women, but this Hayden thing, I'm just baffled by.

What, are you slow? She's an ACTRESS. Someone has already decided for us that she's hot. We don't even have to think about it.

Damn, you're right. Sorry about that independent thought thing, I'm done now.

xkenny13 to each his own. I'm not really up on all the ladies, but have at it with my blessing

Cheap Man's 1990s Alicia Silverstone

Bermuda59: It's a good thing she didn't try to get a tattoo saying "Romans Go Home"

One 1970s internet for you, sir.

JohnBigBootay: chaoswolf: I'm a smoker that eats red meat, drinks alcohol, is 20 pounds overwieight and I have a tattoo so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

You sound just like me if I had tats. Not against tats at all - I've just yet to see anything I KNOW I'd want to be there in all circumstances next YEAR, let alone 20 years down the road.

That's proper tattoo testing. Think of what you want, then wait a year and see if you still want it.

FarkinHostile: nekulor

Not really. I prefer 18ish.

/Currently 19.
//I like 'em around my age. Is that wrong?


Nope, I like 'em around your age, too. Still, if she looks 13, 13 is seriously hot.

/currently 39
//don't think she looks 13

Yeah. . . she doesn't. But people get off on being sanctimonious and telling other people the busty blond girl looks 13. She has a cute face. Cute face != 13.

Zaea: zunkus: Zaea: Every time I read a tattoo thread I have to laughwonder why all these people give a fark what other people do with their bodies, seriously.

Well, no. Wondering about that makes me sad.

Me too, kinda.

Galen_Rasputin: Quantum Apostrophe: Galen_Rasputin: Quantum Apostrophe: Galen_Rasputin: No Hyden honey, it just proves that you are as dumb as you are cute.

Says the guy who can't spell the name that's the first word in the headline...

Aww you say that like I care what her or your name is. You say that like I care about spelling.

Say do you need a job? Can you type over 60 words a minute? Do you have an English degree? Because I could really use a new secretary.

Awwww, did I huwt someone's feewings? Did you know you can copy and paste text on your computer? Anyways, I'd rather be unemployed in Montreal than living in St. Louis. Toodles!
/PS you must be really cute!

Oh sorry, I did not realize you lived in junior America. It explains why the pretensious inflexible douche bag attitude comes naturally to you. Try not to focus on those things that don't matter and someday you and your country might be important to real people.

Christ dude, you got owned, don't make it worse

Zaea: FREDIOHEAD: It will be funny when men realize that the truly unique women don't have plastic surgery, tattoos or piercings. .

My husband is pretty happy with me, despite my flaws, scars, and generally not being "unique."


/it's not about being unique
//please get out of the past

Or they could realize one or two things are not good predictors for anything...

I have no tattoos or piercings (and never will) but who gives a crap if anyone else has it? If I was 80 and the thing I thought most about was how much I regretted my tattoo, then I have probably lived a good life.

FarkinHostile: Nope, I like 'em around your age, too. Still, if she looks 13, 13 is seriously hot.

/currently 39
//don't think she looks 13

That's the way it usually works. As you age, your "I'm a creep"/"it's cool" detector becomes outdated. Those hot girls at the mall that made you think "These broads needs to be chained in my basement" were probably driven there by their mom.

Now, granted, Hayden doesn't look 13, but I wouldn't have bet any amount of money that she's 19.

RemyDuron: But people get off on being sanctimonious and telling other people the busty blond girl looks 13

We must have different definitions of busty.