WhileAmericaBurns: Child's body with no curves. You're all sick for drooling over her.

chrisdmid: Seacop: chrisdmid: Seacop: moralpanic: at least his error isn't going to follow him for the rest of his life.

On Fark??? It just might mite.

Sorry, pet peeve.

/rotsky

You're one of those guys who posts before they read the entire thread huh?

You're one of those guys who replies before washing the sand out of his vadge, huh. I was in the middle of typing a reply when I was interrupted by work, and I didn't refresh. Sue me.

Did I hurt your feelings? I'm sorry.

Farmerjohn48pan: You should probably do a little research before permanently scarring your body.

I love the "scarring your body" crowd. I have a lot of scars chief, and more than 10 of them are of a design and in places where I wanted them. Those are the tattoos. My other scars? Not so much with the choosing and liking. Get it?

Galen_Rasputin: Quantum Apostrophe: Galen_Rasputin: Quantum Apostrophe: Galen_Rasputin: No Hyden honey, it just proves that you are as dumb as you are cute.

Says the guy who can't spell the name that's the first word in the headline...

Aww you say that like I care what her or your name is. You say that like I care about spelling.

Say do you need a job? Can you type over 60 words a minute? Do you have an English degree? Because I could really use a new secretary.

Awwww, did I huwt someone's feewings? Did you know you can copy and paste text on your computer? Anyways, I'd rather be unemployed in Montreal than living in St. Louis. Toodles!
/PS you must be really cute!

Oh sorry, I did not realize you lived in junior America. It explains why the pretensious inflexible douche bag attitude comes naturally to you. Try not to focus on those things that don't matter and someday you and your country might be important to real people.

Sometimes you just have to laugh at their precociousness and say "Oh, Canada!"

Brainsick: Farmerjohn48pan: You should probably do a little research before permanently scarring your body.

I love the "scarring your body" crowd. I have a lot of scars chief, and more than 10 of them are of a design and in places where I wanted them. Those are the tattoos. My other scars? Not so much with the choosing and liking. Get it?

Seriously. I have 5 scars on my face alone (all from when I was a kid, so they're pretty faint, but still) and I don't really care about tattoos. As long as it means something to you, go for it. Just don't whine about it later.

Zaea: Every time I read a tattoo thread I have to laughwonder why all these people give a fark what other people do with their bodies, seriously.

Wizzin: WhileAmericaBurns: Child's body with no curves. You're all sick for drooling over her.

Chubby chaser thread!

She actually looks, in many of the pictures posted in this thread, like a child, a middle-schooler really. I feel bad being here. It won't be the last time.

Brainsick: I love the "scarring your body" crowd. I have a lot of scars chief, and more than 10 of them are of a design and in places where I wanted them. Those are the tattoos. My other scars? Not so much with the choosing and liking. Get it?

You're effectively lecturing a tattoo artist about how cool tattoos are, and you're arguing the "is cool" side. LOL.

Hot little P.O.A. with a fat vag. Cool. Would hit.


/Tattoos stink

Brainsick: I love the "scarring your body" crowd. I have a lot of scars chief, and more than 10 of them are of a design and in places where I wanted them. Those are the tattoos. My other scars? Not so much with the choosing and liking. Get it?

Yep. When you get old you're going to question your youthful decisionmaking when looking at your saggy faded tattoos. So will I of course, but I won't have the constant visual reminder.

zunkus: Zaea: Every time I read a tattoo thread I have to laughwonder why all these people give a fark what other people do with their bodies, seriously.

Kinda like the fat, smoker, seatbelt, fast food, vegetarian threads isn't it?

this girl has "I'll sit on your dick and smile at you" written all over her.

JohnBigBootay: Brainsick: I love the "scarring your body" crowd. I have a lot of scars chief, and more than 10 of them are of a design and in places where I wanted them. Those are the tattoos. My other scars? Not so much with the choosing and liking. Get it?

Yep. When you get old you're going to question your youthful decisionmaking when looking at your saggy faded tattoos. So will I of course, but I won't have the constant visual reminder.



And when YOU'RE old, you'll be just as incontinent, senile and grumpy as the rest of us, but we'll have lower blood-pressure. You know why? Tattooed people DON'T CARE if you're not tattooed. Doesn't bother us in the least. Although I suppose the feeling of superiority you enjoy with your "virgin" skin is worth it to you. Good for you!

/not to mention I'd rather be an old guy with faded tattoos
//they make frightening children and bullying orderlies soooooo much easier

zunkus: Zaea: Every time I read a tattoo thread I have to laughwonder why all these people give a fark what other people do with their bodies, seriously.

Well, no. Wondering about that makes me sad.

Tittytat

/great meme

JohnBigBootay: zunkus: Zaea: Every time I read a tattoo thread I have to laughwonder why all these people give a fark what other people do with their bodies, seriously.

Kinda like the fat, smoker, seatbelt, fast food, vegetarian threads isn't it?

I'm a smoker that eats red meat, drinks alcohol, is 20 pounds overwieight and I have a tattoo so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

ooo look... and extra i and I didn't even mean to do that.

so hot. i forgive the tattoo.

I have no tattoos. I think they're generally unattractive, but don't really care if someone else has them... just don't understand them myself.

However, I think my opinion of tattoos can generally be summed up by an exchange I saw in Wal-Mart one day. There was a young, good looking college kid with a fairly new nice looking tat on his arm. Up walk this gigantic couple, ill groomed, nasty by all accounts and the guy compliments him on his "awesome tat". Then the guy proceeds to point out all of his faded, nasty, cliche, crap that was inked all over his body and I could just see the poor college kids face fall as the guy just would not shut up.

In my own mind, I interpreted his expression as, "ugh, you're completely ruining this for me".

IMO, tattoos would be much cooler if they hadn't been so popular with the trashy set first...

/random story for the day...

strawberryfieldsforever
emocomputerjock: paygun: Her last name is Panty Hair. The tattoo is the least of her problems.

Speaking of which, there's a set of pictures that show off her mound, and she's really moundy. I wish I could remember when they were from.

You mean these pics? (new window)

does "mound" mean what i think it means?
and is that link a rick roll? or NSFW?

Third_Uncle_Eno: strawberryfieldsforever
emocomputerjock: paygun: Her last name is Panty Hair. The tattoo is the least of her problems.

Speaking of which, there's a set of pictures that show off her mound, and she's really moundy. I wish I could remember when they were from.

You mean these pics? (new window)

does "mound" mean what i think it means?
and is that link a rick roll? or NSFW?

To answer your first question, yes, emocomputerjock does mean that kind of mound.

Second, that link is not a Rick Roll, nor is it NSFW. It's a story from the Daily Mail about Hayden Panettiere and a bunch of other people on some rich guy's boat in Cannes.

I can't wait for her to get older and grow some tits.

IQ7ZuuIU:
//Thinks 'tats' are a great way to sort out dating prospects

And by "prospects", you mean "women you have no chance with".


/I hear the chicks dig judgmental dipshiats.

RevMercutio: IQ7ZuuIU:
//Thinks 'tats' are a great way to sort out dating prospects

And by "prospects", you mean "women you have no chance with".


/I hear the chicks dig judgmental dipshiats.

Really? I hear chicks who smoke have an oral fixation.

Since I now can't stand Heroes...Fark will have to be my source of her pics

Instant Karma: RevMercutio: IQ7ZuuIU:
//Thinks 'tats' are a great way to sort out dating prospects

And by "prospects", you mean "women you have no chance with".


/I hear the chicks dig judgmental dipshiats.

Really? I hear chicks who smoke have an oral fixation.

They better.

Brainsick: And when YOU'RE old, you'll be just as incontinent, senile and grumpy as the rest of us, but we'll have lower blood-pressure. You know why? Tattooed people DON'T CARE if you're not tattooed. Doesn't bother us in the least. Although I suppose the feeling of superiority you enjoy with your "virgin" skin is worth it to you. Good for you!

You misunderstand. I AM old. And I don't care if you have a tattoo - I've just run across several folks who would prefer they didn't have them now. They aren't gonna kill themselves or spend 5 grand over it, but if they'd go away for free they'd prefer it. To each their own.

chaoswolf: I'm a smoker that eats red meat, drinks alcohol, is 20 pounds overwieight and I have a tattoo so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

You sound just like me if I had tats. Not against tats at all - I've just yet to see anything I KNOW I'd want to be there in all circumstances next YEAR, let alone 20 years down the road.

MR. COAL ICE

Was here for pictures of her...and im leaving happy...

factoryconnection: Brainsick: I love the "scarring your body" crowd. I have a lot of scars chief, and more than 10 of them are of a design and in places where I wanted them. Those are the tattoos. My other scars? Not so much with the choosing and liking. Get it?

You're effectively lecturing a tattoo artist about how cool tattoos are, and you're arguing the "is cool" side. LOL.

Ha ha! My favorite response of the day. Especially the "Get it?".

We all make mistakes, and I laugh in good fun, but it is kind of a dumb comment to make.

Stroke_N_Focus: Was here for pictures of her...and im leaving happy exhausted...

Heroic Poser: Stroke_N_Focus: Was here for pictures of her...and im leaving happy exhausted...

True! Stroke And Focus.

I have a feeling that the tattoo removal service people will be very busy in the next few years as the people (especially females) realize that this recent tattoo craze is just another trendy fad. It will be funny when men realize that the truly unique women don't have plastic surgery, tattoos or piercings. If you are a young woman, try not getting any body modifications. You will soon have guys falling at your feet.

/of course that's just my opinion
//I'm all for "to each his own".

FREDIOHEAD: It will be funny when men realize that the truly unique women don't have plastic surgery, tattoos or piercings. .

My husband is pretty happy with me, despite my flaws, scars, and generally not being "unique."


/it's not about being unique
//please get out of the past

It's okay because there are at least 300 equally attractive women at the mall RIGHT NOW.

I gotta be honest, I think she'll forever look like a 13 year-old girl.

Man, what a big fat cooter. Looks like she was split with a broadaxe.

I'm a chick and all, but honestly, this is one supposedly hot girl that I don't get. I just don't see how she's anything other than averagely cute. I'm no prize, but I will totally give props to your Monica Belluccis, Scarlett Johansans, Diane Lanes, etc. as being beautiful women, but this Hayden thing, I'm just baffled by.

but have at it, fap away, I don't have to understand it

Ah, youth. The ability of being able to not care about something permanent on your body.

I love tattoos. Done right. I've yet to find one I can commit to and if the tattoo "artist" were to mis-spell or fark it up, oh, the hell that would rain down upon them.

FarkinHostile: RantCasey

I gotta be honest, I think she'll forever look like a 13 year-old girl.


PERFECT.

Not really. I prefer 18ish.

/Currently 19.
//I like 'em around my age. Is that wrong?

In most cases a misspelled tattoo makes you look like a retard. But in this case I like it. For two reasons:

1. No one will know it is misspelled because it's hard to read in the first place and not in English
2. It says "live life without regret," and the fact that it is misspelled reinforces that sentiment.

I think it being misspelled actually makes it better.

nekulor

Not really. I prefer 18ish.

/Currently 19.
//I like 'em around my age. Is that wrong?


Nope, I like 'em around your age, too. Still, if she looks 13, 13 is seriously hot.

/currently 39
//don't think she looks 13

FarkinHostile: nekulor

Not really. I prefer 18ish.

/Currently 19.
//I like 'em around my age. Is that wrong?


Nope, I like 'em around your age, too. Still, if she looks 13, 13 is seriously hot.

/currently 39
//don't think she looks 13

You're wrong. She definitely looks 13.

SharkInfested: I'm a chick and all, but honestly, this is one supposedly hot girl that I don't get. I just don't see how she's anything other than averagely cute. I'm no prize, but I will totally give props to your Monica Belluccis, Scarlett Johansans, Diane Lanes, etc. as being beautiful women, but this Hayden thing, I'm just baffled by.

What, are you slow? She's an ACTRESS. Someone has already decided for us that she's hot. We don't even have to think about it.

WhileAmericaBurns

You're wrong. She definitely looks 13.

(Shrugs) Ok, I guess I better card the girls I ask out from now on. Or at least stop picking them up at the playground.

SharkInfested: I'm a chick and all, but honestly, this is one supposedly hot girl that I don't get. I just don't see how she's anything other than averagely cute. I'm no prize, but I will totally give props to your Monica Belluccis, Scarlett Johansans, Diane Lanes, etc. as being beautiful women, but this Hayden thing, I'm just baffled by.

but have at it, fap away, I don't have to understand it

To each their own ... I don't have any of the women you mentioned on my Top 10 list.



Kristen Bell, on the other hand ... yowza!!!

/You know it's hot(linked)...

FarkinHostile: WhileAmericaBurns

You're wrong. She definitely looks 13.

(Shrugs) Ok, I guess I better card the girls I ask out from now on. Or at least stop picking them up at the playground.

Or you could ask out girls who don't look like they need to be carded.

WhileAmericaBurns

Or you could ask out girls who don't look like they need to be carded.


I have a thing for pigtails, what can I say?