p the boiler: Seacop: moralpanic: Quantum Apostrophe: Galen_Rasputin: No Hyden honey, it just proves that you are as dumb as you are cute.

Says the guy who can't spell the name that's the first word in the headline...

LOL yeah, but at least his error isn't going to follow him for the rest of his life.

On Fark??? It just might.

ever hear of Rotsky?


Losely...

moralpanic: Quantum Apostrophe: Galen_Rasputin: No Hyden honey, it just proves that you are as dumb as you are cute.

Says the guy who can't spell the name that's the first word in the headline...

LOL yeah, but at least his error isn't going to follow him for the rest of his life.

sure it will. this page is already indexed under Google.

discospinster: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Well the extra I gives me something to dot when I finish on her back... wow that was a bit creepy

/would hit it with out question
//being dyslexic and no training in Latin I wouldnt be bothered on bit

It's Italian not Latin.

well thank you for that information good sir

p the boiler: Seacop: moralpanic: Quantum Apostrophe: Galen_Rasputin: No Hyden honey, it just proves that you are as dumb as you are cute.

Says the guy who can't spell the name that's the first word in the headline...

LOL yeah, but at least his error isn't going to follow him for the rest of his life.

On Fark??? It just might.

ever hear here of Rotsky?

/Sorry, pet peeve

I think she sports mid-grade puffies.

ANYBODY who has phrases tattooed on their bodies goes to the head of the batshiat crazy line. Multiple phrase gets you to the Express Line.

/Yes, I'm talking about you Megan Fox
//Thinks 'tats' are a great way to sort out dating prospects

Galen_Rasputin: Quantum Apostrophe: Galen_Rasputin: No Hyden honey, it just proves that you are as dumb as you are cute.

Says the guy who can't spell the name that's the first word in the headline...

Aww you say that like I care what her or your name is. You say that like I care about spelling.

Say do you need a job? Can you type over 60 words a minute? Do you have an English degree? Because I could really use a new secretary.

Awwww, did I huwt someone's feewings? Did you know you can copy and paste text on your computer? Anyways, I'd rather be unemployed in Montreal than living in St. Louis. Toodles!
/PS you must be really cute!

I was having a beer with a friend of mine who does traditional Asian style tattoos. Some chick showed us her new tattoo and told us that the symbols were for good luck and prosperity. My friend told her "No, it says that you are a whore". You should probably do a little research before permanently scarring your body.

Thank You Black Jesus!: It's distracting

OH, GOOD!

Bermuda59: It's a good thing she didn't try to get a tattoo saying "Romans Go Home"

Bravo.

Nothing a little organic Wite-Out can't fix...

/Vidi, vici, veni.

Farking A, the whole writing a sentence down your body is just dumb to me. It's like the cliched butt hat now.
Ricci, Fox. It's just ugly.
I mean for farks sake it...



...ta hell was I talking about?

I would destroy her innocence. That is all.

Zombalupagus: FTFA: "I don't have to stare at it all the time, but then you have it on your back and you don't realise that it's misspelled either!"

Huh-durrrr....


baby dinosaurs: tattoo is latin for Live Life Without Regret.

If anyone who can understand it is doing her from behind you know he's gonna take a chance and stick it in her pooper. It's almost a dare!


Guntram Shatterhand: She's friends with Paris Hilton...

Ok, between this, her dumb-ass tattoo and her "hur hurr it's on my back I don't have to read it" attitude even my penis has decided "I don't care how cute she is. Do not want."



huuuuur duuuurrrrrrr.......

strawberryfieldsforever:



Am I crazy or is that a C-Section scar?

Anyhoo, Hayden, if you're reading this, I just want you to know that my semen has been medically documented as being able to remove tattoos when liberally applied to the affected area. Just sayin'. Call me.

When it comes to doing it wrong, Hayden Pantyair swings both ways.

Moar pix of Hayden in olde' timey pin-up land pleaz.

I bet she tastes like sunshine and good natured chuckles with a just hint of kosher salt.

Hmmm...so what's Italian for "swallow, or it's going in your eye?"

ahhhh i love how she's pretending to blow it off as no big deal
when you just KNOW she's totally farking pissed off

who wouldn't be?

tattoos already make a chick look idiotic
but MISSPELLED tattoos go the extra mile


/sorry ladies, it's not attractive
//if i wanna fark a sailor i'll fark a sailor

MBarry: Moar pix of Hayden in olde' timey pin-up land pleaz.











You're welcome.

Italian for "slippery when wet"?

Quantum Apostrophe: Galen_Rasputin: Quantum Apostrophe: Galen_Rasputin: No Hyden honey, it just proves that you are as dumb as you are cute.

Says the guy who can't spell the name that's the first word in the headline...

Aww you say that like I care what her or your name is. You say that like I care about spelling.

Say do you need a job? Can you type over 60 words a minute? Do you have an English degree? Because I could really use a new secretary.

Awwww, did I huwt someone's feewings? Did you know you can copy and paste text on your computer? Anyways, I'd rather be unemployed in Montreal than living in St. Louis. Toodles!
/PS you must be really cute!

Oh sorry, I did not realize you lived in junior America. It explains why the pretensious inflexible douche bag attitude comes naturally to you. Try not to focus on those things that don't matter and someday you and your country might be important to real people.

"I put my own spin on it"? Mistakes are not spins. Covering up a mistake is a spin. She fails at spinning her own press.

It gets really hard to think she's cute when she's always acting retarded.

Seacop: moralpanic: at least his error isn't going to follow him for the rest of his life.

On Fark??? It just might mite.

Sorry, pet peeve.

/rotsky

chrisdmid: Seacop: moralpanic: at least his error isn't going to follow him for the rest of his life.

On Fark??? It just might mite.

Sorry, pet peeve.

/rotsky

You're one of those guys who posts before they read the entire thread huh?

Farking eco-terrorist supporter

There is crazy, and then there is batshiat insane with no proper guidance crazy.

Fark you, Hayden.

She might as well have said, "I'm dumb but it doesn't matter because I'm blonde and really farkable."

Farmerjohn48pan: I was having a beer with a friend of mine who does traditional Asian style tattoos. Some chick showed us her new tattoo and told us that the symbols were for good luck and prosperity. My friend told her "No, it says that you are a whore". You should probably do a little research before permanently scarring your body.

Cool - you could have your friend (not a native speaker of any asian language) and the original artist (not a native speaker of any asian language) get together for a 'showdown of the people who have no idea what they are talking about'. I know, YOUR guy does traditional asian tattoos for a living - he knows what he's talking about! So does the other guy. It's much more likely neither one of them do.

At least she has a future as a comedienne...

This should be an IRONIC tag.

Live with no regrets? especially a bad tattoo....

At least it's in Italian. It would be another thing entirely if she had a heart on her arm with the word "MOOM" on it.

IQ7ZuuIU

ANYBODY who has phrases tattooed on their bodies goes to the head of the batshiat crazy line. Multiple phrase gets you to the Express Line.

/Yes, I'm talking about you Megan Fox
//Thinks 'tats' are a great way to sort out dating prospects


Yes, because you would turn down Megan Fox and Hayden Panettiere because of a tattoo.

Shut up. Really.

I wonder what happened to that rough character I used to know that had the SMOCK POT tattoo with the Hookah Smoking Caterpiller from Alice In Wonderland rendered so poorly in prison ink that it looked like a big steaming turd.

FarkinHostile: IQ7ZuuIU

ANYBODY who has phrases tattooed on their bodies goes to the head of the batshiat crazy line. Multiple phrase gets you to the Express Line.

/Yes, I'm talking about you Megan Fox
//Thinks 'tats' are a great way to sort out dating prospects


Yes, because you would turn down Megan Fox and Hayden Panettiere because of a tattoo.

Shut up. Really.

The main reasons for turning them down has NOTHING to do with the tattoos. The tats are just an 'early warning device'. My guess is that you are not anywhere near my age and/or happily married, and thus are still at that point in life where Mr.Penis makes all the decisions.

/First crush on Barbara Eden in 'I Dream Of Jeannie'(no tats)

//Lawn....off.

Who?

She should have went with the Mr. Cool Ice tattoo set.

Her last name is Panty Hair. The tattoo is the least of her problems.

IQ7ZuuIU: FarkinHostile: IQ7ZuuIU

ANYBODY who has phrases tattooed on their bodies goes to the head of the batshiat crazy line. Multiple phrase gets you to the Express Line.

/Yes, I'm talking about you Megan Fox
//Thinks 'tats' are a great way to sort out dating prospects


Yes, because you would turn down Megan Fox and Hayden Panettiere because of a tattoo.

Shut up. Really.

The main reasons for turning them down has NOTHING to do with the tattoos. The tats are just an 'early warning device'. My guess is that you are not anywhere near my age and/or happily married, and thus are still at that point in life where Mr.Penis makes all the decisions.

/First crush on Barbara Eden in 'I Dream Of Jeannie'(no tats)

//Lawn....off.


Look, I can't speak for the rest of these farkers, but I'm not talking about dating either one of them. Just random wild an'crazy farking like animals. Neither Megan nor Hayden are datable material, but both are hot prospects for a good deep dicking. The tats don't interfere with that in any way shape or form, unless someone uses that as an excuse to hide teh ghey.

Did she really need a tattoo on her body to remind her to live life without regrets? It's not that hard a concept to grasp. It's like those people who get dead relatives faces tattooed on their body. You couldn't remember what grandma looked like?

/it's like those dumb "WWJD" bracelets
//Jesus wouldn't be a dick. There ya go. Not too hard to remember.

Every time I read a tattoo thread I have to laugh.

ObeliskToucher: At least she has a future as a comedienne...

Yeah, they sure are both women with blond hair. Good catch.

paygun: Her last name is Panty Hair. The tattoo is the least of her problems.

Speaking of which, there's a set of pictures that show off her mound, and she's really moundy. I wish I could remember when they were from.

IQ7ZuuIU

The main reasons for turning them down has NOTHING to do with the tattoos. The tats are just an 'early warning device'.

It's pretty easy to say you would turn down someone who you have absolutely no chance of ever getting. Easy. So many people here do it that it has become a cliche'.

If she was sitting on your lap, and there were no consequences, and you are not gay, I have a very hard time believing you wouldn't bang either of them. Very hard time.


My guess is that you are not anywhere near my age and/or happily married, and thus are still at that point in life where Mr.Penis makes all the decisions.

39, not married, GF. Men are dogs. Just admit it to yourself. Doesn't make you a bad guy.


/First crush on Barbara Eden in 'I Dream Of Jeannie'(no tats)

You have been vindicated with that line. I still love the Barbara Eden of the 70's. Hottest thing on the planet.

emocomputerjock: paygun: Her last name is Panty Hair. The tattoo is the least of her problems.

Speaking of which, there's a set of pictures that show off her mound, and she's really moundy. I wish I could remember when they were from.

You mean these pics? (new window)

Child's body with no curves. You're all sick for drooling over her.

strawberryfieldsforever: emocomputerjock: paygun: Her last name is Panty Hair. The tattoo is the least of her problems.

Speaking of which, there's a set of pictures that show off her mound, and she's really moundy. I wish I could remember when they were from.

You mean these pics? (new window)

That's them.

/would hit

Seacop: chrisdmid: Seacop: moralpanic: at least his error isn't going to follow him for the rest of his life.

On Fark??? It just might mite.

Sorry, pet peeve.

/rotsky

You're one of those guys who posts before they read the entire thread huh?

You're one of those guys who replies before washing the sand out of his vadge, huh. I was in the middle of typing a reply when I was interrupted by work, and I didn't refresh. Sue me.

is she going to get gross big toe thumbs and a douchebag boyfriend as well ?

Oh, and a Joker's grin, too.

WhileAmericaBurns: Child's body with no curves. You're all sick for drooling over her.

Chubby chaser thread!