It's distracting

That woman can't get hooked on coke and spiral into a Lohan trainwreck fast enough.

Like we care if she can talk spell.

/Thinks she's okay to look at
//There's better out there

Great, now I'll have to stare at that night, unless I hold her hair just right. Still, kinda distracting.

That basterd tattoo artist!

Subby, was I supposed to read the headline in Peter Griffin's voice? Because I did. I did.

I'm going to assume the misspelled translation means 'Aim Here Ponzholio', so I'm cool with it...

By the way...

I was really interested in reading I Love You, Beth Cooper until I saw the trailer for the movie. Has anyone out there actually read it? Is it any good?

My Third Testicle: Great, now I'll have to stare at that night, unless I hold her hair just right. Still, kinda distracting.

The woman is so talentless, you know she's been on her back for every producer that hired her.

I don't think it will be a worry for much longer....I see her career stalling after Heroes goes off the air

/I just read somewhere it's still on?

I just hate that this amazingly gorgeous chick who is so hot I'd lick the corn out of her shiat had to fark up perfection by getting a stupid farking tattoo.

God damn it, I hate it when hotties get inked. The hotness factor goes down so exponentially.

tattoo is latin for Live Life Without Regret.
the artist misspelled it to drive the sentiment home.

"Lasciate ogni speranza voi ch'entrate" would work great as a tramp stamp.

No Hyden honey, it just proves that you are as dumb as you are cute.

Look at meeeee! I inked something ridiculous on my skin! Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Honestly? I live in a college town (Davis, Ca.) close to two large concentrations of hipsters (Sac and SF ) and I'm pretty sure I only know 1 woman under 40 that DOESN'T have at least one tat.Considering there are approx 999 shiatty tats for every good one, I find this disheartening to say the least..

baby dinosaurs: tattoo is latin for Live Life Without Regret.
the artist misspelled it to drive the sentiment home.

HAHAHA

FFS.

I'd think her tattoo is just as predictable and cliche if it wasn't misspelled.

I knew a girl in high school that got "Priness" tattooed around her ankle.

Galen_Rasputin: No Hyden honey, it just proves that you are as dumb as you are cute.

Says the guy who can't spell the name that's the first word in the headline...

Bored Horde: My Third Testicle: Great, now I'll have to stare at that night, unless I hold her hair just right. Still, kinda distracting.

The woman is so talentless, you know she's been on her back for every producer that hired her.

Even the producer for Remember the Titans?????

Quantum Apostrophe: Galen_Rasputin: No Hyden honey, it just proves that you are as dumb as you are cute.

Says the guy who can't spell the name that's the first word in the headline...

LOL yeah, but at least his error isn't going to follow him for the rest of his life.

oldweevil

Bust! I was just talking to Hayden and she was wondering what you thought of her. She was going to come over and meet you. But now she is sad because you don't like tattoos. Bummer dude.

FALLISCE

Well the extra I gives me something to dot when I finish on her back... wow that was a bit creepy

/would hit it with out question
//being dyslexic and no training in Latin I wouldnt be bothered on bit

Dumb ho!

moralpanic: Quantum Apostrophe: Galen_Rasputin: No Hyden honey, it just proves that you are as dumb as you are cute.

Says the guy who can't spell the name that's the first word in the headline...

LOL yeah, but at least his error isn't going to follow him for the rest of his life.

On Fark??? It just might.

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Well the extra I gives me something to dot when I finish on her back... wow that was a bit creepy

/would hit it with out question
//being dyslexic and no training in Latin I wouldnt be bothered on bit

It's Italian not Latin.

baby dinosaurs: tattoo is latin for Live Life Without Regret.

Which is a cool expression many people use to inspire them to take chances, to push them to attempt to accomplish difficult things so they don't look back at the end and feel they wasted their time. Unfortunately it seems most people simply use it as an excuse for being assholes - a credo that allows them to NOT apologize no matter how big a dick they've been, "Hey man, no regrets!"

OMG It means rape without remorse now..

She may say she doesn't care, but it's gathering momentum in the back of her mind.

When I moved into my house, everything was perfect until my sister said, "do you realize that spindle is upside down on this railing?" She'd seen the house for less than five minutes. Obviously I'm still seething of that and other house flaws, thanks to her observation.

It's a good thing she didn't try to get a tattoo saying "Romans Go Home"

mhd: "Lasciate ogni speranza voi ch'entrate" would work great as a tramp stamp.

I really think that would depend a whole lot on the tramp.

I think we're all ignoring the point here.

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS
EXCEPT FOR EURIOPA

She's friends with Paris Hilton and is famous for only one thing: a TV show that shiat the bed after its first season.

She's toast.

I would lick the tattoo until it was spelled correctly.

Yes, I would.

busy chillin': oldweevil

Bust! I was just talking to Hayden and she was wondering what you thought of her. She was going to come over and meet you. But now she is sad because you don't like tattoos. Bummer dude.

Don't get me wrong, I'd still hit it, 'cept I'm married. But I think my wife would let me have a pass.

The thing is, Hayden is so volcanically hot that even the reduction in hotness from the skanktoo still makes her volcanically hot.

Laem.

Quantum Apostrophe: Galen_Rasputin: No Hyden honey, it just proves that you are as dumb as you are cute.

Says the guy who can't spell the name that's the first word in the headline...

Aww you say that like I care what her or your name is. You say that like I care about spelling.

Say do you need a job? Can you type over 60 words a minute? Do you have an English degree? Because I could really use a new secretary.

Galen_Rasputin: Aww you say that like I care what her or your name is. You say that like I care about spelling

No honey, it just proves that you are as dumb as you are cute.

ok, tattoo's are so over. it used to be cool, but now it's just played out.

/had tattoos
//wishes I didn't
///so wished he WAS her tattoo

That tattoo is as poorly written as the show she stars in.

Seacop: moralpanic: Quantum Apostrophe: Galen_Rasputin: No Hyden honey, it just proves that you are as dumb as you are cute.

Says the guy who can't spell the name that's the first word in the headline...

LOL yeah, but at least his error isn't going to follow him for the rest of his life.

On Fark??? It just might.

ever hear of Rotsky?

FTFA: "I don't have to stare at it all the time, but then you have it on your back and you don't realise that it's misspelled either!"

Huh-durrrr....


baby dinosaurs: tattoo is latin for Live Life Without Regret.

If anyone who can understand it is doing her from behind you know he's gonna take a chance and stick it in her pooper. It's almost a dare!


Guntram Shatterhand: She's friends with Paris Hilton...

Ok, between this, her dumb-ass tattoo and her "hur hurr it's on my back I don't have to read it" attitude even my penis has decided "I don't care how cute she is. Do not want."

raw monkey: ///so wished he WAS her tattoo

Now that you've said that, I realize there must be a fetish for people who want to be tatoos. You have soiled my brain...

/Needs old-fshioned, wholesome lolita complex pics.

p the boiler: Seacop: moralpanic: Quantum Apostrophe: Galen_Rasputin: No Hyden honey, it just proves that you are as dumb as you are cute.

Says the guy who can't spell the name that's the first word in the headline...

LOL yeah, but at least his error isn't going to follow him for the rest of his life.

On Fark??? It just might.

ever hear of Rotsky?


Losely...

moralpanic: Quantum Apostrophe: Galen_Rasputin: No Hyden honey, it just proves that you are as dumb as you are cute.

Says the guy who can't spell the name that's the first word in the headline...

LOL yeah, but at least his error isn't going to follow him for the rest of his life.

sure it will. this page is already indexed under Google.

discospinster: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Well the extra I gives me something to dot when I finish on her back... wow that was a bit creepy

/would hit it with out question
//being dyslexic and no training in Latin I wouldnt be bothered on bit

It's Italian not Latin.

well thank you for that information good sir

p the boiler: Seacop: moralpanic: Quantum Apostrophe: Galen_Rasputin: No Hyden honey, it just proves that you are as dumb as you are cute.

Says the guy who can't spell the name that's the first word in the headline...

LOL yeah, but at least his error isn't going to follow him for the rest of his life.

On Fark??? It just might.

ever hear here of Rotsky?

/Sorry, pet peeve

I think she sports mid-grade puffies.

ANYBODY who has phrases tattooed on their bodies goes to the head of the batshiat crazy line. Multiple phrase gets you to the Express Line.

/Yes, I'm talking about you Megan Fox
//Thinks 'tats' are a great way to sort out dating prospects

Galen_Rasputin: Quantum Apostrophe: Galen_Rasputin: No Hyden honey, it just proves that you are as dumb as you are cute.

Says the guy who can't spell the name that's the first word in the headline...

Aww you say that like I care what her or your name is. You say that like I care about spelling.

Say do you need a job? Can you type over 60 words a minute? Do you have an English degree? Because I could really use a new secretary.

Awwww, did I huwt someone's feewings? Did you know you can copy and paste text on your computer? Anyways, I'd rather be unemployed in Montreal than living in St. Louis. Toodles!
/PS you must be really cute!

I was having a beer with a friend of mine who does traditional Asian style tattoos. Some chick showed us her new tattoo and told us that the symbols were for good luck and prosperity. My friend told her "No, it says that you are a whore". You should probably do a little research before permanently scarring your body.

Thank You Black Jesus!: It's distracting

OH, GOOD!

Bermuda59: It's a good thing she didn't try to get a tattoo saying "Romans Go Home"

Bravo.

Nothing a little organic Wite-Out can't fix...

/Vidi, vici, veni.

Farking A, the whole writing a sentence down your body is just dumb to me. It's like the cliched butt hat now.
Ricci, Fox. It's just ugly.
I mean for farks sake it...



...ta hell was I talking about?

I would destroy her innocence. That is all.

Zombalupagus: FTFA: "I don't have to stare at it all the time, but then you have it on your back and you don't realise that it's misspelled either!"

Huh-durrrr....


baby dinosaurs: tattoo is latin for Live Life Without Regret.

If anyone who can understand it is doing her from behind you know he's gonna take a chance and stick it in her pooper. It's almost a dare!


Guntram Shatterhand: She's friends with Paris Hilton...

Ok, between this, her dumb-ass tattoo and her "hur hurr it's on my back I don't have to read it" attitude even my penis has decided "I don't care how cute she is. Do not want."



huuuuur duuuurrrrrrr.......

strawberryfieldsforever:



Am I crazy or is that a C-Section scar?

Anyhoo, Hayden, if you're reading this, I just want you to know that my semen has been medically documented as being able to remove tattoos when liberally applied to the affected area. Just sayin'. Call me.

When it comes to doing it wrong, Hayden Pantyair swings both ways.

Moar pix of Hayden in olde' timey pin-up land pleaz.

I bet she tastes like sunshine and good natured chuckles with a just hint of kosher salt.

Hmmm...so what's Italian for "swallow, or it's going in your eye?"

ahhhh i love how she's pretending to blow it off as no big deal
when you just KNOW she's totally farking pissed off

who wouldn't be?

tattoos already make a chick look idiotic
but MISSPELLED tattoos go the extra mile


/sorry ladies, it's not attractive
//if i wanna fark a sailor i'll fark a sailor

MBarry: Moar pix of Hayden in olde' timey pin-up land pleaz.











You're welcome.

Italian for "slippery when wet"?

Quantum Apostrophe: Galen_Rasputin: Quantum Apostrophe: Galen_Rasputin: No Hyden honey, it just proves that you are as dumb as you are cute.

Says the guy who can't spell the name that's the first word in the headline...

Aww you say that like I care what her or your name is. You say that like I care about spelling.

Say do you need a job? Can you type over 60 words a minute? Do you have an English degree? Because I could really use a new secretary.

Awwww, did I huwt someone's feewings? Did you know you can copy and paste text on your computer? Anyways, I'd rather be unemployed in Montreal than living in St. Louis. Toodles!
/PS you must be really cute!

Oh sorry, I did not realize you lived in junior America. It explains why the pretensious inflexible douche bag attitude comes naturally to you. Try not to focus on those things that don't matter and someday you and your country might be important to real people.

"I put my own spin on it"? Mistakes are not spins. Covering up a mistake is a spin. She fails at spinning her own press.

It gets really hard to think she's cute when she's always acting retarded.

Seacop: moralpanic: at least his error isn't going to follow him for the rest of his life.

On Fark??? It just might mite.

Sorry, pet peeve.

/rotsky

chrisdmid: Seacop: moralpanic: at least his error isn't going to follow him for the rest of his life.

On Fark??? It just might mite.

Sorry, pet peeve.

/rotsky

You're one of those guys who posts before they read the entire thread huh?

Farking eco-terrorist supporter

There is crazy, and then there is batshiat insane with no proper guidance crazy.

Fark you, Hayden.

She might as well have said, "I'm dumb but it doesn't matter because I'm blonde and really farkable."

Farmerjohn48pan: I was having a beer with a friend of mine who does traditional Asian style tattoos. Some chick showed us her new tattoo and told us that the symbols were for good luck and prosperity. My friend told her "No, it says that you are a whore". You should probably do a little research before permanently scarring your body.

Cool - you could have your friend (not a native speaker of any asian language) and the original artist (not a native speaker of any asian language) get together for a 'showdown of the people who have no idea what they are talking about'. I know, YOUR guy does traditional asian tattoos for a living - he knows what he's talking about! So does the other guy. It's much more likely neither one of them do.

At least she has a future as a comedienne...

This should be an IRONIC tag.

Live with no regrets? especially a bad tattoo....

At least it's in Italian. It would be another thing entirely if she had a heart on her arm with the word "MOOM" on it.

IQ7ZuuIU

ANYBODY who has phrases tattooed on their bodies goes to the head of the batshiat crazy line. Multiple phrase gets you to the Express Line.

/Yes, I'm talking about you Megan Fox
//Thinks 'tats' are a great way to sort out dating prospects


Yes, because you would turn down Megan Fox and Hayden Panettiere because of a tattoo.

Shut up. Really.

I wonder what happened to that rough character I used to know that had the SMOCK POT tattoo with the Hookah Smoking Caterpiller from Alice In Wonderland rendered so poorly in prison ink that it looked like a big steaming turd.

FarkinHostile: IQ7ZuuIU

ANYBODY who has phrases tattooed on their bodies goes to the head of the batshiat crazy line. Multiple phrase gets you to the Express Line.

/Yes, I'm talking about you Megan Fox
//Thinks 'tats' are a great way to sort out dating prospects


Yes, because you would turn down Megan Fox and Hayden Panettiere because of a tattoo.

Shut up. Really.

The main reasons for turning them down has NOTHING to do with the tattoos. The tats are just an 'early warning device'. My guess is that you are not anywhere near my age and/or happily married, and thus are still at that point in life where Mr.Penis makes all the decisions.

/First crush on Barbara Eden in 'I Dream Of Jeannie'(no tats)

//Lawn....off.

Who?

She should have went with the Mr. Cool Ice tattoo set.

Her last name is Panty Hair. The tattoo is the least of her problems.

IQ7ZuuIU: FarkinHostile: IQ7ZuuIU

ANYBODY who has phrases tattooed on their bodies goes to the head of the batshiat crazy line. Multiple phrase gets you to the Express Line.

/Yes, I'm talking about you Megan Fox
//Thinks 'tats' are a great way to sort out dating prospects


Yes, because you would turn down Megan Fox and Hayden Panettiere because of a tattoo.

Shut up. Really.

The main reasons for turning them down has NOTHING to do with the tattoos. The tats are just an 'early warning device'. My guess is that you are not anywhere near my age and/or happily married, and thus are still at that point in life where Mr.Penis makes all the decisions.

/First crush on Barbara Eden in 'I Dream Of Jeannie'(no tats)

//Lawn....off.


Look, I can't speak for the rest of these farkers, but I'm not talking about dating either one of them. Just random wild an'crazy farking like animals. Neither Megan nor Hayden are datable material, but both are hot prospects for a good deep dicking. The tats don't interfere with that in any way shape or form, unless someone uses that as an excuse to hide teh ghey.

Did she really need a tattoo on her body to remind her to live life without regrets? It's not that hard a concept to grasp. It's like those people who get dead relatives faces tattooed on their body. You couldn't remember what grandma looked like?

/it's like those dumb "WWJD" bracelets
//Jesus wouldn't be a dick. There ya go. Not too hard to remember.

Every time I read a tattoo thread I have to laugh.

ObeliskToucher: At least she has a future as a comedienne...

Yeah, they sure are both women with blond hair. Good catch.

paygun: Her last name is Panty Hair. The tattoo is the least of her problems.

Speaking of which, there's a set of pictures that show off her mound, and she's really moundy. I wish I could remember when they were from.

IQ7ZuuIU

The main reasons for turning them down has NOTHING to do with the tattoos. The tats are just an 'early warning device'.

It's pretty easy to say you would turn down someone who you have absolutely no chance of ever getting. Easy. So many people here do it that it has become a cliche'.

If she was sitting on your lap, and there were no consequences, and you are not gay, I have a very hard time believing you wouldn't bang either of them. Very hard time.


My guess is that you are not anywhere near my age and/or happily married, and thus are still at that point in life where Mr.Penis makes all the decisions.

39, not married, GF. Men are dogs. Just admit it to yourself. Doesn't make you a bad guy.


/First crush on Barbara Eden in 'I Dream Of Jeannie'(no tats)

You have been vindicated with that line. I still love the Barbara Eden of the 70's. Hottest thing on the planet.

emocomputerjock: paygun: Her last name is Panty Hair. The tattoo is the least of her problems.

Speaking of which, there's a set of pictures that show off her mound, and she's really moundy. I wish I could remember when they were from.

You mean these pics? (new window)

Child's body with no curves. You're all sick for drooling over her.

strawberryfieldsforever: emocomputerjock: paygun: Her last name is Panty Hair. The tattoo is the least of her problems.

Speaking of which, there's a set of pictures that show off her mound, and she's really moundy. I wish I could remember when they were from.

You mean these pics? (new window)

That's them.

/would hit

Seacop: chrisdmid: Seacop: moralpanic: at least his error isn't going to follow him for the rest of his life.

On Fark??? It just might mite.

Sorry, pet peeve.

/rotsky

You're one of those guys who posts before they read the entire thread huh?

You're one of those guys who replies before washing the sand out of his vadge, huh. I was in the middle of typing a reply when I was interrupted by work, and I didn't refresh. Sue me.

is she going to get gross big toe thumbs and a douchebag boyfriend as well ?

Oh, and a Joker's grin, too.

WhileAmericaBurns: Child's body with no curves. You're all sick for drooling over her.

Chubby chaser thread!

WhileAmericaBurns: Child's body with no curves. You're all sick for drooling over her.

chrisdmid: Seacop: chrisdmid: Seacop: moralpanic: at least his error isn't going to follow him for the rest of his life.

On Fark??? It just might mite.

Sorry, pet peeve.

/rotsky

You're one of those guys who posts before they read the entire thread huh?

You're one of those guys who replies before washing the sand out of his vadge, huh. I was in the middle of typing a reply when I was interrupted by work, and I didn't refresh. Sue me.

Did I hurt your feelings? I'm sorry.

Farmerjohn48pan: You should probably do a little research before permanently scarring your body.

I love the "scarring your body" crowd. I have a lot of scars chief, and more than 10 of them are of a design and in places where I wanted them. Those are the tattoos. My other scars? Not so much with the choosing and liking. Get it?

Galen_Rasputin: Quantum Apostrophe: Galen_Rasputin: Quantum Apostrophe: Galen_Rasputin: No Hyden honey, it just proves that you are as dumb as you are cute.

Says the guy who can't spell the name that's the first word in the headline...

Aww you say that like I care what her or your name is. You say that like I care about spelling.

Say do you need a job? Can you type over 60 words a minute? Do you have an English degree? Because I could really use a new secretary.

Awwww, did I huwt someone's feewings? Did you know you can copy and paste text on your computer? Anyways, I'd rather be unemployed in Montreal than living in St. Louis. Toodles!
/PS you must be really cute!

Oh sorry, I did not realize you lived in junior America. It explains why the pretensious inflexible douche bag attitude comes naturally to you. Try not to focus on those things that don't matter and someday you and your country might be important to real people.

Sometimes you just have to laugh at their precociousness and say "Oh, Canada!"

Brainsick: Farmerjohn48pan: You should probably do a little research before permanently scarring your body.

I love the "scarring your body" crowd. I have a lot of scars chief, and more than 10 of them are of a design and in places where I wanted them. Those are the tattoos. My other scars? Not so much with the choosing and liking. Get it?

Seriously. I have 5 scars on my face alone (all from when I was a kid, so they're pretty faint, but still) and I don't really care about tattoos. As long as it means something to you, go for it. Just don't whine about it later.

Zaea: Every time I read a tattoo thread I have to laughwonder why all these people give a fark what other people do with their bodies, seriously.

Wizzin: WhileAmericaBurns: Child's body with no curves. You're all sick for drooling over her.

Chubby chaser thread!

She actually looks, in many of the pictures posted in this thread, like a child, a middle-schooler really. I feel bad being here. It won't be the last time.

Brainsick: I love the "scarring your body" crowd. I have a lot of scars chief, and more than 10 of them are of a design and in places where I wanted them. Those are the tattoos. My other scars? Not so much with the choosing and liking. Get it?

You're effectively lecturing a tattoo artist about how cool tattoos are, and you're arguing the "is cool" side. LOL.

Hot little P.O.A. with a fat vag. Cool. Would hit.


/Tattoos stink

Brainsick: I love the "scarring your body" crowd. I have a lot of scars chief, and more than 10 of them are of a design and in places where I wanted them. Those are the tattoos. My other scars? Not so much with the choosing and liking. Get it?

Yep. When you get old you're going to question your youthful decisionmaking when looking at your saggy faded tattoos. So will I of course, but I won't have the constant visual reminder.

zunkus: Zaea: Every time I read a tattoo thread I have to laughwonder why all these people give a fark what other people do with their bodies, seriously.

Kinda like the fat, smoker, seatbelt, fast food, vegetarian threads isn't it?

this girl has "I'll sit on your dick and smile at you" written all over her.

JohnBigBootay: Brainsick: I love the "scarring your body" crowd. I have a lot of scars chief, and more than 10 of them are of a design and in places where I wanted them. Those are the tattoos. My other scars? Not so much with the choosing and liking. Get it?

Yep. When you get old you're going to question your youthful decisionmaking when looking at your saggy faded tattoos. So will I of course, but I won't have the constant visual reminder.



And when YOU'RE old, you'll be just as incontinent, senile and grumpy as the rest of us, but we'll have lower blood-pressure. You know why? Tattooed people DON'T CARE if you're not tattooed. Doesn't bother us in the least. Although I suppose the feeling of superiority you enjoy with your "virgin" skin is worth it to you. Good for you!

/not to mention I'd rather be an old guy with faded tattoos
//they make frightening children and bullying orderlies soooooo much easier

zunkus: Zaea: Every time I read a tattoo thread I have to laughwonder why all these people give a fark what other people do with their bodies, seriously.

Well, no. Wondering about that makes me sad.

Tittytat

/great meme

JohnBigBootay: zunkus: Zaea: Every time I read a tattoo thread I have to laughwonder why all these people give a fark what other people do with their bodies, seriously.

Kinda like the fat, smoker, seatbelt, fast food, vegetarian threads isn't it?

I'm a smoker that eats red meat, drinks alcohol, is 20 pounds overwieight and I have a tattoo so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

ooo look... and extra i and I didn't even mean to do that.

so hot. i forgive the tattoo.

I have no tattoos. I think they're generally unattractive, but don't really care if someone else has them... just don't understand them myself.

However, I think my opinion of tattoos can generally be summed up by an exchange I saw in Wal-Mart one day. There was a young, good looking college kid with a fairly new nice looking tat on his arm. Up walk this gigantic couple, ill groomed, nasty by all accounts and the guy compliments him on his "awesome tat". Then the guy proceeds to point out all of his faded, nasty, cliche, crap that was inked all over his body and I could just see the poor college kids face fall as the guy just would not shut up.

In my own mind, I interpreted his expression as, "ugh, you're completely ruining this for me".

IMO, tattoos would be much cooler if they hadn't been so popular with the trashy set first...

/random story for the day...

strawberryfieldsforever
emocomputerjock: paygun: Her last name is Panty Hair. The tattoo is the least of her problems.

Speaking of which, there's a set of pictures that show off her mound, and she's really moundy. I wish I could remember when they were from.

You mean these pics? (new window)

does "mound" mean what i think it means?
and is that link a rick roll? or NSFW?

Third_Uncle_Eno: strawberryfieldsforever
emocomputerjock: paygun: Her last name is Panty Hair. The tattoo is the least of her problems.

Speaking of which, there's a set of pictures that show off her mound, and she's really moundy. I wish I could remember when they were from.

You mean these pics? (new window)

does "mound" mean what i think it means?
and is that link a rick roll? or NSFW?

To answer your first question, yes, emocomputerjock does mean that kind of mound.

Second, that link is not a Rick Roll, nor is it NSFW. It's a story from the Daily Mail about Hayden Panettiere and a bunch of other people on some rich guy's boat in Cannes.

I can't wait for her to get older and grow some tits.

IQ7ZuuIU:
//Thinks 'tats' are a great way to sort out dating prospects

And by "prospects", you mean "women you have no chance with".


/I hear the chicks dig judgmental dipshiats.

RevMercutio: IQ7ZuuIU:
//Thinks 'tats' are a great way to sort out dating prospects

And by "prospects", you mean "women you have no chance with".


/I hear the chicks dig judgmental dipshiats.

Really? I hear chicks who smoke have an oral fixation.

Since I now can't stand Heroes...Fark will have to be my source of her pics

Instant Karma: RevMercutio: IQ7ZuuIU:
//Thinks 'tats' are a great way to sort out dating prospects

And by "prospects", you mean "women you have no chance with".


/I hear the chicks dig judgmental dipshiats.

Really? I hear chicks who smoke have an oral fixation.

They better.

Brainsick: And when YOU'RE old, you'll be just as incontinent, senile and grumpy as the rest of us, but we'll have lower blood-pressure. You know why? Tattooed people DON'T CARE if you're not tattooed. Doesn't bother us in the least. Although I suppose the feeling of superiority you enjoy with your "virgin" skin is worth it to you. Good for you!

You misunderstand. I AM old. And I don't care if you have a tattoo - I've just run across several folks who would prefer they didn't have them now. They aren't gonna kill themselves or spend 5 grand over it, but if they'd go away for free they'd prefer it. To each their own.

chaoswolf: I'm a smoker that eats red meat, drinks alcohol, is 20 pounds overwieight and I have a tattoo so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

You sound just like me if I had tats. Not against tats at all - I've just yet to see anything I KNOW I'd want to be there in all circumstances next YEAR, let alone 20 years down the road.

MR. COAL ICE

Was here for pictures of her...and im leaving happy...

factoryconnection: Brainsick: I love the "scarring your body" crowd. I have a lot of scars chief, and more than 10 of them are of a design and in places where I wanted them. Those are the tattoos. My other scars? Not so much with the choosing and liking. Get it?

You're effectively lecturing a tattoo artist about how cool tattoos are, and you're arguing the "is cool" side. LOL.

Ha ha! My favorite response of the day. Especially the "Get it?".

We all make mistakes, and I laugh in good fun, but it is kind of a dumb comment to make.

Stroke_N_Focus: Was here for pictures of her...and im leaving happy exhausted...

Heroic Poser: Stroke_N_Focus: Was here for pictures of her...and im leaving happy exhausted...

True! Stroke And Focus.

I have a feeling that the tattoo removal service people will be very busy in the next few years as the people (especially females) realize that this recent tattoo craze is just another trendy fad. It will be funny when men realize that the truly unique women don't have plastic surgery, tattoos or piercings. If you are a young woman, try not getting any body modifications. You will soon have guys falling at your feet.

/of course that's just my opinion
//I'm all for "to each his own".

FREDIOHEAD: It will be funny when men realize that the truly unique women don't have plastic surgery, tattoos or piercings. .

My husband is pretty happy with me, despite my flaws, scars, and generally not being "unique."


/it's not about being unique
//please get out of the past

It's okay because there are at least 300 equally attractive women at the mall RIGHT NOW.

I gotta be honest, I think she'll forever look like a 13 year-old girl.

Man, what a big fat cooter. Looks like she was split with a broadaxe.

I'm a chick and all, but honestly, this is one supposedly hot girl that I don't get. I just don't see how she's anything other than averagely cute. I'm no prize, but I will totally give props to your Monica Belluccis, Scarlett Johansans, Diane Lanes, etc. as being beautiful women, but this Hayden thing, I'm just baffled by.

but have at it, fap away, I don't have to understand it

Ah, youth. The ability of being able to not care about something permanent on your body.

I love tattoos. Done right. I've yet to find one I can commit to and if the tattoo "artist" were to mis-spell or fark it up, oh, the hell that would rain down upon them.

FarkinHostile: RantCasey

I gotta be honest, I think she'll forever look like a 13 year-old girl.


PERFECT.

Not really. I prefer 18ish.

/Currently 19.
//I like 'em around my age. Is that wrong?

In most cases a misspelled tattoo makes you look like a retard. But in this case I like it. For two reasons:

1. No one will know it is misspelled because it's hard to read in the first place and not in English
2. It says "live life without regret," and the fact that it is misspelled reinforces that sentiment.

I think it being misspelled actually makes it better.

nekulor

Not really. I prefer 18ish.

/Currently 19.
//I like 'em around my age. Is that wrong?


Nope, I like 'em around your age, too. Still, if she looks 13, 13 is seriously hot.

/currently 39
//don't think she looks 13

FarkinHostile: nekulor

Not really. I prefer 18ish.

/Currently 19.
//I like 'em around my age. Is that wrong?


Nope, I like 'em around your age, too. Still, if she looks 13, 13 is seriously hot.

/currently 39
//don't think she looks 13

You're wrong. She definitely looks 13.

SharkInfested: I'm a chick and all, but honestly, this is one supposedly hot girl that I don't get. I just don't see how she's anything other than averagely cute. I'm no prize, but I will totally give props to your Monica Belluccis, Scarlett Johansans, Diane Lanes, etc. as being beautiful women, but this Hayden thing, I'm just baffled by.

What, are you slow? She's an ACTRESS. Someone has already decided for us that she's hot. We don't even have to think about it.

WhileAmericaBurns

You're wrong. She definitely looks 13.

(Shrugs) Ok, I guess I better card the girls I ask out from now on. Or at least stop picking them up at the playground.

SharkInfested: I'm a chick and all, but honestly, this is one supposedly hot girl that I don't get. I just don't see how she's anything other than averagely cute. I'm no prize, but I will totally give props to your Monica Belluccis, Scarlett Johansans, Diane Lanes, etc. as being beautiful women, but this Hayden thing, I'm just baffled by.

but have at it, fap away, I don't have to understand it

To each their own ... I don't have any of the women you mentioned on my Top 10 list.



Kristen Bell, on the other hand ... yowza!!!

/You know it's hot(linked)...

FarkinHostile: WhileAmericaBurns

You're wrong. She definitely looks 13.

(Shrugs) Ok, I guess I better card the girls I ask out from now on. Or at least stop picking them up at the playground.

Or you could ask out girls who don't look like they need to be carded.

WhileAmericaBurns

Or you could ask out girls who don't look like they need to be carded.


I have a thing for pigtails, what can I say?

"Oh, well, at least I don't have to look at it."

Yeah, that's actually the exact same rationale that Steve-O used when he had a nearly life-sized self-portrait of himself tattooed across his entire back.

/Just because one's much much dumber than the other, doesn't mean they're not both dumb.

Galen_Rasputin: Oh sorry, I did not realize you lived in junior America. It explains why the pretensious inflexible douche bag attitude comes naturally to you. Try not to focus on those things that don't matter and someday you and your country might be important to real people.

Says the guy who replied twice to me now. Way to focus, big man.
/I like how you redirected this from your obvious stupidity to your bankrupt clusterfark of a "country".
//Have fun at the world-renown Jazz Festival in St. Louis. Oh wait, it's here!

Tourney3p0: SharkInfested: I'm a chick and all, but honestly, this is one supposedly hot girl that I don't get. I just don't see how she's anything other than averagely cute. I'm no prize, but I will totally give props to your Monica Belluccis, Scarlett Johansans, Diane Lanes, etc. as being beautiful women, but this Hayden thing, I'm just baffled by.

What, are you slow? She's an ACTRESS. Someone has already decided for us that she's hot. We don't even have to think about it.

Damn, you're right. Sorry about that independent thought thing, I'm done now.

xkenny13 to each his own. I'm not really up on all the ladies, but have at it with my blessing

Cheap Man's 1990s Alicia Silverstone

Bermuda59: It's a good thing she didn't try to get a tattoo saying "Romans Go Home"

One 1970s internet for you, sir.

JohnBigBootay: chaoswolf: I'm a smoker that eats red meat, drinks alcohol, is 20 pounds overwieight and I have a tattoo so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

You sound just like me if I had tats. Not against tats at all - I've just yet to see anything I KNOW I'd want to be there in all circumstances next YEAR, let alone 20 years down the road.

That's proper tattoo testing. Think of what you want, then wait a year and see if you still want it.

FarkinHostile: nekulor

Not really. I prefer 18ish.

/Currently 19.
//I like 'em around my age. Is that wrong?


Nope, I like 'em around your age, too. Still, if she looks 13, 13 is seriously hot.

/currently 39
//don't think she looks 13

Yeah. . . she doesn't. But people get off on being sanctimonious and telling other people the busty blond girl looks 13. She has a cute face. Cute face != 13.

Zaea: zunkus: Zaea: Every time I read a tattoo thread I have to laughwonder why all these people give a fark what other people do with their bodies, seriously.

Well, no. Wondering about that makes me sad.

Me too, kinda.

Galen_Rasputin: Quantum Apostrophe: Galen_Rasputin: Quantum Apostrophe: Galen_Rasputin: No Hyden honey, it just proves that you are as dumb as you are cute.

Says the guy who can't spell the name that's the first word in the headline...

Aww you say that like I care what her or your name is. You say that like I care about spelling.

Say do you need a job? Can you type over 60 words a minute? Do you have an English degree? Because I could really use a new secretary.

Awwww, did I huwt someone's feewings? Did you know you can copy and paste text on your computer? Anyways, I'd rather be unemployed in Montreal than living in St. Louis. Toodles!
/PS you must be really cute!

Oh sorry, I did not realize you lived in junior America. It explains why the pretensious inflexible douche bag attitude comes naturally to you. Try not to focus on those things that don't matter and someday you and your country might be important to real people.

Christ dude, you got owned, don't make it worse

Zaea: FREDIOHEAD: It will be funny when men realize that the truly unique women don't have plastic surgery, tattoos or piercings. .

My husband is pretty happy with me, despite my flaws, scars, and generally not being "unique."


/it's not about being unique
//please get out of the past

Or they could realize one or two things are not good predictors for anything...

I have no tattoos or piercings (and never will) but who gives a crap if anyone else has it? If I was 80 and the thing I thought most about was how much I regretted my tattoo, then I have probably lived a good life.

FarkinHostile: Nope, I like 'em around your age, too. Still, if she looks 13, 13 is seriously hot.

/currently 39
//don't think she looks 13

That's the way it usually works. As you age, your "I'm a creep"/"it's cool" detector becomes outdated. Those hot girls at the mall that made you think "These broads needs to be chained in my basement" were probably driven there by their mom.

Now, granted, Hayden doesn't look 13, but I wouldn't have bet any amount of money that she's 19.

RemyDuron: But people get off on being sanctimonious and telling other people the busty blond girl looks 13

We must have different definitions of busty.