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(Findagrave.com) Weird Allah might have had 72 virgins waiting for Ayatollah Khomeini, but apparently he was a bit short on green chandeliers. With photo ostentatiousness   (findagrave.com) divider line 40
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Ayatollah Khomeini 2009-07-02 09:48:07 AM  
Dude. Not Cool.

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:51:16 AM  

 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:51:18 AM  
Ayatollah Khomeini: Dude. Not Cool.

What do you need with that chandelier anyway? And did you ever get that finger your mourners broke off back?

 
give me doughnuts [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:17:50 AM  
Give him a little credit. He did invent corpse crowd-surfing, after all.

 
Nightsweat 2009-07-02 10:19:48 AM  
The Ayatollah himself posts first. So now we know.

FARK is Hell.

 
The Gunslinger Roland 2009-07-02 10:21:39 AM  
He looks like he is just about to do something nefarious.
www.findagrave.com

 
boobsrgood [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:22:32 AM  
How do I know Saddam had chemical weapons? I have the receipts.

 
amalgamut [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:23:07 AM  
greenerdesktop.com

 
bugmn99 2009-07-02 10:25:18 AM  
s3.amazonaws.com

 
bugmn99 2009-07-02 10:26:50 AM  
Also, that 'tomb' looks like my daughter's third-grade class built it. Love the Christmas lights, though.

 
NCP69 2009-07-02 10:27:27 AM  
72 male virgins is not worth suicide bombing for...

 
Milamber1a 2009-07-02 10:29:32 AM  
Came for the Achmed the Dead Terrorist reference, leaving satisfied. (and adding a quote of my own?)

Achmed: "If I'm dead, that means I get my 72 virigns! (scans crowd) Are you my virgins? I hope not! There's a bunch of ugly ass guys out there!"
Jeff Dunham: "Did they say they would be female virgins?"
Achmed: "Holy crap! I've been screwed! Wait, I can have Clay Aiken!"

 
Ludendorff's Ghost 2009-07-02 10:29:58 AM  
give me doughnuts: Give him a little credit. He did invent corpse crowd-surfing, after all.

Yeah, that was pretty farking funny.

 
factoryconnection 2009-07-02 10:30:11 AM  
Am I supposed to be outraged at the ostentation? I feel no outrage, sense little ostentation, and even less hypocrisy. He was their national leader and icon through the revolution. Is a 20x20 tomb, mostly empty, over the top?

 
Thrashersk 2009-07-02 10:30:28 AM  
NCP69: 72 male virgins is not worth suicide bombing for...

Imagine the lan party you could hold though.

 
LeafyGreens 2009-07-02 10:35:29 AM  
"The Virtual Flowers feature has been turned off for this memorial because it was being continually misused."

Que?

 
BlorfMaster 2009-07-02 10:37:59 AM  
www.truthdig.com

 
Jaromir 2009-07-02 10:39:18 AM  
Aw geez, not this shiite again.

 
schadenfreudian 2009-07-02 10:40:48 AM  

Made me think of this gem of a reference from Family Guy.

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/hotlinked, of course. (is there any other way?)

 
Witchydiva 2009-07-02 10:42:16 AM  
schadenfreudian: Made me think of this gem of a reference from Family Guy.

/hotlinked, of course. (is there any other way?)


Thank you, I was waiting for that. Kinda reminds me of the pleasure courtesans from Balls Of Fury...

 
Golden Ace [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:42:49 AM  
Nightsweat: The Ayatollah himself posts first. So now we know.

FARK is Hell.


This

 
zabadu 2009-07-02 10:44:32 AM  
This got greenlighted?? Why?

 
Incredulous [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:44:38 AM  
The Virtual Flowers feature has been turned off for this memorial because it was being continually misused.

 
suare99 2009-07-02 10:50:25 AM  
zabadu: This got greenlighted?? Why?

came to say this. leaving disappointed that you beat me, but fulfilled in that it was said.

/I know you were worried abotu my feelings.

 
Beeblebrox 2009-07-02 10:57:18 AM  
Ayatollah Khomeini was from a town named Khomein. Don't they have more names there? What's the new Ayatollah's name?

 
airsupport 2009-07-02 11:00:00 AM  
Beeblebrox: Ayatollah Khomeini was from a town named Khomein. Don't they have more names there? What's the new Ayatollah's name?

I guess it's like calling him Jersey Mike or Minnesota Fats. Or Tex.

 
CapitolG 2009-07-02 11:02:41 AM  
Beeblebrox: What's the new Ayatollah's name?

Ayatollah Springfeild.

 
Zombie Saddam Hussein 2009-07-02 11:08:12 AM  
boobsrgood: How do I know Saddam had chemical weapons? I have the receipts.

Um, no you don't dipshiat. Walmart prints the receipts on that thermal paper and I accidentally put it on the dashboard in the jeep. It turned black after a few weeks. When I tried to return them the old dude at the door wouldn't let me in. I hate walmart.

 
Quantum Apostrophe 2009-07-02 11:08:47 AM  
I like saying "Ruhollah" in a Scooby Doo voice.

 
airsupport 2009-07-02 11:09:00 AM  
CapitolG: Beeblebrox: What's the new Ayatollah's name?

Ayatollah Springfeild.


Didn't they sing "For What It's Worth"?

 
Aramis21 2009-07-02 11:19:28 AM  
So I was thinking about the 72 male virgins comment...
They have female suicide bombers now. Not many though.
Do they get promised the aforementioned 72 male virgins?
If so, that would explain the low recruitment numbers.

How would you get them to sign up by telling them they get to join a World of Warcraft guild?

 
QueenOfHearts [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:31:12 AM  
Milamber1a: Came for the Achmed the Dead Terrorist reference, leaving satisfied. (and adding a quote of my own?)

Achmed: "If I'm dead, that means I get my 72 virigns! (scans crowd) Are you my virgins? I hope not! There's a bunch of ugly ass guys out there!"
Jeff Dunham: "Did they say they would be female virgins?"
Achmed: "Holy crap! I've been screwed! Wait, I can have Clay Aiken!"


Came to say this.

/Are you my virgins?
//Silence!

 
Beeblebrox 2009-07-02 11:45:08 AM  
airsupport: CapitolG: Beeblebrox: What's the new Ayatollah's name?

Ayatollah Springfeild.

Didn't they sing "For What It's Worth"?


No, you're thinking of Bruce Springsteen.

 
chaddsfarkprefect 2009-07-02 12:20:55 PM  
The Virtual Flowers feature has been turned off for this memorial because it was being continually misused.

Ha

 
CapitolG 2009-07-02 12:33:58 PM  
Beeblebrox: airsupport: CapitolG: Beeblebrox: What's the new Ayatollah's name?

Ayatollah Springfeild.

Didn't they sing "For What It's Worth"?

No, you're thinking of Bruce Springsteen.


actualy... i bet he was thiking about Buffalo Springfield, with Neil young and Stephen Stills.... I know their were others but i just watched the OPB deal on Mr. Young.

 
rrife 2009-07-02 12:43:16 PM  
msnbcmedia.msn.com

And why isn't this guy being photoshop'ed?

 
Aramis21 2009-07-02 12:51:24 PM  
CapitolG: Beeblebrox: airsupport: CapitolG: Beeblebrox: What's the new Ayatollah's name?

Ayatollah Springfeild.

Didn't they sing "For What It's Worth"?

No, you're thinking of Bruce Springsteen.

actualy... i bet he was thiking about Buffalo Springfield, with Neil young and Stephen Stills.... I know their were others but i just watched the OPB deal on Mr. Young.



Please install Sarcasm Detector

 
PacManDreaming [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 01:49:29 PM  
I'd love to eat a pound of asparagus and piss on his grave.

 
mechafenris 2009-07-02 07:02:13 PM  
That was one creepy cleric. Did that man ever smile? And when he did, did most people think it was just gas? I'm glad that nutter's dead....

 
mastaphin 2009-07-02 08:21:07 PM  
Gotta wonder, why do the virgins have to be little girls? Isn't allah an equal opportunity employer?

 
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