Dude. Not Cool.

Ayatollah Khomeini:

F*ck you

Ayatollah Khomeini: Dude. Not Cool.

What do you need with that chandelier anyway? And did you ever get that finger your mourners broke off back?

Give him a little credit. He did invent corpse crowd-surfing, after all.

The Ayatollah himself posts first. So now we know.

FARK is Hell.

He looks like he is just about to do something nefarious.

How do I know Saddam had chemical weapons? I have the receipts.

Also, that 'tomb' looks like my daughter's third-grade class built it. Love the Christmas lights, though.

72 male virgins is not worth suicide bombing for...

Came for the Achmed the Dead Terrorist reference, leaving satisfied. (and adding a quote of my own?)

Achmed: "If I'm dead, that means I get my 72 virigns! (scans crowd) Are you my virgins? I hope not! There's a bunch of ugly ass guys out there!"
Jeff Dunham: "Did they say they would be female virgins?"
Achmed: "Holy crap! I've been screwed! Wait, I can have Clay Aiken!"

give me doughnuts: Give him a little credit. He did invent corpse crowd-surfing, after all.

Yeah, that was pretty farking funny.

Am I supposed to be outraged at the ostentation? I feel no outrage, sense little ostentation, and even less hypocrisy. He was their national leader and icon through the revolution. Is a 20x20 tomb, mostly empty, over the top?

NCP69: 72 male virgins is not worth suicide bombing for...

Imagine the lan party you could hold though.

"The Virtual Flowers feature has been turned off for this memorial because it was being continually misused."

Que?

Aw geez, not this shiite again.

Made me think of this gem of a reference from Family Guy.

/hotlinked, of course. (is there any other way?)

schadenfreudian: Made me think of this gem of a reference from Family Guy.

/hotlinked, of course. (is there any other way?)

Thank you, I was waiting for that. Kinda reminds me of the pleasure courtesans from Balls Of Fury...

Nightsweat: The Ayatollah himself posts first. So now we know.

FARK is Hell.

This

This got greenlighted?? Why?

zabadu: This got greenlighted?? Why?

came to say this. leaving disappointed that you beat me, but fulfilled in that it was said.

/I know you were worried abotu my feelings.

Ayatollah Khomeini was from a town named Khomein. Don't they have more names there? What's the new Ayatollah's name?

Beeblebrox: Ayatollah Khomeini was from a town named Khomein. Don't they have more names there? What's the new Ayatollah's name?

I guess it's like calling him Jersey Mike or Minnesota Fats. Or Tex.

Beeblebrox: What's the new Ayatollah's name?

Ayatollah Springfeild.

boobsrgood: How do I know Saddam had chemical weapons? I have the receipts.

Um, no you don't dipshiat. Walmart prints the receipts on that thermal paper and I accidentally put it on the dashboard in the jeep. It turned black after a few weeks. When I tried to return them the old dude at the door wouldn't let me in. I hate walmart.

I like saying "Ruhollah" in a Scooby Doo voice.

CapitolG: Beeblebrox: What's the new Ayatollah's name?

Ayatollah Springfeild.

Didn't they sing "For What It's Worth"?

So I was thinking about the 72 male virgins comment...
They have female suicide bombers now. Not many though.
Do they get promised the aforementioned 72 male virgins?
If so, that would explain the low recruitment numbers.

How would you get them to sign up by telling them they get to join a World of Warcraft guild?

Milamber1a: Came for the Achmed the Dead Terrorist reference, leaving satisfied. (and adding a quote of my own?)

Achmed: "If I'm dead, that means I get my 72 virigns! (scans crowd) Are you my virgins? I hope not! There's a bunch of ugly ass guys out there!"
Jeff Dunham: "Did they say they would be female virgins?"
Achmed: "Holy crap! I've been screwed! Wait, I can have Clay Aiken!"

Came to say this.

/Are you my virgins?
//Silence!

airsupport: CapitolG: Beeblebrox: What's the new Ayatollah's name?

Ayatollah Springfeild.

Didn't they sing "For What It's Worth"?

No, you're thinking of Bruce Springsteen.

The Virtual Flowers feature has been turned off for this memorial because it was being continually misused.

Ha

Beeblebrox: airsupport: CapitolG: Beeblebrox: What's the new Ayatollah's name?

Ayatollah Springfeild.

Didn't they sing "For What It's Worth"?

No, you're thinking of Bruce Springsteen.

actualy... i bet he was thiking about Buffalo Springfield, with Neil young and Stephen Stills.... I know their were others but i just watched the OPB deal on Mr. Young.

And why isn't this guy being photoshop'ed?

CapitolG: Beeblebrox: airsupport: CapitolG: Beeblebrox: What's the new Ayatollah's name?

Ayatollah Springfeild.

Didn't they sing "For What It's Worth"?

No, you're thinking of Bruce Springsteen.

actualy... i bet he was thiking about Buffalo Springfield, with Neil young and Stephen Stills.... I know their were others but i just watched the OPB deal on Mr. Young.


Please install Sarcasm Detector

I'd love to eat a pound of asparagus and piss on his grave.

That was one creepy cleric. Did that man ever smile? And when he did, did most people think it was just gas? I'm glad that nutter's dead....

Gotta wonder, why do the virgins have to be little girls? Isn't allah an equal opportunity employer?