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(ABC News) Followup Flock of seagulls mourn after being hit by two short range missiles fired by North Korea today. Iran's so far away   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 131
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ChubbyTiger 2009-07-02 01:22:14 PM  
We'd better be careful with NK, it's a big country.

 
Phlem Pickens 2009-07-02 01:22:58 PM  
I no get it anymore - must be very old.. Calling Nurse - time for diaper change.

 
Morton_toes 2009-07-02 01:28:46 PM  
Is it lunch time yet? I'm hungry like the wolf.

 
HMS_Blinkin 2009-07-02 01:31:36 PM  
Drakin020: eqtworld: Is all that Iran shiat over now?

That was annoying, but now it's off the news so that's good.


I don't believe that mocking the MSM on Fark counts as trolling. Please play again.

 
grimatongueworm 2009-07-02 01:38:10 PM  
i91.photobucket.com
would like a word
/hot like a hypodermic needle to the heart

 
Merlin Macuser 2009-07-02 01:40:15 PM  
Best headline I've ever read but I wear my sunglasses at night.

 
Spindle 2009-07-02 01:41:13 PM  
Norad: Forced headline is forced.

More than that, it's overused. Back when the US was mulling whether to give Israel the green light to bomb Iran, we were treated to the "Iran so far away" headline at least once a week. I'm only a liter, but I could imagine there was AT LEAST one red lighted thread that was one of these recycled attempts at humor during the Iranian protests a couple weeks ago.

 
nopokerface [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 01:45:59 PM  
This thread went full retard to a degree that is surprising even for Fark.

 
pigeonstopper 2009-07-02 01:47:08 PM  
Morton_toes: But, they ran, they ran so far away...

booooo

 
Tee_Many_Martoonies 2009-07-02 02:08:49 PM  
gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/mv7r3k
(copy and paste)


Gorgor your too mucking fuch!!!

 
StickyBunBandit 2009-07-02 02:18:46 PM  
Ah HA, Kim Jong Il has an obsession with missles?

 
Newt13 2009-07-02 02:20:39 PM  
toonz: Newt13: toonz: gorgor: If Kim would just get a whore and get that funk out of his system he'd feel a lot better.

Jerking of in a sock and showing your friends is not impressive.

what if you filled the sock?

*gag* *barf*

hey, who told you you could drink that?!?
(sorry)


They said it was a milkshake :(

 
Newt13 2009-07-02 02:24:45 PM  
Please disregard previous post - wrong thread.

 
Morton_toes 2009-07-02 02:32:41 PM  
Newt13: Please disregard previous post - wrong thread.

Well, until you've seen 'Blondie Strange' crushing beer cans between her titties whilst 'Betty and Wilma' slap her ass in time to "Devil Went Down To Georgia", you havent lived...


/oops, wrong thread.

 
mrEdude 2009-07-02 02:56:32 PM  
The only way this would actually be clever and funny is if a flock of seagulls was mentioned in the article.

And as far as I can see, no flock of seagulls was mentioned.

 
TSE 2009-07-02 02:58:01 PM  
Now that the Iran shiat is over I can go back to being a vapid attention-whore.

 
GT_bike 2009-07-02 02:58:38 PM  
Englebert Slaptyback: Super Chronic

"North Korean missile test is pure madness.


ONE STEP BEYO-O-OND!


In that case I'm taking the Night Boat to Cairo before this town becomes a Ghost Town.

 
GT_bike 2009-07-02 03:00:54 PM  
Milamber1a: : Car_Ramrod:
North Korean missile threatens to turn Japanese into vapors.

Atleast they won't have to squint to see the missile.


But they will want a doctor to take a picture so they can look and it from inside as well.

 
GT_bike 2009-07-02 03:05:27 PM  
Car_Ramrod: expobill: North Korean missile threatens to turn Japanese into vapors.
oh noes!
i'll need to paint "little china dolls" instead....

Can those dolls be found in a specific grove?


aw come on Ramone, NO, because that is the end of the 70's and the Killing Joke we keep referencing is about the 80's.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 05:07:23 PM  
People of Fark, relax. We won't really be in trouble until someone sees 99 Luft Ballons.

 
Jeng 2009-07-02 05:39:06 PM  
Newt13: toonz: Newt13: toonz: gorgor: If Kim would just get a whore and get that funk out of his system he'd feel a lot better.

Jerking of in a sock and showing your friends is not impressive.

what if you filled the sock?

*gag* *barf*

hey, who told you you could drink that?!?
(sorry)

They said it was a milkshake :(


Considering Gorgor's contribution to this thread, your mispost is somewhat relevant.

 
vilespankmachine 2009-07-02 06:07:24 PM  
Oh no you didn't!

 
johnnyratbastard 2009-07-02 07:21:47 PM  
Wow subby, well played.

i185.photobucket.com

 
magores 2009-07-02 07:24:09 PM  
Milamber1a: Not to pop everyone's make fun of asians bubble, but Koreans can actually pronounce the letter L. It's Chinese and Japanese that cannot. Now have a Korean say R and we have another funny stoly. My favorite phrase... I so solly.

Chinese can pronounce the L quite well. They have many words that begin with that letter/sound.

 
wraithmare 2009-07-02 08:23:39 PM  
I saw Mike Score in concert at a corporate event last night and am getting a kick out of these replies.

/Really.
//He's bald on top
///Didn't run very far and only played a couple of songs.
////Devo and the B-52s rocked the house though!

 
LordRosco 2009-07-02 08:30:03 PM  

I thought of a different song myself.


webpages.charter.net


 
Thatguy 2009-07-02 09:12:57 PM  
Damn, subby. Win!

 
JigsawX [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:35:05 PM  
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Wat

 
dennysgod 2009-07-02 11:13:34 PM  
wow, repeat headline is still green? Guess there's always exceptions to the rules.

 
WTF_Are_You_Looking_At 2009-07-03 09:42:23 AM  
Super Chronic

I would like to join in, unfortunately I'm So Far Away, beside that Kim Il Jong Didn't Start The Fire!!

 
DaveCan83 2009-07-03 07:32:58 PM  
NoKo loco.

 
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