Me reading the headline:

Ah, Flock of Seagulls. Ok, here comes the hair joke. Ready for the hair joke. Here it comes. Aand.. OH IT'S THE LYRICS FROM THAT SONG THEY DID

/+1

Dire

Chinese can't pronounce L? Are you kidding me?

Not Craw! CRAW!!!

Iran so far away? (new window)

And I will not give a + anything for this headline. It is beyond tacky, and it doesn't bear any relevance to the story, beyond the missile test firings.
A1! needs a hug.......

Wow, the people hear have the same attention span as the modmins

repeat

Super Chronic: Morton_toes: Super Chronic: CapitolG: Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Clue

No, I'm quite aware of the 80s band. The point is that a reference in a headline is supposed to have something to do with the article. As Car_Ramrod pointed out, random pop culture references having nothing to do with the story are pointless. Hey, I can do it: "North Korean missile goes nowhere near Europe. The Final Countdown is on!"

Nice beat, easy to dance to.... I give it a 7!

"North Korean missile test is pure madness. Good thing the missile won't come anywhere near our house!"

/I can do this all day, folks

I'm with you on this one.

Super Chronic: Morton_toes: Super Chronic: CapitolG: Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Clue

No, I'm quite aware of the 80s band. The point is that a reference in a headline is supposed to have something to do with the article. As Car_Ramrod pointed out, random pop culture references having nothing to do with the story are pointless. Hey, I can do it: "North Korean missile goes nowhere near Europe. The Final Countdown is on!"

Nice beat, easy to dance to.... I give it a 7!

"North Korean missile test is pure madness. Good thing the missile won't come anywhere near our house!"

/I can do this all day, folks

As long as it doesn't land in the middle of our street, we can take our hats off and all do the Safety Dance!

Excelent Headline. +1

Morton_toes
"space-aged love song" in in me ipod.
they were fun and we expected that from them.

Al!: And I will not give a + anything for this headline. It is beyond tacky, and it doesn't bear any relevance to the story, beyond the missile test firings.

Forced headline is forced.

Morton_toes: Super Chronic: Morton_toes: Super Chronic: CapitolG: Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Clue

No, I'm quite aware of the 80s band. The point is that a reference in a headline is supposed to have something to do with the article. As Car_Ramrod pointed out, random pop culture references having nothing to do with the story are pointless. Hey, I can do it: "North Korean missile goes nowhere near Europe. The Final Countdown is on!"

Nice beat, easy to dance to.... I give it a 7!

"North Korean missile test is pure madness. Good thing the missile won't come anywhere near our house!"

/I can do this all day, folks

As long as it doesn't land in the middle of our street, we can take our hats off and all do the Safety Dance!

If that happened, Kim Jong Il would have to take on me.

what did the do, and take these broken wings?....

Car_Ramrod: Morton_toes: Super Chronic: Morton_toes: Super Chronic: CapitolG: Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Clue

No, I'm quite aware of the 80s band. The point is that a reference in a headline is supposed to have something to do with the article. As Car_Ramrod pointed out, random pop culture references having nothing to do with the story are pointless. Hey, I can do it: "North Korean missile goes nowhere near Europe. The Final Countdown is on!"

Nice beat, easy to dance to.... I give it a 7!

"North Korean missile test is pure madness. Good thing the missile won't come anywhere near our house!"

/I can do this all day, folks

As long as it doesn't land in the middle of our street, we can take our hats off and all do the Safety Dance!

If that happened, Kim Jong Il would have to take on me.

North Korean missile threatens to turn Japanese into vapors.

Car_Ramrod: Morton_toes: Super Chronic: Morton_toes: Super Chronic: CapitolG: Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Clue

No, I'm quite aware of the 80s band. The point is that a reference in a headline is supposed to have something to do with the article. As Car_Ramrod pointed out, random pop culture references having nothing to do with the story are pointless. Hey, I can do it: "North Korean missile goes nowhere near Europe. The Final Countdown is on!"

Nice beat, easy to dance to.... I give it a 7!

"North Korean missile test is pure madness. Good thing the missile won't come anywhere near our house!"

/I can do this all day, folks

As long as it doesn't land in the middle of our street, we can take our hats off and all do the Safety Dance!

If that happened, Kim Jong Il would have to take on me.

Hey Now, Hey Now... Don't dream it's over. This planet is like a Crowded House and we're all gonn have to get along here.

Morton_toes: Super Chronic: Morton_toes: Super Chronic: CapitolG: Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Clue

No, I'm quite aware of the 80s band. The point is that a reference in a headline is supposed to have something to do with the article. As Car_Ramrod pointed out, random pop culture references having nothing to do with the story are pointless. Hey, I can do it: "North Korean missile goes nowhere near Europe. The Final Countdown is on!"

Nice beat, easy to dance to.... I give it a 7!

"North Korean missile test is pure madness. Good thing the missile won't come anywhere near our house!"

/I can do this all day, folks

As long as it doesn't land in the middle of our street, we can take our hats off and all do the Safety Dance!

I heard they were launching a King Missile, and they would stop When "Pigs Will Fly"......

You should have submitted it with a better headline.... This beats the crap out of the headline about the Canadian mint.

North Korean missile threatens to turn Japanese into vapors.
oh noes!
i'll need to paint "little china dolls" instead....

Super Chronic: North Korean missile threatens to turn Japanese into vapors.

That's high quality.

Morton_toes: Car_Ramrod: Morton_toes: Super Chronic: Morton_toes: Super Chronic: CapitolG: Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Clue

No, I'm quite aware of the 80s band. The point is that a reference in a headline is supposed to have something to do with the article. As Car_Ramrod pointed out, random pop culture references having nothing to do with the story are pointless. Hey, I can do it: "North Korean missile goes nowhere near Europe. The Final Countdown is on!"

Nice beat, easy to dance to.... I give it a 7!

"North Korean missile test is pure madness. Good thing the missile won't come anywhere near our house!"

/I can do this all day, folks

As long as it doesn't land in the middle of our street, we can take our hats off and all do the Safety Dance!

If that happened, Kim Jong Il would have to take on me.

Hey Now, Hey Now... Don't dream it's over. This planet is like a Crowded House and we're all gonn have to get along here.

Not possible. It's every man for himself, and everybody wants to rule the world.

Super Chronic

"North Korean missile test is pure madness.


ONE STEP BEYO-O-OND!

eqtworld: That was annoying, but now it's off the news so that's good.

Seriously. I missed important coverage of Michael Jackson being dead because of this crap.

Morton_toes: Super Chronic: CapitolG: Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Clue

No, I'm quite aware of the 80s band. The point is that a reference in a headline is supposed to have something to do with the article. As Car_Ramrod pointed out, random pop culture references having nothing to do with the story are pointless. Hey, I can do it: "North Korean missile goes nowhere near Europe. The Final Countdown is on!"

Nice beat, easy to dance to.... I give it a 7!

I can't go for that. No, no. No can do.

: Car_Ramrod:
North Korean missile threatens to turn Japanese into vapors.

Atleast they won't have to squint to see the missile.

expobill: North Korean missile threatens to turn Japanese into vapors.
oh noes!
i'll need to paint "little china dolls" instead....

Can those dolls be found in a specific grove?

Morton_toes: Car_Ramrod: Morton_toes: Super Chronic: Morton_toes: Super Chronic: CapitolG: Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Clue

No, I'm quite aware of the 80s band. The point is that a reference in a headline is supposed to have something to do with the article. As Car_Ramrod pointed out, random pop culture references having nothing to do with the story are pointless. Hey, I can do it: "North Korean missile goes nowhere near Europe. The Final Countdown is on!"

Nice beat, easy to dance to.... I give it a 7!

"North Korean missile test is pure madness. Good thing the missile won't come anywhere near our house!"

/I can do this all day, folks

As long as it doesn't land in the middle of our street, we can take our hats off and all do the Safety Dance!

If that happened, Kim Jong Il would have to take on me.

Hey Now, Hey Now... Don't dream it's over. This planet is like a Crowded House and we're all gonn have to get along here.

Not possible. It's every man for himself, and everybody wants to rule the world

Oh don't you worry my little china girl....

Car_Ramrod
china grove
that was the 70's, sir

gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/mv7r3k
(copy and paste)

expobill: Car_Ramrod
china grove
that was the 70's, sir

You're right, but I don't care. That song got stuck in my head and I had to.

Car_Ramrod: expobill: North Korean missile threatens to turn Japanese into vapors.
oh noes!
i'll need to paint "little china dolls" instead....

Can those dolls be found in a specific grove?

Only at sunset in a lazy town near San Antone...

/but that's soooooooo 70's

Babies with Rabies: Al!: And I will not give a + anything for this headline. It is beyond tacky, and it doesn't bear any relevance to the story, beyond the missile test firings.

Come on... Now with name-calling because I called subby out because they made up a junk headline to go with a story that was out of date before it was greenlit and was beat to the punch by a story that had all of the information. There are a million jokes to be had from this story, and the one the gets the green is a Flock of Seagulls reference? How about "Kim Jong Il launches short range missiles into Sea of Japan. He's no Smooth Criminal". Or maybe "I wasn't Born on the 4th of July, but North Korea had better Jump back from Clear and Present Danger before the Final Countdown". Or better yet "North Korea continues its assault on the Sea of Japan". That last one was already done? Huh...

Morton_toes: Car_Ramrod: expobill: North Korean missile threatens to turn Japanese into vapors.
oh noes!
i'll need to paint "little china dolls" instead....

Can those dolls be found in a specific grove?

Only at sunset in a lazy town near San Antone...

/but that's soooooooo 70's

On the other hand, I now want a doobie.

Al!: Babies with Rabies: Al!: And I will not give a + anything for this headline. It is beyond tacky, and it doesn't bear any relevance to the story, beyond the missile test firings.

Come on... Now with name-calling because I called subby out because they made up a junk headline to go with a story that was out of date before it was greenlit and was beat to the punch by a story that had all of the information. There are a million jokes to be had from this story, and the one the gets the green is a Flock of Seagulls reference? How about "Kim Jong Il launches short range missiles into Sea of Japan. He's no Smooth Criminal". Or maybe "I wasn't Born on the 4th of July, but North Korea had better Jump back from Clear and Present Danger before the Final Countdown". Or better yet "North Korea continues its assault on the Sea of Japan". That last one was already done? Huh...

Mind cleaning the sand outta your vagina before you post again? kthxbye

This headline is genius. I raise my cup of sanka to you, sir.


Though it should be "Flock of Seagulls mourns."

I'm with the resistance on this one.

Stupid headline. Submitter should play first base with a stretch like that.

Morton_toes: Morton_toes: Car_Ramrod: expobill: North Korean missile threatens to turn Japanese into vapors.
oh noes!
i'll need to paint "little china dolls" instead....

Can those dolls be found in a specific grove?

Only at sunset in a lazy town near San Antone...

/but that's soooooooo 70's

On the other hand, I now want a doobie.

As do all of my brothers, who incidentally think jesus is just all right with them and they are gonna take it to the streets and then get on a long train runnin all the way to the black water where we will all listen to the music until we find out what a fool believes...

Al!
i have friends in Hokkaido, friends in S Korea, and currently staying in Big Busan (aka:bergen County NJ) who are worried, defiant and and do not trust the NKorean gov. I will tell them these jokes, sing some songs and mention that the NKor just want a blank cheque like M Allbrite (sp) gave them back in the late 90's when they shot satellites over japan. this is a serious matter but we need to keep up the fun "in this big country"

Dire: Milamber1a: Not to pop everyone's make fun of asians bubble, but Koreans can actually pronounce the letter L. It's Chinese and Japanese that cannot. Now have a Korean say R and we have another funny stoly. My favorite phrase... I so solly.

Chinese can't pronounce L? Are you kidding me?

Hilalious.

Morton_toes: Morton_toes: Car_Ramrod: expobill: North Korean missile threatens to turn Japanese into vapors.
oh noes!
i'll need to paint "little china dolls" instead....

Can those dolls be found in a specific grove?

Only at sunset in a lazy town near San Antone...

/but that's soooooooo 70's

On the other hand, I now want a doobie.

As do all of my brothers, who incidentally think jesus is just all right with them and they are gonna take it to the streets and then get on a long train runnin all the way to the black water where we will all listen to the music until we find out what a fool believes.

which dooby do you be?

Dr.Knockboots: what would be funny.. would be if they actually hit some whales or something, then those annoying PETA morons could go over there, ruffle some feathers and get killed.

Please, Kim Jong Il, don't kill the whale. (dig it, dig it)

I didn't submit this with a better headline and neither did you.

expobill: Morton_toes: Morton_toes: Car_Ramrod: expobill: North Korean missile threatens to turn Japanese into vapors.
oh noes!
i'll need to paint "little china dolls" instead....

Can those dolls be found in a specific grove?

Only at sunset in a lazy town near San Antone...

/but that's soooooooo 70's

On the other hand, I now want a doobie.

As do all of my brothers, who incidentally think jesus is just all right with them and they are gonna take it to the streets and then get on a long train runnin all the way to the black water where we will all listen to the music until we find out what a fool believes.

which dooby do you be?

expobill: Al!
i have friends in Hokkaido, friends in S Korea, and currently staying in Big Busan (aka:bergen County NJ) who are worried, defiant and and do not trust the NKorean gov. I will tell them these jokes, sing some songs and mention that the NKor just want a blank cheque like M Allbrite (sp) gave them back in the late 90's when they shot satellites over japan. this is a serious matter but we need to keep up the fun "in this big country"

I'm not downplaying the seriousness of this matter one bit. I'm just saying that is one of the worst headlines I've seen in recent months, and the story is an out-of-date repeat from this morning. The Canadian Mint headline from today is even better, and that is a terrible headline.

/no sand in this vag, just don't like being called vulgar names by people that don't have a clue, regardless of whether the name fits or not.

Ahhh, brings back memories of touring around on my Harley in GTA: Vice City

gimpel: DieselChick: Milamber1a: Mine?

Mine?

Mine? Mine!

Mine! (Not a Rick Roll)

Norad: Forced headline is forced.

I feel the same way.

what gets me is that all these events occurring lately (except sri-lanka) are irrelevant towards the benefit of human life.

Didn't you know? Everybody wants to rule the world.

zimbach
thanks for the clip. great song, great tour!
/CETACEI