Goddammit! Now that song is in my head. +1 subby, very good.

Barbara Hershey is crushed.

what would be funny.. would be if they actually hit some whales or something, then those annoying PETA morons could go over there, ruffle some feathers and get killed.

Awesome headline, Subby. Very impressed.

Yep +1 you inglorious basterd.

Ha! I laughed. Well played.

+1 Subby!

/off my lawn, young ones

But, they ran, they ran so far away...

Bet they never thought they'd meet a gull like you, meet a gull like you

I just had to keep the water I waas drinking from coming out of my nose. Most excellent headline subby!

One of the best headlines I've read here in a while... very well done!

Headline is full of win.

/+1, would read again

Mine?

...But my 99 red ballons are fine still, right?

Bravo subby!
At least having that stuck in my head will help to erase Michael Jackson songs.

The North Koreans blinded me with sirence!

Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

eqtworld: Is all that Iran shiat over now?

That was annoying, but now it's off the news so that's good.

I was hoping to follow this live yesterday, but I missed the final countdown.

Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Yea, that was a big stretch to get that headline. Can I just make random 80s references in headlines and get lauded?

who farted y'awl?

skinink: The North Koreans blinded brinded me with sirence!

Fixed

I don't believe it, but If I had a photograph, maybe.

I took the morning train so I could read this shiat?

take the "L" out of missile and we have "missie"
/which NKOR always seems to do...

Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Clue

reillan: Bet they never thought they'd meet a gull like you, meet a gull like you

+1

what, no Tatsuma explanation on "teh events unfolding in Iran..."

Don't turn around. Zha-zha-ZHA! Der Kommissar's in town. Ow-ow-OW!

For North Korea this amounts to a "welp" as they basically got their asses handed to them here when they tested that long range previous.

/BEWARE SHORT RANGE MISSILES! WE CAN SHOOT THEM INTO THE SEA!

Not to pop everyone's make fun of asians bubble, but Koreans can actually pronounce the letter L. It's Chinese and Japanese that cannot. Now have a Korean say R and we have another funny stoly. My favorite phrase... I so solly.

Milamber1a: Mine?

Mine?

NKOR is not all that evil, they could have strapped Lee and Ling to the missiles...

Car_Ramrod: Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Yea, that was a big stretch to get that headline. Can I just make random 80s references in headlines and get lauded?

I'm gonna go with... Yes, with a qualifier of: If they are funny and strike a deep cultural chord with an amazingly well remembered one hit wonder band that had no talent, terrible hair and questionable fashion sense.

/and eyeliner & fog machines.

CapitolG: Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Clue

No, I'm quite aware of the 80s band. The point is that a reference in a headline is supposed to have something to do with the article. As Car_Ramrod pointed out, random pop culture references having nothing to do with the story are pointless. Hey, I can do it: "North Korean missile goes nowhere near Europe. The Final Countdown is on!"

Morton_toes:

But, they ran, they ran so far away...
They couldn't get away...

DieselChick: Milamber1a: Mine?

Mine?

Do you both mine? I'm trying to Fark here.

PumpUpDaFark: DieselChick: Milamber1a: Mine?

Mine?

Do you both mine? I'm trying to Fark here.

Mine?

DieselChick: Milamber1a: Mine?

Mine?

Mine? Mine!

Super Chronic: CapitolG: Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Clue

No, I'm quite aware of the 80s band. The point is that a reference in a headline is supposed to have something to do with the article. As Car_Ramrod pointed out, random pop culture references having nothing to do with the story are pointless. Hey, I can do it: "North Korean missile goes nowhere near Europe. The Final Countdown is on!"

Nice beat, easy to dance to.... I give it a 7!

Milamber1a: Not to pop everyone's make fun of asians bubble, but Koreans can actually pronounce the letter L. It's Chinese and Japanese that cannot. Now have a Korean say R and we have another funny stoly. My favorite phrase... I so solly.

Chinese can't pronounce L? Are you kidding me?

APPROVES
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DieselChick: PumpUpDaFark: DieselChick: Milamber1a: Mine?

Mine?

Do you both mine? I'm trying to Fark here.

Mine?

You can mine if you want to, just leave your cares behind.

GOOD JORB SUBBY!!!

... a Korean say R and we have an...
my friend mi-young thinks she and her family are kor-wean

Not only is this a repeat story, it is an out-of-date repeat story. NK fired at least 4 short ranged missiles, as the link from earlier today states.

And I will not give a + anything for this headline. It is beyond tacky, and it doesn't bear any relevance to the story, beyond the missile test firings.

Morton_toes: Super Chronic: CapitolG: Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Clue

No, I'm quite aware of the 80s band. The point is that a reference in a headline is supposed to have something to do with the article. As Car_Ramrod pointed out, random pop culture references having nothing to do with the story are pointless. Hey, I can do it: "North Korean missile goes nowhere near Europe. The Final Countdown is on!"

Nice beat, easy to dance to.... I give it a 7!

"North Korean missile test is pure madness. Good thing the missile won't come anywhere near our house!"

/I can do this all day, folks

Don't we already have a thread about this just a little bit down the page?