Goddammit! Now that song is in my head. +1 subby, very good.

Barbara Hershey is crushed.

what would be funny.. would be if they actually hit some whales or something, then those annoying PETA morons could go over there, ruffle some feathers and get killed.

Awesome headline, Subby. Very impressed.

Yep +1 you inglorious basterd.

Ha! I laughed. Well played.

+1 Subby!

/off my lawn, young ones

But, they ran, they ran so far away...

Bet they never thought they'd meet a gull like you, meet a gull like you

I just had to keep the water I waas drinking from coming out of my nose. Most excellent headline subby!

One of the best headlines I've read here in a while... very well done!

Headline is full of win.

/+1, would read again

Mine?

...But my 99 red ballons are fine still, right?

Bravo subby!
At least having that stuck in my head will help to erase Michael Jackson songs.

The North Koreans blinded me with sirence!

Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

eqtworld: Is all that Iran shiat over now?

That was annoying, but now it's off the news so that's good.

I was hoping to follow this live yesterday, but I missed the final countdown.

Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Yea, that was a big stretch to get that headline. Can I just make random 80s references in headlines and get lauded?

who farted y'awl?

skinink: The North Koreans blinded brinded me with sirence!

Fixed

I don't believe it, but If I had a photograph, maybe.

I took the morning train so I could read this shiat?

take the "L" out of missile and we have "missie"
/which NKOR always seems to do...

Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Clue

reillan: Bet they never thought they'd meet a gull like you, meet a gull like you

+1

what, no Tatsuma explanation on "teh events unfolding in Iran..."

Don't turn around. Zha-zha-ZHA! Der Kommissar's in town. Ow-ow-OW!

For North Korea this amounts to a "welp" as they basically got their asses handed to them here when they tested that long range previous.

/BEWARE SHORT RANGE MISSILES! WE CAN SHOOT THEM INTO THE SEA!

Not to pop everyone's make fun of asians bubble, but Koreans can actually pronounce the letter L. It's Chinese and Japanese that cannot. Now have a Korean say R and we have another funny stoly. My favorite phrase... I so solly.

Milamber1a: Mine?

Mine?

NKOR is not all that evil, they could have strapped Lee and Ling to the missiles...

Car_Ramrod: Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Yea, that was a big stretch to get that headline. Can I just make random 80s references in headlines and get lauded?

I'm gonna go with... Yes, with a qualifier of: If they are funny and strike a deep cultural chord with an amazingly well remembered one hit wonder band that had no talent, terrible hair and questionable fashion sense.

/and eyeliner & fog machines.

CapitolG: Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Clue

No, I'm quite aware of the 80s band. The point is that a reference in a headline is supposed to have something to do with the article. As Car_Ramrod pointed out, random pop culture references having nothing to do with the story are pointless. Hey, I can do it: "North Korean missile goes nowhere near Europe. The Final Countdown is on!"

Morton_toes:

But, they ran, they ran so far away...
They couldn't get away...

DieselChick: Milamber1a: Mine?

Mine?

Do you both mine? I'm trying to Fark here.

PumpUpDaFark: DieselChick: Milamber1a: Mine?

Mine?

Do you both mine? I'm trying to Fark here.

Mine?

DieselChick: Milamber1a: Mine?

Mine?

Mine? Mine!

Super Chronic: CapitolG: Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Clue

No, I'm quite aware of the 80s band. The point is that a reference in a headline is supposed to have something to do with the article. As Car_Ramrod pointed out, random pop culture references having nothing to do with the story are pointless. Hey, I can do it: "North Korean missile goes nowhere near Europe. The Final Countdown is on!"

Nice beat, easy to dance to.... I give it a 7!

Milamber1a: Not to pop everyone's make fun of asians bubble, but Koreans can actually pronounce the letter L. It's Chinese and Japanese that cannot. Now have a Korean say R and we have another funny stoly. My favorite phrase... I so solly.

Chinese can't pronounce L? Are you kidding me?

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Mine?

Do you both mine? I'm trying to Fark here.

Mine?

You can mine if you want to, just leave your cares behind.

GOOD JORB SUBBY!!!

... a Korean say R and we have an...
my friend mi-young thinks she and her family are kor-wean

Not only is this a repeat story, it is an out-of-date repeat story. NK fired at least 4 short ranged missiles, as the link from earlier today states.

And I will not give a + anything for this headline. It is beyond tacky, and it doesn't bear any relevance to the story, beyond the missile test firings.

Morton_toes: Super Chronic: CapitolG: Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Clue

No, I'm quite aware of the 80s band. The point is that a reference in a headline is supposed to have something to do with the article. As Car_Ramrod pointed out, random pop culture references having nothing to do with the story are pointless. Hey, I can do it: "North Korean missile goes nowhere near Europe. The Final Countdown is on!"

Nice beat, easy to dance to.... I give it a 7!

"North Korean missile test is pure madness. Good thing the missile won't come anywhere near our house!"

/I can do this all day, folks

Don't we already have a thread about this just a little bit down the page?

Me reading the headline:

Ah, Flock of Seagulls. Ok, here comes the hair joke. Ready for the hair joke. Here it comes. Aand.. OH IT'S THE LYRICS FROM THAT SONG THEY DID

/+1

Dire

Chinese can't pronounce L? Are you kidding me?

Not Craw! CRAW!!!

Iran so far away? (new window)

And I will not give a + anything for this headline. It is beyond tacky, and it doesn't bear any relevance to the story, beyond the missile test firings.
A1! needs a hug.......

Wow, the people hear have the same attention span as the modmins

repeat

Super Chronic: Morton_toes: Super Chronic: CapitolG: Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Clue

No, I'm quite aware of the 80s band. The point is that a reference in a headline is supposed to have something to do with the article. As Car_Ramrod pointed out, random pop culture references having nothing to do with the story are pointless. Hey, I can do it: "North Korean missile goes nowhere near Europe. The Final Countdown is on!"

Nice beat, easy to dance to.... I give it a 7!

"North Korean missile test is pure madness. Good thing the missile won't come anywhere near our house!"

/I can do this all day, folks

I'm with you on this one.

Super Chronic: Morton_toes: Super Chronic: CapitolG: Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Clue

No, I'm quite aware of the 80s band. The point is that a reference in a headline is supposed to have something to do with the article. As Car_Ramrod pointed out, random pop culture references having nothing to do with the story are pointless. Hey, I can do it: "North Korean missile goes nowhere near Europe. The Final Countdown is on!"

Nice beat, easy to dance to.... I give it a 7!

"North Korean missile test is pure madness. Good thing the missile won't come anywhere near our house!"

/I can do this all day, folks

As long as it doesn't land in the middle of our street, we can take our hats off and all do the Safety Dance!

Excelent Headline. +1

Morton_toes
"space-aged love song" in in me ipod.
they were fun and we expected that from them.

Al!: And I will not give a + anything for this headline. It is beyond tacky, and it doesn't bear any relevance to the story, beyond the missile test firings.

Forced headline is forced.

Morton_toes: Super Chronic: Morton_toes: Super Chronic: CapitolG: Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Clue

No, I'm quite aware of the 80s band. The point is that a reference in a headline is supposed to have something to do with the article. As Car_Ramrod pointed out, random pop culture references having nothing to do with the story are pointless. Hey, I can do it: "North Korean missile goes nowhere near Europe. The Final Countdown is on!"

Nice beat, easy to dance to.... I give it a 7!

"North Korean missile test is pure madness. Good thing the missile won't come anywhere near our house!"

/I can do this all day, folks

As long as it doesn't land in the middle of our street, we can take our hats off and all do the Safety Dance!

If that happened, Kim Jong Il would have to take on me.

what did the do, and take these broken wings?....

Car_Ramrod: Morton_toes: Super Chronic: Morton_toes: Super Chronic: CapitolG: Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Clue

No, I'm quite aware of the 80s band. The point is that a reference in a headline is supposed to have something to do with the article. As Car_Ramrod pointed out, random pop culture references having nothing to do with the story are pointless. Hey, I can do it: "North Korean missile goes nowhere near Europe. The Final Countdown is on!"

Nice beat, easy to dance to.... I give it a 7!

"North Korean missile test is pure madness. Good thing the missile won't come anywhere near our house!"

/I can do this all day, folks

As long as it doesn't land in the middle of our street, we can take our hats off and all do the Safety Dance!

If that happened, Kim Jong Il would have to take on me.

North Korean missile threatens to turn Japanese into vapors.

Car_Ramrod: Morton_toes: Super Chronic: Morton_toes: Super Chronic: CapitolG: Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Clue

No, I'm quite aware of the 80s band. The point is that a reference in a headline is supposed to have something to do with the article. As Car_Ramrod pointed out, random pop culture references having nothing to do with the story are pointless. Hey, I can do it: "North Korean missile goes nowhere near Europe. The Final Countdown is on!"

Nice beat, easy to dance to.... I give it a 7!

"North Korean missile test is pure madness. Good thing the missile won't come anywhere near our house!"

/I can do this all day, folks

As long as it doesn't land in the middle of our street, we can take our hats off and all do the Safety Dance!

If that happened, Kim Jong Il would have to take on me.

Hey Now, Hey Now... Don't dream it's over. This planet is like a Crowded House and we're all gonn have to get along here.

Morton_toes: Super Chronic: Morton_toes: Super Chronic: CapitolG: Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Clue

No, I'm quite aware of the 80s band. The point is that a reference in a headline is supposed to have something to do with the article. As Car_Ramrod pointed out, random pop culture references having nothing to do with the story are pointless. Hey, I can do it: "North Korean missile goes nowhere near Europe. The Final Countdown is on!"

Nice beat, easy to dance to.... I give it a 7!

"North Korean missile test is pure madness. Good thing the missile won't come anywhere near our house!"

/I can do this all day, folks

As long as it doesn't land in the middle of our street, we can take our hats off and all do the Safety Dance!

I heard they were launching a King Missile, and they would stop When "Pigs Will Fly"......

You should have submitted it with a better headline.... This beats the crap out of the headline about the Canadian mint.

North Korean missile threatens to turn Japanese into vapors.
oh noes!
i'll need to paint "little china dolls" instead....

Super Chronic: North Korean missile threatens to turn Japanese into vapors.

That's high quality.

Morton_toes: Car_Ramrod: Morton_toes: Super Chronic: Morton_toes: Super Chronic: CapitolG: Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Clue

No, I'm quite aware of the 80s band. The point is that a reference in a headline is supposed to have something to do with the article. As Car_Ramrod pointed out, random pop culture references having nothing to do with the story are pointless. Hey, I can do it: "North Korean missile goes nowhere near Europe. The Final Countdown is on!"

Nice beat, easy to dance to.... I give it a 7!

"North Korean missile test is pure madness. Good thing the missile won't come anywhere near our house!"

/I can do this all day, folks

As long as it doesn't land in the middle of our street, we can take our hats off and all do the Safety Dance!

If that happened, Kim Jong Il would have to take on me.

Hey Now, Hey Now... Don't dream it's over. This planet is like a Crowded House and we're all gonn have to get along here.

Not possible. It's every man for himself, and everybody wants to rule the world.

Super Chronic

"North Korean missile test is pure madness.


ONE STEP BEYO-O-OND!

eqtworld: That was annoying, but now it's off the news so that's good.

Seriously. I missed important coverage of Michael Jackson being dead because of this crap.

Morton_toes: Super Chronic: CapitolG: Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Clue

No, I'm quite aware of the 80s band. The point is that a reference in a headline is supposed to have something to do with the article. As Car_Ramrod pointed out, random pop culture references having nothing to do with the story are pointless. Hey, I can do it: "North Korean missile goes nowhere near Europe. The Final Countdown is on!"

Nice beat, easy to dance to.... I give it a 7!

I can't go for that. No, no. No can do.

: Car_Ramrod:
North Korean missile threatens to turn Japanese into vapors.

Atleast they won't have to squint to see the missile.

expobill: North Korean missile threatens to turn Japanese into vapors.
oh noes!
i'll need to paint "little china dolls" instead....

Can those dolls be found in a specific grove?

Morton_toes: Car_Ramrod: Morton_toes: Super Chronic: Morton_toes: Super Chronic: CapitolG: Super Chronic: Wait a second... shouldn't there be something actually referring to seagulls in the article before we applaud the headline? What am I missing?

Clue

No, I'm quite aware of the 80s band. The point is that a reference in a headline is supposed to have something to do with the article. As Car_Ramrod pointed out, random pop culture references having nothing to do with the story are pointless. Hey, I can do it: "North Korean missile goes nowhere near Europe. The Final Countdown is on!"

Nice beat, easy to dance to.... I give it a 7!

"North Korean missile test is pure madness. Good thing the missile won't come anywhere near our house!"

/I can do this all day, folks

As long as it doesn't land in the middle of our street, we can take our hats off and all do the Safety Dance!

If that happened, Kim Jong Il would have to take on me.

Hey Now, Hey Now... Don't dream it's over. This planet is like a Crowded House and we're all gonn have to get along here.

Not possible. It's every man for himself, and everybody wants to rule the world

Oh don't you worry my little china girl....

Car_Ramrod
china grove
that was the 70's, sir

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expobill: Car_Ramrod
china grove
that was the 70's, sir

You're right, but I don't care. That song got stuck in my head and I had to.

Car_Ramrod: expobill: North Korean missile threatens to turn Japanese into vapors.
oh noes!
i'll need to paint "little china dolls" instead....

Can those dolls be found in a specific grove?

Only at sunset in a lazy town near San Antone...

/but that's soooooooo 70's

Babies with Rabies: Al!: And I will not give a + anything for this headline. It is beyond tacky, and it doesn't bear any relevance to the story, beyond the missile test firings.

Come on... Now with name-calling because I called subby out because they made up a junk headline to go with a story that was out of date before it was greenlit and was beat to the punch by a story that had all of the information. There are a million jokes to be had from this story, and the one the gets the green is a Flock of Seagulls reference? How about "Kim Jong Il launches short range missiles into Sea of Japan. He's no Smooth Criminal". Or maybe "I wasn't Born on the 4th of July, but North Korea had better Jump back from Clear and Present Danger before the Final Countdown". Or better yet "North Korea continues its assault on the Sea of Japan". That last one was already done? Huh...

Morton_toes: Car_Ramrod: expobill: North Korean missile threatens to turn Japanese into vapors.
oh noes!
i'll need to paint "little china dolls" instead....

Can those dolls be found in a specific grove?

Only at sunset in a lazy town near San Antone...

/but that's soooooooo 70's

On the other hand, I now want a doobie.

Al!: Babies with Rabies: Al!: And I will not give a + anything for this headline. It is beyond tacky, and it doesn't bear any relevance to the story, beyond the missile test firings.

Come on... Now with name-calling because I called subby out because they made up a junk headline to go with a story that was out of date before it was greenlit and was beat to the punch by a story that had all of the information. There are a million jokes to be had from this story, and the one the gets the green is a Flock of Seagulls reference? How about "Kim Jong Il launches short range missiles into Sea of Japan. He's no Smooth Criminal". Or maybe "I wasn't Born on the 4th of July, but North Korea had better Jump back from Clear and Present Danger before the Final Countdown". Or better yet "North Korea continues its assault on the Sea of Japan". That last one was already done? Huh...

Mind cleaning the sand outta your vagina before you post again? kthxbye

This headline is genius. I raise my cup of sanka to you, sir.


Though it should be "Flock of Seagulls mourns."

I'm with the resistance on this one.

Stupid headline. Submitter should play first base with a stretch like that.

Morton_toes: Morton_toes: Car_Ramrod: expobill: North Korean missile threatens to turn Japanese into vapors.
oh noes!
i'll need to paint "little china dolls" instead....

Can those dolls be found in a specific grove?

Only at sunset in a lazy town near San Antone...

/but that's soooooooo 70's

On the other hand, I now want a doobie.

As do all of my brothers, who incidentally think jesus is just all right with them and they are gonna take it to the streets and then get on a long train runnin all the way to the black water where we will all listen to the music until we find out what a fool believes...

Al!
i have friends in Hokkaido, friends in S Korea, and currently staying in Big Busan (aka:bergen County NJ) who are worried, defiant and and do not trust the NKorean gov. I will tell them these jokes, sing some songs and mention that the NKor just want a blank cheque like M Allbrite (sp) gave them back in the late 90's when they shot satellites over japan. this is a serious matter but we need to keep up the fun "in this big country"

Dire: Milamber1a: Not to pop everyone's make fun of asians bubble, but Koreans can actually pronounce the letter L. It's Chinese and Japanese that cannot. Now have a Korean say R and we have another funny stoly. My favorite phrase... I so solly.

Chinese can't pronounce L? Are you kidding me?

Hilalious.

Morton_toes: Morton_toes: Car_Ramrod: expobill: North Korean missile threatens to turn Japanese into vapors.
oh noes!
i'll need to paint "little china dolls" instead....

Can those dolls be found in a specific grove?

Only at sunset in a lazy town near San Antone...

/but that's soooooooo 70's

On the other hand, I now want a doobie.

As do all of my brothers, who incidentally think jesus is just all right with them and they are gonna take it to the streets and then get on a long train runnin all the way to the black water where we will all listen to the music until we find out what a fool believes.

which dooby do you be?

Dr.Knockboots: what would be funny.. would be if they actually hit some whales or something, then those annoying PETA morons could go over there, ruffle some feathers and get killed.

Please, Kim Jong Il, don't kill the whale. (dig it, dig it)

I didn't submit this with a better headline and neither did you.

expobill: Morton_toes: Morton_toes: Car_Ramrod: expobill: North Korean missile threatens to turn Japanese into vapors.
oh noes!
i'll need to paint "little china dolls" instead....

Can those dolls be found in a specific grove?

Only at sunset in a lazy town near San Antone...

/but that's soooooooo 70's

On the other hand, I now want a doobie.

As do all of my brothers, who incidentally think jesus is just all right with them and they are gonna take it to the streets and then get on a long train runnin all the way to the black water where we will all listen to the music until we find out what a fool believes.

which dooby do you be?

expobill: Al!
i have friends in Hokkaido, friends in S Korea, and currently staying in Big Busan (aka:bergen County NJ) who are worried, defiant and and do not trust the NKorean gov. I will tell them these jokes, sing some songs and mention that the NKor just want a blank cheque like M Allbrite (sp) gave them back in the late 90's when they shot satellites over japan. this is a serious matter but we need to keep up the fun "in this big country"

I'm not downplaying the seriousness of this matter one bit. I'm just saying that is one of the worst headlines I've seen in recent months, and the story is an out-of-date repeat from this morning. The Canadian Mint headline from today is even better, and that is a terrible headline.

/no sand in this vag, just don't like being called vulgar names by people that don't have a clue, regardless of whether the name fits or not.

Ahhh, brings back memories of touring around on my Harley in GTA: Vice City

gimpel: DieselChick: Milamber1a: Mine?

Mine?

Mine? Mine!

Mine! (Not a Rick Roll)

Norad: Forced headline is forced.

I feel the same way.

what gets me is that all these events occurring lately (except sri-lanka) are irrelevant towards the benefit of human life.

Didn't you know? Everybody wants to rule the world.

zimbach
thanks for the clip. great song, great tour!
/CETACEI

We'd better be careful with NK, it's a big country.

I no get it anymore - must be very old.. Calling Nurse - time for diaper change.

Is it lunch time yet? I'm hungry like the wolf.

Drakin020: eqtworld: Is all that Iran shiat over now?

That was annoying, but now it's off the news so that's good.

I don't believe that mocking the MSM on Fark counts as trolling. Please play again.

would like a word
/hot like a hypodermic needle to the heart

Best headline I've ever read but I wear my sunglasses at night.

Norad: Forced headline is forced.

More than that, it's overused. Back when the US was mulling whether to give Israel the green light to bomb Iran, we were treated to the "Iran so far away" headline at least once a week. I'm only a liter, but I could imagine there was AT LEAST one red lighted thread that was one of these recycled attempts at humor during the Iranian protests a couple weeks ago.

This thread went full retard to a degree that is surprising even for Fark.

Morton_toes: But, they ran, they ran so far away...

booooo

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Gorgor your too mucking fuch!!!

Ah HA, Kim Jong Il has an obsession with missles?

toonz: Newt13: toonz: gorgor: If Kim would just get a whore and get that funk out of his system he'd feel a lot better.

Jerking of in a sock and showing your friends is not impressive.

what if you filled the sock?

*gag* *barf*

hey, who told you you could drink that?!?
(sorry)

They said it was a milkshake :(

Please disregard previous post - wrong thread.

Newt13: Please disregard previous post - wrong thread.

Well, until you've seen 'Blondie Strange' crushing beer cans between her titties whilst 'Betty and Wilma' slap her ass in time to "Devil Went Down To Georgia", you havent lived...


/oops, wrong thread.

The only way this would actually be clever and funny is if a flock of seagulls was mentioned in the article.

And as far as I can see, no flock of seagulls was mentioned.

Now that the Iran shiat is over I can go back to being a vapid attention-whore.

Englebert Slaptyback: Super Chronic

"North Korean missile test is pure madness.


ONE STEP BEYO-O-OND!

In that case I'm taking the Night Boat to Cairo before this town becomes a Ghost Town.

Milamber1a: : Car_Ramrod:
North Korean missile threatens to turn Japanese into vapors.

Atleast they won't have to squint to see the missile.

But they will want a doctor to take a picture so they can look and it from inside as well.

Car_Ramrod: expobill: North Korean missile threatens to turn Japanese into vapors.
oh noes!
i'll need to paint "little china dolls" instead....

Can those dolls be found in a specific grove?

aw come on Ramone, NO, because that is the end of the 70's and the Killing Joke we keep referencing is about the 80's.

People of Fark, relax. We won't really be in trouble until someone sees 99 Luft Ballons.

Newt13: toonz: Newt13: toonz: gorgor: If Kim would just get a whore and get that funk out of his system he'd feel a lot better.

Jerking of in a sock and showing your friends is not impressive.

what if you filled the sock?

*gag* *barf*

hey, who told you you could drink that?!?
(sorry)

They said it was a milkshake :(

Considering Gorgor's contribution to this thread, your mispost is somewhat relevant.

Oh no you didn't!

Wow subby, well played.

Milamber1a: Not to pop everyone's make fun of asians bubble, but Koreans can actually pronounce the letter L. It's Chinese and Japanese that cannot. Now have a Korean say R and we have another funny stoly. My favorite phrase... I so solly.

Chinese can pronounce the L quite well. They have many words that begin with that letter/sound.

I saw Mike Score in concert at a corporate event last night and am getting a kick out of these replies.

/Really.
//He's bald on top
///Didn't run very far and only played a couple of songs.
////Devo and the B-52s rocked the house though!

Damn, subby. Win!

">

Wat

wow, repeat headline is still green? Guess there's always exceptions to the rules.

Super Chronic

I would like to join in, unfortunately I'm So Far Away, beside that Kim Il Jong Didn't Start The Fire!!

NoKo loco.