He can finally get laid!

Why the long face, lady?

It's the only way he'll ever have a beard.

Lumox: He can finally get laid!

That whole ultra-Christian purity pledge thing is, I guarantee, total bullshiat with these tools. I'm convinced that each Jonas brother is snorting cocaine off a hooker's ass backstage at every show.

Anyone at 21 yrs old, with the opportunity to bang every 18-20 yr old hottie on earth, that decides to get married = gay.

CPT Ethanolic: Anyone at 21 yrs old, with the opportunity to bang every 18-20 yr old hottie on earth, that decides to get married = gay.

More like = brainwashed by fundies...

They will get divorced after he figures out what sex is all about and she figures out that she can divorce his stupid pansy arse, take half of his earnings and go fark a tattied up roady for Creed.

Shiat...I can't believe that I just posted in a thread about a Jonas Brother...I hope that this doesn't go green.

Ingaba: They will get divorced after he figures out what sex is all about and she figures out that she can divorce his stupid pansy arse, take half of his earnings and go fark a tattied up roady for Creed.

Good one. I haven't laughed out loud like that in a week.

Ingaba: Shiat...I can't believe that I just posted in a thread about a Jonas Brother...I hope that this doesn't go green.

Clicked 165 times; will post to Showbiz on Thu, 02 Jul 2009 at 11:39 AM

Too late.

Ingaba: Shiat...I can't believe that I just posted in a thread about a Jonas Brother...I hope that this doesn't go green.

too late.

\my 8th green ever.. last one for me was December 9th of last year.

He's rich and has the world by the balls making him the envy of Farkers everywhere.

Yeah, that totally makes him gay.

\you're all idiots.

"The Jonas Brothers star revealed how he went down on...girlfriend Danielle Deleasa."

This article works better with creative editing and an ellipsis.

sleeping martyr: Ingaba: Shiat...I can't believe that I just posted in a thread about a Jonas Brother...I hope that this doesn't go green.

too late.

\my 8th green ever.. last one for me was December 9th of last year.

Have your greens all been about the Jonas Brothers?

This poor girl better get a damned good chauffeur and food taster. I wonder exactly how many teen girls are considering some homicide right now...

CPT Ethanolic: Anyone at 21 yrs old, with the opportunity to bang every 18-20 10-11 yr old hottie on earth, that decides to get married = gay.

FTFY because you won't see anyone above that age at a Jonas Brothers show unless it's Mom or Dad. Also per my eleven-year-old rabid Jonas Brothers fan niece this is no big deal because "no one thinks Kevin's hot."

/same niece cried all day when she found out Nick was dating Miley Cyrus again

Would slap it up, flip it, perhaps even rub it down, but not if I had his money and pussy pulling opportunities. Thus, he's the loser, not me, right?

/please don't answer that

FTA
When they met, Deleasa, a former hairdresser,

...And future gold digger...

Why is with his mom?

It's ok, Kevin is the funny one. No one wants to bang the funny one.

I'm sure teenage girls won't be too heartbroken. After all, it's the ugly one getting married.

Uh, I mean, the other 2 are also ugly. Nick and Joe don't turn me on at all. I never once masterbated to their videos.

Honestly.

Is that his English teacher?

pd771: It's ok, Kevin is the funny one. No one wants to bang the funny one.

great. I guess it's always going to be "stranger hand" for me. Thanks for shattering my last dream.

Oh I thought the article was about Kevin Spacey....carry on...

MC900ft_Elmo: Oh I thought the article was about Kevin Spacey....carry on...

Me too. At least it wasn't Joe, as then I'd have to re-write all my Jonas Brothers erotic fan fiction.


/what?

Spacey?

Damn it, thought this would be a Kevin Spacey thread. Who gives a rat's ass about the Jonas brothers?

CaptainSmartass: Damn it, thought this would be a Kevin Spacey thread. Who gives a rat's ass about the Jonas brothers?

THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.

Meh ... not good looking enough ... you straights can keep him.

EdVenture: CaptainSmartass: Damn it, thought this would be a Kevin Spacey thread. Who gives a rat's ass about the Jonas brothers?

THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.

I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...

crm114: EdVenture: CaptainSmartass: Damn it, thought this would be a Kevin Spacey thread. Who gives a rat's ass about the Jonas brothers?

THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.

I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...

I was thinking of Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall.

hogans: crm114: EdVenture: CaptainSmartass: Damn it, thought this would be a Kevin Spacey thread. Who gives a rat's ass about the Jonas brothers?

THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.

I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...

I was thinking of Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall.

hogans: crm114: EdVenture: CaptainSmartass: Damn it, thought this would be a Kevin Spacey thread. Who gives a rat's ass about the Jonas brothers?

THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.

I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...

I was thinking of Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall.

I thought this was about Kevin Tighe from "Emergency!"

Who cares? Nobody on Fark listens to his music, do they?

Why did I quote that twice?

pd771: It's ok, Kevin is the funny one. No one wants to bang the funny one.

Even chubby, freckle-faced Danny Bonaduce got Cassidy groupies.

She kinda has the "Janice from Friends" thing going on.

I thought Kevin Bacon. I know someone who knows someone who knows someone ....

Mickey will not be happy.

Glad to see I wasn't the only one thinking this was a Kevin Spacey thread.

What's on the tip of her nose?

Goggles_Pisano: hogans: crm114: EdVenture: CaptainSmartass: Damn it, thought this would be a Kevin Spacey thread. Who gives a rat's ass about the Jonas brothers?

THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.

I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...

I was thinking of Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall.

hogans: crm114: EdVenture: CaptainSmartass: Damn it, thought this would be a Kevin Spacey thread. Who gives a rat's ass about the Jonas brothers?

THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.

I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...

I was thinking of Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall.

I thought this was about Kevin Tighe from "Emergency!"

No Kevin Bacon?

Wow, I guess we have to face it. Kevin is not a real manly name.

Chelle82: pd771: It's ok, Kevin is the funny one. No one wants to bang the funny one.

Even chubby, freckle-faced Danny Bonaduce got Cassidy groupies.

Only because they were so depressed they were willing to let anyone sleep with them. He was the crappy consolation prize.

Goggles_Pisano: hogans: crm114: EdVenture: CaptainSmartass: Damn it, thought this would be a Kevin Spacey thread. Who gives a rat's ass about the Jonas brothers?

THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.

I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...

I was thinking of Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall.

hogans: crm114: EdVenture: CaptainSmartass: Damn it, thought this would be a Kevin Spacey thread. Who gives a rat's ass about the Jonas brothers?

THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.

I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...

I was thinking of Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall.

I thought this was about Kevin Tighe from "Emergency!"

I was thinking this was about Kevin Federline

Goggles_Pisano: hogans: crm114: EdVenture: CaptainSmartass: Damn it, thought this would be a Kevin Spacey thread. Who gives a rat's ass about the Jonas brothers?

THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.

I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...

I was thinking of Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall.

hogans: crm114: EdVenture: CaptainSmartass: Damn it, thought this would be a Kevin Spacey thread. Who gives a rat's ass about the Jonas brothers?

THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.

I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...

I was thinking of Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall.

I thought this was about Kevin Tighe from "Emergency!"

I was thinking it was Kevin McPherson. He was this faggy tool I went to highschool with. We had gym class together in Grade 9 and always got this weird vibe from him whenever I changed in the locker room. I heard he got married a few years ago but you knew he was totally into guys.

Ingaba 2009-07-02 09:35:34 AM
CPT Ethanolic: Anyone at 21 yrs old, with the opportunity to bang every 18-20 yr old hottie on earth, that decides to get married = gay.

More like = brainwashed by fundies...

They will get divorced after he figures out what sex is all about and she figures out that she can divorce his stupid pansy arse, take half of his earnings and go fark a tattied up roady for Creed.

When Taylor Hanson got married at 19 because his girlfriend got pregnant on purpose to trap him I thought the same thing. They are still married and have a litter of children. It's a fundie thing.

fatimcgee: He's rich and has the world by the balls making him the envy of Farkers everywhere.

Yeah, that totally makes him gay.

\you're all idiots.

Those balls are about to go in his wife-to-be's purse.

While I have no idea who this guy is, I take offence to the "No one wants to bang the funny one." comment - the funny ones are always the MOST attractive to me, I'll give them a whirl.

I thought the article was about Kevin Smith. I am very disapointed.

FTC: i will never for get the year of 2009 i grauduated 8 th grade now kevin jonas is engaged !!!!!

- Christina, britol wisconsin

He loses in the who has the hottest girlfriend competition. His brother is dating this:

CPT Ethanolic: Anyone at 21 yrs old, with the opportunity to bang every 18-20 yr old hottie on earth, that decides to get married = gay.

THIS, THIS, THIS like 500 times super fast in a row.

markyp09: FTC: i will never for get the year of 2009 i grauduated 8 th grade now kevin jonas is engaged !!!!!

- Christina, britol wisconsin

He loses in the who has the hottest girlfriend competition. His brother is dating this:

That's a man baby!

/so I guess they're all gay
//or is farking a tranny not gay?