Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom: purity ring

I would do things to her that would make her purity ring melt when i was done

"Come on, Kevin - jailbait salad!"
"Don't, Joe, you know I can't. I'm married now."
"It's in the ass, it doesn't count. Jesus, man, that was your idea."
"That's for virginity, not cheating."

I predict that conversation will be had twice before he's back in girls up to his waist.

T.rex: in reality, its not:
"please believe i'm not gay" from the jonas bro.
its, "please believe he's gay" from the submitter.

its your only ammo against a rich successful, talented dude.

lol

you said talented

your funny

i like you

and here I assumed this article was about him.

When did everyone decide Kevin Spacey was gay?

melaniethepanda: When did everyone decide Kevin Spacey was gay?

There was a meeting. We took a vote. Do you even look at the goddamn memos?

melaniethepanda: When did everyone decide Kevin Spacey was gay?

I'm not so much sure it was us deciding (though we do have great powers) but more like mother nature deciding

SharkInfested:
I'm not so much sure it was us deciding (though we do have great powers) but more like mother nature deciding

Goddamnit so much. Have to cross another one off the list.

Men I want to have Sexy Time with:

Paul Rudd
Kevin Spacey
Bill Murray
Gary Oldman
Anderson Cooper

melaniethepanda: SharkInfested:
I'm not so much sure it was us deciding (though we do have great powers) but more like mother nature deciding

Goddamnit so much. Have to cross another one off the list.

Men I want to have Sexy Time with:

Paul Rudd
Kevin Spacey
Bill Murray
Gary Oldman
Anderson Cooper

I have a crush on your mom.

Robert1966: melaniethepanda: SharkInfested:
I'm not so much sure it was us deciding (though we do have great powers) but more like mother nature deciding

Goddamnit so much. Have to cross another one off the list.

Men I want to have Sexy Time with:

Paul Rudd
Kevin Spacey
Bill Murray
Gary Oldman
Anderson Cooper

I have a crush on your mom.

whoa whoa there!! *clicks*
On second thought newsletter etc.

melaniethepanda: SharkInfested:
I'm not so much sure it was us deciding (though we do have great powers) but more like mother nature deciding

Goddamnit so much. Have to cross another one off the list.

Men I want to have Sexy Time with:

Paul Rudd
Kevin Spacey
Bill Murray
Gary Oldman
Anderson Cooper

You want to have sex with Bill Murray? That's....unusual.

/also, your Mom is breathtaking. You can thank Robert for even bringing to my attention.

melaniethepanda: SharkInfested:
I'm not so much sure it was us deciding (though we do have great powers) but more like mother nature deciding

Goddamnit so much. Have to cross another one off the list.

Men I want to have Sexy Time with:

Paul Rudd
Kevin Spacey
Bill Murray
Gary Oldman
Anderson Cooper

So basically you have a thing for character actors...and CNN newsmen. Interesting. So do you want them to fark you as a character or can their normal boring self fark you just fine?

/Ok maybe Paul Rudd isn't a character actor
//only really liked him in Anchorman...everything else is meh

Disney Guido?

\link is hot like Aquanet on fire

melaniethepanda: SharkInfested:
I'm not so much sure it was us deciding (though we do have great powers) but more like mother nature deciding

Goddamnit so much. Have to cross another one off the list.

Men I want to have Sexy Time with:

Paul Rudd
Kevin Spacey
Bill Murray
Gary Oldman
Anderson Cooper

While i have to say that this is an interesting list, and Anderson Cooper was a great loss to the team, the whole thing is invalidated by the absence of Clive Owen

Unless you are respecting my prior claim, of course, in which case you have my blessing on all the rest

SharkInfested: melaniethepanda: SharkInfested:
I'm not so much sure it was us deciding (though we do have great powers) but more like mother nature deciding

Goddamnit so much. Have to cross another one off the list.

Men I want to have Sexy Time with:

Paul Rudd
Kevin Spacey
Bill Murray
Gary Oldman
Anderson Cooper

While i have to say that this is an interesting list, and Anderson Cooper was a great loss to the team, the whole thing is invalidated by the absence of Clive Owen
Unless you are respecting my prior claim, of course, in which case you have my blessing on all the rest

well hey, if you squint and drink a bunch, I could pass for Anderson Cooper, and would be more than happy to pinch it so to speak.

Why is she orange?

...The Jonas Brothers star revealed how he went down on one knee at girlfriend Danielle Deleasa's doorstep after flying overnight from a show in Canada... "It still feels like a dream," she said just hours after the proposal at her home [in] New Jersey on Wednesday...

Oh.

Robert1966: "Come on, Kevin - jailbait salad!"
"Don't, Joe, you know I can't. I'm married now."
"It's in the ass, it doesn't count. Jesus, man, that was your idea."
"That's for virginity, not cheating."

I predict that conversation will be had twice before he's back in girls up to his waist.


Lolwut.

Also, mom crush, lol.

Euphemisms are funnier because of jailbait comments made previously.

/+3

MC900ft_Elmo: Oh I thought the article was about Kevin Spacey....carry on...

THIS

Whoa. And here I was thinking I shared something in common with one other person.

Who plays bass & drums?

Thought this was gonna be a Federline thread.

So, Kevin is the Isaac Hanson of the Jonas Brothers? All righty then\.

melaniethepanda 2009-07-02 06:52:39 PM
SharkInfested:
I'm not so much sure it was us deciding (though we do have great powers) but more like mother nature deciding

Goddamnit so much. Have to cross another one off the list.

Men I want to have Sexy Time with:

Paul Rudd
Kevin Spacey
Bill Murray
Gary Oldman
Anderson Cooper
mfaby

FTFM!
Cant believe no one did this! (I am kidding, btw)

xLizzieBordenx: MC900ft_Elmo: Oh I thought the article was about Kevin Spacey....carry on...

THIS

Ditto, initially.

melaniethepanda: When did everyone decide Kevin Spacey was gay?

I don't think you've been keeping up.

I don't usually go for older guys but KS is a hot bastard.

The rest of you slack-jawed mouthbreathers can fark the dime a dozen Jersey biatch and her slack-jawed groom. Seeing a picture of those two out-of-the-gate failures only reinforces my validity of fundy marriage = marriage that won't last.

He's the fugly one anyways. I feel bad for the poor kid because he looks like an old man and he's only 21.

WFern: hy is she orange?

...The Jonas Brothers star revealed how he went down on one knee at girlfriend Danielle Deleasa's doorstep after flying overnight from a show in Canada... "It still feels like a dream," she said just hours after the proposal at her home [in] New Jersey on Wednesday...

I graduated high school with this girl! No lie.

The 1900's had the Monkees, the 2000's have the Jonas Brothers.