Pucca: Ingaba 2009-07-02 09:35:34 AM
CPT Ethanolic: Anyone at 21 yrs old, with the opportunity to bang every 18-20 yr old hottie on earth, that decides to get married = gay.

More like = brainwashed by fundies...

They will get divorced after he figures out what sex is all about and she figures out that she can divorce his stupid pansy arse, take half of his earnings and go fark a tattied up roady for Creed.

When Taylor Hanson got married at 19 because his girlfriend got pregnant on purpose to trap him I thought the same thing. They are still married and have a litter of children. It's a fundie thing.

Same thing happened to Isaac too, only he was like 25. Go figure the only planned one was from Zac.

Tony_Danza: I was thinking it was Kevin McPherson. He was this faggy tool I went to highschool with. We had gym class together in Grade 9 and always got this weird vibe from him whenever I changed in the locker room. I heard he got married a few years ago but you knew he was totally into guys.

It's cool, man. I never got over my high school sweetheart, either.

He's really not attractive.

Kinda like that one Hanson brother.

Bexta: While I have no idea who this guy is, I take offence to the "No one wants to bang the funny one." comment - the funny ones are always the MOST attractive to me, I'll give them a whirl.

Which begs the question: What are you doing on FARK?

/Wait a minute... what am I doing on FARK?!

cheap_thoughts: Pucca: Ingaba 2009-07-02 09:35:34 AM
CPT Ethanolic: Anyone at 21 yrs old, with the opportunity to bang every 18-20 yr old hottie on earth, that decides to get married = gay.

More like = brainwashed by fundies...

They will get divorced after he figures out what sex is all about and she figures out that she can divorce his stupid pansy arse, take half of his earnings and go fark a tattied up roady for Creed.

When Taylor Hanson got married at 19 because his girlfriend got pregnant on purpose to trap him I thought the same thing. They are still married and have a litter of children. It's a fundie thing.

Same thing happened to Isaac too, only he was like 25. Go figure the only planned one was from Zac.

Wow someone who knows what happened to Hanson 10 years later. I bow down to your randomness.

/or creepy stalkyness

in reality, its not:
"please believe i'm not gay" from the jonas bro.
its, "please believe he's gay" from the submitter.

its your only ammo against a rich successful, talented dude.

They are the modern-day Hanson...

...except that even Hanson had one catchy song.

I didn't even realize there was a Kevin. All I ever hear about is JoeJoeJoeJoe...

Have an 8 year old daughter and she and her friends are weirding me out about their Joe crushes.

Psumek 2009-07-02 01:33:02 PM
cheap_thoughts: Pucca: Ingaba 2009-07-02 09:35:34 AM
CPT Ethanolic: Anyone at 21 yrs old, with the opportunity to bang every 18-20 yr old hottie on earth, that decides to get married = gay.

More like = brainwashed by fundies...

They will get divorced after he figures out what sex is all about and she figures out that she can divorce his stupid pansy arse, take half of his earnings and go fark a tattied up roady for Creed.

When Taylor Hanson got married at 19 because his girlfriend got pregnant on purpose to trap him I thought the same thing. They are still married and have a litter of children. It's a fundie thing.

Same thing happened to Isaac too, only he was like 25. Go figure the only planned one was from Zac.

Wow someone who knows what happened to Hanson 10 years later. I bow down to your randomness.

/or creepy stalkyness

I lived in Tulsa when all that happened. It's a very small town. No I didn't move there to stalk the Hansons.

... and once he gets over the novelty of sex and realizes that it was a bad idea to abstain until he was ready to explode, forcing himself to marry the first woman he laid eyes on, divorce in 3...2...1...

GIS pulled up this little gem of the lucky girl (On the right).



/Would "Take off my purity ring" for her.

"Deleasa, a former hairdresser,"

1. how much the hell of a former hairdresser could she be at her 22?
they're both ugly anyway. now they can have ugly babies.

2. she clearly SUCKS as her job because he has the hair of a douche.

//cranky

I thought this would be about Kevin Spacey. Never heard of any Jonas brother.

thumpergirl: "Deleasa, a former hairdresser,"

1. how much the hell of a former hairdresser could she be at her 22?
they're both ugly anyway. now they can have ugly babies.

2. she clearly SUCKS as her job because he has the hair of a douche.

//cranky

Jew Evangelical fro.

Lumox: He can finally get laid!

and then divorced, and then married again, and then divorced! because that's the moral way to "fark all them biatches hardcore."

He'll be divorced in a few years.

Big mistake.

From the comments:
I AM SOOO happy for them i just love the jonas brothers kevin and his gf make a cute couple i am just soo happy forthem CONGRAULATIONS !! i will never for get the year of 2009 i grauduated 8 th grade now kevin jonas is engaged !!!!!
- Christina, britol wisconsin,


Dear God(s),
I hate teenyboppers.

Love,
Brainsick

I like her. Normal pretty, not Hollywood plastic pretty. Very lucky guy, whoever he is.

I think Nick is the gay one. Dude has been on Broadway since he was 7.

I could tell that was a Jersey girl as soon as the pic loaded. Looks over processed, mean, hard, artificial, dumb.

/sorry, but that was my Jersey experience. Left for the west coast. Your mileage may vary.

vernonFL: I think Nick is the gay one. Dude has been on Broadway since he was 7.

no it's obviously Joe. he can't seem to put down the flat iron.

Please tell me this type of girl is not what Springsteen was writing about? ulk.

/She looks typically Jersey, or possibly Long Island
//Janice from "Friends". Needs leopard print spandex.

Wait a minute... Since when do either of those Diseny Produced Clones have a first name? They're not individuals. They're the Jonas Brothers. Singular.

Give it about a month and a half and Disney will have some other "Hey, look at us home town kids who made a band!" -style group built to overtake these, now useless to them, sacks of worthless shiat.

Douchebag.

Took my girls to the Tacoma show Sunday. Thought there would have been more soccer mom eye candy. Left disappointed in the lack of hot mom action, yet strangely enough enjoyed the show. My wife took enough pics of Nick Jonas to make the pedo bear happy.

/anything to make my rugrats smile, I guess

Ahem

"I AM SOOO happy for them i just love the jonas brothers kevin and his gf make a cute couple i am just soo happy forthem CONGRAULATIONS !! i will never for get the year of 2009 i grauduated 8 th grade now kevin jonas is engaged !!!!!"

...sigh

Result!

Ingaba: Shiat...I can't believe that I just posted in a thread about a Jonas Brother...I hope that this doesn't go green.

OMG I came into this thread thinking, I wonder if random person has posted in it, OMG random person totally did!!!!

No, really; he's totally straight! I saw it on the VH 1!

thumpergirl: "Deleasa, a former hairdresser,"

1. how much the hell of a former hairdresser could she be at her 22?
they're both ugly anyway. now they can have ugly babies.

2. she clearly SUCKS as her job because he has the hair of a douche.

//cranky

Nah she's a former hairdresser because she has a Disney Teen Idol as a husband. I'd be letting him take care of me too.

He doesn't look gay, het just looks like a douche.

Goggles_Pisano: Why did I quote that twice?

You like rape?

You ass subby. My first name is Kevin and for a split second I thought I was in some kind of Truman Show scenario.

/Goes back to not mattering.
//Or being gay.
///Seriously.

Kevin Federline?
Kevin Kline?
Kevin James?
Kevin McDonald?

so i take it he doesnt want to gangbang lady gaga with the brothers? or is that for the bachelor party?

Came for the Mickey kicking ass pics, leaving satisfied.

pd771: It's ok, Kevin is the funny one. No one wants to bang the funny one.

Hey, Ringo was the funny Beatle and he married (and banged) Barbara Bach.

She's a man, baby.

stevetherobot: pd771: It's ok, Kevin is the funny one. No one wants to bang the funny one.

Hey, Ringo was the funny Beatle and he married (and banged) Barbara Bach.

Who are these Beatles you speak of?

DslainteC: "The Jonas Brothers star revealed how he went down on...girlfriend Danielle Deleasa."

This article works better more truthful with creative editing and an ellipsis.

FTFY

Wow. Bad move, dude. I mean.. she's ok, hittable and all. But he can pull much better than THAT.

I walked into the living room as my sister was watching Disney channel, and the obnoxious MTV news type person was asking some random chick "what do you want the Jonas Brothers to write a song about?" and she said "Me, of course."

I want them to sing about heroin addiction.

pd771: stevetherobot: pd771: It's ok, Kevin is the funny one. No one wants to bang the funny one.

Hey, Ringo was the funny Beatle and he married (and banged) Barbara Bach.

Who are these Beatles you speak of?

They were kinda like the Monkees, but British.

EdVenture Wow, I guess we have to face it. Kevin is not a real manly name.


Oh puh-lease. It takes a real man to appreciate a good window treatment.

Kar98: No, really; he's totally straight! I saw it on the VH 1!

Yeah but he's the guy from Depeche Mode!

I swear that's a prom picture from the 80s

At least he isn't dating this tool....



//not hot, but the link is.

Mike Piazza is unimpressed.

CPT Ethanolic: Anyone at 21 yrs old, with the opportunity to bang every 18-20 yr old hottie on earth, that decides to get married = gay.

Or that they will continue banging the hotties just like their old man did.