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Lumox
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2009-07-02 08:39:29 AM |
He can finally get laid!
| HaywoodJablonski
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2009-07-02 08:51:37 AM |
Why the long face, lady?
| FredaDeStilleto
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2009-07-02 08:55:14 AM |
It's the only way he'll ever have a beard.
| tnpir
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2009-07-02 09:03:56 AM |
Lumox: He can finally get laid!
That whole ultra-Christian purity pledge thing is, I guarantee, total bullshiat with these tools. I'm convinced that each Jonas brother is snorting cocaine off a hooker's ass backstage at every show.
That whole ultra-Christian purity pledge thing is, I guarantee, total bullshiat with these tools. I'm convinced that each Jonas brother is snorting cocaine off a hooker's ass backstage at every show.
| CPT Ethanolic
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2009-07-02 09:11:31 AM |
Anyone at 21 yrs old, with the opportunity to bang every 18-20 yr old hottie on earth, that decides to get married = gay.
| Ingaba
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2009-07-02 09:35:34 AM |
CPT Ethanolic: Anyone at 21 yrs old, with the opportunity to bang every 18-20 yr old hottie on earth, that decides to get married = gay.
More like = brainwashed by fundies...
They will get divorced after he figures out what sex is all about and she figures out that she can divorce his stupid pansy arse, take half of his earnings and go fark a tattied up roady for Creed.
More like = brainwashed by fundies...
They will get divorced after he figures out what sex is all about and she figures out that she can divorce his stupid pansy arse, take half of his earnings and go fark a tattied up roady for Creed.
| Ingaba
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2009-07-02 09:37:37 AM |
Shiat...I can't believe that I just posted in a thread about a Jonas Brother...I hope that this doesn't go green.
| oldernell
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2009-07-02 09:41:27 AM |
Ingaba: They will get divorced after he figures out what sex is all about and she figures out that she can divorce his stupid pansy arse, take half of his earnings and go fark a tattied up roady for Creed.
Good one. I haven't laughed out loud like that in a week.
Good one. I haven't laughed out loud like that in a week.
| msannomalley
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2009-07-02 10:23:06 AM |
Ingaba: Shiat...I can't believe that I just posted in a thread about a Jonas Brother...I hope that this doesn't go green.
Clicked 165 times; will post to Showbiz on Thu, 02 Jul 2009 at 11:39 AM
Too late.
Clicked 165 times; will post to Showbiz on Thu, 02 Jul 2009 at 11:39 AM
Too late.
| sleeping martyr
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2009-07-02 10:24:51 AM |
Ingaba: Shiat...I can't believe that I just posted in a thread about a Jonas Brother...I hope that this doesn't go green.
too late.
\my 8th green ever.. last one for me was December 9th of last year.
too late.
\my 8th green ever.. last one for me was December 9th of last year.
| fatimcgee
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2009-07-02 10:30:33 AM |
He's rich and has the world by the balls making him the envy of Farkers everywhere.
Yeah, that totally makes him gay.
\you're all idiots.
Yeah, that totally makes him gay.
\you're all idiots.
| DslainteC
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2009-07-02 10:59:30 AM |
"The Jonas Brothers star revealed how he went down on...girlfriend Danielle Deleasa."
This article works better with creative editing and an ellipsis.
This article works better with creative editing and an ellipsis.
| fritopendejo | 2009-07-02 11:37:56 AM |
sleeping martyr: Ingaba: Shiat...I can't believe that I just posted in a thread about a Jonas Brother...I hope that this doesn't go green.
too late.
\my 8th green ever.. last one for me was December 9th of last year.
Have your greens all been about the Jonas Brothers?
too late.
\my 8th green ever.. last one for me was December 9th of last year.
Have your greens all been about the Jonas Brothers?
| djstortion | 2009-07-02 11:47:11 AM |
This poor girl better get a damned good chauffeur and food taster. I wonder exactly how many teen girls are considering some homicide right now...
| Marisyana | 2009-07-02 11:48:42 AM |
CPT Ethanolic: Anyone at 21 yrs old, with the opportunity to bang every 18-20 10-11 yr old hottie on earth, that decides to get married = gay.
FTFY because you won't see anyone above that age at a Jonas Brothers show unless it's Mom or Dad. Also per my eleven-year-old rabid Jonas Brothers fan niece this is no big deal because "no one thinks Kevin's hot."
/same niece cried all day when she found out Nick was dating Miley Cyrus again
FTFY because you won't see anyone above that age at a Jonas Brothers show unless it's Mom or Dad. Also per my eleven-year-old rabid Jonas Brothers fan niece this is no big deal because "no one thinks Kevin's hot."
/same niece cried all day when she found out Nick was dating Miley Cyrus again
| mushroom belt | 2009-07-02 11:52:04 AM |
Would slap it up, flip it, perhaps even rub it down, but not if I had his money and pussy pulling opportunities. Thus, he's the loser, not me, right?
/please don't answer that
/please don't answer that
| I Like Bread | 2009-07-02 11:53:12 AM |
FTA
When they met, Deleasa, a former hairdresser,
...And future gold digger...
When they met, Deleasa, a former hairdresser,
...And future gold digger...
| Spanky_McFarksalot | 2009-07-02 11:53:48 AM |
Why is with his mom?
| pd771
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2009-07-02 11:56:56 AM |
It's ok, Kevin is the funny one. No one wants to bang the funny one.
| Lloyd Braun | 2009-07-02 11:58:03 AM |
I'm sure teenage girls won't be too heartbroken. After all, it's the ugly one getting married.
Uh, I mean, the other 2 are also ugly. Nick and Joe don't turn me on at all. I never once masterbated to their videos.
Honestly.
Uh, I mean, the other 2 are also ugly. Nick and Joe don't turn me on at all. I never once masterbated to their videos.
Honestly.
| Surool
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2009-07-02 11:58:42 AM |
Is that his English teacher?
| olapbill | 2009-07-02 12:04:17 PM |
pd771: It's ok, Kevin is the funny one. No one wants to bang the funny one.
great. I guess it's always going to be "stranger hand" for me. Thanks for shattering my last dream.
great. I guess it's always going to be "stranger hand" for me. Thanks for shattering my last dream.
| MC900ft_Elmo | 2009-07-02 12:07:33 PM |
Oh I thought the article was about Kevin Spacey....carry on...
| LeafyGreens | 2009-07-02 12:09:49 PM |
MC900ft_Elmo: Oh I thought the article was about Kevin Spacey....carry on...
Me too. At least it wasn't Joe, as then I'd have to re-write all my Jonas Brothers erotic fan fiction.
/what?
Me too. At least it wasn't Joe, as then I'd have to re-write all my Jonas Brothers erotic fan fiction.
/what?
| Reverend Otis | 2009-07-02 12:11:29 PM |
Spacey?
| CaptainSmartass | 2009-07-02 12:13:03 PM |
Damn it, thought this would be a Kevin Spacey thread. Who gives a rat's ass about the Jonas brothers?
| EdVenture | 2009-07-02 12:15:47 PM |
CaptainSmartass: Damn it, thought this would be a Kevin Spacey thread. Who gives a rat's ass about the Jonas brothers?
THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.
THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.
| bravian | 2009-07-02 12:18:28 PM |
Meh ... not good looking enough ... you straights can keep him.
| crm114 | 2009-07-02 12:19:25 PM |
EdVenture: CaptainSmartass: Damn it, thought this would be a Kevin Spacey thread. Who gives a rat's ass about the Jonas brothers?
THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.
I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...
THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.
I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...
| hogans | 2009-07-02 12:22:03 PM |
crm114: EdVenture: CaptainSmartass: Damn it, thought this would be a Kevin Spacey thread. Who gives a rat's ass about the Jonas brothers?
THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.
I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...
I was thinking of Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall.
THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.
I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...
I was thinking of Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall.
| Goggles_Pisano | 2009-07-02 12:26:49 PM |
hogans: crm114: EdVenture: CaptainSmartass: Damn it, thought this would be a Kevin Spacey thread. Who gives a rat's ass about the Jonas brothers?
THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.
I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...
I was thinking of Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall.
hogans: crm114: EdVenture: CaptainSmartass: Damn it, thought this would be a Kevin Spacey thread. Who gives a rat's ass about the Jonas brothers?
THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.
I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...
I was thinking of Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall.
I thought this was about Kevin Tighe from "Emergency!"
THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.
I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...
I was thinking of Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall.
hogans: crm114: EdVenture: CaptainSmartass: Damn it, thought this would be a Kevin Spacey thread. Who gives a rat's ass about the Jonas brothers?
THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.
I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...
I was thinking of Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall.
I thought this was about Kevin Tighe from "Emergency!"
| TeddyRooseveltsMustache
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2009-07-02 12:28:52 PM |
Who cares? Nobody on Fark listens to his music, do they?
| Goggles_Pisano | 2009-07-02 12:29:34 PM |
Why did I quote that twice?
| Chelle82 | 2009-07-02 12:29:59 PM |
pd771: It's ok, Kevin is the funny one. No one wants to bang the funny one.
Even chubby, freckle-faced Danny Bonaduce got Cassidy groupies.
Even chubby, freckle-faced Danny Bonaduce got Cassidy groupies.
| freetomato
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2009-07-02 12:31:55 PM |
She kinda has the "Janice from Friends" thing going on.
| TheRealFarkinator | 2009-07-02 12:32:13 PM |
I thought Kevin Bacon. I know someone who knows someone who knows someone ....
| Robert1966
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2009-07-02 12:32:14 PM |
Mickey will not be happy.
| Zombie Hitler | 2009-07-02 12:33:14 PM |
Glad to see I wasn't the only one thinking this was a Kevin Spacey thread.
| jameseatsbabies | 2009-07-02 12:35:30 PM |
What's on the tip of her nose?
| EdVenture | 2009-07-02 12:39:51 PM |
Goggles_Pisano: hogans: crm114: EdVenture: CaptainSmartass: Damn it, thought this would be a Kevin Spacey thread. Who gives a rat's ass about the Jonas brothers?
THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.
I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...
I was thinking of Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall.
hogans: crm114: EdVenture: CaptainSmartass: Damn it, thought this would be a Kevin Spacey thread. Who gives a rat's ass about the Jonas brothers?
THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.
I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...
I was thinking of Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall.
I thought this was about Kevin Tighe from "Emergency!"
No Kevin Bacon?
Wow, I guess we have to face it. Kevin is not a real manly name.
THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.
I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...
I was thinking of Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall.
hogans: crm114: EdVenture: CaptainSmartass: Damn it, thought this would be a Kevin Spacey thread. Who gives a rat's ass about the Jonas brothers?
THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.
I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...
I was thinking of Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall.
I thought this was about Kevin Tighe from "Emergency!"
No Kevin Bacon?
Wow, I guess we have to face it. Kevin is not a real manly name.
| pd771
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2009-07-02 12:42:45 PM |
Chelle82: pd771: It's ok, Kevin is the funny one. No one wants to bang the funny one.
Even chubby, freckle-faced Danny Bonaduce got Cassidy groupies.
Only because they were so depressed they were willing to let anyone sleep with them. He was the crappy consolation prize.
Even chubby, freckle-faced Danny Bonaduce got Cassidy groupies.
Only because they were so depressed they were willing to let anyone sleep with them. He was the crappy consolation prize.
| tshetter | 2009-07-02 12:42:48 PM |
Goggles_Pisano: hogans: crm114: EdVenture: CaptainSmartass: Damn it, thought this would be a Kevin Spacey thread. Who gives a rat's ass about the Jonas brothers?
THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.
I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...
I was thinking of Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall.
hogans: crm114: EdVenture: CaptainSmartass: Damn it, thought this would be a Kevin Spacey thread. Who gives a rat's ass about the Jonas brothers?
THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.
I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...
I was thinking of Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall.
I thought this was about Kevin Tighe from "Emergency!"
I was thinking this was about Kevin Federline
THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.
I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...
I was thinking of Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall.
hogans: crm114: EdVenture: CaptainSmartass: Damn it, thought this would be a Kevin Spacey thread. Who gives a rat's ass about the Jonas brothers?
THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.
I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...
I was thinking of Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall.
I thought this was about Kevin Tighe from "Emergency!"
I was thinking this was about Kevin Federline
| Tony_Danza | 2009-07-02 12:45:38 PM |
Goggles_Pisano: hogans: crm114: EdVenture: CaptainSmartass: Damn it, thought this would be a Kevin Spacey thread. Who gives a rat's ass about the Jonas brothers?
THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.
I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...
I was thinking of Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall.
hogans: crm114: EdVenture: CaptainSmartass: Damn it, thought this would be a Kevin Spacey thread. Who gives a rat's ass about the Jonas brothers?
THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.
I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...
I was thinking of Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall.
I thought this was about Kevin Tighe from "Emergency!"
I was thinking it was Kevin McPherson. He was this faggy tool I went to highschool with. We had gym class together in Grade 9 and always got this weird vibe from him whenever I changed in the locker room. I heard he got married a few years ago but you knew he was totally into guys.
THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.
I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...
I was thinking of Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall.
hogans: crm114: EdVenture: CaptainSmartass: Damn it, thought this would be a Kevin Spacey thread. Who gives a rat's ass about the Jonas brothers?
THIS, except I was expecting Kevin Nealon.
I thought it was going to be Kevin Smith for some reason...
I was thinking of Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall.
I thought this was about Kevin Tighe from "Emergency!"
I was thinking it was Kevin McPherson. He was this faggy tool I went to highschool with. We had gym class together in Grade 9 and always got this weird vibe from him whenever I changed in the locker room. I heard he got married a few years ago but you knew he was totally into guys.
| Pucca | 2009-07-02 12:47:44 PM |
Ingaba 2009-07-02 09:35:34 AM
CPT Ethanolic: Anyone at 21 yrs old, with the opportunity to bang every 18-20 yr old hottie on earth, that decides to get married = gay.
More like = brainwashed by fundies...
They will get divorced after he figures out what sex is all about and she figures out that she can divorce his stupid pansy arse, take half of his earnings and go fark a tattied up roady for Creed.
When Taylor Hanson got married at 19 because his girlfriend got pregnant on purpose to trap him I thought the same thing. They are still married and have a litter of children. It's a fundie thing.
CPT Ethanolic: Anyone at 21 yrs old, with the opportunity to bang every 18-20 yr old hottie on earth, that decides to get married = gay.
More like = brainwashed by fundies...
They will get divorced after he figures out what sex is all about and she figures out that she can divorce his stupid pansy arse, take half of his earnings and go fark a tattied up roady for Creed.
When Taylor Hanson got married at 19 because his girlfriend got pregnant on purpose to trap him I thought the same thing. They are still married and have a litter of children. It's a fundie thing.
| tedbundee | 2009-07-02 12:52:18 PM |
fatimcgee: He's rich and has the world by the balls making him the envy of Farkers everywhere.
Yeah, that totally makes him gay.
\you're all idiots.
Those balls are about to go in his wife-to-be's purse.
Yeah, that totally makes him gay.
\you're all idiots.
Those balls are about to go in his wife-to-be's purse.
| Bexta | 2009-07-02 12:53:58 PM |
While I have no idea who this guy is, I take offence to the "No one wants to bang the funny one." comment - the funny ones are always the MOST attractive to me, I'll give them a whirl.
| BalugaJoe | 2009-07-02 01:01:42 PM |
I thought the article was about Kevin Smith. I am very disapointed.
| markyp09 | 2009-07-02 01:03:03 PM |
FTC: i will never for get the year of 2009 i grauduated 8 th grade now kevin jonas is engaged !!!!!
- Christina, britol wisconsin
He loses in the who has the hottest girlfriend competition. His brother is dating this:
- Christina, britol wisconsin
He loses in the who has the hottest girlfriend competition. His brother is dating this:
icanhazstapler
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2009-07-02 01:06:47 PM |
CPT Ethanolic: Anyone at 21 yrs old, with the opportunity to bang every 18-20 yr old hottie on earth, that decides to get married = gay.
THIS, THIS, THIS like 500 times super fast in a row.
THIS, THIS, THIS like 500 times super fast in a row.
| Psumek | 2009-07-02 01:17:49 PM |
markyp09: FTC: i will never for get the year of 2009 i grauduated 8 th grade now kevin jonas is engaged !!!!!
- Christina, britol wisconsin
He loses in the who has the hottest girlfriend competition. His brother is dating this:
That's a man baby!
/so I guess they're all gay
//or is farking a tranny not gay?
- Christina, britol wisconsin
He loses in the who has the hottest girlfriend competition. His brother is dating this:
That's a man baby!
/so I guess they're all gay
//or is farking a tranny not gay?
| cheap_thoughts | 2009-07-02 01:27:44 PM |
Pucca: Ingaba 2009-07-02 09:35:34 AM
CPT Ethanolic: Anyone at 21 yrs old, with the opportunity to bang every 18-20 yr old hottie on earth, that decides to get married = gay.
More like = brainwashed by fundies...
They will get divorced after he figures out what sex is all about and she figures out that she can divorce his stupid pansy arse, take half of his earnings and go fark a tattied up roady for Creed.
When Taylor Hanson got married at 19 because his girlfriend got pregnant on purpose to trap him I thought the same thing. They are still married and have a litter of children. It's a fundie thing.
Same thing happened to Isaac too, only he was like 25. Go figure the only planned one was from Zac.
CPT Ethanolic: Anyone at 21 yrs old, with the opportunity to bang every 18-20 yr old hottie on earth, that decides to get married = gay.
More like = brainwashed by fundies...
They will get divorced after he figures out what sex is all about and she figures out that she can divorce his stupid pansy arse, take half of his earnings and go fark a tattied up roady for Creed.
When Taylor Hanson got married at 19 because his girlfriend got pregnant on purpose to trap him I thought the same thing. They are still married and have a litter of children. It's a fundie thing.
Same thing happened to Isaac too, only he was like 25. Go figure the only planned one was from Zac.
| Huck Chaser | 2009-07-02 01:30:02 PM |
Tony_Danza: I was thinking it was Kevin McPherson. He was this faggy tool I went to highschool with. We had gym class together in Grade 9 and always got this weird vibe from him whenever I changed in the locker room. I heard he got married a few years ago but you knew he was totally into guys.
It's cool, man. I never got over my high school sweetheart, either.
It's cool, man. I never got over my high school sweetheart, either.
| vernonFL
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2009-07-02 01:31:55 PM |
He's really not attractive.
Kinda like that one Hanson brother.
Kinda like that one Hanson brother.
| Goggles_Pisano | 2009-07-02 01:32:33 PM |
Bexta: While I have no idea who this guy is, I take offence to the "No one wants to bang the funny one." comment - the funny ones are always the MOST attractive to me, I'll give them a whirl.
Which begs the question: What are you doing on FARK?
/Wait a minute... what am I doing on FARK?!
Which begs the question: What are you doing on FARK?
/Wait a minute... what am I doing on FARK?!
| Psumek | 2009-07-02 01:33:02 PM |
cheap_thoughts: Pucca: Ingaba 2009-07-02 09:35:34 AM
CPT Ethanolic: Anyone at 21 yrs old, with the opportunity to bang every 18-20 yr old hottie on earth, that decides to get married = gay.
More like = brainwashed by fundies...
They will get divorced after he figures out what sex is all about and she figures out that she can divorce his stupid pansy arse, take half of his earnings and go fark a tattied up roady for Creed.
When Taylor Hanson got married at 19 because his girlfriend got pregnant on purpose to trap him I thought the same thing. They are still married and have a litter of children. It's a fundie thing.
Same thing happened to Isaac too, only he was like 25. Go figure the only planned one was from Zac.
Wow someone who knows what happened to Hanson 10 years later. I bow down to your randomness.
/or creepy stalkyness
CPT Ethanolic: Anyone at 21 yrs old, with the opportunity to bang every 18-20 yr old hottie on earth, that decides to get married = gay.
More like = brainwashed by fundies...
They will get divorced after he figures out what sex is all about and she figures out that she can divorce his stupid pansy arse, take half of his earnings and go fark a tattied up roady for Creed.
When Taylor Hanson got married at 19 because his girlfriend got pregnant on purpose to trap him I thought the same thing. They are still married and have a litter of children. It's a fundie thing.
Same thing happened to Isaac too, only he was like 25. Go figure the only planned one was from Zac.
Wow someone who knows what happened to Hanson 10 years later. I bow down to your randomness.
/or creepy stalkyness
| T.rex | 2009-07-02 01:38:28 PM |
in reality, its not:
"please believe i'm not gay" from the jonas bro.
its, "please believe he's gay" from the submitter.
its your only ammo against a rich successful, talented dude.
"please believe i'm not gay" from the jonas bro.
its, "please believe he's gay" from the submitter.
its your only ammo against a rich successful, talented dude.
| Christian Bale | 2009-07-02 01:38:41 PM |
They are the modern-day Hanson...
...except that even Hanson had one catchy song.
...except that even Hanson had one catchy song.
| Epossumondas
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2009-07-02 01:39:31 PM |
I didn't even realize there was a Kevin. All I ever hear about is JoeJoeJoeJoe...
Have an 8 year old daughter and she and her friends are weirding me out about their Joe crushes.
Have an 8 year old daughter and she and her friends are weirding me out about their Joe crushes.
| Pucca | 2009-07-02 01:43:22 PM |
Psumek 2009-07-02 01:33:02 PM
cheap_thoughts: Pucca: Ingaba 2009-07-02 09:35:34 AM
CPT Ethanolic: Anyone at 21 yrs old, with the opportunity to bang every 18-20 yr old hottie on earth, that decides to get married = gay.
More like = brainwashed by fundies...
They will get divorced after he figures out what sex is all about and she figures out that she can divorce his stupid pansy arse, take half of his earnings and go fark a tattied up roady for Creed.
When Taylor Hanson got married at 19 because his girlfriend got pregnant on purpose to trap him I thought the same thing. They are still married and have a litter of children. It's a fundie thing.
Same thing happened to Isaac too, only he was like 25. Go figure the only planned one was from Zac.
Wow someone who knows what happened to Hanson 10 years later. I bow down to your randomness.
/or creepy stalkyness
I lived in Tulsa when all that happened. It's a very small town. No I didn't move there to stalk the Hansons.
cheap_thoughts: Pucca: Ingaba 2009-07-02 09:35:34 AM
CPT Ethanolic: Anyone at 21 yrs old, with the opportunity to bang every 18-20 yr old hottie on earth, that decides to get married = gay.
More like = brainwashed by fundies...
They will get divorced after he figures out what sex is all about and she figures out that she can divorce his stupid pansy arse, take half of his earnings and go fark a tattied up roady for Creed.
When Taylor Hanson got married at 19 because his girlfriend got pregnant on purpose to trap him I thought the same thing. They are still married and have a litter of children. It's a fundie thing.
Same thing happened to Isaac too, only he was like 25. Go figure the only planned one was from Zac.
Wow someone who knows what happened to Hanson 10 years later. I bow down to your randomness.
/or creepy stalkyness
I lived in Tulsa when all that happened. It's a very small town. No I didn't move there to stalk the Hansons.
| Tommy Moo | 2009-07-02 01:43:37 PM |
... and once he gets over the novelty of sex and realizes that it was a bad idea to abstain until he was ready to explode, forcing himself to marry the first woman he laid eyes on, divorce in 3...2...1...
| Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom | 2009-07-02 01:46:53 PM |
GIS pulled up this little gem of the lucky girl (On the right).
/Would "Take off my purity ring" for her.
/Would "Take off my purity ring" for her.
| thumpergirl | 2009-07-02 01:51:06 PM |
"Deleasa, a former hairdresser,"
1. how much the hell of a former hairdresser could she be at her 22?
they're both ugly anyway. now they can have ugly babies.
2. she clearly SUCKS as her job because he has the hair of a douche.
//cranky
1. how much the hell of a former hairdresser could she be at her 22?
they're both ugly anyway. now they can have ugly babies.
2. she clearly SUCKS as her job because he has the hair of a douche.
//cranky
| Second Try | 2009-07-02 01:52:52 PM |
I thought this would be about Kevin Spacey. Never heard of any Jonas brother.
| icam | 2009-07-02 01:53:37 PM |
thumpergirl: "Deleasa, a former hairdresser,"
1. how much the hell of a former hairdresser could she be at her 22?
they're both ugly anyway. now they can have ugly babies.
2. she clearly SUCKS as her job because he has the hair of a douche.
//cranky
Jew Evangelical fro.
1. how much the hell of a former hairdresser could she be at her 22?
they're both ugly anyway. now they can have ugly babies.
2. she clearly SUCKS as her job because he has the hair of a douche.
//cranky
| epocalypse | 2009-07-02 01:57:47 PM |
Lumox: He can finally get laid!
and then divorced, and then married again, and then divorced! because that's the moral way to "fark all them biatches hardcore."
and then divorced, and then married again, and then divorced! because that's the moral way to "fark all them biatches hardcore."
| horonto
|
2009-07-02 01:59:51 PM |
He'll be divorced in a few years.
Big mistake.
Big mistake.
| Brainsick | 2009-07-02 02:02:21 PM |
From the comments:
I AM SOOO happy for them i just love the jonas brothers kevin and his gf make a cute couple i am just soo happy forthem CONGRAULATIONS !! i will never for get the year of 2009 i grauduated 8 th grade now kevin jonas is engaged !!!!!
- Christina, britol wisconsin,
Dear God(s),
I hate teenyboppers.
Love,
Brainsick
I AM SOOO happy for them i just love the jonas brothers kevin and his gf make a cute couple i am just soo happy forthem CONGRAULATIONS !! i will never for get the year of 2009 i grauduated 8 th grade now kevin jonas is engaged !!!!!
- Christina, britol wisconsin,
Dear God(s),
I hate teenyboppers.
Love,
Brainsick
| radioman_ | 2009-07-02 02:07:36 PM |
I like her. Normal pretty, not Hollywood plastic pretty. Very lucky guy, whoever he is.
| vernonFL
|
2009-07-02 02:09:53 PM |
I think Nick is the gay one. Dude has been on Broadway since he was 7.
| Rubber Biscuit | 2009-07-02 02:15:16 PM |
I could tell that was a Jersey girl as soon as the pic loaded. Looks over processed, mean, hard, artificial, dumb.
/sorry, but that was my Jersey experience. Left for the west coast. Your mileage may vary.
/sorry, but that was my Jersey experience. Left for the west coast. Your mileage may vary.
| valencia | 2009-07-02 02:15:37 PM |
vernonFL: I think Nick is the gay one. Dude has been on Broadway since he was 7.
no it's obviously Joe. he can't seem to put down the flat iron.
no it's obviously Joe. he can't seem to put down the flat iron.
| Limeade | 2009-07-02 02:30:47 PM |
Please tell me this type of girl is not what Springsteen was writing about? ulk.
/She looks typically Jersey, or possibly Long Island
//Janice from "Friends". Needs leopard print spandex.
/She looks typically Jersey, or possibly Long Island
//Janice from "Friends". Needs leopard print spandex.
| SprAmazd | 2009-07-02 02:33:32 PM |
Wait a minute... Since when do either of those Diseny Produced Clones have a first name? They're not individuals. They're the Jonas Brothers. Singular.
Give it about a month and a half and Disney will have some other "Hey, look at us home town kids who made a band!" -style group built to overtake these, now useless to them, sacks of worthless shiat.
Give it about a month and a half and Disney will have some other "Hey, look at us home town kids who made a band!" -style group built to overtake these, now useless to them, sacks of worthless shiat.
| drhansenej | 2009-07-02 02:43:07 PM |
Douchebag.
| bamnuke | 2009-07-02 02:44:33 PM |
Took my girls to the Tacoma show Sunday. Thought there would have been more soccer mom eye candy. Left disappointed in the lack of hot mom action, yet strangely enough enjoyed the show. My wife took enough pics of Nick Jonas to make the pedo bear happy.
/anything to make my rugrats smile, I guess
/anything to make my rugrats smile, I guess
| crazylegsbill | 2009-07-02 02:45:03 PM |
Ahem
"I AM SOOO happy for them i just love the jonas brothers kevin and his gf make a cute couple i am just soo happy forthem CONGRAULATIONS !! i will never for get the year of 2009 i grauduated 8 th grade now kevin jonas is engaged !!!!!"
...sigh
"I AM SOOO happy for them i just love the jonas brothers kevin and his gf make a cute couple i am just soo happy forthem CONGRAULATIONS !! i will never for get the year of 2009 i grauduated 8 th grade now kevin jonas is engaged !!!!!"
...sigh
| PhotoCindy | 2009-07-02 02:48:32 PM |
Result!
| Blowmonkey
|
2009-07-02 02:58:54 PM |
Ingaba: Shiat...I can't believe that I just posted in a thread about a Jonas Brother...I hope that this doesn't go green.
OMG I came into this thread thinking, I wonder if random person has posted in it, OMG random person totally did!!!!
OMG I came into this thread thinking, I wonder if random person has posted in it, OMG random person totally did!!!!
| Jon Zombie | 2009-07-02 03:02:38 PM |
| Kar98 | 2009-07-02 03:02:52 PM |
No, really; he's totally straight! I saw it on the VH 1!
| Psumek | 2009-07-02 03:04:09 PM |
thumpergirl: "Deleasa, a former hairdresser,"
1. how much the hell of a former hairdresser could she be at her 22?
they're both ugly anyway. now they can have ugly babies.
2. she clearly SUCKS as her job because he has the hair of a douche.
//cranky
Nah she's a former hairdresser because she has a Disney Teen Idol as a husband. I'd be letting him take care of me too.
1. how much the hell of a former hairdresser could she be at her 22?
they're both ugly anyway. now they can have ugly babies.
2. she clearly SUCKS as her job because he has the hair of a douche.
//cranky
Nah she's a former hairdresser because she has a Disney Teen Idol as a husband. I'd be letting him take care of me too.
| wh0mprat | 2009-07-02 03:04:21 PM |
He doesn't look gay, het just looks like a douche.
| Kar98 | 2009-07-02 03:04:34 PM |
| knifefish | 2009-07-02 03:14:36 PM |
You ass subby. My first name is Kevin and for a split second I thought I was in some kind of Truman Show scenario.
/Goes back to not mattering.
//Or being gay.
///Seriously.
/Goes back to not mattering.
//Or being gay.
///Seriously.
| WhileAmericaBurns | 2009-07-02 03:20:00 PM |
Kevin Federline?
Kevin Kline?
Kevin James?
Kevin McDonald?
Kevin Kline?
Kevin James?
Kevin McDonald?
| brohymn | 2009-07-02 03:21:09 PM |
so i take it he doesnt want to gangbang lady gaga with the brothers? or is that for the bachelor party?
| Kyoki
|
2009-07-02 03:24:34 PM |
Came for the Mickey kicking ass pics, leaving satisfied.
| stevetherobot | 2009-07-02 03:29:29 PM |
pd771: It's ok, Kevin is the funny one. No one wants to bang the funny one.
Hey, Ringo was the funny Beatle and he married (and banged) Barbara Bach.
Hey, Ringo was the funny Beatle and he married (and banged) Barbara Bach.
| Sefton | 2009-07-02 03:33:00 PM |
She's a man, baby.
| pd771
|
2009-07-02 03:34:13 PM |
stevetherobot: pd771: It's ok, Kevin is the funny one. No one wants to bang the funny one.
Hey, Ringo was the funny Beatle and he married (and banged) Barbara Bach.
Who are these Beatles you speak of?
Hey, Ringo was the funny Beatle and he married (and banged) Barbara Bach.
Who are these Beatles you speak of?
| Nightmaretony | 2009-07-02 03:44:35 PM |
DslainteC: "The Jonas Brothers star revealed how he went down on...girlfriend Danielle Deleasa."
This articleworks better more truthful with creative editing and an ellipsis.
FTFY
This article
FTFY
| Resin33 | 2009-07-02 03:47:50 PM |
Wow. Bad move, dude. I mean.. she's ok, hittable and all. But he can pull much better than THAT.
| Five Minute Standup | 2009-07-02 04:07:33 PM |
I walked into the living room as my sister was watching Disney channel, and the obnoxious MTV news type person was asking some random chick "what do you want the Jonas Brothers to write a song about?" and she said "Me, of course."
I want them to sing about heroin addiction.
I want them to sing about heroin addiction.
| RevMercutio
|
2009-07-02 04:11:57 PM |
pd771: stevetherobot: pd771: It's ok, Kevin is the funny one. No one wants to bang the funny one.
Hey, Ringo was the funny Beatle and he married (and banged) Barbara Bach.
Who are these Beatles you speak of?
They were kinda like the Monkees, but British.
Hey, Ringo was the funny Beatle and he married (and banged) Barbara Bach.
Who are these Beatles you speak of?
They were kinda like the Monkees, but British.
| Quotizmo
|
2009-07-02 04:22:40 PM |
EdVenture Wow, I guess we have to face it. Kevin is not a real manly name.
Oh puh-lease. It takes a real man to appreciate a good window treatment.
Oh puh-lease. It takes a real man to appreciate a good window treatment.
| Quantum Apostrophe | 2009-07-02 04:22:49 PM |
Kar98: No, really; he's totally straight! I saw it on the VH 1!
Yeah but he's the guy from Depeche Mode!
Yeah but he's the guy from Depeche Mode!
| SharkInfested | 2009-07-02 04:25:00 PM |
I swear that's a prom picture from the 80s
| Harry_Seldon | 2009-07-02 04:26:56 PM |
At least he isn't dating this tool....
//not hot, but the link is.
//not hot, but the link is.
| ranak | 2009-07-02 04:46:49 PM |
Mike Piazza is unimpressed.
| Speedbts alt | 2009-07-02 05:03:27 PM |
CPT Ethanolic: Anyone at 21 yrs old, with the opportunity to bang every 18-20 yr old hottie on earth, that decides to get married = gay.
Or that they will continue banging the hotties just like their old man did.
Or that they will continue banging the hotties just like their old man did.
| elmock | 2009-07-02 05:12:30 PM |
Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom: purity ring
I would do things to her that would make her purity ring melt when i was done
I would do things to her that would make her purity ring melt when i was done
| Robert1966
|
2009-07-02 05:21:59 PM |
"Come on, Kevin - jailbait salad!"
"Don't, Joe, you know I can't. I'm married now."
"It's in the ass, it doesn't count. Jesus, man, that was your idea."
"That's for virginity, not cheating."
I predict that conversation will be had twice before he's back in girls up to his waist.
"Don't, Joe, you know I can't. I'm married now."
"It's in the ass, it doesn't count. Jesus, man, that was your idea."
"That's for virginity, not cheating."
I predict that conversation will be had twice before he's back in girls up to his waist.
| Midnight Rambler | 2009-07-02 05:27:21 PM |
| oOCAKESOo | 2009-07-02 05:36:29 PM |
T.rex: in reality, its not:
"please believe i'm not gay" from the jonas bro.
its, "please believe he's gay" from the submitter.
its your only ammo against a rich successful, talented dude.
lol
you said talented
your funny
i like you
"please believe i'm not gay" from the jonas bro.
its, "please believe he's gay" from the submitter.
its your only ammo against a rich successful, talented dude.
lol
you said talented
your funny
i like you
| owmyhamstring | 2009-07-02 05:44:39 PM |
and here I assumed this article was about him.
| melaniethepanda
|
2009-07-02 06:26:08 PM |
When did everyone decide Kevin Spacey was gay?
| olapbill | 2009-07-02 06:28:13 PM |
melaniethepanda: When did everyone decide Kevin Spacey was gay?
There was a meeting. We took a vote. Do you even look at the goddamn memos?
There was a meeting. We took a vote. Do you even look at the goddamn memos?
| SharkInfested | 2009-07-02 06:37:22 PM |
melaniethepanda: When did everyone decide Kevin Spacey was gay?
I'm not so much sure it was us deciding (though we do have great powers) but more like mother nature deciding
I'm not so much sure it was us deciding (though we do have great powers) but more like mother nature deciding
| melaniethepanda
|
2009-07-02 06:52:39 PM |
SharkInfested:
I'm not so much sure it was us deciding (though we do have great powers) but more like mother nature deciding
Goddamnit so much. Have to cross another one off the list.
Men I want to have Sexy Time with:
Paul Rudd
Kevin Spacey
Bill Murray
Gary Oldman
Anderson Cooper
I'm not so much sure it was us deciding (though we do have great powers) but more like mother nature deciding
Goddamnit so much. Have to cross another one off the list.
Men I want to have Sexy Time with:
Paul Rudd
Bill Murray
Gary Oldman
| Robert1966
|
2009-07-02 06:54:35 PM |
melaniethepanda: SharkInfested:
I'm not so much sure it was us deciding (though we do have great powers) but more like mother nature deciding
Goddamnit so much. Have to cross another one off the list.
Men I want to have Sexy Time with:
Paul Rudd
Kevin Spacey
Bill Murray
Gary Oldman
Anderson Cooper
I have a crush on your mom.
I'm not so much sure it was us deciding (though we do have great powers) but more like mother nature deciding
Goddamnit so much. Have to cross another one off the list.
Men I want to have Sexy Time with:
Paul Rudd
Kevin Spacey
Bill Murray
Gary Oldman
Anderson Cooper
I have a crush on your mom.
| olapbill | 2009-07-02 07:12:47 PM |
Robert1966: melaniethepanda: SharkInfested:
I'm not so much sure it was us deciding (though we do have great powers) but more like mother nature deciding
Goddamnit so much. Have to cross another one off the list.
Men I want to have Sexy Time with:
Paul Rudd
Kevin Spacey
Bill Murray
Gary Oldman
Anderson Cooper
I have a crush on your mom.
whoa whoa there!! *clicks*
On second thought newsletter etc.
I'm not so much sure it was us deciding (though we do have great powers) but more like mother nature deciding
Goddamnit so much. Have to cross another one off the list.
Men I want to have Sexy Time with:
Paul Rudd
Kevin Spacey
Bill Murray
Gary Oldman
Anderson Cooper
I have a crush on your mom.
whoa whoa there!! *clicks*
On second thought newsletter etc.
| mooseyfate | 2009-07-02 07:28:23 PM |
melaniethepanda: SharkInfested:
I'm not so much sure it was us deciding (though we do have great powers) but more like mother nature deciding
Goddamnit so much. Have to cross another one off the list.
Men I want to have Sexy Time with:
Paul Rudd
Kevin Spacey
Bill Murray
Gary Oldman
Anderson Cooper
You want to have sex with Bill Murray? That's....unusual.
/also, your Mom is breathtaking. You can thank Robert for even bringing to my attention.
I'm not so much sure it was us deciding (though we do have great powers) but more like mother nature deciding
Goddamnit so much. Have to cross another one off the list.
Men I want to have Sexy Time with:
Paul Rudd
Kevin Spacey
Bill Murray
Gary Oldman
Anderson Cooper
You want to have sex with Bill Murray? That's....unusual.
/also, your Mom is breathtaking. You can thank Robert for even bringing to my attention.
| Psumek | 2009-07-02 07:39:04 PM |
melaniethepanda: SharkInfested:
I'm not so much sure it was us deciding (though we do have great powers) but more like mother nature deciding
Goddamnit so much. Have to cross another one off the list.
Men I want to have Sexy Time with:
Paul Rudd
Kevin Spacey
Bill Murray
Gary Oldman
Anderson Cooper
So basically you have a thing for character actors...and CNN newsmen. Interesting. So do you want them to fark you as a character or can their normal boring self fark you just fine?
/Ok maybe Paul Rudd isn't a character actor
//only really liked him in Anchorman...everything else is meh
I'm not so much sure it was us deciding (though we do have great powers) but more like mother nature deciding
Goddamnit so much. Have to cross another one off the list.
Men I want to have Sexy Time with:
Paul Rudd
Kevin Spacey
Bill Murray
Gary Oldman
Anderson Cooper
So basically you have a thing for character actors...and CNN newsmen. Interesting. So do you want them to fark you as a character or can their normal boring self fark you just fine?
/Ok maybe Paul Rudd isn't a character actor
//only really liked him in Anchorman...everything else is meh
| Krom
|
2009-07-02 07:51:28 PM |
Disney Guido?
\link is hot like Aquanet on fire
| SharkInfested | 2009-07-02 07:56:28 PM |
melaniethepanda: SharkInfested:
I'm not so much sure it was us deciding (though we do have great powers) but more like mother nature deciding
Goddamnit so much. Have to cross another one off the list.
Men I want to have Sexy Time with:
Paul Rudd
Kevin Spacey
Bill Murray
Gary Oldman
Anderson Cooper
While i have to say that this is an interesting list, and Anderson Cooper was a great loss to the team, the whole thing is invalidated by the absence of Clive Owen
Unless you are respecting my prior claim, of course, in which case you have my blessing on all the rest
I'm not so much sure it was us deciding (though we do have great powers) but more like mother nature deciding
Goddamnit so much. Have to cross another one off the list.
Men I want to have Sexy Time with:
Paul Rudd
Kevin Spacey
Bill Murray
Gary Oldman
Anderson Cooper
While i have to say that this is an interesting list, and Anderson Cooper was a great loss to the team, the whole thing is invalidated by the absence of Clive Owen
Unless you are respecting my prior claim, of course, in which case you have my blessing on all the rest
| olapbill | 2009-07-02 08:04:31 PM |
SharkInfested: melaniethepanda: SharkInfested:
I'm not so much sure it was us deciding (though we do have great powers) but more like mother nature deciding
Goddamnit so much. Have to cross another one off the list.
Men I want to have Sexy Time with:
Paul Rudd
Kevin Spacey
Bill Murray
Gary Oldman
Anderson Cooper
While i have to say that this is an interesting list, and Anderson Cooper was a great loss to the team, the whole thing is invalidated by the absence of Clive Owen
Unless you are respecting my prior claim, of course, in which case you have my blessing on all the rest
well hey, if you squint and drink a bunch, I could pass for Anderson Cooper, and would be more than happy to pinch it so to speak.
I'm not so much sure it was us deciding (though we do have great powers) but more like mother nature deciding
Goddamnit so much. Have to cross another one off the list.
Men I want to have Sexy Time with:
Paul Rudd
Kevin Spacey
Bill Murray
Gary Oldman
Anderson Cooper
While i have to say that this is an interesting list, and Anderson Cooper was a great loss to the team, the whole thing is invalidated by the absence of Clive Owen
Unless you are respecting my prior claim, of course, in which case you have my blessing on all the rest
well hey, if you squint and drink a bunch, I could pass for Anderson Cooper, and would be more than happy to pinch it so to speak.
| WFern | 2009-07-02 08:49:03 PM |
Why is she orange?
...The Jonas Brothers star revealed how he went down on one knee at girlfriend Danielle Deleasa's doorstep after flying overnight from a show in Canada... "It still feels like a dream," she said just hours after the proposal at her home [in] New Jersey on Wednesday...
Oh.
| Sarcastica75
|
2009-07-02 08:54:12 PM |
Robert1966: "Come on, Kevin - jailbait salad!"
"Don't, Joe, you know I can't. I'm married now."
"It's in the ass, it doesn't count. Jesus, man, that was your idea."
"That's for virginity, not cheating."
I predict that conversation will be had twice before he's back in girls up to his waist.
Lolwut.
Also, mom crush, lol.
Euphemisms are funnier because of jailbait comments made previously.
/+3
"Don't, Joe, you know I can't. I'm married now."
"It's in the ass, it doesn't count. Jesus, man, that was your idea."
"That's for virginity, not cheating."
I predict that conversation will be had twice before he's back in girls up to his waist.
Lolwut.
Also, mom crush, lol.
Euphemisms are funnier because of jailbait comments made previously.
/+3
| xLizzieBordenx | 2009-07-02 08:59:46 PM |
| xLizzieBordenx | 2009-07-02 09:02:20 PM |
Whoa. And here I was thinking I shared something in common with one other person.
| Riotboy | 2009-07-02 09:21:53 PM |
Who plays bass & drums?
| dionada
|
2009-07-02 09:22:35 PM |
Thought this was gonna be a Federline thread.
So, Kevin is the Isaac Hanson of the Jonas Brothers? All righty then\.
So, Kevin is the Isaac Hanson of the Jonas Brothers? All righty then\.
| mfaby | 2009-07-02 09:47:57 PM |
melaniethepanda 2009-07-02 06:52:39 PM
SharkInfested:
I'm not so much sure it was us deciding (though we do have great powers) but more like mother nature deciding
Goddamnit so much. Have to cross another one off the list.
Men I want to have Sexy Time with:
Paul Rudd
Kevin Spacey
Bill Murray
Gary Oldman
Anderson Cooper
mfaby
FTFM!
Cant believe no one did this! (I am kidding, btw)
SharkInfested:
I'm not so much sure it was us deciding (though we do have great powers) but more like mother nature deciding
Goddamnit so much. Have to cross another one off the list.
Men I want to have Sexy Time with:
Paul Rudd
Kevin Spacey
Bill Murray
Gary Oldman
Anderson Cooper
mfaby
FTFM!
Cant believe no one did this! (I am kidding, btw)
| WFern | 2009-07-02 10:34:20 PM |
xLizzieBordenx: MC900ft_Elmo: Oh I thought the article was about Kevin Spacey....carry on...
THIS
Ditto, initially.
THIS
Ditto, initially.
| LeafyGreens | 2009-07-03 12:44:51 AM |
melaniethepanda: When did everyone decide Kevin Spacey was gay?
I don't think you've been keeping up.
I don't usually go for older guys but KS is a hot bastard.
The rest of you slack-jawed mouthbreathers can fark the dime a dozen Jersey biatch and her slack-jawed groom. Seeing a picture of those two out-of-the-gate failures only reinforces my validity of fundy marriage = marriage that won't last.
I don't think you've been keeping up.
I don't usually go for older guys but KS is a hot bastard.
The rest of you slack-jawed mouthbreathers can fark the dime a dozen Jersey biatch and her slack-jawed groom. Seeing a picture of those two out-of-the-gate failures only reinforces my validity of fundy marriage = marriage that won't last.
| Pave_the_Planet | 2009-07-03 01:51:14 AM |
He's the fugly one anyways. I feel bad for the poor kid because he looks like an old man and he's only 21.
| jerseygrl | 2009-07-03 10:06:37 AM |
WFern: hy is she orange?
...The Jonas Brothers star revealed how he went down on one knee at girlfriend Danielle Deleasa's doorstep after flying overnight from a show in Canada... "It still feels like a dream," she said just hours after the proposal at her home [in] New Jersey on Wednesday...
I graduated high school with this girl! No lie.
...The Jonas Brothers star revealed how he went down on one knee at girlfriend Danielle Deleasa's doorstep after flying overnight from a show in Canada... "It still feels like a dream," she said just hours after the proposal at her home [in] New Jersey on Wednesday...
I graduated high school with this girl! No lie.
| Red_Fox | 2009-07-03 12:42:28 PM |
The 1900's had the Monkees, the 2000's have the Jonas Brothers.
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