Mississippi State?

TFA: Offensive lineman Justin Cabbagestalk, who signed with the Commodores in February, was arrested Tuesday night in his hometown of Tampa, Fla.

Cabbagestalk? Seriously? That's an even worse name that Joey JoJo Shabadoo.

tnpir: TFA: Offensive lineman Justin Cabbagestalk, who signed with the Commodores in February, was arrested Tuesday night in his hometown of Tampa, Fla.

Cabbagestalk? Seriously? That's an even worse name that Joey JoJo Shabadoo.

It makes me wonder if the origins of this name come from people who actively stalked cabbage or if they were followers of the mythical talking cabbages.

/Either way, I want to party with these people.

tnpir: TFA: Offensive lineman Justin Cabbagestalk, who signed with the Commodores in February, was arrested Tuesday night in his hometown of Tampa, Fla.

Cabbagestalk? Seriously? That's an even worse name that Joey JoJo Shabadoo.

Even better named (pops) ev-Vol QB arrested last night

The saddest thing in the world is the teams who cheat (or sign questionable guys) and still lose.

Not really saying this about Vandy though.

tnpir: TFA: Offensive lineman Justin Cabbagestalk, who signed with the Commodores in February, was arrested Tuesday night in his hometown of Tampa, Fla.

Cabbagestalk? Seriously? That's an even worse name that Joey JoJo Junior Shabadoo.

FTFY

mysticcat: Even better named (pops) ev-Vol QB arrested last night

From TFA: The warrant says Cooter climbed through woman's window on Franklin Station Way, stripped down to his underwear and got into bed with the woman early Saturday morning, the WVLT story stated.

She called police and Cooter was arrested.

Cooter is charged with aggravated burglary.

Shouldn't that just be breaking and entering? What felony did he commit after he broke in, unsolicited beer farts?

Alabama?

/suck it Tide.

Vanderbilt football signee faces felony burglary charge

Translation: Vandy starting to take football a bit more seriously.

The best part about this (or at least, I hope the best part about this), is that this guy will not get a free ride just because he is an athlete. Chances are this guy's scholly will be revoked pretty soon.

Xlr8urfark: Alabama?

/suck it Tide.

Suck it yourself.

Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rolla: The best part about this (or at least, I hope the best part about this), is that this guy will not get a free ride just because he is an athlete. Chances are this guy's scholly will be revoked pretty soon.

There's always a place for him at FSU. Bowden would sign him because he "doesn't want to hurt the rest of the team". That's the excuse he used to play his kicker (Janikowski) after he got arrested.

Ya that's funny. You know what else is funny? Under Lane Kiffin, Tennessee has had zero arrests and the highest semester GPA in years.

Go Vols. Stay out of trouble this summer.

[Florida]

/Seriously... you win 2 national championships in 3 years and the guys on the team think they can get away with murder.
//Only Tebow could.

UTHorsey: Ya that's funny. You know what else is funny? Under Lane Kiffin, Tennessee has had zero arrests and the highest semester GPA in years.

Go Vols. Stay out of trouble this summer.

Because 6 months on the job is all you really need on a resume anyways. Gotta brag about something I guess.

/I know its damn sure not going to be about beating Florida.
//Stupid Vols. Hate you farkers.

Man, is Cabbagestalk gonna love Vandy (if he makes it here). People leave their laptops lying all over the place; half the profs I know don't lock their doors when they go out.

Third Day Mark Because 6 months on the job is all you really need on a resume anyways. Gotta brag about something I guess.

/I know its damn sure not going to be about beating Florida.
//Stupid Vols. Hate you farkers.

Have fun after Tebow is gone and Urban takes over at Notre Dame.

/Methinks the Vols will be suprisingly successful this season.
//Stupid Florida and their jean-shorts.

UTHorsey: Ya that's funny. You know what else is funny? Under Lane Kiffin, Tennessee has had zero arrests and the highest semester GPA in years.

Go Vols. Stay out of trouble this summer.

Yeah, Lane's upping the ante by signing post-conviction.

/Then again, the rape victim was his 14 year old cousin and we're talking about Tennessee.....

Third Day Mark: [Florida]

/Seriously... you win 2 national championships in 3 years and the guys on the team think they can get away with murder.
//Only Tebow could.

Jesus has a Get-Out-of-Hell card

UTHorsey: Third Day Mark Because 6 months on the job is all you really need on a resume anyways. Gotta brag about something I guess.

/I know its damn sure not going to be about beating Florida.
//Stupid Vols. Hate you farkers.

Have fun after Tebow is gone and Urban takes over at Notre Dame.

/Methinks the Vols will be suprisingly successful this season.
//Stupid Florida and their jean-shorts.

Hey who's your starting QB next year? I'm sure you wish it was John Brantley, our backup. Good luck with the dynamic duo of Crompton and Stevens. Oh and keep it up with your fantasy of Urban leaving a stacked Florida team to coach at ND. Maybe 5 years from now, if you're lucky.

And all of the SEC is laughing at your false hope that Boy Blunder is your savior. I know I will be laughing at the Swamp in 79 days.

...because Florida never loses at the swamp!

/Hotty Toddy!

Krymson Tyde: Xlr8urfark: Alabama?

/suck it Tide.

Suck it yourself.

I was counting on that getting a rile out of you ;) Seeya on the 26th.

Well, there's his first strike. He screws up again and he's off the team in all likelihood.

Creative Name: ...because Florida never loses at the swamp!

/Hotty Toddy!

haha. rarely. Thanks for the boost last year, don't know if we would be national champs if you guys didn't give us the kick in the rear to get the team going. Hopefully see you in Atlanta for a rematch.

GunnerDore: Well, there's his first strike. He screws up again and he's off the team in all likelihood.

I think he'd have to avoid the felony to get on campus at all.

from another article (new window) about Cabbaggestalk:"Last summer, another Tampa product and Vanderbilt signee, former Robinson [H.S.] standout running back Jermaine Doster, was arrested following an incident at an Ybor City night club. Doster was charged with disorderly conduct, criminal mischief and obstructing an officer without violence, all misdemeanors. For violating team rules, Doster was suspended from game action and did not dress for the 2008 season. He did, however, continue to practice with the team." Jermaine's brother, Kwane Doster (new window) was tragically lost in a shooting. Kwane had finished his junior season at Vanderbilt with 1,621 yards rushing, 256 yards receiving and seven touchdowns. His killer is still at large.