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(Reuters) Obvious Now that the real protestors have been put down and the online protestors have gone back to their WoW raids, Iranian hardliners want Mousavi arrested for being a rabble raiser   (reuters.com) divider line 70
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DO NOT WANT Poster Girl [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:31:23 AM  
This is no surprise. Blame everyone but the people shooting unarmed civilians.

 
Basij 2009-07-02 09:00:17 AM  
DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: This is no surprise. Blame everyone but the people shooting unarmed civilians.

They shot themselves. Don't look at me like that.

 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:15:40 AM  
Wait. Why doesn't this thread have 800 posts in it already? And where's the initial summary of events and recap of Twitter feeds?

Oh my God, where are the Twitter feeds??

At least the Fark icon still has a green ribbon. As long as that's still up, hope yet lives.

Oh look, a shiny penny.

 
satchel13 2009-07-02 10:45:19 AM  
Raiser? Really?

 
DslainteC [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:01:38 AM  
It's still real to me, dammit!

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:03:59 AM  
They were headed to the notorious Evin Prison, but M said he was relieved to get there. He knew that's where his family would look for him first. But he was horrified to learn that more than 500 prisoners would be crammed into a cell of about 500 square feet.

Older than most of the prisoners, M was designated the cellblock leader, in charge of scheduling four-hour sleeping shifts for the inmates, who had to stand during the rest of the time, share a single toilet or make quick calls to their family on a single phone.

At mealtime, they ate watery bean or noodle soup. To kill time, they debated politics and the nation's future.

Prisoners were frequently singled out and pulled away for interrogation. They came back hours later with bruises or with blood in their urine, he said. Some would be pulled out at 8 a.m. and returned 14 hours later, limping and exhausted.

Guards told him that about 4,500 people were swept up June 20, with unaccounted numbers jailed in many other places. At one point, he met a family whose members were all jailed. A man, who was with his two sons, said his wife and daughter were in the women's section of the prison.

Finally, M was taken for interrogation.

He was blindfolded, never getting a chance to see his questioners. But judging from their voices, they were young men.

One asked who he was. M replied that he was a mine engineer who for the last 15 years had been accredited to publish books. "I am sorry that by publishing books, I could not change the destiny of society -- and that I see this bad day," he said he told them.

A second manasked whom he voted for.

"Unfortunately, I could not vote as I was busy and I did not have my birth certificate, but if I had, I would vote for Mousavi," M replied.

"Do you condone the setting ablaze of banks and breaking windows and the damaging of public property?" the interrogator asked.

"Not at all," M replied. "But I understand the frustration of young people and the way they may vent their anger."

The interrogators, seemingly perplexed by M's nuanced answers and calm demeanor, spared him abuse.

"You were mistakenly taken," an interrogator told him. "Sorry." M was allowed to leave Evin on June 27, a week after his arrest.

 
El_Swino 2009-07-02 11:08:50 AM  
I don't know what to say about this. Can someone please post the posting guidelines?

 
That coward David Lopan 2009-07-02 11:09:09 AM  
I believe it's Rabble Rauser.

/Don't know how to spell Rauser. Looks right to me.

 
HomoHabilis 2009-07-02 11:09:53 AM  
It's either "rabbit raiser" or "rabble rouser". Pick one, subby.

 
Bartleby the Scrivener 2009-07-02 11:11:18 AM  
ItHomoHabilis: It's either "rabbit raiser" or "rabble rouser". Pick one, subby.

what about rubble rubble? or rabid razor?

 
orclover 2009-07-02 11:11:21 AM  
Pocket Ninja: Wait. Why doesn't this thread have 800 posts in it already? And where's the initial summary of events and recap of Twitter feeds?

Oh my God, where are the Twitter feeds??

At least the Fark icon still has a green ribbon. As long as that's still up, hope yet lives.

Oh look, a shiny penny.


That was what? 2 weeks of rebel energy flowing through the fark threads? Suprised it lasted that long.

 
Tatsuhiko [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:11:51 AM  
Who here actually thought something would come out of the protesting?

/Not me.

 
BlorfMaster 2009-07-02 11:12:00 AM  
When I predicted this exact scenario, people screeched that I was a 'troll'.

Meh. Iran is a dictatorship. I am amazed that the Iranians were all surprised to realized this.

 
Mongo cut wood 2009-07-02 11:12:47 AM  
Well once Obama told the twitters to STDFU, they obeyed. Obama realizes this elections was as fair and legal as his election. We should do likewise.

 
Cooper420 2009-07-02 11:12:48 AM  
I just didn't leave my WoW raid... I mean come on I've gotta get 25-man Naxx down or else I'll never be good enough to do Uld runs.

 
wyrlss 2009-07-02 11:13:06 AM  
That coward David Lopan: I believe it's Rabble Rauser.

/Don't know how to spell Rauser. Looks right to me.


Good gods. Get Firefox.

 
NJ_WOP 2009-07-02 11:13:12 AM  
How does this article apply to the Michael Jackson tragedy?

 
Yakk 2009-07-02 11:13:20 AM  
Ulduar progression > freedom.

 
wyrlss 2009-07-02 11:14:16 AM  
Mongo cut wood: I eat poop for money.

Yeah, but I don't think they'd kill him publicly.

 
TheUnforOHGODBEES 2009-07-02 11:14:44 AM  
Technically, wouldn't Mousavi be eligible for death? I thought one Khameini said that organizing illegal rallies was punishable by death.

I don't think they have the balls.

 
tedbundee 2009-07-02 11:15:01 AM  
Quick, someone get Tatsuma on the line! I don't know what's going on...

 
IrateShadow [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:16:55 AM  
Bartleby the Scrivener: what about rubble rubble? or rabid razor?

How about Razor Ramon?

 
PirateKing 2009-07-02 11:17:08 AM  
You know who else raised rabble and went to jail?

That's right.

www.humilityisvirtue.com

 
sniderman 2009-07-02 11:18:33 AM  
Bartleby the Scrivener: what about rubble rubble?

yeeeah.com

Approves.

 
sniderman 2009-07-02 11:19:52 AM  
PirateKing: You know who else raised rabble and went to jail?

That's right.


/shakes fist in impotent rage at having been bested

 
Bartleby the Scrivener 2009-07-02 11:20:03 AM  
I do have to give Tatsuma some credit for the sheer number and volume of posts he offered in Iran Threads I-MMIX. He did do his best to keep farker informed of updates when others were simply not reporting.

that said, the "internet revolution" the keyboard commandos were waging indeed came across as LARPing or somesuch.

 
Farkshower1972 2009-07-02 11:23:13 AM  
img.photobucket.com

 
MC O'Brien 2009-07-02 11:23:37 AM  
Rabble Raiser???

www.robertwinter.com

 
FreudulentSplit 2009-07-02 11:26:07 AM  
The hardliners can just eat a giant bowl of dicks. How about that?

After the shootings, alleged hangings, the alleged rape in there prisons by interegators, they should just throw themselves in prison, cause they're doing more to stoke the fires of unrest than Mousavi has at any point so far.

The protests started out being about the election. Anyone thinks that's what they're still about are fooling themselves.

 
joonyer 2009-07-02 11:28:15 AM  
Mongo cut wood: I like to diddle little boys.

Yes, it's exactly the same thing as our election. Totally.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:28:58 AM  
FreudulentSplit: The hardliners can just eat a giant bowl of dicks. How about that?

Yeah. It's not like they have all the guns and tanks and stuff...


I had really hoped things would go better.

 
tedbundee 2009-07-02 11:32:20 AM  
Cooper420: I just didn't leave my WoW raid... I mean come on I've gotta get 25-man Naxx down or else I'll never be good enough to do Uld runs.

Naxx is ZOMGEZUSUCKNOOB.

 
DO NOT WANT Poster Girl [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:33:38 AM  
Pocket Ninja: Wait. Why doesn't this thread have 800 posts in it already? And where's the initial summary of events and recap of Twitter feeds?

Oh my God, where are the Twitter feeds??

At least the Fark icon still has a green ribbon. As long as that's still up, hope yet lives.

Oh look, a shiny penny.



Because everyone who was originally trying to get info during the murky early days of the protests should continue to post constantly and attentively on Fark Iran threads to prove to everyone they still care.

The stupid, it burns.

 
tweekster 2009-07-02 11:33:39 AM  
Atleast fark still has the green Iranian cock ring.

 
Deucednuisance 2009-07-02 11:36:13 AM  
Not "rouser"?

freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com

Or "trouser"?

www.productwiki.com

"mauser"?

upload.wikimedia.org

"Bowser"?

farm1.static.flickr.com

"Dowser"?

www.rocktownweekly.com

Yowsa!

corriecanuck.files.wordpress.com

 
RockIsDead 2009-07-02 11:37:09 AM  
Tatsuma's back to wholesaling diamonds?

 
tedbundee 2009-07-02 11:42:27 AM  
RockIsDead: Tatsuma's back to wholesaling diamonds?

I thought it was Jew gold

 
gorgor 2009-07-02 11:42:54 AM  
Tats jerked himself dry.

 
tedbundee 2009-07-02 11:43:04 AM  
Deucednuisance: Not "rouser"?



Or "trouser"?



"mauser"?



"Bowser"?



"Dowser"?



Yowsa!


Howser?

blog.bioethics.net

 
ObscureNameHere 2009-07-02 11:53:42 AM  
tedbundee: Deucednuisance: Not "rouser"?



Or "trouser"?



"mauser"?



"Bowser"?



"Dowser"?



Yowsa!

Howser?


SUIT UP!

 
Dire [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:55:36 AM  
"Wowsers!"?
i187.photobucket.com

 
sparrow794 2009-07-02 11:57:48 AM  
tedbundee: Cooper420: I just didn't leave my WoW raid... I mean come on I've gotta get 25-man Naxx down or else I'll never be good enough to do Uld runs.

Naxx WoW is ZOMGEZUSUCKNOOB.


FTFY

 
Spoonfed'sBuddy 2009-07-02 11:58:21 AM  
Deucednuisance: "mauser"?

upload.wikimedia.org


Yes, mauser. If the Iranian citizens had more of those, they'd be able to move from the Boston Tea Party stage to the overthrowing a corrupt government stage.

 
Deucednuisance 2009-07-02 11:59:44 AM  
Schnauzers?

miniatureschnauzer.ca

Definitely, Schnauzers.

 
Ms.Maus 2009-07-02 12:08:21 PM  
ObscureNameHere: tedbundee: Deucednuisance: Not "rouser"?



Or "trouser"?



"mauser"?



"Bowser"?



"Dowser"?



Yowsa!

Howser?

SUIT UP!


it will be LEGENDARY!

 
Control_this [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:11:06 PM  
I won't believe this headline until it's confirmed by tweets and the VOA.

 
tedbundee 2009-07-02 12:18:00 PM  
Control_this: I won't believe this headline until it's confirmed by tweets and the VOA.

VOA WoW is ZOMGEZUSUCKNOOB.

/fixed that for sparrow794

 
STFU_and_RTFM [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:21:32 PM  
Deucednuisance: Not "rouser"?



Or "trouser"?



"mauser"?



"Bowser"?



"Dowser"?



Yowsa!


Rowsdower!

i15.photobucket.com

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:27:08 PM  
img443.imageshack.us

 
sparrow794 2009-07-02 12:29:14 PM  
tedbundee: Control_this: I won't believe this headline until it's confirmed by tweets and the VOA.

VOA WoW is ZOMGEZUSUCKNOOB.

/fixed that for sparrow794


*shrug* I have a special hatred for all things Blizzard.

 
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