They really hate that sea.

GET AWAY FROM THE SEA!

This North Korea nonsense could make for a very interesting July 4th weekend.

GurneyHalleck: This North Korea nonsense could make for a very interesting July 4th weekend.



♪By the ICBM's red glare
Chunks of Ils in the air♪

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That picture makes me think of some old school rap video for some reason...

You know who else assaulted the Sea of Japan?



/Hotter than Radar's tears.

Stupid fish!

It's called The East Sea, not The Sea of Japan. Just ask any Korean.

Come on, I have his name in the deadpool. Kick the bucket you fool.

Kim Jong needs.... A SUBMAWINE!!

It's no longer scary, just annoying. They are just posturing because they are bringing in the middle child as lord and god.

CtrlAltDelete: They really hate that sea.

GET AWAY FROM THE SEA!

you magnificent bastard

HMS_Blinkin: You know who else assaulted the Sea of Japan?



/Hotter than Radar's tears.

... it spun in....

/damn you for getting here first!

We have already enough of those missiles to make North Korea glow in the dark forever. Settle down, little man.

Those looneys are gonna blow up the ocean!

Here's yolur Rant of the day from the DPRK:

More Rallies Held to Mark Day of Struggle against U.S. Imperialism
Pyongyang, July 1 (KCNA) -- Rallies were held in the capitals of North Hamgyong, Kangwon and North Hwanghae provinces from June 27 to 30 on the occasion of "June 25, the day of the struggle against U.S. imperialism."
Present at the rallies were leading officials of local party and power organs and working people's organizations, working people and youth and students.
Speakers said at the rallies that the U.S. imperialists, the provocateurs of the last Korean war of aggression, committed the most barbarous genocide and destruction in the world history of wars.
And the U.S. is the chieftain of aggression and war, they noted.
The U.S. imperialists have worked hard to ignite a new war against the DPRK for more than half a century, oblivious of a bitter lesson taught by the shameful defeat they sustained in the last Korean war and instigated the UNSC to adopt a "resolution on sanctions" against the DPRK, they recalled, warning that their nefarious moves are bound to go bust.
Calling for vigorously waging the confrontation with the U.S., united close around the headquarters of the revolution led by Kim Jong Il, they declared: At the present stage where the army and people of the DPRK are standing in all-out confrontation with the U.S. they will counter "sanctions" with retaliation and all-out war with all-out war in order to protect the dignity of the nation and the sovereignty of the country.
They called upon all the party members and other working people and youth and students to defend the ideology, system and cause in the DPRK and carry on the vigorous struggle to achieve a final victory in the stand-off with the U.S.

Dear Midget guy.
If you're going to blow up the sea, maybe you could send a few trawlers with some nets out there and at least feed your people with these high falootin', fancy-pants versions of a redneck fishing excursion

CtrlAltDelete: They really hate that sea.

GET AWAY FROM THE SEA!

I don't need ICBM missiles. All I need is this paddle toy, and this chair....

CtrlAltDelete: They really hate that sea.

GET AWAY FROM THE SEA!

Damn. I was gonna make a joke of this sort, but you beat me too it.

The Jerk = Teh Funny

KarmicDisaster: Those looneys are gonna blow up the ocean!



Like the cut of your jib.

SpectroBoy: CtrlAltDelete: They really hate that sea.

GET AWAY FROM THE SEA!

I don't need ICBM missiles. All I need is this paddle toy, and this chair....

Hey... where's shiathead? and why am I hungry again already?

HMS_Blinkin: indinoheat: That picture makes me think of some old school rap video for some reason...

It's uncanny.

Why does the leader of their nation dressed like my Grandpa bingo buddies?

WEWEASE THE PANTHERS!!!!

HMS_Blinkin: indinoheat: That picture makes me think of some old school rap video for some reason...

It's uncanny.

No...!
Sweep...!
Tiw Bwookryn!

Methinks it's time to shove a missle loaded with paintballs right up their Pyongyang. That will be the marker for the real thing when it gets to that point.
//Your may fire when ready Gridley...

HMS_Blinkin: indinoheat: That picture makes me think of some old school rap video for some reason...

It's uncanny.

That photo is obviously photoshopped. I can tell because Koreans are really good tailors, and yet everyone in that photo has terrible pants. They're all wrinkly and have uneven breaks.

Seriously though, look at the guy to the left of Kim. See that bow-legged stance? Yep, that's a sign of a childhood dietary deficiency disease - most likely rickets (Vitamin D deficiency).

funny how leaders never think to strike other leaders when the government is in session and the big cheese is in the house.

one non-nuclear missile at the right time could take out basically the bulk of the elitist scum in N. Korea, but that would be frowned upon by the global community. Far better to let the people starve and wait until we have a major war killing millions more, as long as the precious politicians are safe.

/soapbox. And now... back to snarky lighthearted remarks.

Skinkadink: By now, I'm sure the Navy has salvaged NK's previous missiles from the ocean floor and have discovered that they are DECADES from being able to hit Hawaii or the US West Coast.

No need to panic.

Imagine what it would be like if Bushco and his fearmongers were still in charge. We'd be barricaded behind plastic and duct tape listening to Dubya tell us that they've got ICBMs and X-wing fighters and Battlestars and Deep Space 9's and shait. gasp...gasp...PRE-EMPTIVE STR1KEES!!!!!!11

Nice troll, but if you're familiar, they did launch on Bush's watch.

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EVERYONE knows this little nutjob has nothing.

toonz: high falootin', fancy-pants versions of a redneck fishing excursion

Approves.

If Kim would just get a whore and get that funk out of his system he'd feel a lot better.

Jerking of in a sock and showing your friends is not impressive.

You would think an island nation like this would not stir up trouble. Sheesh.

HMS_Blinkin: indinoheat: That picture makes me think of some old school rap video for some reason...


It's uncanny.

Thanks! He needs the sunglasses though. I think those are trademark kim

stir ronery!

toonz: funny how leaders never think to strike other leaders when the government is in session and the big cheese is in the house.

one non-nuclear missile at the right time could take out basically the bulk of the elitist scum in N. Korea, but that would be frowned upon by the global community. Far better to let the people starve and wait until we have a major war killing millions more, as long as the precious politicians are safe.

/soapbox. And now... back to snarky lighthearted remarks.

That's because assassination is mutually frowned upon. Honor among thieves.

Maybe they're punishing it for letting the summer end?

toonz: funny how leaders never think to strike other leaders when the government is in session and the big cheese is in the house.

one non-nuclear missile at the right time could take out basically the bulk of the elitist scum in N. Korea, but that would be frowned upon by the global community. Far better to let the people starve and wait until we have a major war killing millions more, as long as the precious politicians are safe.

/soapbox. And now... back to snarky lighthearted remarks.

There should be way mo' many driveby bombing eh. I mean, you don't have to go in there and fix shiat, or anything, just bomb the big bad and let the people take care of the rest.

Don't invade Iran. Just kill Ahminedjad and his posse. Don't invade NK, just target Kim Young "the Nutjob he be" Illin.

What is it about not killing the heads of state, but blowing up civilians?

Won't someone think of the fish???

gorgor: If Kim would just get a whore and get that funk out of his system he'd feel a lot better.

Jerking of in a sock and showing your friends is not impressive.

what if you filled the sock?

The fish need to levy sanctions and send a strongly worded letter.

Sea was asking for it.

FrancoFile:
HMS_Blinkin: indinoheat: That picture makes me think of some old school rap video for some reason...

It's uncanny.

That photo is obviously photoshopped. I can tell because Koreans are really good tailors, and yet everyone in that photo has terrible pants. They're all wrinkly and have uneven breaks.

Seriously though, look at the guy to the left of Kim. See that bow-legged stance? Yep, that's a sign of a childhood dietary deficiency disease - most likely rickets (Vitamin D deficiency).



Actually that picture was photoshopped. there was a thread about it when it first came out. Kim'ill was added to that picture.

CtrlAltDelete: They really hate that sea.

GET AWAY FROM THE SEA!


nice


/I lol'd

Bhasayate: toonz: funny how leaders never think to strike other leaders when the government is in session and the big cheese is in the house.

one non-nuclear missile at the right time could take out basically the bulk of the elitist scum in N. Korea, but that would be frowned upon by the global community. Far better to let the people starve and wait until we have a major war killing millions more, as long as the precious politicians are safe.

/soapbox. And now... back to snarky lighthearted remarks.

There should be way mo' many driveby bombing eh. I mean, you don't have to go in there and fix shiat, or anything, just bomb the big bad and let the people take care of the rest.

Don't invade Iran. Just kill Ahminedjad and his posse. Don't invade NK, just target Kim Young "the Nutjob he be" Illin.

What is it about not killing the heads of state, but blowing up civilians?

Iran would open up a HUGE can of worms. A billion pissed off arabs/muslims, etc.

but in NK. One missile 600 dead politicians and one angry dwarf, and do nothing, just let the god/king-propaganda die on it's own and let the country sort itself out.

not saying there couldn't be repercussions later, but at least the NK people won't think things like "touching stuff from south Korea will make your hand rot off" or "Dear Leader can hit a one iron reeeeeal good."

Was there something in the water this last month? All three stooges have gotten in on the crazy act in the last few weeks.

Mo has been busy fixing elections in Tehran.

Larry is shooting off firecrackers in caves and launching bottle rockets into the Sea of Japan, while screaming about how ronery he is.

Meanwhile, Curly is down in South America, ranting about how he is going to invade his neighbor because he's got sand in his vagina about how buddy was shoved on a plane and shown the door.

That's a hell of a lot of crazy for a three week period.

Bhasayate: toonz: funny how leaders never think to strike other leaders when the government is in session and the big cheese is in the house.

one non-nuclear missile at the right time could take out basically the bulk of the elitist scum in N. Korea, but that would be frowned upon by the global community. Far better to let the people starve and wait until we have a major war killing millions more, as long as the precious politicians are safe.

/soapbox. And now... back to snarky lighthearted remarks.

There should be way mo' many driveby bombing eh. I mean, you don't have to go in there and fix shiat, or anything, just bomb the big bad and let the people take care of the rest.

Don't invade Iran. Just kill Ahminedjad and his posse. Don't invade NK, just target Kim Young "the Nutjob he be" Illin.

What is it about not killing the heads of state, but blowing up civilians?

I think one of the biggest fears is that the civilians might be so brainwashed themselves that may never be able to come out of state of mentality that "the world is evil, the great leader will protect us from the west". Local clerics might use an attack as advantage to poison the minds of that nation's young people so that when trade and treaties do commence we might have to deal with an evil we do not know.

BKITU: HMS_Blinkin: You know who else assaulted the Sea of Japan?



/Hotter than Radar's tears.

... it spun in....

/damn you for getting here first!

...there weren't no survivors.

/poor Henry

JohnnyShotMe: toonz: funny how leaders never think to strike other leaders when the government is in session and the big cheese is in the house.

one non-nuclear missile at the right time could take out basically the bulk of the elitist scum in N. Korea, but that would be frowned upon by the global community. Far better to let the people starve and wait until we have a major war killing millions more, as long as the precious politicians are safe.

/soapbox. And now... back to snarky lighthearted remarks.

That's because assassination is mutually frowned upon. Honor among thieves.

I know. Weird ain't it? We can't take out the nucleus of the enemy with precision, and yet we have to drag wars out with "surgical" strikes to "protect" civilians.