What North Korea attacking the Sea of Japan might look like.

toonz: Bhasayate: toonz: funny how leaders never think to strike other leaders when the government is in session and the big cheese is in the house.

one non-nuclear missile at the right time could take out basically the bulk of the elitist scum in N. Korea, but that would be frowned upon by the global community. Far better to let the people starve and wait until we have a major war killing millions more, as long as the precious politicians are safe.

/soapbox. And now... back to snarky lighthearted remarks.

There should be way mo' many driveby bombing eh. I mean, you don't have to go in there and fix shiat, or anything, just bomb the big bad and let the people take care of the rest.

Don't invade Iran. Just kill Ahminedjad and his posse. Don't invade NK, just target Kim Young "the Nutjob he be" Illin.

What is it about not killing the heads of state, but blowing up civilians?

Iran would open up a HUGE can of worms. A billion pissed off arabs/muslims, etc.

but in NK. One missile 600 dead politicians and one angry dwarf, and do nothing, just let the god/king-propaganda die on it's own and let the country sort itself out.

not saying there couldn't be repercussions later, but at least the NK people won't think things like "touching stuff from south Korea will make your hand rot off" or "Dear Leader can hit a one iron reeeeeal good."

They'll get over it. Plus, no one has to know who did it. Or, "who ever does it" can bribe someone else to do it and say "wasn't me!" and get off clean.

DFWPhotoGuy: You would think an island nation like this would not stir up trouble. Sheesh.

But where are they hiding all the diesel speedboats?

toonz: gorgor: If Kim would just get a whore and get that funk out of his system he'd feel a lot better.

Jerking of in a sock and showing your friends is not impressive.

what if you filled the sock?

That would be impressive. I think you'd deserve your own website for that... far, far away where no one but the most determined of perverts could find it.

toonz: gorgor: If Kim would just get a whore and get that funk out of his system he'd feel a lot better.

Jerking of in a sock and showing your friends is not impressive.

what if you filled the sock?

*gag* *barf*

Feindevil: DFWPhotoGuy: You would think an island nation like this would not stir up trouble. Sheesh.

But where are they hiding all the diesel speedboats?

I think the real question how did Kim Jong-Il turn Korea into an island? Or does he just tell everyone it's one?

Has France surrendered yet? 'Cause if not, I'm sure it won't be not long now.

Bhasayate: toonz: Bhasayate: toonz: funny how leaders never think to strike other leaders when the government is in session and the big cheese is in the house.

one non-nuclear missile at the right time could take out basically the bulk of the elitist scum in N. Korea, but that would be frowned upon by the global community. Far better to let the people starve and wait until we have a major war killing millions more, as long as the precious politicians are safe.

/soapbox. And now... back to snarky lighthearted remarks.

There should be way mo' many driveby bombing eh. I mean, you don't have to go in there and fix shiat, or anything, just bomb the big bad and let the people take care of the rest.

Don't invade Iran. Just kill Ahminedjad and his posse. Don't invade NK, just target Kim Young "the Nutjob he be" Illin.

What is it about not killing the heads of state, but blowing up civilians?

Iran would open up a HUGE can of worms. A billion pissed off arabs/muslims, etc.

but in NK. One missile 600 dead politicians and one angry dwarf, and do nothing, just let the god/king-propaganda die on it's own and let the country sort itself out.

not saying there couldn't be repercussions later, but at least the NK people won't think things like "touching stuff from south Korea will make your hand rot off" or "Dear Leader can hit a one iron reeeeeal good."

They'll get over it. Plus, no one has to know who did it. Or, "who ever does it" can bribe someone else to do it and say "wasn't me!" and get off clean.

Not so fast. We're talking about a people who think that Allah is all powerful but somehow needs average Jihad-Joes to do his killing for him (usually a handful of market-goers at a time), yet credited George W Bush with causing a tsunami that encased the Indian Ocean and killed 300000 people.

If Allah himself took out the Iran regime and plopped down on the Kaaba and said, "look, I did it, and y'all are going to be a happy with that, they'd STILL blame the US &/or Israel. They get off on that shiat"

A surgical strike on te NK gubmint , OTOH, and it would just be tossed into chaos, especially when the citizenry went into diplomatic houses and saw luxuries like... food.

What I'm saying is that taking out the Iranian government would start a holy war, taking out the NK government would start an egg hunt.

pd771: Feindevil: DFWPhotoGuy: You would think an island nation like this would not stir up trouble. Sheesh.

But where are they hiding all the diesel speedboats?

I think the real question how did Kim Jong-Il turn Korea into an island? Or does he just tell everyone it's one?

Winged pictures of his father Kim Il Sung flew down from his most holy sanctuary and broke the continent to allow the country to be an island.

/Dear leader said it so it has to be true
//Plus I read about it on the intertubes so it must be fact.. you cannot dispute the intertubes
///slashie tubes

Attention Kim. You magnificent bastard.


We already played nuclear chicken with the Soviets, and we won. Nuclear dick waving will get you nowhere. We don't want to provoke you needlessly but if you happen to nuke a city in America or any of our allies you are calling down an epic shiatstorm onto yourself the likes of which the world has literally never seen. We don't give a shiat about you even though we really do feel sorry for your people.

All we care about is you supplying weapons and nuclear materials to people who would use them against us or our friends or to destabilize the region/world in general. We may have weakened ourselves by invading Iraq. Bush and the Neocons might not be a whole lot better than you. We might be in a serious recession. But if you think for a second that every swinging dick in the western world wont line up to tear into you, then perhaps you need to rethink your cunning plan.

Newt13: toonz: gorgor: If Kim would just get a whore and get that funk out of his system he'd feel a lot better.

Jerking of in a sock and showing your friends is not impressive.

what if you filled the sock?

*gag* *barf*

hey, who told you you could drink that?!?
(sorry)

Apparently the photoshop guy in N. Korea (or the AP) still hasn't figured out how to add the horizontal line behind the legs of the their ailing dictator.

It looks like they are getting you impressionable dumbfarks ready for another war against another invented enemy.

foxo: It looks like they are getting you impressionable dumbfarks ready for another war against another invented enemy.

or maybe some of us are flippantly tossing remarks around on fark knowing it doesn't mean shiat.

but you're smart.
you knew that.

It's a foregone conclusion that the 98 pound weakling will take another face full of sand and do nothing.

He's like the nerdy uncoordinated kid who really wants to fit in but always ends up being team biatch.

toonz: Newt13: toonz: gorgor: If Kim would just get a whore and get that funk out of his system he'd feel a lot better.

Jerking of in a sock and showing your friends is not impressive.

what if you filled the sock?

*gag* *barf*

hey, who told you you could drink that?!?
(sorry)

You guys BOTH owe me a new keyboard. Thanks!!!

toonz: gorgor: If Kim would just get a whore and get that funk out of his system he'd feel a lot better.

Jerking of in a sock and showing your friends is not impressive.

what if you filled the sock?

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KarmicDisaster:

Those looneys are gonna blow up the ocean!

The bomb will not start a chain-reaction in the water converting it all to gas and letting all the ships on all the oceans drop down to the bottom. It will not blow out the bottom of the sea and let all the water run down the hole. It will not destroy gravity. Kim Jong-il is not an atomic playboy.

/future crew

Taco Bell should put its free taco target in the Sea of Japan.

All that innocent delicious sushi =(

Person Of Interest: Taco Bell should put its free taco target in the Sea of Japan.

ha!

JohnnyShotMe: toonz: funny how leaders never think to strike other leaders when the government is in session and the big cheese is in the house.

one non-nuclear missile at the right time could take out basically the bulk of the elitist scum in N. Korea, but that would be frowned upon by the global community. Far better to let the people starve and wait until we have a major war killing millions more, as long as the precious politicians are safe.

/soapbox. And now... back to snarky lighthearted remarks.

That's because assassination is mutually frowned upon. Honor among thieves.

frowned upon by the politicians, mutually. ask the populous ... they'd probably appreciate it if some (most) of their own politicians were - umm - removed.

toonz: Newt13: toonz: gorgor: If Kim would just get a whore and get that funk out of his system he'd feel a lot better.

Jerking of in a sock and showing your friends is not impressive.

what if you filled the sock?

*gag* *barf*

hey, who told you you could drink that?!?
(sorry)

They said it was a milkshake :(

Newt13: toonz: Newt13: toonz: gorgor: If Kim would just get a whore and get that funk out of his system he'd feel a lot better.

Jerking of in a sock and showing your friends is not impressive.

what if you filled the sock?

*gag* *barf*

hey, who told you you could drink that?!?
(sorry)

They said it was a milkshake :(

damnit.
the old 'milkshake' in a sock trick, eh?
well, you're not the first to fall for that one.

sigh...lesson learned.

Comeon, give poor Kim a break. He's just as upset about Michael Jackson as the rest of us.

Probably despondent over Ed too.

toonz: Newt13: toonz: Newt13: toonz: gorgor: If Kim would just get a whore and get that funk out of his system he'd feel a lot better.

Jerking of in a sock and showing your friends is not impressive.

what if you filled the sock?

*gag* *barf*

hey, who told you you could drink that?!?
(sorry)

They said it was a milkshake :(

damnit.
the old 'milkshake' in a sock trick, eh?
well, you're not the first to fall for that one.

sigh...lesson learned.

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He can probably even hear them landing...

Pwop Pwop, Fizz Fizz
Oh wut a welief it is.

and in other news North Korea is taking a surprising lead in the marine technology field of rocket powered deep sea survey systems.

analysts speculate that with this technology north Korea may be able to quickly survey large areas of the sea bed potentially for oil and gas exploration for considerably less cost than satellite technology thought to be out of reach for this small but feisty country.

futuridz: did anyone else find this picture f'ing hilarious?

hell yeah!

gorgor: toonz: gorgor: If Kim would just get a whore and get that funk out of his system he'd feel a lot better.

Jerking of in a sock and showing your friends is not impressive.

what if you filled the sock?

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http://tinyurl.com/kuwvtx
(copy and paste, NSFW)


WHY OH WHY GORGOR do I go to your damn links; it's like I can't even farking stop myself, my hand just right clicks and chooses, "copy and go".