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(Denver Post) Misc 45-year-old Colorado mother accused of having sex with 16-year-old boy who also was part of a group that enjoys dressing up as animals. Then it gets weird   (denverpost.com) divider line 88
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Walker [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:00:47 AM  
DO NOT WANT!
img.photobucket.com

 
St_Francis_P [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:15:18 AM  
Walker: DO NOT WANT!

Sometimes a fur suit can be a blessing.

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:42:56 AM  
Here's her Facebook page (new window) with another lovely picture of her:

img.photobucket.com

/16-year-old boys really will hit anything with a pussy and a pulse won't they?

 
mysticcat [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:43:56 AM  
Furry Thread!

 
Howard Finkelstein [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:28:00 AM  
Firstly, this gives an entirely different twist on the term cougar.

Secondly:

Furries gatherings, called "furmeets.

I didn't know this - which just goes to prove you learn something every day from FARK.com

 
The Onanist [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:38:08 AM  
Walker: /16-year-old boys really will hit anything with dressed as a pussy and a pulse won't they?

In light of this thread: FTFY

 
SchlingFocker [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:01:39 AM  
Submitter, this is Fark.

You can just say that she's a Furry. We'll all understand.

Even those of us who pretend not to have ventured over to 4chan and stared into the Abyss.

 
Howard Finkelstein [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:08:20 AM  
The Onanist: Walker: /16-year-old boys really will hit anything with dressed as a pussy and a pulse won't they?

In light of this thread: FTFY


+1

 
Virtue 2009-07-02 11:37:58 AM  
FURRIE THREAD !

 
triplenickel03 2009-07-02 11:38:27 AM  
Wasn't this an episode of CSI?

 
elev8meL8r 2009-07-02 11:38:54 AM  
St_Francis_P: Walker: DO NOT WANT!

Sometimes a fur suit can be a blessing.


I was hoping that was the fur suit.

 
JohnnyShotMe 2009-07-02 11:39:40 AM  
Well, it is reasonable to see why some of these people need to cover their faces and bodies before anyone will accept sex from them.

 
August11 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:40:04 AM  
Reason #322,892,901 we are due for a culling:

"furmeets"

 
Tatsuhiko [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:41:06 AM  
Is it hunting season yet?

 
the-meter-man 2009-07-02 11:41:26 AM  
nymag.com

 
elev8meL8r 2009-07-02 11:43:01 AM  
Man, furries AND ehepo epheba eheeba kid sex... I anticipate this thread will hit critical FARK mass.

 
Finley 2009-07-02 11:43:44 AM  
The lazy eye helps her see hunters sneaking up on her.

 
brap [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:45:27 AM  
I think if I were a furrie but self conscious and somebody walked in on me and a like minded aficionado of dress-up mid-leghump, or yif or whatever expression of desperation we were in the middle of -I would probably yell "Go Team GO! Beat State!" and say "Great practicing with you um my fellow mascot from the Fighting Wolves of some University you never heard of Saskatchewan...Anyhew, the big game is starting soon gotta run!"

 
Lou Stoolz 2009-07-02 11:45:48 AM  
Walker: Here's her Facebook page (new window) with another lovely picture of her:



/16-year-old boys really will hit anything with a pussy and a pulse won't they?



img.photobucket.comcontent8.flixster.com

 
Aexia 2009-07-02 11:45:51 AM  
Paging Bloody William...

Paging Bloody William...

 
theorellior 2009-07-02 11:46:26 AM  
yasik.kiev.ua

Oh, so hot.

 
doc_jeckyll 2009-07-02 11:46:53 AM  
Ah.. Eye bleach please!!!!!!

 
Five Tails of Fury 2009-07-02 11:47:02 AM  
Oh, here we go.

*digs out helmet and fire suit*

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:52:34 AM  
ntrino

Oh good lord is that pic funny.... Looks like a mentally disturbed red fox.

 
DIGITALgimpus 2009-07-02 11:57:33 AM  
makin' the fur fly

 
headncloudz 2009-07-02 11:58:27 AM  
Link (new window)

NSFW

 
Mr. Potatoass 2009-07-02 11:59:08 AM  
img1.picturewizard.com1.bp.blogspot.com

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:01:31 PM  
Did she meet him on Second Life. There are a lot of Furries on Second Life.

/You can be a Furry on Playstation Home now though you can only be a hamster on there.

 
Pengfish 2009-07-02 12:03:33 PM  
Poor kid will never yiff his stuffed elephant the same.

 
dobedobeDUE 2009-07-02 12:05:07 PM  
Furries??? What a bunch of retards...

 
RenegadJew 2009-07-02 12:07:43 PM  
the-meter-man was going in the right direction.

here's more help Link (NSFW)

 
No Such Agency 2009-07-02 12:09:53 PM  
Mr. Potatoass nailed it... gah!

Also, former Furry-hater here, I'd just like to say that I don't actually care who dresses up as what, and what consensual activities they then participate in. I think this sort of crime is actually rare in the Furry community (if only because most of them are men).

 
TheHateMonger 2009-07-02 12:11:16 PM  
fosterspage.net

 
dobedobeDUE 2009-07-02 12:11:46 PM  
THAT skank ws actually married???

 
CaptainCliche 2009-07-02 12:12:17 PM  
Came for the "yiff in Hell" pics. Left only partially satisfied.

 
loki see loki do 2009-07-02 12:13:25 PM  
Yiff in hell, furfreaks!

 
Polly Ester 2009-07-02 12:14:09 PM  
i56.photobucket.com

 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:14:53 PM  
I'm guessing that "yiff" means exactly what I think it means, but to be sure--that is what it means, right?

 
ParallelUniverseParking [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:16:45 PM  
FTFA: Members of the group gave statements to police after the woman's affectionate, sometimes intimate behavior with the teenager at Furries gatherings...

If your behavior raises eyebrows at a FURRY-MEETING...that's a very strong indicator that you have a serious problem.

 
dewihafta 2009-07-02 12:17:13 PM  
cryinoutloud: I'm guessing that "yiff" means exactly what I think it means, but to be sure--that is what it means, right?

You are correct, sir.

Having known a few social inept furries from back in my anime days, I find the subculture kind of amusing, actually...sad as they are.

 
Greystoke 2009-07-02 12:18:16 PM  
i18.photobucket.com

 
Gals Panic 2009-07-02 12:19:19 PM  
Born and raised in Ft Collins and couldn't get laid to save my life there. I totally would have hit when I was 16, but I also nailed the gap between my mom's sofa cushions* more times than I can count.



*Not a Euphemism

 
PumpUpDaFark 2009-07-02 12:20:06 PM  
So, she got some furmeat at the furmeet?

 
theorellior 2009-07-02 12:20:07 PM  
CaptainCliche: Came for the "yiff in Hell" pics. Left only partially satisfied.

I was gonna post the usual pic, but the one I found was so much better.

 
ad-astra62 2009-07-02 12:23:38 PM  
Put's me in mind of Curtis Armstrong("Booger"...Revenge of the Nerds) when he had the pink "Booster" costume on in Scharzenegger's "Jingle All The Way" and told him as he puffs his last cigarette and throws it away disgusted:

"It's about time you got here, I've been sweating like a dog in a Chinese restaurant waiting on your sorry ass!"

 
bongmiester [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:26:48 PM  
www.wizznutzz.com

 
colinspooky [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:46:29 PM  
16? Meh. Perfectly legal in the UK - not sure what the furs is about.

 
loki see loki do 2009-07-02 12:47:46 PM  
Link (new window)

 
Howard Finkelstein [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:50:19 PM  
colinspooky: 16? Meh. Perfectly legal in the UK - not sure what the furs is about.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

-1

 
Dezilith 2009-07-02 12:59:51 PM  
Walker 2009-07-02 09:00:47 AM
DO NOT WANT!


I just threw up a little... even as a roleplayer - I echo TheHateMongers sentiment.

Im going to fort collins with some nooses, baseball bats and a hatchet now that I know they exist there.

 
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