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(Denver Post) Misc 45-year-old Colorado mother accused of having sex with 16-year-old boy who also was part of a group that enjoys dressing up as animals. Then it gets weird   (denverpost.com) divider line 88
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gshepnyc 2009-07-02 01:17:18 PM  
TheHateMonger

No. That odious cliche is never funny and never acceptable no matter who it's about.

 
IAMTHEINTARWEBS 2009-07-02 01:18:07 PM  
Walker: Here's her Facebook page (new window) with another lovely picture of her:



/16-year-old boys really will hit anything with a pussy and a pulse won't they?


Facebook page has dissapeared (or is it FARKED?)

 
TheHateMonger 2009-07-02 01:31:18 PM  
gshepnyc: TheHateMonger

No. That odious cliche is never funny and never acceptable no matter who it's about.


1. You've obviously never met a furry.
2. It's sometimes acceptable. I can make jokes about (insert ethnic group here) because I have a/an (repeat ethnic group) in my family tree. We just haven't gotten around to cutting him down yet.

 
Country_Goodness and Green_Peaness 2009-07-02 01:31:50 PM  
uploads.forumwarz.com

 
TallyGirl 2009-07-02 01:34:45 PM  
So they call them "Furries"? Back in my day we called them "weirdos".

/lawn, etc

 
T.rex 2009-07-02 01:35:14 PM  
b1ff.org

 
theorellior 2009-07-02 01:42:54 PM  
TallyGirl: So they call them "Furries"? Back in my day we called them "weirdos".

"Weirdo" = general

"Furry" = specific

 
gshepnyc 2009-07-02 01:47:53 PM  
TheHateMonger: gshepnyc: TheHateMonger

No. That odious cliche is never funny and never acceptable no matter who it's about.

1. You've obviously never met a furry.
2. It's sometimes acceptable. I can make jokes about (insert ethnic group here) because I have a/an (repeat ethnic group) in my family tree. We just haven't gotten around to cutting him down yet.


I know furries via Fark mentions. Goofy, yeah, but pretty harmless. For many decades the Playboy Clubs dressed sexy girls up in bunny ears and cotton-tails. So, like everything else, it's only a matter of degree.

Certainly someone dressing up in a costume for consensual adult sex play is funny in the same way that the relatively more mainstream BDSM stuff is funny but hardly worthy of hate or death.

 
Billy Ligue 2009-07-02 01:52:26 PM  
i41.tinypic.com

 
gshepnyc 2009-07-02 01:52:33 PM  
I'm going to take a wild stab and speculate that people who hate "furries" have some sexual kink of their own that they are ashamed of or wouldn't want anyone to know. It makes them feel better to say "Farking furries! Drop dead!" while thinking "at least I'm not THAT weird."

The happier you are with your own turn-ons the less you talk about - let alone deride - those of other people.

As for myself, everything that gets me off pleases the crap out of me, so have fun furries. Go hump your little tails off.

 
austerity101 2009-07-02 01:56:14 PM  
colinspooky: 16? Meh. Perfectly legal in the UK - not sure what the furs is about.

It's also legal in 31 US states as well as DC.

Exceptions exist in many states that allow for close-in-age relations down to as young as 13 (usually 3-5 years' difference).

Plus, there is no federal age of consent in the US.

For some reason, people keep assuming that the age of consent is 18 in all states, even though it is in the minority, and that there is a federal age of consent, which there is not.

 
Five Tails of Fury 2009-07-02 02:01:22 PM  
gshepnyc: I'm going to take a wild stab and speculate that people who hate "furries" have some sexual kink of their own that they are ashamed of or wouldn't want anyone to know. It makes them feel better to say "Farking furries! Drop dead!" while thinking "at least I'm not THAT weird."

The happier you are with your own turn-ons the less you talk about - let alone deride - those of other people.

As for myself, everything that gets me off pleases the crap out of me, so have fun furries. Go hump your little tails off.


This, or something close, anyhow.

/furries aren't all about teh sexin'
//not that anyone here will care; can't make fun of reality

 
keiran 2009-07-02 02:03:36 PM  
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yourgfsayshi 2009-07-02 02:16:59 PM  
I guess she would do anything for love, but she shouldnt have done that.

 
Jeff73 2009-07-02 02:29:51 PM  
loki see loki do: Yiff in hell, furfreaks!

You'll pay when the revolution comes!
img139.imageshack.us

 
ntrino 2009-07-02 02:52:38 PM  
geekluv: ntrino

Oh good lord is that pic funny.... Looks like a mentally disturbed red fox.


not mine but thanks.
apparently you have never seen a dog or a cat being raped, same look. by another dog or cat. Fark, have to specify.

 
MikoSquiz 2009-07-02 02:54:22 PM  
Wait, wait, wait. There are female furries?

 
Thai Mai Xhu 2009-07-02 02:56:30 PM  
Yup!
It's all about the yiffing!
Why Hello Mrs. Squirrel
(Skunkie wink)!

 
Jeff73 2009-07-02 03:01:22 PM  
MikoSquiz: Wait, wait, wait. There are female furries?


They're like the yeti in that they're rare and elusive. And also in another way.

 
CrazyCracka420 2009-07-02 03:24:17 PM  
You can try kids as young as 12 and 14 as adults in court, but when it comes to consenting to sex, a 16 year old is not considered an adult.

Double standards? Personally, I think if you're a juvenile, you should not be able to be tried as an adult. It's pretty simple, they're not adults in the legal sense of the word.

What's with the furry thing, that's just f*cking weird.

 
CHARNAME 2009-07-02 03:45:37 PM  
CrazyCracka420: What's with the furry thing, that's just f*cking weird.

Hi, welcome to the internet.

 
gshepnyc 2009-07-02 03:50:29 PM  
CrazyCracka420: You can try kids as young as 12 and 14 as adults in court, but when it comes to consenting to sex, a 16 year old is not considered an adult.

Double standards? Personally, I think if you're a juvenile, you should not be able to be tried as an adult. It's pretty simple, they're not adults in the legal sense of the word.

What's with the furry thing, that's just f*cking weird.


The reason we have a juvenile justice system to begin with is because we understand the reality that the brains of kids, even adolescents, are not fully formed. They do not yet have adult capabilities in making sound judgements. That said, it is an obscenity and an immorality that we decide to suspend that idea whenever we feel some kid really needs to be taught a lesson.

It's an aspect of the deeper and more offensive obscenity that our justice system is not as much about making sure someone - anyone - pays and pays big.

I would like to see the same outrage every time a kid is "tried as an adult" for a crime that I see every time a kid does something that feels neat-o with his/her genitalia.

 
jimsan 2009-07-02 03:55:54 PM  
Link (new window)
Bah, I can't post the image... LGT new window etc...

 
bersl2 2009-07-02 04:04:55 PM  
members.cox.net

Well, at least there haven't been any shiatstorms out of Anthrocon yet. Which isn't saying much, since it hasn't even really started yet.

/Apparently the media is already there.

 
Jeff73 2009-07-02 04:40:42 PM  
bersl2: Well, at least there haven't been any shiatstorms out of Anthrocon yet. Which isn't saying much, since it hasn't even really started yet.

/Apparently the media is already there.




It couldn't get any worse than the con a few years back where some assholes were selling time alone in a hotel room with their dogs for $50. It was one of the smaller ones, not AC, but I can't remember which.

 
Jeff73 2009-07-02 04:57:55 PM  
CrazyCracka420: What's with the furry thing, that's just f*cking weird.

What red blooded man wouldn't be turned on by a hot fox who's willing to take a cock?

img148.imageshack.us

 
FlipChurn [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 05:01:03 PM  
emersonbiggins: Separated at birth?

Very nice - I lol'd.

 
Cthulhu Theory 2009-07-02 05:02:48 PM  
Are there any demonic squid-faced furries with batwings so horrible and terrifying that no words can aptly describe it? If you've said yes, you're a stalker!

/my window, get away from it!
//my lawn, off it!

 
Meisaims 2009-07-02 05:38:16 PM  
Relevant to her interests: Link (new window) (NSFW)

 
Procedural Texture [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:10:33 PM  
Added to ignore list: TheHateMonger and Dezilith.
I like to make fun of the furries as much as the next guy, but advocating killing someone for their kink makes you both just sociopaths.

 
Legojetalien 2009-07-02 08:20:02 PM  
i70.photobucket.com

 
Uneven Displacement 2009-07-02 11:37:12 PM  
4chan comes to life. Beautiful.

 
Story 2009-07-03 12:01:29 AM  
Cthulhu Theory: Are there any demonic squid-faced furries with batwings so horrible and terrifying that no words can aptly describe it? If you've said yes, you're a stalker!

/my window, get away from it!
//my lawn, off it!


Thank you, this is the Lovecraftian twist I came for.

 
Jeff73 2009-07-03 11:36:51 AM  
Procedural Texture: Added to ignore list: TheHateMonger and Dezilith.
I like to make fun of the furries as much as the next guy, but advocating killing someone for their kink makes you both just sociopaths.



On behalf of the community I thank you, even if you do look like Tobias Fünke and list your IQ in your profile img217.imageshack.us

 
foxyshadis 2009-07-03 05:01:46 PM  
gshepnyc: I'm going to take a wild stab and speculate that people who hate "furries" have some sexual kink of their own that they are ashamed of or wouldn't want anyone to know. It makes them feel better to say "Farking furries! Drop dead!" while thinking "at least I'm not THAT weird."

The happier you are with your own turn-ons the less you talk about - let alone deride - those of other people.

As for myself, everything that gets me off pleases the crap out of me, so have fun furries. Go hump your little tails off.


No, people hate furries because between 5 and 10 years ago they were some of the most obnoxious, self-righteous drama queen attention whores on the internet. They were generally fat, felt genuinely persecuted by people snickering at them, were easily baited, and always sexed up, back when the internet was Geocities and Livejournal. Think of goths/emos of the 90's, or fark threads about bicyclists and cyclist forums and you're on the mark.

Then myspace came along and everyone forgot about them. Without all the attention, I'm sure most have moved on.

 
Procedural Texture [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-03 07:52:46 PM  
Jeff73: even if you do look like Tobias Fünke

Because we're both bald and wear glasses? That's not much of a resemblance.
Usually I get something along the Chris Elliott to Bruce Willis spectrum.

 
Wolfinstl 2009-07-04 12:46:33 AM  
She's a gal, it's only a problem when it's a man.

 
Jeff73 2009-07-05 11:53:18 AM  
Procedural Texture: Jeff73: even if you do look like Tobias Fünke

Because we're both bald and wear glasses? That's not much of a resemblance.
Usually I get something along the Chris Elliott to Bruce Willis spectrum.




Elliot yes, Willis no. Eyes, expression, nose, cast of the face, the first word to pop to mind was Fünke which is secondary to the IQ-in-the-interweb-profile thing wait I take it back I'll share too mine's 245 Here I'll prove it:

img246.imageshack.us


wtf I demand a recount

 
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