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(Denver Post) Misc 45-year-old Colorado mother accused of having sex with 16-year-old boy who also was part of a group that enjoys dressing up as animals. Then it gets weird   (denverpost.com) divider line 88
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Walker [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:00:47 AM  
DO NOT WANT!
img.photobucket.com

 
St_Francis_P [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:15:18 AM  
Walker: DO NOT WANT!

Sometimes a fur suit can be a blessing.

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:42:56 AM  
Here's her Facebook page (new window) with another lovely picture of her:

img.photobucket.com

/16-year-old boys really will hit anything with a pussy and a pulse won't they?

 
mysticcat [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:43:56 AM  
Furry Thread!

 
Howard Finkelstein [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:28:00 AM  
Firstly, this gives an entirely different twist on the term cougar.

Secondly:

Furries gatherings, called "furmeets.

I didn't know this - which just goes to prove you learn something every day from FARK.com

 
The Onanist [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:38:08 AM  
Walker: /16-year-old boys really will hit anything with dressed as a pussy and a pulse won't they?

In light of this thread: FTFY

 
SchlingFocker [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:01:39 AM  
Submitter, this is Fark.

You can just say that she's a Furry. We'll all understand.

Even those of us who pretend not to have ventured over to 4chan and stared into the Abyss.

 
Howard Finkelstein [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:08:20 AM  
The Onanist: Walker: /16-year-old boys really will hit anything with dressed as a pussy and a pulse won't they?

In light of this thread: FTFY


+1

 
Virtue 2009-07-02 11:37:58 AM  
FURRIE THREAD !

 
triplenickel03 2009-07-02 11:38:27 AM  
Wasn't this an episode of CSI?

 
elev8meL8r 2009-07-02 11:38:54 AM  
St_Francis_P: Walker: DO NOT WANT!

Sometimes a fur suit can be a blessing.


I was hoping that was the fur suit.

 
JohnnyShotMe 2009-07-02 11:39:40 AM  
Well, it is reasonable to see why some of these people need to cover their faces and bodies before anyone will accept sex from them.

 
August11 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:40:04 AM  
Reason #322,892,901 we are due for a culling:

"furmeets"

 
Tatsuhiko 2009-07-02 11:41:06 AM  
Is it hunting season yet?

 
the-meter-man 2009-07-02 11:41:26 AM  
nymag.com

 
elev8meL8r 2009-07-02 11:43:01 AM  
Man, furries AND ehepo epheba eheeba kid sex... I anticipate this thread will hit critical FARK mass.

 
Finley 2009-07-02 11:43:44 AM  
The lazy eye helps her see hunters sneaking up on her.

 
brap [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:45:27 AM  
I think if I were a furrie but self conscious and somebody walked in on me and a like minded aficionado of dress-up mid-leghump, or yif or whatever expression of desperation we were in the middle of -I would probably yell "Go Team GO! Beat State!" and say "Great practicing with you um my fellow mascot from the Fighting Wolves of some University you never heard of Saskatchewan...Anyhew, the big game is starting soon gotta run!"

 
Lou Stoolz 2009-07-02 11:45:48 AM  
Walker: Here's her Facebook page (new window) with another lovely picture of her:



/16-year-old boys really will hit anything with a pussy and a pulse won't they?



img.photobucket.comcontent8.flixster.com

 
Aexia 2009-07-02 11:45:51 AM  
Paging Bloody William...

Paging Bloody William...

 
theorellior 2009-07-02 11:46:26 AM  
yasik.kiev.ua

Oh, so hot.

 
doc_jeckyll 2009-07-02 11:46:53 AM  
Ah.. Eye bleach please!!!!!!

 
Five Tails of Fury 2009-07-02 11:47:02 AM  
Oh, here we go.

*digs out helmet and fire suit*

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:52:34 AM  
ntrino

Oh good lord is that pic funny.... Looks like a mentally disturbed red fox.

 
DIGITALgimpus 2009-07-02 11:57:33 AM  
makin' the fur fly

 
headncloudz 2009-07-02 11:58:27 AM  
Link (new window)

NSFW

 
Mr. Potatoass 2009-07-02 11:59:08 AM  
img1.picturewizard.com1.bp.blogspot.com

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:01:31 PM  
Did she meet him on Second Life. There are a lot of Furries on Second Life.

/You can be a Furry on Playstation Home now though you can only be a hamster on there.

 
Pengfish 2009-07-02 12:03:33 PM  
Poor kid will never yiff his stuffed elephant the same.

 
dobedobeDUE 2009-07-02 12:05:07 PM  
Furries??? What a bunch of retards...

 
RenegadJew 2009-07-02 12:07:43 PM  
the-meter-man was going in the right direction.

here's more help Link (NSFW)

 
No Such Agency 2009-07-02 12:09:53 PM  
Mr. Potatoass nailed it... gah!

Also, former Furry-hater here, I'd just like to say that I don't actually care who dresses up as what, and what consensual activities they then participate in. I think this sort of crime is actually rare in the Furry community (if only because most of them are men).

 
TheHateMonger 2009-07-02 12:11:16 PM  
fosterspage.net

 
dobedobeDUE 2009-07-02 12:11:46 PM  
THAT skank ws actually married???

 
CaptainCliche 2009-07-02 12:12:17 PM  
Came for the "yiff in Hell" pics. Left only partially satisfied.

 
loki see loki do 2009-07-02 12:13:25 PM  
Yiff in hell, furfreaks!

 
Polly Ester 2009-07-02 12:14:09 PM  
i56.photobucket.com

 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:14:53 PM  
I'm guessing that "yiff" means exactly what I think it means, but to be sure--that is what it means, right?

 
ParallelUniverseParking [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:16:45 PM  
FTFA: Members of the group gave statements to police after the woman's affectionate, sometimes intimate behavior with the teenager at Furries gatherings...

If your behavior raises eyebrows at a FURRY-MEETING...that's a very strong indicator that you have a serious problem.

 
dewihafta 2009-07-02 12:17:13 PM  
cryinoutloud: I'm guessing that "yiff" means exactly what I think it means, but to be sure--that is what it means, right?

You are correct, sir.

Having known a few social inept furries from back in my anime days, I find the subculture kind of amusing, actually...sad as they are.

 
Greystoke 2009-07-02 12:18:16 PM  
i18.photobucket.com

 
Gals Panic 2009-07-02 12:19:19 PM  
Born and raised in Ft Collins and couldn't get laid to save my life there. I totally would have hit when I was 16, but I also nailed the gap between my mom's sofa cushions* more times than I can count.



*Not a Euphemism

 
PumpUpDaFark 2009-07-02 12:20:06 PM  
So, she got some furmeat at the furmeet?

 
theorellior 2009-07-02 12:20:07 PM  
CaptainCliche: Came for the "yiff in Hell" pics. Left only partially satisfied.

I was gonna post the usual pic, but the one I found was so much better.

 
ad-astra62 2009-07-02 12:23:38 PM  
Put's me in mind of Curtis Armstrong("Booger"...Revenge of the Nerds) when he had the pink "Booster" costume on in Scharzenegger's "Jingle All The Way" and told him as he puffs his last cigarette and throws it away disgusted:

"It's about time you got here, I've been sweating like a dog in a Chinese restaurant waiting on your sorry ass!"

 
bongmiester [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:26:48 PM  
www.wizznutzz.com

 
colinspooky [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:46:29 PM  
16? Meh. Perfectly legal in the UK - not sure what the furs is about.

 
loki see loki do 2009-07-02 12:47:46 PM  
Link (new window)

 
Howard Finkelstein [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:50:19 PM  
colinspooky: 16? Meh. Perfectly legal in the UK - not sure what the furs is about.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

-1

 
Dezilith 2009-07-02 12:59:51 PM  
Walker 2009-07-02 09:00:47 AM
DO NOT WANT!


I just threw up a little... even as a roleplayer - I echo TheHateMongers sentiment.

Im going to fort collins with some nooses, baseball bats and a hatchet now that I know they exist there.

 
gshepnyc 2009-07-02 01:17:18 PM  
TheHateMonger

No. That odious cliche is never funny and never acceptable no matter who it's about.

 
IAMTHEINTARWEBS 2009-07-02 01:18:07 PM  
Walker: Here's her Facebook page (new window) with another lovely picture of her:



/16-year-old boys really will hit anything with a pussy and a pulse won't they?


Facebook page has dissapeared (or is it FARKED?)

 
TheHateMonger 2009-07-02 01:31:18 PM  
gshepnyc: TheHateMonger

No. That odious cliche is never funny and never acceptable no matter who it's about.


1. You've obviously never met a furry.
2. It's sometimes acceptable. I can make jokes about (insert ethnic group here) because I have a/an (repeat ethnic group) in my family tree. We just haven't gotten around to cutting him down yet.

 
Country_Goodness and Green_Peaness 2009-07-02 01:31:50 PM  
uploads.forumwarz.com

 
TallyGirl 2009-07-02 01:34:45 PM  
So they call them "Furries"? Back in my day we called them "weirdos".

/lawn, etc

 
T.rex 2009-07-02 01:35:14 PM  
b1ff.org

 
theorellior 2009-07-02 01:42:54 PM  
TallyGirl: So they call them "Furries"? Back in my day we called them "weirdos".

"Weirdo" = general

"Furry" = specific

 
gshepnyc 2009-07-02 01:47:53 PM  
TheHateMonger: gshepnyc: TheHateMonger

No. That odious cliche is never funny and never acceptable no matter who it's about.

1. You've obviously never met a furry.
2. It's sometimes acceptable. I can make jokes about (insert ethnic group here) because I have a/an (repeat ethnic group) in my family tree. We just haven't gotten around to cutting him down yet.


I know furries via Fark mentions. Goofy, yeah, but pretty harmless. For many decades the Playboy Clubs dressed sexy girls up in bunny ears and cotton-tails. So, like everything else, it's only a matter of degree.

Certainly someone dressing up in a costume for consensual adult sex play is funny in the same way that the relatively more mainstream BDSM stuff is funny but hardly worthy of hate or death.

 
Billy Ligue 2009-07-02 01:52:26 PM  
i41.tinypic.com

 
gshepnyc 2009-07-02 01:52:33 PM  
I'm going to take a wild stab and speculate that people who hate "furries" have some sexual kink of their own that they are ashamed of or wouldn't want anyone to know. It makes them feel better to say "Farking furries! Drop dead!" while thinking "at least I'm not THAT weird."

The happier you are with your own turn-ons the less you talk about - let alone deride - those of other people.

As for myself, everything that gets me off pleases the crap out of me, so have fun furries. Go hump your little tails off.

 
austerity101 2009-07-02 01:56:14 PM  
colinspooky: 16? Meh. Perfectly legal in the UK - not sure what the furs is about.

It's also legal in 31 US states as well as DC.

Exceptions exist in many states that allow for close-in-age relations down to as young as 13 (usually 3-5 years' difference).

Plus, there is no federal age of consent in the US.

For some reason, people keep assuming that the age of consent is 18 in all states, even though it is in the minority, and that there is a federal age of consent, which there is not.

 
Five Tails of Fury 2009-07-02 02:01:22 PM  
gshepnyc: I'm going to take a wild stab and speculate that people who hate "furries" have some sexual kink of their own that they are ashamed of or wouldn't want anyone to know. It makes them feel better to say "Farking furries! Drop dead!" while thinking "at least I'm not THAT weird."

The happier you are with your own turn-ons the less you talk about - let alone deride - those of other people.

As for myself, everything that gets me off pleases the crap out of me, so have fun furries. Go hump your little tails off.


This, or something close, anyhow.

/furries aren't all about teh sexin'
//not that anyone here will care; can't make fun of reality

 
keiran 2009-07-02 02:03:36 PM  
img189.imageshack.us

 
yourgfsayshi 2009-07-02 02:16:59 PM  
I guess she would do anything for love, but she shouldnt have done that.

 
Jeff73 2009-07-02 02:29:51 PM  
loki see loki do: Yiff in hell, furfreaks!

You'll pay when the revolution comes!
img139.imageshack.us

 
ntrino 2009-07-02 02:52:38 PM  
geekluv: ntrino

Oh good lord is that pic funny.... Looks like a mentally disturbed red fox.


not mine but thanks.
apparently you have never seen a dog or a cat being raped, same look. by another dog or cat. Fark, have to specify.

 
MikoSquiz 2009-07-02 02:54:22 PM  
Wait, wait, wait. There are female furries?

 
Thai Mai Xhu 2009-07-02 02:56:30 PM  
Yup!
It's all about the yiffing!
Why Hello Mrs. Squirrel
(Skunkie wink)!

 
Jeff73 2009-07-02 03:01:22 PM  
MikoSquiz: Wait, wait, wait. There are female furries?


They're like the yeti in that they're rare and elusive. And also in another way.

 
CrazyCracka420 2009-07-02 03:24:17 PM  
You can try kids as young as 12 and 14 as adults in court, but when it comes to consenting to sex, a 16 year old is not considered an adult.

Double standards? Personally, I think if you're a juvenile, you should not be able to be tried as an adult. It's pretty simple, they're not adults in the legal sense of the word.

What's with the furry thing, that's just f*cking weird.

 
CHARNAME 2009-07-02 03:45:37 PM  
CrazyCracka420: What's with the furry thing, that's just f*cking weird.

Hi, welcome to the internet.

 
gshepnyc 2009-07-02 03:50:29 PM  
CrazyCracka420: You can try kids as young as 12 and 14 as adults in court, but when it comes to consenting to sex, a 16 year old is not considered an adult.

Double standards? Personally, I think if you're a juvenile, you should not be able to be tried as an adult. It's pretty simple, they're not adults in the legal sense of the word.

What's with the furry thing, that's just f*cking weird.


The reason we have a juvenile justice system to begin with is because we understand the reality that the brains of kids, even adolescents, are not fully formed. They do not yet have adult capabilities in making sound judgements. That said, it is an obscenity and an immorality that we decide to suspend that idea whenever we feel some kid really needs to be taught a lesson.

It's an aspect of the deeper and more offensive obscenity that our justice system is not as much about making sure someone - anyone - pays and pays big.

I would like to see the same outrage every time a kid is "tried as an adult" for a crime that I see every time a kid does something that feels neat-o with his/her genitalia.

 
jimsan 2009-07-02 03:55:54 PM  
Link (new window)
Bah, I can't post the image... LGT new window etc...

 
bersl2 2009-07-02 04:04:55 PM  
members.cox.net

Well, at least there haven't been any shiatstorms out of Anthrocon yet. Which isn't saying much, since it hasn't even really started yet.

/Apparently the media is already there.

 
Jeff73 2009-07-02 04:40:42 PM  
bersl2: Well, at least there haven't been any shiatstorms out of Anthrocon yet. Which isn't saying much, since it hasn't even really started yet.

/Apparently the media is already there.




It couldn't get any worse than the con a few years back where some assholes were selling time alone in a hotel room with their dogs for $50. It was one of the smaller ones, not AC, but I can't remember which.

 
Jeff73 2009-07-02 04:57:55 PM  
CrazyCracka420: What's with the furry thing, that's just f*cking weird.

What red blooded man wouldn't be turned on by a hot fox who's willing to take a cock?

img148.imageshack.us

 
FlipChurn [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 05:01:03 PM  
emersonbiggins: Separated at birth?

Very nice - I lol'd.

 
Cthulhu Theory 2009-07-02 05:02:48 PM  
Are there any demonic squid-faced furries with batwings so horrible and terrifying that no words can aptly describe it? If you've said yes, you're a stalker!

/my window, get away from it!
//my lawn, off it!

 
Meisaims 2009-07-02 05:38:16 PM  
Relevant to her interests: Link (new window) (NSFW)

 
Procedural Texture [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:10:33 PM  
Added to ignore list: TheHateMonger and Dezilith.
I like to make fun of the furries as much as the next guy, but advocating killing someone for their kink makes you both just sociopaths.

 
Legojetalien 2009-07-02 08:20:02 PM  
i70.photobucket.com

 
Uneven Displacement 2009-07-02 11:37:12 PM  
4chan comes to life. Beautiful.

 
Story 2009-07-03 12:01:29 AM  
Cthulhu Theory: Are there any demonic squid-faced furries with batwings so horrible and terrifying that no words can aptly describe it? If you've said yes, you're a stalker!

/my window, get away from it!
//my lawn, off it!


Thank you, this is the Lovecraftian twist I came for.

 
Jeff73 2009-07-03 11:36:51 AM  
Procedural Texture: Added to ignore list: TheHateMonger and Dezilith.
I like to make fun of the furries as much as the next guy, but advocating killing someone for their kink makes you both just sociopaths.



On behalf of the community I thank you, even if you do look like Tobias Fünke and list your IQ in your profile img217.imageshack.us

 
foxyshadis 2009-07-03 05:01:46 PM  
gshepnyc: I'm going to take a wild stab and speculate that people who hate "furries" have some sexual kink of their own that they are ashamed of or wouldn't want anyone to know. It makes them feel better to say "Farking furries! Drop dead!" while thinking "at least I'm not THAT weird."

The happier you are with your own turn-ons the less you talk about - let alone deride - those of other people.

As for myself, everything that gets me off pleases the crap out of me, so have fun furries. Go hump your little tails off.


No, people hate furries because between 5 and 10 years ago they were some of the most obnoxious, self-righteous drama queen attention whores on the internet. They were generally fat, felt genuinely persecuted by people snickering at them, were easily baited, and always sexed up, back when the internet was Geocities and Livejournal. Think of goths/emos of the 90's, or fark threads about bicyclists and cyclist forums and you're on the mark.

Then myspace came along and everyone forgot about them. Without all the attention, I'm sure most have moved on.

 
Procedural Texture [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-03 07:52:46 PM  
Jeff73: even if you do look like Tobias Fünke

Because we're both bald and wear glasses? That's not much of a resemblance.
Usually I get something along the Chris Elliott to Bruce Willis spectrum.

 
Wolfinstl 2009-07-04 12:46:33 AM  
She's a gal, it's only a problem when it's a man.

 
Jeff73 2009-07-05 11:53:18 AM  
Procedural Texture: Jeff73: even if you do look like Tobias Fünke

Because we're both bald and wear glasses? That's not much of a resemblance.
Usually I get something along the Chris Elliott to Bruce Willis spectrum.




Elliot yes, Willis no. Eyes, expression, nose, cast of the face, the first word to pop to mind was Fünke which is secondary to the IQ-in-the-interweb-profile thing wait I take it back I'll share too mine's 245 Here I'll prove it:

img246.imageshack.us


wtf I demand a recount

 
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